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'So this vaccine is supposed to make me immune to the UGV?' I asked.

'Immune after a period of 2 weeks.' clarified the doctor. 'It is normal to experience symptoms of UGV during this period, but they will go away afterwards and you won't have to deal with them again.'

Wow, I have never tested positive for UGV in my life. I have only voice chatted with Mike, who is from Koityn Duyvil and has UGV, but I still don't really know what it's like.

The doctor wiped my left shoulder with alcohol, and then filled up his syringe. I had to look away, not able to handle the sight of my skin being pierced by a needle.

*pinch*

The doctor applied a badaid.

'Finished.' he signaled.

Okay, I didn't notice the shot.

I was directed to the observation room, where I had to stay for 15 minutes.

I took a seat.

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For some reason, my crotch and arse felt tighter. Feelings of curiousity mixed with strange sexual arousal entered my mind. I can't think about that now, though, I'm in public.

Somehow, despite the sudden arousal, there was no erection between my legs at all. I was never good at hiding my boner, so this was an unexpected convenience.

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Only 5 minutes? Come on, that had to be at least 10.

What's on my phone...?

Oh great, shitty blurry emulator with hard to sense controls. This is perfect. Time to load up the classic SDK Games RPG known as Kinkemon Velvet. I have been putting it off for a while now.

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Ah yes, my Pantyfox has evolved into a Zentaisune. Can't wait to beat the meat-type gym leader. Maybe I'll even have a chance against the steel tanuki caves every NPC was talking about.

'Your 15 minutes are done.' said the doctor.

Okay then. Guess I'll come back to Kinkemon later.

Leaving the vaccine place, I walked to the subway.

Oh no, not the smell of burnt sandwiches again...

In the train, I noticed a lot of weird people coming in. Some appeared to be wearing strange zentai suits, some having the appearance of humanoid animals. There were weeb fox suiters with way too many tails, horse suiters with colourful spandex manes and tails, dog suiters with no leash or collar, and dragon suiters wearing a cap and an apron. Why are there so many weirdos here? Are they from Koityn Duyvil, that odd neighbouring town?

Leaving the train, I was finally at home. Locking the front door pretty quickly, I got to my room and started taking off my clothes. I threw my shirt to the floor, pulled the shoes right off my feet, pulled my pants down, and tugged at my underwear. The underwear didn't come off.

I pulled my underwear down as hard as I could, but all that resulted was pain, like I tried to pull my own skin off. I tried to pull down my socks too, but not only were they also strangely tight, they also didn't come off, feeling like my actual skin. Somehow, both my underwear and my socks have fused with my body. Something was growing on the back of the underwear's waistline, too.

I put my hand behind me. A tail was growing on the bottom of my back. This tail didn't feel furry, either. It felt like it was a part of my body, and also...spandex? Actually, more than 1 tail is growing. I could feel 3, 4, maybe 6? No idea why, though.

My legs began to lose hair, turning into a spandex white material, matching the same colour as my socks. The seam between my legs and the socks began to be covered with a big clump of spandex swelling up, appearing similar to something you'd see on a zentai poodle. Similar spandex clumps were also growing on my wrists, turning my entire arms into white spandex, and turning my hands into green spandex.

My chest was also losing hair, its skin being replaced with green spandex. A huge single poodle-ish clump of green spandex grew on my chest, too, forming close to my neck. My belly button closed up and also became smooth featureless green spandex like the rest of my torso.

My ears moved from the sides of my head, and morphed in shape. Putting my hand on them, I could feel their triangular shape. Strangely, I could not feel my eyes, mouth, or nose, despite there being no impairments to any of my senses or my breathing. My head's shape then started changing, a canid muzzle growing on my face. I looked for a mirror, just to get a better look at myself.

Pulling a body mirror from my closet, I stared at myself. I had no face. The tails I had were big enough for me to be able to count all of them. All 9 of them. There was also a word on my crotch: Denna. That is the name of the vaccine I had just gotten today. Seeing the smooth, featureless underwear crotch made me unable to resist the urge to stroke it.

I kneeled down on the ground, lust too much for me to stand. I put my hand on my underwear crotch, feeling the sensation of my hand simply sliding across my nullspot. I then started to rub it. The sexual gratification was extreme here. I felt like I was going to cum, but didn't. It feels like as a Zentaisune, there's a much higher threshold before you finally cum.

I rolled down to the floor, humping my dickless crotch against the floor. I humped as fast as I could, trying to cum as soon as possible. While I still felt way more sexual pleasure than simply using my hand, and way closer to climax, it still wasn't enough to cum.

I rubbed my arse and it too gave me just as much sexual pleasure as my crotch. Rubbing my feet together, I found out my feet were also sexually sensitive. I tried humping against the floor while manually rubbing my arse and rubbing my feet together.

This time, I reached climax, but nothing actually came out.

The feeling of orgasm was there, and it was satisfying as ever, but no cum actually came out. I was still completely dry. After all, if I have no dick, how would I ejaculate? Then again, I have no face and I can still see, so I wasn't sure what to expect from the already very strange UGV.

I put the remaining clothes to wash, ready for another video call with Mike. I clicked on his account on my computer and waited for him to pick up. Luckily, my hands still had separate fingers, with dark green paw pads on each hand, though they were just part of the spandex skin itself and didn't stick out.

'WE GET SIGNAL

MAIN SCREEN TURN ON' outputted the computer.

A faceless black cat made out of cotton with red ears, arms, and belly was visible on my screen. This featureless feline is Mike. He tested positive for UGV.

'It's me. I just got the UGV vaccine.' I said through my slightly muffled voice.

'Oh, how do you feel?' asked Mike, his voice also muffled by his mouthless face.

