Layabout

Story by CaptainDood122 on SoFurry

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#19 of Dating a Direwolf

Synopsis: Kiva and Vinny are enjoying a night with themselves and some beer. Kiva drinks a bit too much though, and Vinny has to deal with the consequences. Sleeping next to someone who is four times your weight is dangerous... (~1,800 words)

A quick thing I wrote for fun. This is purely smut, but that's not a bad thing.

Thanks to Ratafari for inspiring this and beta reading it, and of course, thanks to demon-in-person suit doomedsizemarine for beta reading.


The yellow light of the fluorescent bulbs bounced off the treated wood floor, giving their living room an overall amber appearance. Under their caress, the skin of his arm seemed darker than normal. Vinny looked to his wife and noted that her normally pale fur took on a much more gold hue under this light. He leaned onto her and rested his head on her arm. When her arm reached around and embraced him in response, he accepted it without hesitation. The couple had had fun arguing about the nature of their relationship and whether either of them fit into traditionally masculine or feminine roles. Kiva teased him endlessly in private and public about how he constantly leaned on her.

Above him, the Wolf tipped a tall can of alcohol and chugged it down like it was water. Kiva wasn't an alcoholic, but when you outweigh 90% of the population you tend to drink a lot in order to get a buzz. The brand she was drinking now was some kind of specialty drink meant for species size 'Stupid Huge.' It was the kind of drink that Human frat boys tried on a dare and wound up in the hospital for. She was on her third can and it was already making her more tipsy than usual, an impressive feat considering it was meant for Whales. Vinny went with a typical wheat beer, and he had only about two cans tonight.

"Look at that guy!" she yelled, pointing at the television.

"I'm already looking."

"No no, that guy there on the right, he's totally looking at her ass! Pfft hahaha!"

The Wolf interrupted her own laughter by attempting to finish off the can. Although she spilled quite a bit on her fur and his head, she managed to down the rest and crush it in her hand. Vinny stood from his spot, swiftly turning off the television and grabbing his wife by her massive paw.

"I think it's time you went to bed. We have a busy day tomorrow and I don't want you to wake up with a hangover." Vinny pulled her off the couch and escorted her to the other room, switching off lights along the way. He knew the layout of their home well enough to maneuver in complete darkness, but Kiva reluctantly helped him along too.

"R-right, stuff tomorrow. I wanted to keep drinking though. It's orange flavored."

Vinny closed the door behind them and took off his shirt. "You can have more tomorrow night when we're done."

She grumbled at that but joined him in taking clothes off one at a time. Her simple bra and underwear were easy for her to disrobe in her impaired state. She plopped down onto the side of the massive bed and created a giant depression where her butt fell. Vinny walked over to join her, stepping over bra cups larger than his shoes, but she stopped him before he could climb in.

"Take those things off first. No clothes in bed, remember?"

Vinny rolled his eyes and dropped his underwear. The couple had decided long ago that sleeping in the nude was more comfortable, especially in the summer heat. Kiva also used the excuse that it was easier to share heat in the winter, but they both knew the real reason. The Human slid onto the bed and under the covers with his partner who welcomed him with a smirking row of sharp fangs. Once he was in bed, she embraced him in a tremendous hug and pulled him close to her. His face slipped between her gargantuan breasts.

"So nice with you there. It feels empty when... when I sleep alone..."

Vinny mumbled into her chest but gave up when he felt her breathing slow down. She was already asleep. With the gentle rhythm of her heartbeat and breathing vibrating through him, Vinny slowly drifted to sleep with his lover...

That was the plan, anyway. About a half-hour into his rest, Kiva rolled onto her stomach and trapped him under her incredible mass. Her soft pillows became a death trap that almost crushed his head like a melon under two furry medicine balls. Over half-a-ton of muscle pressed down on his body and sank him lower into the mattress.

_"This would be nice if she was awake and I wasn't losing air!"_he screamed in his head and into her chest, though nothing came of it.

Vinny tried a few things. First, he tried outright to lift her off of him. While he wasn't unfit thanks to basic daily exercises and having to deal with his wife's antics, he didn't have enough strength to make her budge. Next, he tried shaking her off by rocking back and forth. After rocking for a few minutes and nothing changing, he gave up. Their mattress was too soft and absorbed his energy. An unexpected problem began to rear its ugly head. Between having trouble breathing and losing feeling in his feet, Vinny's body was heating up. Kiva, naturally, produced a lot more body heat than he did due to her immense size. Thanks to this and her insulating fur, Vinny was sweating profusely under her frame.

