Wet Ass Pussy (song parody)

Story by danath on SoFurry

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#7 of Fap Raps

SFW furry song parody based on Megan Thee Stallion's "WAP"


Cats in this pool

There's some cats in this pool

There's some cats in this pool

There's some cats in this pool (Hol' up)

I said swimming freestyle, goin' quarter-miles,

Wet-ass pussy, racing tigers an' lions

Uwu

Chorus:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, you swimmin' with some wet-ass pussy

Bring a hair dryer on hot for this wet-ass pussy

The breaststroke's improved a lot for this wet-ass pussy

Verse 1

Pull it hard, cougar, in a charge

Paws are large and scoopin' hard

Put this pussy right in first place

Churning the water yard by yard

Gliding through with his wet hide

Kitty's body flexes with each stride

Spit out the foam, wipe out the eyes

This pussy is wet, he's ready to dive

Opponents all are so surprised

Cougar swims uncompromised

Furry gleam, muscles scream

A public pool, snarling mean

He don't give, he's so lean

He's on the way to a trophy scene (uwuwu)

Verse 2

Breathing fast, panting gasp, chancing a glance as he goes past

Quick, jump out 'fore the other big cats can get fast

Cougar was fast off the line, leaping far with feline grace (uwu)

Hit the water with a splash before the pack was in the race (wow wow wow!)

Crowd's amazed, cheers are raised (Yeah)

Other swimmers: totally fazed (totally fazed!)

The cougar doesn't have a doubt about his form

Loved swimming competition ever since he was born (ayy)

Now get your arms in the air for this wet-ass pussy (ah ah ah!)

Paid registration just to compete with this wet-ass pussy (mwah mwah mwah)

Now splashes make it rain and you some wet-ass pussy (yeah, yeah)

Verse 3

Lion there's a hard hitter, thinks he may have got 'em

He's a big cat athlete in a tight bikini bottom

The cougar goes faster, king of the water

Outpaces the lion who begins to falter

He got determination, knows where he's headed

Pussy is never swimming wrongheaded

The beard on his muzzle is completely wetted

The cat's muscles burn with lactic acid

Don't wanna spit, don't wanna gulp

Takes deep breath, tries not to choke

He sucks in the air through his heaving throat

He wants to win more than anyone and ups the speed of each stroke

The final lap starts, uncertain victory

All went in dry and it's coming out soggy

The pack rides on the cougar for the last mile

The growls and the gasps erupt from the trial

Verse 4

A hundred, fifty, twenty feet to go

Cougar does everything possible to not throw

Feels it in his knees, but he's got somethin' to believe in

Never lost a race, others just lookin' for a beatin'

Swim ahead, faster than the pack

Lets out a growl on the attack

Freestyle makes waves even bigger

Crashing like a fast outrigger

Cats have trained, they can hang

They push water despite the pain

The final meters end in sprints

Crowd cheers for wet fingerprints

Chorus

Yeah yeah yeah

Yeah, you swimmin' with some wet-ass pussy

Bring a hair dryer on hot for this wet-ass pussy

The breaststroke's improved a lot for this wet-ass pussy

Podium top, tail swings hot, that's some wet-ass pussy

Bring a hair dryer on hot for this wet-ass pussy

He's going purr purr purr, that's some wet-ass pussy

Cougar in the top spot, that's some wet-ass pussy, huh