Ritos on Guard

Story by Angrynightmob on SoFurry

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A commission for DarkArtificialSweetner on FA of his two beefy Rito dudes, Ulan and Hesso, dealing with a pair of thieves who have been sneaking into Rito Village and robbing the place

Story contains lots of cum and cockvore. No one under 18 allowed


Hesso was seated on a large stone along the walking path outside the Rito Village. He was mostly there to keep guard and make sure that monsters kept their distance from the path. As one of the physically strongest Rito, the large buff blue bird was often kept as an advance guard, the first line of defense as it were. It was rather quiet, and he did find the position relaxing, but there was something troubling him.

There had been constant reports of robberies among the villagers. Someone had been sneaking inside at night and taking valuables. He wasn't sure who or what they were, but they were getting past the night guards. Therefore, after the third night in a row it had happened, he had personally requested the night shift so that he could keep an eye out for the criminals himself.

No sign of them yet though. He was fiddling with the string of his bow while he was keeping watch.

"Anything yet?" A voice suddenly came out from above.

Flying above him was an orange Rito. Not quite as muscular as Hesso was, but he knew from experience that the other male was pretty strong in his own right, and just an accomplished hunter. In his opinion, aside from the Champion Teba and the traveling bard Kass, he was the only other Rito he could say was his peer. Teba was Champion for a reason, and the bard picked a different path, but Hesso also knew both of them were just as skilled, if not moreso, than himself.

"Nothing." Hesso said, keeping his eyes back on the road. "And you should be checking the mountain roads, Ulan."

"Oh please." Ulan replied, "Up north it's deathly cold, and they would need some of our special clothing to not freeze to death in the mountains. And the shopkeeper said there hasn't been any sales in weeks. With other guards saying there hasn't been any sign of cold resistance potions being used, it's clear that they're not coming from up north."

"I suppose so." Hesso said, moving over some on the rock to give Ulan room to come in for a landing.

The orange Rito did a quick flip in the air before hovering for a moment and then landing next to where Hesso was seated.

"So that leaves the roads and over the southern hills. Which means this would be the best spot to find them. If they're coming over the wasteland, this would make the most likely route they're taking. The road has too many travelers due to the stables after all." Ulan said, "Just a bit of logic."

"And you're sure it's not just because you wanted to see me?" Hesso gave Ulan a quick side-eye with just the faintest smile creeping up the side of his beak.

"Eye candy is a bonus." Ulan said, openly winking at the other Rito.

"We are on the clock, you know." Hesso said, "As fun as it may be, we still have a job to do."

"Oh they won't care if we have a small break." Ulan replied, "Besides, we haven't had a..."

Ulan stopped for a second and then in the blink of an eye, drew his bow and shot a single arrow into the woods nearby. Hesso's attention was caught as well as he quickly drew and fired, a moment behind Ulan, notching a second arrow a few feet behind the one the other Rito launched.

"Don't think we didn't notice that." Ulan said to the woods, "Come out or the next two go between your eyes."

The wind rustled for a second before two male figures emerged from the woods, they were all dressed in black, holding a makeshift bow in one hand with a small dagger on the belt. Their steps were rather light and they were easily able to sneak around. Hesso made a note that Ulan either heard or spotted them a moment before he did.

"Sneak potions. No wonder the other guard here didn't notice." Hesso said to himself.

"I told you that you should have made it more effective." One of the sneaky figures said to the other.

"How was I supposed to know they were going to change guards, they hadn't the other two times!" The other replied.

"My goodness, are you pretty much confessing?" Ulan said, his bow still drawn, "That's hardly sporting."

"You're caught anyway." Hesso said.

"You're out of luck anyway." The second figure said, a smaller male compared to the Rito's, with light tan skin once he removed his mask, and dark hair, with his co-conspirator about three inches shorter with paler skin and lighter brown hair, "We've already sold what we got. The loot's long gone now."

"Unfortunate for you, then." Ulan said, "That means we don't have to be as nice as we would if the valuables could be recovered. Unless...."

His eyes turned to the bows the would-be thieves had on their persons. An idea sprang to mind and he got a rather playful expression on his face. Hesso looked over to him and almost immediately knew what he was thinking.

"How about this...." Ulan said, "Instead of turning you in to the village, we have a small contest, here and now. If you win, you get to go, free as can be. Of course, we'll make sure you don't head back towards Rito Village, but you'll get off as close to scot-free as possible. But, if we win, then we get to decide your fate. How about it? This is pretty much your only chance for freedom, unless you'd rather try your luck with some of the others, who are very cross with you and what you've done."

"And why would you even make this offer in the first place?" The taller of the two thieves said.

