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It is hard to say when exactly the tradition of Yiffmas started. It had been somewhat of a joke for quite some time, based around some long-forgotten day of importance in the ancient calendars that had been found among many of the old ruins, many of which are now displayed in museums as seldom-cared-about curiosities of the distant past. Over time the lewd joking mostly perpetrated by males toward females on Yiffmas became more and more extreme, until the greeting "Murry Yiffmas" stopped being used as a joke, and became more of a statement of expectation made by males to females, which they became expected to satisfy.

While the lewd joking nature of Yiffmas had always led to more lax enforcement of the laws around crimes of a sexual nature on Yiffmas day, eventually such enforcement became formally suspended altogether for the day, leading to Yiffmas becoming a widely celebrated official holiday. Most females were not in favor of this of course, but as the number of males in the general population far outweighed the number of females at the time, just as it still does, their objections as you might expect were largely ignored, just as they are in similar matters today.

And so now on a typical Yiffmas day, males will typically get together in groups to celebrate. Some males do go out solo, but most enjoy making sure the females they visit are thoroughly used, and like to have a few extra sets of paws around in case any female might try to resist. Some males go wandering door to door, visiting their female neighbors or the homes of female friends and acquaintances, in order to wish them a Murry Yiffmas. Any female met by such a greeting is expected to return it, and offer the males as much sex as they liked with her. As you might expect, not all females prefer to answer knocks at their door on Yiffmas day, and some do try to avoid it, but this typically tends not to work.

Leading up to Yiffmas males tend to plan whom they intend to visit, and tend to ask around to see which females they know will be home. Some in more formal communities even go so far as to make appointments, though in most cases things become so hectic on Yiffmas day that schedules become hard to keep. Any female making it clear she won't be taking visitors on Yiffmas day is expected to make up for it by offering sex to any male who asks early, so that they aren't left out. Also, if on Yiffmas day a female is nowhere to be found, she typically ends up having to explain herself in the days and weeks that follow to any male who had looked for her, and make it up to any who weren't satisfied with her excuse.

The most typical approach for any female who wants not to be involved in Yiffmas is to plan or attend a party. Parties of all females are quite common on Yiffmas day, especially for younger females who are shy or inexperienced in matters of sex. These parties however don't usually go as planned. First, there is the issue of getting to the party. While groups of very wealthy females rent full resorts for the entire week of Yiffmas, most simply try to meet up at a friend's house fairly early on Yiffmas day.

Even early on Yiffmas, there is a lot of risk in a female leaving the house. Groups of males start roaming the streets and neighborhoods even before sunrise, intent on mounting as many females as they can before the end of the day, and trying to beat their records from previous years as well as those of their friends. Whether in the short distance from an apartment down to a car park or out the front door of a house to a driveway, females are likely to be met by males wishing them Murry Yiffmas and taking advantage of them right there bent over the hoods of their cars. Traffic also tends to become impossible to navigate on Yiffmas, especially for females, as groups of males spotting female drivers tend to pull them out of their cars for use on the sidewalk or in the middle of the street before letting them continue on their way.

If a female does make it to a party without incident, even that is no guarantee she won't still end up participating in Yiffmas. Girls planning on attending parties will often be pressed for invitations by males who would like nothing more than a house full of shy young girls to enjoy on Yiffmas. Many are coerced or even blackmailed to give up the locations of parties, and some females are more than happy to invite males to parties they find out about, either to get back at someone in particular, or because they simply don't like others skipping Yiffmas.

And so most all-female parties do end up with males showing up to them, and then things go even harder on many of the girls than if they had spent Yiffmas at home. While the male or males who found out about the party will take first pick of the girls, they will typically also invite as many other male friends as possible, who will then owe them favors in the future. Even after females at a party have had more sex than they can handle, they are typically dragged outside where any passing males can take their turns and ensure none of the females at the party will want to try and hide from Yiffmas again.

Conversely, not all females object to celebrating Yiffmas. Many mixed-gender parties are held not to avoid it, but so that females and males who know each other can have a good time together without meeting up with random furs roaming the streets. Clubs and bars are typically open for extended hours, the more lascivious of which might offer the use of their working girls for free, even if normally their services would be quite expensive. And then of course there are some girls for whom Yiffmas is just another day. They go out among the groups of roaming males and offer them a good time, wearing very little or nothing at all, and keep score just as many males do. Not all females who participate in Yiffmas this way do so just for fun however, as many are followed by camera crews producing Yiffmas porn.

There are always rumors that some girls end up forced into encounters on Yiffmas, due to things like blackmail or to pay off debts, but such claims are seldom investigated. Since females are expected to perform sexually for any male they meet in any way they like on Yiffmas, it would be very hard for them to object in the first place. Occasionally things do go a bit too far, and apart from being quite sore for the next few days, other minor injuries do happen to females on Yiffmas, sometimes requiring light medical attention. A female who really didn't please a male, might even find herself with a wide range of possible light body modifications, from intimate piercings to libido-enhancing drugs or implants, in order to make her more pleasing to males. This makes medical facilities quite busy places on Yiffmas, as are gender conversion facilities, where males who don't show sufficient interest in Yiffmas are brought in, sometimes even by their own friends for conversion into females, in order to ensure their future participation.

And so as you prepare yourself for Yiffmas, please keep these traditions in mind. Yiffmas is meant to be an enjoyable day for everyone, so do your best to enjoy yourself and make sure that all of your friends have a good time too. Lately Yiffmas has become so popular that there has been talk of having second Yiffmas in summer, so if this sounds exciting to you be sure and fill out a petition. After all, there can never be enough Yiffmas!