Jack the pig
The greywolves watched the classic movie baconator 2 with the new neighbor jack the pig.
Yellow scratched Loadedgun ''is this alright? You know this is like a horror movie for him right?
Loadedgun shook his head ''its hilarious. Plus noisy jack deserves it. It was hard for yellow to hear what
loadedgun said as jack screamed in horror at the movie. Loadedgun smiled ''I remember this
scene its iconic just wait for it jack! The baconator looked at the camera *sniff* ''do I smell bacon?''
Loadedgun looked at yellow more in horror then jack. ''Wait I don't remember him saying that?''
Yellow made sure to lock the door ''calm down loadedgun your a gamer and probably forgot.''
Loadedgun smiling at the sweating pig continued ''oh yeah also he only goes after pigs too.''
The pig fell off his chair once a knock came from the door. ''I will open it guys probably nothing.''
Yellow opened the door! It was the baconator! ''Oh its the popular actor arney!'' The baconator
tore the door off. ''No I am the baconator I smell possible live bacon where is the bacon?'' Yellow and
Loadedgun could not find jack the pig! Loadedgun had no words to say as he did not want to
beat around the baconator's bush. Yellow started to lie ''its just our leftover bacon from the fridge.''
The baconator stared at yellow........''ok I'll be bacon.'' He left and loadedgun sadly got his words back.
''I thought he was some super killing machine he could not tell that was a lie? Is the baconator real?''
yellow looked at loadedgun disappointedly ''oh great your talking again also no the baconator can't
be real....the actor is buff enough to tear our-my door off....I think.'' They checked everywhere after
they were reminded about jack. They took jack's apartment room key he leftover. Still they could not find him.
''No sign of him. Hey I'm hungry want to go get a bite to eat loadedgun?'' Yellow's phone ringed.
''I just heard porkers buffet got restocked from the food shortage earlier!'' Loadedgun clapped his
paws ''awesome lets go!''