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I will never be caught.

I have kept up this same pace for almost thirty years. It's almost become a routine, almost.

Each morning is the same. I wake up the same as anyone else, with a sore back, and a hankering for coffee. Sometimes I admit, I push back my usual activities a little bit to make room for a cup or two of the godly elixir. After all, I'm not in my twenties anymore.

This particular morning marked my third year. I've been contemplating maybe taking a year off to celebrate, but where's the fun in that? I mean, I enjoy what I do. In fact, I can't help but feel like maybe increasing my productivity a little bit.

I took the paper cup from the barista eagerly smiling her best customer service smile at me from the other side of the counter. I had already pegged her for my next prize a week ago, but every time I come to see her at work, I want her more and more. She's such a beautiful cat after all. Her frame is thin, but not on the unhealthy side of things. Her beautiful black fur is simple, albeit slightly boring but nevertheless welcoming to me for some reason. Or maybe it's her bright green eyes, or the way her back always seems to arch forward, showing off what little breasts she has. I can't quite figure out what it is about her that I find so very interesting... But that just adds to the fun of it all. I can tell by the look on her face she's never tasted a woman before, and the way she smiles at me tells me she has little to no experience with a canine either. I think this one I'll savor a bit longer than usual. You know, to celebrate.

Waiting a whole four hours for her to finish her shift and close up shop was excruciating. I kept peeking through the window at her beautiful smile periodically -to try and tide me over- but I think it was only making that darker part of me grow hungrier...

Eventually, the interior lights finally flicked off, and I knew at any minute, she would be walking out the doors, past my van, and to her car. However, she wouldn't be making it to her car tonight. No, she will be entering the meat wagon tonight for a little fun.

When I was twenty, I acquired the only car I could afford. An old beat up white Ford van. It was the kind of vehicle most people bought up from defunct delivery businesses to convert into a roach coach or ice cream truck. Me? I just spray painted it matte black. I've never been that creative.

After I realized the perks a van like this with it's blacked out windows can offer me, I read in the newspaper that they had discovered my little acts of indiscretion. They called me the 'Meat wagon killer.' So -of course- I had to humor them. I took a roll of duck tape, and taped out the words 'Meat' on one side, and 'Wagon' on the other. Funny enough, I've only been pulled over once, and the minute the cop saw a thirty something female golden retriever dressed like a hipster, he just gave me a warning ticket... for speeding! People are generally pretty oblivious to some of the most obvious shit. It's humiliating...

Movement out the corner of my eye snapped me out of my reminiscing. Show time.

I watched as her idiot otter co-worker got in his car and quickly sped off, while she fumbled with her keys. That dumb shit, he had been hitting on her the whole shift probably, that's at least what it looked like from my perspective. Little did he know she was mine. Nevertheless, she still seemed to smile at his efforts with that beautiful white grin of hers, and even coughed out a few fake laughs at his pathetic jokes. What a good girl she is.

I exited the van, much to her terror. Most can't see me through the heavily tinted windows.

I approached her and her beautiful smile was nowhere to be found. I grabbed her pointed black ear as though I had done it a hundred times..

I slammed her pretty face into her car with a muffled thud.

Her body went limp, and collapsed to the floor. I dragged her small frame around to the back of the van, popped open the doors, and slid her right in. I quickly climbed in, with only a brief -yet- expert glance around the empty parking lot for security purposes, shutting the doors behind me.

I opened a compartment beside my new thrill, and retrieved the tool box I kept there.

I bound her hands with zip ties, and fastened her legs to the handcuffs I had installed into each of the back doors of the van. I wiped the blood from her nose with a wet wipe, and duct taped her beautiful black muzzle... for now. We are going to have so much fun, together.

"I might even keep you for a bit," I whispered to my new pet. I never kept company in the meat wagon before, but hey, these long road trips do get quite lonely from time to time...

I then proceeded to cut off her clothing, one article at a time.

Her naked body, with all of it's rolling mountains and dark seductive valleys pushed me over the edge. I couldn't wait any longer.

Something about her sure was... special. I ran a paw through her thick black fur, and took in the fresh scent from between her legs before I slid my fingers wherever they wanted to go. As I took what I wanted from her body, it seemed to except it eagerly if you know what I mean. When I finished, she seemed to have awoken just as the building in my inner thighs couldn't take any more teasing. I stared into her now open eyes and was immediately sent over heavens gates so early. I had never come simply from rubbing against a leg before but like I had said, there was just something different about this one. I came. I quivered shook and moaned as I stared blankly into her beautiful green eyes.

But something was different when I came too. Her eyes weren't the usual lively green they always were, they were... purple?

She reached out her paws, no longer bound, gripping two cut zip ties. The handcuffs around her ankles popped open, and she leaned forward. She stopped mere inches from my face, and slowly peeled off the duct tape from her mouth.

I eyed her long fangs as she smiled.

"Aww, was that all you got? Come on now, after all these years of practice, one would think you had a few more tricks up your sleeve." She pouted.

"What the hell are you?!" I screamed, throwing myself against the back of the van. She crawled her way towards me in the way that would have warmed the deepest parts of me only moments ago.

"Come here sugar, let me show you what true pleasure feels like." She said.

She cupped my head in her hands as her long pointed fingernails dug their way into my skin. Her black lips touched mine, and I could feel a building deep within me once again. When her tongue caressed mine, I couldn't help but feel myself quiver, craving more.

Eventually the building had reached its limit. Only, instead of what usually happens, I began to feel more and more empty. It was a strange lethargy that left me feeling weaker and weaker. I watched as she pulled away from my lips, along with a blue glowing smoke that entered her mouth. Eventually the smoke seemed to stop, along with the pleasure. I could feel myself falling into darkness as I saw the faintest glimpse of her climbing into the driver seat of the van.

"This car and me? We're going places." She giggled in the darkness of my fading vision.

The next thing I knew, was I could no longer move my jaw, and the taste of metal filled my mouth. When the white over my vision began to fade away, I could feel claws digging into my ears as they yanked upwards, and something strange tickling me all over. A small glance downward revealed thousands of strangely large looking spiders crawling all over my body.

I tried to moan out for help, but all I could do was gurgle as the effort sent pain closing my throat into gurgles.

"Yeah, I don't think there's any point now hun." Yawned the rabbit.

"That homer really took it out of you huh?"

"Eh, Kevin has been keeping me up... To be honest I'm getting pretty tired of him lately... I think I might feed him to my babies."

Just then, a strange hissing sound vibrated all over my body.

"I think they like that idea..." Said the black kitten, wrinkling her snout.

"Do you like that!? Well do you my sweet angels!?" Gasped the rabbit leaning her hands on her knees and making faces to match her baby talk.

"Lets just get this over with Anna. Those things kinda give me the creeps..." The black cat pulled a pocket knife from her hoodie.

"Oh don't say that Serena... You just need to spend more time with them. You gotta bond with them, you know? You'll be in love when you realize that whole arachnophobia crock is just based in misunderstanding." Anna nodded proudly, as Serena pulled my head up. It was then that I began to crave this all to be over sooner rather that later... Anna bent down to my breast level. "Now you be good and clean everything up, m'kay? Mama doesn't want any mess!" the rabbit said to the freaky spiders that seemed to almost be doing little push ups in excitement.

I looked up into the glowing purple eyes of who I know knew as Serena, wondering what the hell happened. With a quick twist of her shoulder, I could feel warmth dripping down the front of me, as a thousand little pains stuck like needles through my fur into my flesh. The lights began to once again fade to black, hopefully for the last time. I wonder if this is how all those others felt as I slit their throats?