Wet Ass Pussy (song parody)
#7 of Fap Raps
SFW furry song parody based on Megan Thee Stallion's "WAP"
Cats in this pool
There's some cats in this pool
There's some cats in this pool
There's some cats in this pool (Hol' up)
I said swimming freestyle, goin' quarter-miles,
Wet-ass pussy, racing tigers an' lions
Uwu
Chorus:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you swimmin' with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a hair dryer on hot for this wet-ass pussy
The breaststroke's improved a lot for this wet-ass pussy
Verse 1
Pull it hard, cougar, in a charge
Paws are large and scoopin' hard
Put this pussy right in first place
Churning the water yard by yard
Gliding through with his wet hide
Kitty's body flexes with each stride
Spit out the foam, wipe out the eyes
This pussy is wet, he's ready to dive
Opponents all are so surprised
Cougar swims uncompromised
Furry gleam, muscles scream
A public pool, snarling mean
He don't give, he's so lean
He's on the way to a trophy scene (uwuwu)
Verse 2
Breathing fast, panting gasp, chancing a glance as he goes past
Quick, jump out 'fore the other big cats can get fast
Cougar was fast off the line, leaping far with feline grace (uwu)
Hit the water with a splash before the pack was in the race (wow wow wow!)
Crowd's amazed, cheers are raised (Yeah)
Other swimmers: totally fazed (totally fazed!)
The cougar doesn't have a doubt about his form
Loved swimming competition ever since he was born (ayy)
Now get your arms in the air for this wet-ass pussy (ah ah ah!)
Paid registration just to compete with this wet-ass pussy (mwah mwah mwah)
Now splashes make it rain and you some wet-ass pussy (yeah, yeah)
Verse 3
Lion there's a hard hitter, thinks he may have got 'em
He's a big cat athlete in a tight bikini bottom
The cougar goes faster, king of the water
Outpaces the lion who begins to falter
He got determination, knows where he's headed
Pussy is never swimming wrongheaded
The beard on his muzzle is completely wetted
The cat's muscles burn with lactic acid
Don't wanna spit, don't wanna gulp
Takes deep breath, tries not to choke
He sucks in the air through his heaving throat
He wants to win more than anyone and ups the speed of each stroke
The final lap starts, uncertain victory
All went in dry and it's coming out soggy
The pack rides on the cougar for the last mile
The growls and the gasps erupt from the trial
Verse 4
A hundred, fifty, twenty feet to go
Cougar does everything possible to not throw
Feels it in his knees, but he's got somethin' to believe in
Never lost a race, others just lookin' for a beatin'
Swim ahead, faster than the pack
Lets out a growl on the attack
Freestyle makes waves even bigger
Crashing like a fast outrigger
Cats have trained, they can hang
They push water despite the pain
The final meters end in sprints
Crowd cheers for wet fingerprints
Chorus
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, you swimmin' with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a hair dryer on hot for this wet-ass pussy
The breaststroke's improved a lot for this wet-ass pussy
Podium top, tail swings hot, that's some wet-ass pussy
Bring a hair dryer on hot for this wet-ass pussy
He's going purr purr purr, that's some wet-ass pussy
Cougar in the top spot, that's some wet-ass pussy, huh