in a wolf's body: chpt 7: bathtime
#8 of in a wolf's body
no yiffiness. just having a bath and getting a stiffly whilst being washed by a butler. and about to get neutered
Bath time
"shit!" I cried
"busted" Arctic muttered. I was about to try to explain to Tony Jeeves when I remembered that for some reason I could only talk to humans in the first few hours of my new life. Now all they heard was barks, whines and yips.
he put a leash on us and led us to Jessica's mum "excuse me Mrs Weirman"
"what is it Tony? I'm holding a very important phone conference"
"would you like me to clean the two 'dogs'?"
mrs weirman looked up at tony "why? are they dirty?"
"i caught Arctic orally pleasuring Caesar"
Mrs Weirman blushed "ah, in that case please continue"
"would you also like me to contact the vet to get Caesar fixed?"
"please do Tony. Thank you"
Arctic looked at the horrified look on my face "Caesar, what's getting fixed?"
"fi...fi...fixed?" I repeated the word out loud. Had I heard right? Did they want to fix me?
"CAESAR!" Arctic shouted, snapping me out of my shocked state "what's getting fixed mean?"
"castration... neutering" i whimpered
"yeah, what is that?"
"they plan to chop out my nuts"
"really? that's what getting fixed means? damn I'm really glad I'm not a boy"
"TONY!" we heard Jessica's mum call for Tony Jeeves
"yes Mrs Weirman?"
"when Arctic gives birth to her pups, can you have her spayed? I don't want to have too many pups running about"
"yes Mrs Weirman"
I started laughing
"er Caesar, what's spayed mean?"
"well Arctic, it's just like being neutered just instead of testicles they cut out your ovaries"
"really?" Arctic squeaked "you're not joking this time?"
"no... god, I sure am glad I'm not a girl" we followed Tony Jeeves to the bathroom where he placed us in the warm bath and started to wash Arctic's messy fur with shampoo. When he had rinsed her he pulled her out the bath and dried her. soon i was in the water getting washed. I yipped as Tony started to clean my sheath. I couldn't help growling at him
"do you think I enjoy cleaning your penis?" he snapped.
I stopped growling "sorry Tony"
when Tony lifted me out the bath Arctic started giggling "I see you enjoyed that my love"
"shut up Arctic." I muttered
"did you enjoy it when Tony rubbed your-"
"shut up Arctic."
"your mouth says no... but your body screams yes!"
"Arctic, please."
Arctic smiled "you have a-"
"yes I know, I have a boner" Tony dried me and took me and Arctic outside. He let Arctic off of her leash
"what should we do now Arctic?"
"I enjoyed that bath, can we try and get another one?"
I was about to answer when Tony pulled me away from her over to the range rover I started jumping about all excited again "ooh where are we going?" then I felt my heart drop and I stopped bouncing "oh... we're going to the vets aren't we?"
Tony opened the passenger door and I hopped in "wow this car is even fancier up front!" Tony strapped himself in and started the engine. I pressed the button on the built in CD player with my nose... it was... Rammstein! My favourite!
Tony laughed "you know how to work a CD player do you? Rammstein's my favourite band ever. When we get back, I'll show you some videos from one of their recent tours."
"There is also some footage of the opening band, absolutely brilliant, the guitarist was incredible, it's a real shame he got murdered" I grinned as Tony praised my band... or rather ex band "I heard he got taken out on his way to take a leak. What a horrible way to go... a few weeks later the band split up. The guitarist's girlfriend was apparently about to propose to the poor bastard... she took it pretty badly... well... a week or so later she... disappeared and the band received a note from her telling them that she had gone to join him."
I felt my heart skip several beats, join me? She... killed herself? i wanted to cry as Tony told me about my previous life. The only thing stopping me from crying my heart out was the fact that wolves can't physically cry.
"well, anyway here we are, are you ready?"
I looked at the building and laughed "ah it's the RSPCA place. Time to go say hello to my good old friend Michael." I strolled into the building with Tony by my side. The woman who I'd 'met' back when I lived here came over and I jumped up and licked her face,
she laughed "down boy!"
"hello miss, I'm here for the appointment with the vet. I called earlier"
"oh yeah. the neutering. right?"
"yep."
"ah, the vet will see him now... er would you like to watch or will you stay here and look at the newborn puppies?"
Tony smiled "I think I will stay here and look at the puppies... I've seen enough of his genitals to last me a life time"
the woman took my leash from Tony Jeeves and led me to the operating room "right then who's the next patient Miranda?"
so her name's Miranda? What a Nice name, I'll tell Arctic later.
Michael turned around to look at me "You!"
"hi Michael"
"right let's get this over with as soon as possible, Miranda what is he here for?"
"neutering."
Michael smiled "I'm going to enjoy this a lot" Michael poked a syringe into my scrotum
"OW! THAT HURT YOU BASterd" I felt my eyes droop. I knew that when I woke up I would be minus my balls. Soon I fell asleep.