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"Mage... where the fuck are we"

The sand dunes stretched as far as the eye could see. There was nigh even a plant or structure. Just sand and more sand, except for two anthro beings.

"Bing... I don't know"

The one named Mage held her phone out She was a border collie who wore a simple yellow camisole. She like her companion kept moving her head all around, trying to figure out where they are.

"Are you seriously smoking right now?"

"Its a good time to smoke, no?"

The one named Bing had lit a match that he held to a cigar hanging out of his mouth. He was a binturong who wore a black suit with a red turtleneck. He took a few puffs of the cigar before sighing.

"Any luck with a signal?"

"Nothing."

"Bleh"

Bing took another puff of his cigar as he bent down, a hand going through the sand.

"What does the sand appear to you?"

Mage crouched down with Bing and grabbed a fistful of the sand, feeling and examining it.

"Sand."

Bing sighed.

"What type of sand?"

Mage shrugged.

"Very coarse sand."

"Exactly."

Bing puffed his cigar again and stood up and looked around.

"You got an idea?"

Bing nodded, taking a long drag of his cigar and breathing a large plume of smoke out.

"Well, for one, I don't think we're in a desert."

Mage dropped the sand and almost deliriously looked around waving her hands before turning back to Bing.

"You must be joking. Look around!"

Bing chuckled

"I'm not, desert sand is fine, almost like dust. This sand, however, its more similar to a beach."

"Heh, it does look more like beach sand. Does this mean we're in a giant beach? At least I'm dressed properly,"

Mage twirled in her dress, showing it off.

"Unlike you."

Bing merely responded by taking his jacket off.

"Well, either a giant beach or something that used to be underwater. Now where on earth could that be?"

"I got no idea."

"Neither do I."

There was a moment of silence between the two.

"Maybe we're on Pluck."

Bing took his cigar out of his mouth without any ceremony and stared back at Mage.

"You must be joking."

"Maybe, weirder things had happened."

"I'm pretty sure the chance's we're on Pluck are close to zero."

"But not zero."

"True."

The two became quiet again before Bing started to spin away and walk in a seemingly random direction.

"Where are you going?"

"No idea."

Mage held no objections and followed the binturong.

"I wonder if the Chatlanin will accept art."

"Either way I can still sing."

The two laughed before continuing to walk.

And walked.

And walked.

Finally.

"What's that?"

"Looks like a rusted building of some sort"

Bing stepped forward towards it.

"Perhaps it should give us some clue as to where we are."

Before Bing could walk any further, an anthro bear suddenly popped up from the building, his clothing in complete rags except for his yellow pants.

"Hello, do you speak english?" Bing asked.

There was no reply so Mage stepped forward.

"Maybe he speaks-"

"Koo!" shouted the bear.

"Oh fuck." The two muttered in unison as they squatted.

"The one day I don't wear red pants."