Nerdy Gamer
#26 of Quick Fetish Blurbs (series)
"Uh, you know you can counter that, dude." The nerdy voice of the blubbery goat above you has seemed to draw on and on for hours. At one point you two were just playing a fun game together, but slowly as things got competitive he got... too close.
He snorts. "God I didn't realize you were trash at this game." You wouldn't consider yourself bad, but if he hadn't scooted his butt over your lap and blocked your view you might be able to play. Oblivious, he clacks away and laughs in his cocky, nasally voice.