"I've got one more thing, but it might not work."

Vinny spread his arms out and slid them above his head, working his hands towards his face. He slipped them under the Direwolf's titanic tits and began groping them. He was hoping to wake her up with his skilled touch and he knew that her breasts were extra sensitive ever since her growth. They were too large for him to grab with a single hand so he settled for toying with her areola and pinching her fat nipples. His hands became slick with liquid. At first, he thought they were covered in sweat, but he realized his massaging was making her leak milk onto the bed. Kiva moaned above him, and the rumble of her throat shook him.

A pang of regret hit him. He didn't like doing this to her while she was unconscious, even if it was something she would probably approve of later. Worse, he felt his erection climbing up while he toyed with his wife and struggled under her body. The feeling of powerlessness and the lewd moaning coming from her was triggering familiar feelings in him. This position wasn't uncommon for the couple most nights. Kiva ground her hips on his crotch and slid her mound up and down his lower half.

"How is she not awake? Is she having one of those lewd dreams or something?"

Once again, what he thought was sweat turned out to be another fluid his wife was making. Their waists were slick with her precum, and it made moving her massive hips up and down his body effortless. Vinny took advantage of the space she made when she lifted her hips and moved up toward the top of the bed. His nose above her cleavage, Vinny took his first breath of fresh air that night...

...and promptly lost it all when Kiva dropped her hips and slid his penis perfectly between her thighs. He moaned into her chest and gasped after every little movement sent shocks of pleasure up his body. The comatose Wolf made painfully slow movements, sometimes stopping completely and leaving him begging for more. At first, he tried distracting himself by looking up at her. From his position, he couldn't see more than her thick and furry neck. But if he angled his head higher, he could catch a glimpse of her lips leaking drool onto the pillow above him. He had no room to move his body except for his hips.

"Well then, if that's all I've got..."

Vinny psyched himself up, then bucked his hips up into Kiva's thighs. Her soaked fur was perfect for gliding his erection up and down between her heavy legs. He could feel the heat from her body growing, and the oven directly above his member heating up with arousal. He kept thrusting with all his might, arms and legs pinned but waist free enough to fight back. Every thrust slid against her lips and created another quiet moan above him that reverberated throughout their bodies. Vinny rutted into her like his life depended on it, building up sweat with each pass of her thighs. He felt Kiva occasionally stir her hips up and down, assisting him with his problem. Finally, he felt the beast writhe and shudder and a large gush of cum spill out of her entrance and onto his lap. Moments later, her orgasm sent Vinny over the edge and he came between her thighs.

Once he wound down from his high, Vinny realized that he was still trapped under Kiva's body and also completely out of energy. He felt like he was getting used to being crushed. And now that he had air to breathe, he felt more comfortable trying to fall asleep. After another few minutes of gasping under her and Vinny slowly drifted off.


The next morning, Kiva woke up feeling incredibly refreshed. There was no brain fog or hangover from last night even though she drank enough to kill a Horse. She stood on her knees and looked down at the bed. Right where she had been laying, her husband lay on his back looking like the spitting image of a pancake. He was drenched in sweat from head to toe, and her powerful nose picked up the unique mingle of scents their bodies created after sex. Kiva gasped, then looked down at herself. Her fur was rough and stuck together like it did after passionate and sweaty nights with him. She felt the cum stains between her furry thighs sticking her fur together and saw the wet patches on the bed where she had leaked everywhere. She reeked of their combined love.

Kiva got off the bed and walked to its side. She bent over and scooped her lover into her arms, carrying him like a princess toward the door.

"I'm so sorry about last night, honey. I thought that was a dream!" With graceful precision, she moved Vinny and cradled him against her chest with one arm. She used her newly freed hand to open the door and saunter out to the hallway."I know you're probably tired, but we've got a busy day today."

She carried him into the bathroom and walked into the shower. After fiddling with the faucet to get the temperature right, Kiva hoisted her man up with both arms and angled his face near one of her leaky nipples.

"You know, I get most of my milking done in the morning. You need the energy for today, so drink up..."