Drunk Humphrey

Story by Porcupain on SoFurry

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Hey I got the idea after watching the movie 'Beerfest' and saw the drunk Barry scene and figure why not as it might help me out of my writers block. I'm still looking for a beta reader so if your interested just let me know and we'll talk.


Drunk Humphrey

Humphreys POV:

I was at a bar on a last end of college year celebration, which was meant to be with my pals Salty Shaky and Mooch but they all got called home which was a real downer since we did this together every year so we always had each other's back in case we needed to protect each other from ourselves. Heck I remember one time Salty went out alone and the next day he woke up with a nose ring and handcuffed to a lamp post in his underwear. We all laughed our heads off when we found out except for Salty since for him it was the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to him. We laughed at it for weeks before we got over it and moved on. I only wish my pals had told me in advance before I arrived at the bar. I figured I might as well have a drink or two while I'm here.

One hour later

Drunk 3rd person POV:

Humphrey just finished his sixth vodka and was still feeling good. He then turned to look down the bar and saw a hot golden furred girl with white underbelly in a red tube top and blue denim genes. His eyes widened since he had seen her around town a few times and heard her name was Kate. Humphrey decided now was the time to try and get some since this night wasn't going anywhere. He had the bar tender send her a drink which he gladly did. This brought Kate's attention to Humphrey. She raised the drink to him with a smile of thanks before giving him a curious look and gestured him over with one finger to which he was happy to oblige. Once Humphrey sat down next to her he smiled and said.

"Evening ma'am I'm Humphrey!" Kate sniffed the air before smiling making Humphrey glad she didn't smell the alcohol on his breath.

"Nice to meet you Humphrey! I think I know why you brought me a drink?" Humphrey chuckled.

"And what may I ask do you think the reason is?" She just smiled.

"I'd say you're looking for a little slap and tickle tonight!" As she gently slapped his cheek before tickling his chin. Humphrey simply smiled.

"You nailed it beautiful!" She rubbed his shoulders.

"Well then how would you like to leave this place to go somewhere more private and be my helpless little boy toy for the evening?"

"Well that just leaves two questions?" She raised an eyebrow.

"And what would those questions be?" He gave sly smile.

"Where are we going and when we leaving?"

"My place and right now unless you have any problems with that!" Humphrey gave her a smile.

"No problems at all." As soon as Humphrey finished that Kate took his hand and led him out of the bar and to her car.

Half an hour later

They arrived at a one-story house where Kate was quick to lead the eager Humphrey through the front door and through the halls to the bedroom, which possessed varnished wooden flooring, red velvet painted walls, a few candles here and there, a bookshelf against the left wall with multiple books and a window on the right, in the center of the room was a four-poster bed with red sheets. Humphrey smiled at the place before Kate pushed him back towards the bed and started unbuttoning his shirt saying.

"You won't be needing this tonight." Humphrey chuckled.

"Agreed!"

Before he took it off fully and tossed it to the side before his pants followed. As he was about to take off his underwear Kate grabbed his hands and said.

"Don't worry those will come off in a bit. Right now, I want to see you on the bed!"

Humphrey smiled and hopped onto the bed and rested his head against the pillows. Kate walked up to the right side of the bed and opened up the nightstand that was resting there before taking out two pairs of fuzzy handcuffs. Humphrey smiled and said.

"Oh, you're into that kind of stuff?" Kate looked down at him smiling as she attached one of the ends of the first pair of handcuffs to the bedpost and asked.

"Problem with that handsome?" Humphreys just gave her his right arm.

"Not at all!" Kate chuckled before she handcuffed him. She then proceeded to do the same with his left arm as she said.

"Now just relax handsome! This'll be a lot of fun for both us tonight!" Humphrey gave her a goofy smile.

"Yes ma'am!"

As Kate made sure the cuffs are on tight. As soon as she's done she smiles down at Humphrey before leaning down and pushing the back of his head forward giving him a gentle French kiss. Kate then gets off the bed and walks to the door before turning to Humphrey who is laying on the bed helplessly restrained in nothing but his underwear as Kate says.

"Be right back! Just need to change into something a little more comfortable!" And blows Humphrey a kiss.