"Boredom, need for a challenge." Hesso replied.

"Rito Village isn't exactly bustling after all. Finding new opponents to test your skills against come about once-in-a-blue moon." Ulan added, "A game or contest of skill is no fun if you know the results ahead of time. And with very few exceptions, any contest between ourselves and other Ritos tends to go in one direction. So how about it? A contest to win your freedom?

"What's the contest?" The smaller thief said.

Ulan took to the sky again, flapping his wings for a moment before flying over to a tall tree in the distance. There, he pulled out a well-worn target that was nestled between the branches of it, and set it up near the top.

"A rather simple archery contest." Hesso said. "From this spot, we'll each take one shot at the target. The closer you get to the center, the better your score. And just to give you a bit of a handicap, we'll say that if one of you can get closer to the center than one of us, that counts as a full win for your team. For us to win, we have to beat both of you."

Ulan flew back to the rock where Hesso was after setting up the target. He figured his partner would have explained the rules, since this wasn't the first time they had done this. They had done the marksmanship challenge to others they had caught before, and had one each time. Sometimes Hesso would add a stipulation or a rule for them to follow, just to make it interesting, and that's why he would let the blue Rito go first. Of course, no matter what he may have added, they hadn't lost yet. Still, they didn't know how this would go, and that made it exciting.

"You two can go first." Ulan said, stepping aside.

"Unless you'd rather be escorted to the village." Hesso said, 'The choice is yours."

The two thieves talked among themselves for a moment. Some of it was mild arguments about which way they should go, with the shorter one pushing hard for them to just cut and run, but the taller one thinking they should take the chance."

"They wouldn't even be offering if they weren't guaranteed to win!" He hissed in a silent whisper.

"They just said they're doing this because they don't know how it will go!" He retorted back.

The shorter one said a curse under his breath before looking at the two large birds. "What exactly is the fate you said you're going to decide for us?" He said to Hesso and Ulan.

"That's for us to know." Ulan said

"And for you to find out." Hesso finished.

"But you have our word that your crimes will be a secret. No one in Rito Village will know that you two are the robbers." Ulan added.

"See?" The taller crook said, "What's the worst that could happen? We'll do it."

"I don't like this." His partner said, "They're up to something. Something nasty. I can feel it in my bones."

"Well if you want to rot in whatever they use as a prison, you're welcome to. I'd rather take the chance to earn my freedom." The dark haired male said.

"Fine, but let the record show that I told you so." The shorter crook replied.

The two males got up onto the rock with the two Rito's, who each took a step back to give them some room to adjust to the wind and distance to the target. They just watched in silence while the pair drew their bows and got an arrow set up and notched. Hesso and Ulan kept one wing on their own weapons just in case they tried something funny, but they seemed to be honoring the rules of their challenge.

The taller one stepped up first and silently took aim at the distant target. He was still for a moment before letting his shot loose. The arrow flew far, but was inaccurate, not only missing the target, but not even landing by the tree, as it shot far below it and lodged into the bark of a tree behind it.

"You couldn't hit the broad side of a Lynel." His partner hissed, "Let me do this."

He quickly got his bow set up and took a steady aim at the target before firing a shot as well. His shot was better, but like the other thief, missed the target entirely. He did hit the tree though, lodging his shot about three feet under the target the Rito's had set up. It made the branches shake a bit, but it was still nowhere close to good.

Hesso and Ulan didn't move from their positions. They each drew their bow, and notched an arrow. Without even looking at the target, they drew back and fired, both hitting perfect bullseyes in half the time it took the thieves to even set up, and shooting the target out of the branches.

"Well that was disappointing, but we won." Ulan said

"And now, we own you." Hesso said, "Not literally, but you know what I mean."

"Damn it, what in the Goddesses name do we do now?" The shorter thief said.

"Oh that's easy." Ulan said, "Since you two lost, and we now get to control your fate..."

"We're going to eat you." Hesso said, letting that hang in the air for a moment.

"With our dicks." Ulan finished.

The two Rito guards, in a single movement, removed their loincloths that were part of their guard uniforms and exposed their three foot long black cocks that were hiding behind it. A pair of balls, bigger than melons, hung between their legs, going down to their knees. The thieves had never heard of it, but looking at the huge cocks and giant balls on the birds, they did have this horrible feeling that they COULD eat them with their dicks.

The pair of thieves tried to scramble off of the rock they were on, but they soon had a strong grasping pair of wings on their shoulders. They tried to squirm out of the Rito's grasp, but they were far stronger than they were. They yelled out for help, but in a matter of seconds, their voices were silenced as their heads were stuffed into the cockslit of the Rito's. They yelped out, muffled as they were stuffed into the thick and firm flesh rods, with Hesso and Ulan holding their arms up and just letting their dicks suck and swallow, the cockslits gripping on their prey as they sucked the robbers into their meat.