'I am somehow sexually aroused, despite my body's spandex metamorphosis.' I replied.

'Spandex?'

'Yeah, I got the Deena vaccine, which is actually printed on my new underwear crotch that is fused to my.body.'

'That's new.'

'Yes, I don't know how to eat now that I have no mouth, but at least I can still breathe.'

'Well, you don't need to eat in your UG form.'

'UG form? What's that?'

'UG form is what the UGV has turned you into. It actually stands for "underwear genome".'

'I can't believe this is real life and not a dream.'

'Me neither but our world is weird.'

My horny thoughts kicked in. Mike was looking kind of... cute... and sexy...

'You look beautiful.'

'Thanks, you're cute too.'

I blushed.

'Wanna come over in 2 weeks?' I requested.

'Sure.'

Woah. That was fast. Already, my mind was fantasising about me and Mike exploring our bodies together, both of us rubbing our featureless crotches off until we dry orgasm.

'Okay, I don't have any more to add, so I'll end this call.'

'Wait, did you take the 1st or 2nd dose?' Mike asked.

'There's a 2nd dose?'

'Yeah, but when you're in your UG form, your body lacks orifices of any kind and thus is already protected from UGV and other STDs.'

'I guess dose 1 then.'

'All I needed to know, thanks.'

'You're welcome. Bye.'

'Bye.'

I hung up.

The sun went down. There wasn't any moonlight out because today's a new moon day, where the moon is almost invisible.

I still couldn't stop thinking with my dick, even if I don't have one. Rubbing. Dry orgasm. Nuzzling. Hugging. Humping. My mind is going much further down the gutter than I had ever anticipated. I just want a mate... ...a bro I can fuck...

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Next morning, I got up to get some breakfast. By the time I was at the kitchen, I saw my own reflection in the microwave and realised I had no mouth to eat with. Good thing I didn't pull anything out by that point...

I really didn't have anything to do, since I didn't want to be seen in my UG form, and I didn't want to spread UGV either. I was just laying there. On the couch. It felt weird because of my nine tails, though. The tails did add an extra cushion, being made of spandex and not flesh and bone, and so did the puffy green areas on my body.

...Spandex floof...

I found my arms wandering to my green puffy chest, hands buried in the green spandex. It wasn't fur, but it was still relaxing, like a stress ball.

...Zentai floof...

My paws slid down my body, reminding me to admire it. My spandex skin was wonderful, and had a smooth texture to it I couldn't resist feeling. My fingers reached my irremovable waistband, letting me prepare for the fapping.

My hand was on my bumcheek, which sent an immediate reaction throughout my entire body. As my hand felt my lack of a bumcrack or an anus, for some reason, I was even more horny. I looked around me, not to check if anyone else was watching, but to look for anything I can use to squish my null bum's featureless centre.

Remote... too risky...

Boxes... nope...

Man I regretted not buying a dildo.

I put my hand on my arse again. This time, I tried to squish it more. Despite not having an orifice, I still felt penetrated by my own fingers as they poked me.

This wasn't adequate. I needed something.

So I took out my phone. If it has a vibration motor in it, that should be good enough for me. I opened its web browser, and did a web search in RubberDuckGo for a phone vibrator webpage. I found one, opened it up, and pressed the toggle button.

Now that my phone was vibrating like crazy, I put it on my arse. My pleasure was increasing as the phone did the work for me. I even let the phone 'slip' onto my featureless crotch.

Ah...

I came. As is now usual, there is no mess of sperm. I toggled off my phone's vibration, since I already came.

I turned on the TV and went to OwOHub. On that site, there were plenty of self-taken photos from people who took the UGVaxx and were clueless about their UG forms. These people appeared similar to those zentais I saw on the train.

Reception went from 'OMG WTF IS HAPPENING TO ME WHY DOES MY CROTCH SAY VIZER?!' to 'wow I look so cute all of a sudden ^w^' to 'I suddenly feel more like my true self now that I'm null and featureless.' to 'heyyy there hawt stuff if u want sum sexxy nulgy wulgy rubbin note me for more'. It was all over the place, oddly enough for symptoms of a disease. This UGV was getting even more mysterious...

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2 weeks later...

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I got up from my bed, where I was laying face down after my umpteenth dry orgasm. I did my daily stare at the mirror to remind myself that I still have no face and that I'm looking cute.

Yesterday, I sent Mike my address. He should arrive any moment now.

The door rang.

I opened the door and saw a familiar black cat.

'Come in.' I welcomed Mike to my home.

'Ah, your 9 tails look even cuter in person!' remarked Mike.

'Thank you, and you also look cuter in person.' I replied as Mike pet my smooth spandex head. I wanted to nuzzle him already.

I closed the door and showed him my room.

I layed down on my bed face down and asked him 'Would you like to...

flip me over?'

Mike layed down on me and held my body with his cotton handpaws. He began to nuzzle his head over my body. I turned around and hugged him back.

I then began to hump my nullpatch over his. He also did the same. We were both huffing while humping, both of us trying to reach a dry orgasm. My hands drifted towards his null arse, rubbing it around to help Mike's orgasm. I was also rubbing my arse against the bed myself. We began to rub our sock-like feet, too.

We came. Everything was still clean, only our minds were dirty.

We nuzzled for one last time before Mike had to go back.

'Hey, don't forget that 2nd dose.' Mike reminded me.

'Let's go together.' I replied. All of my 9 tails were wagging like a dog.

'Alright.'

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Next month...

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'Hey, are you here for first or second dose?' the doctor asked.

'Second.' I answered.

'First.' Mike answered, holding my paw. My tails were wagging again.

'Alright, give me your IDs.' the doctor said.

We gave the doctor our IDs.