5 minutes later

Kate reentered the room but what she was wearing left Humphrey speechless with his jaw hanging open. Kate was standing there with a seductive smile on her face and wearing nothing but red heart shaped nipple caps on her breasts and red lacy underwear with a golden chain necklace dangling from one hand and a seductive smile. Humphrey smiled at her choice of attire as Kate walked up to the bed smiling at him and swaying her hips as she said.

"I got you a little something to wear tonight!" Before she held up the gold chain necklace. "But remember when it goes on you become my boy toy for the night!" Humphrey simply smiled.

"Yes ma'am!" Kate giggled.

"Call me mistress sweetheart!" Humphrey just blinked in surprised before he smiled.

"Yes Mistress!"

Kate smiled and gently put her hand on his chest and stroked it as she gently put the golden chain necklace around his neck as she smiled down at him. She gently ran her nails down his chest as she let out a gentle growl of dominance over Humphrey to which he just smiled at before saying.

"I'm all yours Mistress." She just giggled.

"Yes, you are my little helpless slave."

Before she let out another small giggle at Humphrey before she sat down on his stomach with her knees on either side of him. It was then she put her hand over his muzzle and said.

"Go on. Lick my fingers and show your mistress how much you worship her." Humphrey immediately began licking her fingers while smiling before pulling some of them into his mouth and began sucking on them as Kate said.

"Yeah that's it. Suck em. Suck em. Lick them clean baby."

Which he was all too happy to do as he eagerly kept licking away at her fingers. Kate smiled down at him before taking her fingers out of his muzzle. She smiled down at him and gave him a gentle pat on the cheek before getting off the bed and opening the side draw. She pulled out a black satin blindfold as she gave him a gentle smile with one hand on her hip as she dangled the blindfold at her side. She climbed back onto the bed and straddled his chest as she stroked his hair back and put the blindfold over his eyes as she said.

"Now don't peak!" She pulled away from him when the hood was firmly in place. "Time for you to be marked handsome." She took her lipstick and used it to gently write 'HUNK' on his chest before giving a seductive smile. "You are officially mine you big hunk." She then gave him a gentle kiss slipping her tongue into his mouth making him moan before pulling away and giving a seductive smile with half lidded eyes as she stood up with her legs on either side of him as she looked down at him and said. "Time for me to enjoy my big hunks best piece."

She took off her panties and threw them onto the side table before she kneeled down aligning his wolfhood with her womanhood before she gently lowered herself down onto it moaning as she did. Humphrey let out a grunt as she did so before she raised herself up and lowered herself back down moaning as she did so. She looked down at Humphrey who was struggling against his restraints and giggled before putting her hands on his chest and forced him down. She then gently lifted the blindfold off and giggled.

"Don't struggle handsome!" She then pushed him down. "Makes it harder to stay on your big wolfhood." Humphrey stopped struggling.

"Sorry Mistress but you-" She cut him off by pressing a finger to his muzzle.

"No talking or it ruins the mood."

"Yes Mistress!" She smiled seductively down at him while letting out a playful growl.

"Good!" With that said she continued to bounce up and down on his wolfhood with wet slapping sounds filling the room mixed with their moans before Kate stopped and looked down at him with a mischievous smile. "You look a little hungry baby, let's give you something to eat." She leaned over him towards her nightstand while rubbing her breasts in his face and picked up her discarded panties and gently shoved them into his mouth. "Eat up handsome." She then began bouncing up and down on his wolfhood again, a little harder than before. "Oh baby, that's it, you're going to make me cum so hard that I'm going to break." She let out a few more loud moans while calling Humphrey words like hunk, babe, stud, beast and a real man and begging him to give it to her harder. "I'm going to cum you big hunk." Humphrey grunted and moaned around the panties while pulling against his restraints. "Let's cum together baby, cum for me you hunk!"

As soon as the words left her mouth Humphrey cumed hard into her womanhood while Kate came all over him and panted hard as she took Humphreys wolfhood out and let his cum ooze out of her. Kate kneeled down next to him and looked down at him with a satisfied smile and listened to him grunt a bit and pull on his restraints most likely asking if she could let him free from his bindings. Kate just smiled mischievously and gently grabbed his muzzle before she leaned down, pressing her breasts against his chest as she whispered into his ear.