"You remember when Teba showed us how to do this?" Ulan said.

"Right after we saw Kass do it to that Lynel, yeah." Hesso replied.

They exerted almost no effort to suck the thieves down their dicks. Their urethras bulged out as their rippling cum tunnels pulled and sucked, the struggling thieves unable to free themselves. Soon, they were a pair of kicking legs sticking out of their tight cum holes, before their dicks sucked and slurped lewdly, devouring their catches. The bulges pushed into their bodies and beyond their hips, getting sucked down into their heavy balls. In moments, face prints and hand prints pushed out against their feathery balls as the doomed thieves struggled and squirmed in the cum filled chambers of the Rito's.

"Hey, how do you like the inside of our nuts?" Ulan said, shaking his sac around and rubbing at the squirming bulges inside of it. "Hope you like it, you're gonna spend the rest of your lives there."

"But considering how completely weak you are." Hesso taunted the one in his sac, "I wouldn't expect your lives to be that much longer. Maybe five minutes at most."

He rubbed along the bulges in his balls, giving them a fondle as he tormented the male inside of it, while Ulan was doing the same.

"Yeah, weaklings like you don't normally last long. But we're going to enjoy every second you guys are dissolving and digesting into more jizz and cock heft and ball mass for us."

The two crooks yelped out for help again, but their muffled voices in the ballsacs the Rito's were fondling would go unheeded. There would be no escape for them. The entrance closed up behind the crooks as they fought in the balls of their predators. The warm, slick walls pulsed and flexed around him. Jizz was rising up all around them as they struggled inside. Their shouts and cries for help were muffled, and the heat and pressure grew as their movements slowed. It was getting harder and harder to breathe inside the bird nuts, and as the seconds turned to minutes, the movements inside their balls were getting less and less.

It took less than five minutes for the big buff Rito guards to turn their catches into a hot load of man jizz.

"Well, that takes care of that." Ulan said, showing off his heavy balls to his friend, who was rubbing his sac to make sure all the bulges were gone, "Shall we go have some fun since we took care of the problem?"

"Our favorite spot by the lake, huh?" Hesso grinned.

"That's the one." Ulan said, already taking flight.

Hesso was quick behind him, both of their heavy balls dragging behind them in the air, but it was only a short flight to a secluded spot by the lake outpost of Rito Village. There, they had a special spot away from prying eyes. A deep, thick, pool of white that they had made personally with everyone they had sent into their balls. The two Rito's came in for a landing right by it, with Ulan and Hesso getting right to the edge and spreading their legs.

Both of them started masturbating furiously, jerking their thick dicks with both wings, humping up into the air, and stealing glances of the other bird's body while they whacked it. They soon were cumming hard, a thick torrent of sticky jizz shooting out of their dicks, their own goo plus what they turned the robbers into. Much of it flowed into the cum pool they had set up, with some splattering onto their chest and thighs.

"Come on, let's take a swim." Ulan said, scooching into the pool of jizz and Hesso climbed in right after.

In this secluded spot, the pair enjoyed the feeling of the hot sticky cum on their bodies, and they felt each other up, with Hesso shoving his dick between Ulan's pecs, fucking his friends chest muscles while they squeezed each other's nuts.

"They're bigger again." Ulan said, flexing his chest around Hesso's dick.

"And the more we feed them, the bigger they'll get." Hesso said.

"I hope we find more crooks." Ulan said, still squeezing his pecs around Hesso's dick.

The two Rito's kept splashing and humping in the cum pool, with Ulan holding onto his partner while Hesso kept slamming his dick between those thick muscle mounds. He huffed and cawwed out, his hips humping harder upward until his dick erupted again, his heavy balls unloading what cum he had left in them, and splattering his seed all over Ulan's face.

Ulan didn't mind, just leaning into it, letting his face and head get soaked in Hesso's fresh cum and licking it up around his beak, still squeezing his chest around that dick, milking it for all it was worth with his muscles.

When Hesso's second orgasm ended, Ulan let him go and leaned back in the cum pool while Hesso panted hotly, taking a wing to Ulan's face and gathering up some of his own seed to swallow. They both gave a hearty laugh, but a moment later, they heard something rustle in a nearby bush.

They both turned to look, their cocks getting hard. Perhaps it was something new to stuff down their dicks.

"If it's only one, dibs." Ulan said, "You got the bigger thief after all."