"Don't struggle handsome, I intend to keep you here for the rest of the night and most of the morning." Hearing this he stopped and let his head drop onto the pillow. "Rest up now handsome as I'm going to be taking you for another round in a few minutes but for now I'm going to get some water." She threw her legs off the bed and stood up before making her way to the door but stopped at the door and looked back at him and blew him a kiss before walking out leaving Humphrey alone.

What really happened

3rd person POV:

Humphrey just finished his sixth vodka and was still feeling good but really, he was completely drunk. He then turned to look down the bar and saw a slightly pudgy dark brown furred girl with grey underbelly in a red tube top and blue denim genes but to him she was a hot golden furred girl with white underbelly who he believedwas Kate when really her name was Carney and she was known around town for being a hard-core dominatrix. Humphrey decided now was the time to try and get some since this night wasn't going anywhere. He had the bar tender send her a drink which the bartender gladly did. This brought the women's attention to Humphrey. She raised the drink to him with a smile of thanks before giving him a curious look and gestured him over with one finger to which he was happy to oblige but he wobbled as he walked giving away that he was drunk. When he sat down next to her he smiled at her said but came out in slurs.

"Evening ma'am I'm Humphrey!" Carnie sniffed the air smelling the alcohol on his breath assuring her he was drunk which brought a devious smile to her face.

"Nice to meet you Humphrey! I think I know why you brought me a drink?" Humphrey chuckled.

"And what may I ask do you think the reason is?" She just smiled.

"I'd say you're looking for a little slap and tickle tonight!" As she gave him a firm slap to the cheek before running her claws under his chin. Humphrey smiled.

"You nailed it beautiful!" She rubbed his shoulders gently sinking her claws in.

"Well then how would you like to leave this place to go somewhere more private and be my pathetic little slave for the evening?"

"Well that just leaves two questions?" She raised an eyebrow.

"And what would those questions be?" He gave her what he thought was a sly smile when really it was a goofy one.

"Where we going and when we leaving?"

"My place and right now unless you have any problems with that!"

"No problems at all." As soon as Humphrey finished that Carney took his hand and led him out of the bar and to her car.

Half an hour later

They arrived at a one-story house where Carney was quick to lead the drunk Humphrey through the front door and through the halls to the bedroom, which possessed varnished wooden flooring, red velvet painted walls, a few candles here and there, a bookshelf with multiple sex toys on the shelves against the left wall and a window on the right, in the center of the room was a four post bed with red sheets and a spotlight shining on it. Humphrey smiled at the place before Carney pushed him towards the bed and started unbuttoning his shirt saying.

"You won't be needing this tonight." Before she muttered. "You drunken fool." Humphrey chuckled.

"Agreed!"

Before he took off his shirt fully and tossed it to the side before his pants followed. As he was about to take off his underwear Carney grabbed his hands and said.

"Don't worry those will come off in a bit. Right now, I want to see you on the bed!"

Humphrey smiled and hopped onto the bed and rested his head against the pillows. Carney walked up to the right side of the bed and opened up the nightstand that was resting there before taking out two pairs of black leather handcuffs. Humphrey smiled and said.

"Oh, you're into that kind of stuff?" Carney turned to him and glared down at him as she attached one of the ends of the first pair of handcuffs to the bedpost and asked.

"Problem with that worthless?" Humphreys just gave her his right arm.

"Not at all!" Carney chuckled and handcuffed him. She then proceeded to do the same with his left arm as she said.

"Now just relax handsome! I'm just going to put you in your proper place tonight!" Humphrey gave her a goofy smile.

"Yes ma'am!"

As Carney made sure the cuffs are on tight. As soon as she's done she gives him a devious smile before Carney grabbed his hair and pulled it up brining his head forward and planted a hard kiss his lips and shoved her tongue down his throat. Carney then got off the bed and walked to the door before turning to Humphrey who was laying on the bed helplessly restrained in nothing but his underwear as Carney says.

"Be right back! Just need to change into something a little more appropriate for tonight!" before she gave Humphrey an evil smirk.

5 minutes later

Carney reentered the room but now she was wearing a black leather under bust corset with black tape X's covering her nipples, a wide black choker, black thong, leather fingerless sleeve gloves with a black leather slave collar dangling in one hand and a wicked smile on her face. ** ** Humphrey smiled at her as Carney walked up to the bed smirking at him and swaying her hips as she said.

"I got you a little something to wear tonight!" Before she held up the slave collar. "But remember when it goes on you become my slave for the night!"

"Yes ma'am!" Carny smiled.

"Call me mistress my slave!"

"Yes Mistress!"

Carney smiled and pushed her hand on his chest as she put the collar around his neck as she smiled down at him. She ran her nails down his chest as she lets out a vicious and feral snarl of dominance over Humphrey to which he just gave a goofy smile and said

"I'm all yours Mistress." She just chuckled.

"Yes, you are you worthless and pathetic little slave."

Before she let out another chuckle at Humphrey before she pushed her paws against his chest to stand up with her foot on either side of him. It was then she put her foot over his muzzle and said.

"Go on, lick it and show your mistress how much you worship her you worthless slave." Humphrey immediately began licking her toes while smiling before pulling some of them into his mouth and began sucking on it as Carney. "Yeah that's it. Suck em. Suck em. Lick them clean you pathetic little worm."

Which he was all too happy to do as he eagerly kept licking away at her foot. Carney grinned down at him before pulling her foot away from his muzzle. She smiled down at him and gave him a gentle slap on the cheek before getting off the bed and opening the side draw. She pulled out a black leather hood with removable mask and opening for the muzzle as she gave him an evil smile with one hand on her hip as she dangled the hood at her side. She climbed back onto the bed and straddled his chest as she pulled his hair back and pulled the hood over his face leaving only his muzzle free as she said.

"Quit squirming!" She pulled away from him when the hood was firmly in place. "Time for you to be marked as mine." She picked up a black marker and wrote the word 'SLAVE' on his chest. "You are officially mine you pathetic excuse for wolf."

She then gave him a hard kiss shoving her tongue into his mouth making him moan before pulling a way and giving a feral smile. If Humphrey was sober and could see he would be shivering in fear at the look she was giving him as she stood up with her legs on either side of his waist and looked down at him."Time to see how long a worthless wolf like you can last in bed."

Before she kneeled down aligning his wolfhood with her womanhood before she slammed down onto it moaning as she did. Humphrey let out a grunt as she did so before she raised herself up and slammed back down moaning as she did so. She looked down at Humphrey who was struggling against his restraints and snarled before putting her hands on his chest and forced him down. She then ripped the leather mask of the hood and growled.

"Quit squirming slave." She then shoved him down. "Makes it more difficult to maneuver your filthy wolfhood." Humphrey stopped struggling.

"Sorry Mistress but you-" She cut him off my holding his muzzle shut and growling.

"No talking unless spoken to!"

"Yes Mistress." She smiled and gave a dominant growl.

"Good!" With that said she continued to bounce up and down on his wolfhood with wet slapping sounds filling the room mixed with their moans before Carney stopped and looked down at him with a cruel smirk. "I think you need something to shut you up." She reached over to her night stand, rubbing her breasts over his face in the process and reached into the draw and pulled out a black ball gag and forcefully shoved it into his mouth before connecting the straps at the back. "That'll shut you up." She then began bouncing up and down on his wolfhood again, harder than before moaning as her breasts lifted up and slammed down with every bounce. "That's it you worthless slave, I'm going to make you cum so hard that I'm going to break your dick off." She let out a few more loud moans while calling Humphrey words like slave, worthless, pathetic, waste and bastard and ordering him to give it to her harder. "I'm going to cum you worthless slave." Humphrey grunted and moaned around the ball gag while pulling against his restraints. "Let's cum together slave, cum for your mistress slave!"

As soon as the words left her mouth Humphrey cumed hard into her womanhood while Carney came all over him and panted hard as she took Humphreys wolfhood out and let his cum ooze out of her. Carney kneeled down next to him and. Carney looked down at him with a satisfied smile and listened to him grunt a bit and pull on his restraints most likely asking if she could let him free from his bindings. Carney just smirked cruelly and grabbed his muzzle before leaning forward pressing her breasts against his chest as she growled into his ear.

"Stop struggling worthless, I intend to keep you here as my toy for the rest of the night and for the rest of the night and most of the morning you worthless slave." Hearing this he stopped and let his head drop onto the pillow. "Rest up now slave as I'm going to using your worthless body in a few minutes but for now I'm going to get a drink."

She threw her legs off the bed and stood up before making her way to the door but stopped at the door and looked back at him and gave an evil grin before walking away. As she walked down the hall she began to think about tomorrow and knew that when Humphrey wakes up he'd be very confused but he was still going to be at her complete mercy as she intended to keep him restrained through the night. She was going to enjoy it since men were more fun when they're confused and struggling to escape their restraints and get out of her house. She always loved it when they came to their senses and tried to escape since that's when the real fun begins for her and by the time she's done and lets the males go, they'd always come back for more sooner or later. The reason for this is her style of bondage is like a drug that men always became addicted to her skill as a dominatrix and it was then they'd do anything to get another taste of her skills. She'd use this to her advantage and have them do various jobs for her all over town, free of charge and in return she'd reward or punish them accordingly. She was brought out of her thoughts when she reached her kitchen and smiled before walking over to her fridge and pulling out a single bottle of wine. She pulled a glass out and poured some of the wine into it before putting the bottle down, picking up the glass and raising it as she said.

"Here's to breaking another dumb male in and showing him what a real woman is like." She drank down the wine and let out a sigh of pleasure. "Now time to get back to work." With this in mind she made her way back down the hall to the bedroom to continue her fun with the restrained male in her bed.

Morning

The sun's rays shone through the curtains of the bedroom and onto Humphreys restrained form showing his sleeping form revealing his body in the same state as it was the night before, ball gag and all. There were a few differences like how his body now had a few more scratches in his fur and of course the leather blindfold had been removed to reveal his closed eyes but there were a few other differences. The lack of the blindfold though allowed the suns light to shine onto his eyes he groaned in annoyance and pain due to his hangover and tried to move his arm to cover his eyes but realized he couldn't move it and opened his eyes. He quickly shut them after the light shone into them and opened them again slowly so the light wouldn't burn his eyes and looked at his arms with leather cuffs around them. Humphrey looked around the room he was in and saw a video camera in front of him and a mirror hanging from the wall allowing him to take in the condition he was in.

He saw he had a black leather mask over his head with a leather collar, a ball gag in his muzzle which explained the pain he was feeling in his jaw, his arms and legs were tied to the posts with leather cuffs, his tail was also tied down to the end of the bed exposing his rear end, his body was covered in scratches, the word slave was written on his chest in black marker and above all his wolfhood was in a dick cage. He immediately began struggling wondering what in the world he did last night before a voice from the door broke him out of his thoughts when it said.

"Good you're finally awake."

Humphrey turned to where the voice came from and saw Carney standing there in the same attire she wore last night with her hands on her hips and Humphrey immediately began struggling harder. The reason for this is because he'd heard about Carne from multiple friends who'd heard all about her and what kind of girl she was. What scared him the most was how after a night with her some guys were said to be changed in some ways and would often be seen returning to her home and often doing jobs for her. Those who saw the guys doing the jobs were always seen doing them with these goofy smiles and when seen with her they'd look at her with such devotion in their eyes you'd think she was their queen or something. Humphrey didn't know what she did to them but he had the feeling she was going to show him exactly what she did, whether he liked it or not. She grinned cruelly at him as she said.

"Fortunately, I've already set out the tools needed for the real fun to begin." She gestured to the side table and Humphrey turned to see some clothes pegs, a black crop, a candle and a large black dildo that was standing up and at the sight of it Humphrey began struggling harder making Carney chuckle. "Don't bother struggling, I've broken stronger wolves than you so stop struggling and enjoy the ride." He just kept struggling as Carney closed the door and that was the last anyone saw of Humphrey till the next day when he left the house with a goofy smile on his face and a smiling Carney in a bathrobe watching him go. "And another slave has joined my ranks." She then walked back in and closed the door to enjoy the recording of what she did to Humphrey.