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(Title) I Sell Human Meat

(Author) RachelTheFictionkin

(Date) Friday, June 4th, 2021

(Content Warning) Cannibalism Mention, Human Meat Market, Violence, Animal Abuse, Vulgar Speech

I was at some college campus' courtyard with a bunch of anthropomorphic animals. They were trying to get a polar bear cub off from a tree that had an insanely huge boa constrictor. I don't know why I did this or why I even cared, but I leaped onto the side of one of the college buildings. It was adjacent to the tree with the snake as I crossed the gap. I tackled the reptile to the ground and sank my teeth into its neck. The snake hissed and flailed about. It started to coil around my neck. A guy from the background handed me a long piece of a stale baguette and told me to shove it into the snake's gaping maw. So I did. It gagGed a bit to push the bread out, but it suddenly went 'poof'!. It disappeared from existence as some kind of emblem bobbed and spun around in its place. I couldn't make out the image embedded in the object, but I went ahead to pick it up. Upon doing so, a girl appeared before me. She had dreadlocks and wore some kind of native clothing. My instinct was to hand her the item drop, so I did. She gladly took it and smirked, joyously hopping around holding it in the air.

"Yes! Finally! With this I have all the strength that I need!" The girl shouted as two shadowy clouds circled on either side of her. Out came two older-looking men in the same attire as the girl.

"Now we can feast!" The girl said as they rushed towards the anthros in the courtyard. The bitch started to chomp on my fuckin' leg. I was uncomfortable with it and thought she could be cannibalistic. So I asked;

"Oh, do you eat humans? Well shit, I have a place where I sell human meat that I can show you. It's like an hour drive there and you can have all the free samples you want."

The girl found my words intriguing and called over the two men to tell them about my shop. "Alright, we'll go with you." She said as the 3 followed me through the campus' quarters to get to my car. For a moment the campus turned into Rachel's old community college she used to go at but at the same time, it turned into a huge mall-like environment. A plethora of characters from video games walked around casually. As if I knew the layout of this strange wonderland, I walked the 3 to an escalator.

"You'll know when we get there. It's basically a giant warehouse. I cleaned it out and put all my stuff inside." I told the three.

From on top of the escalator coming down, 4 individuals had appeared which got my immediate attention. I knew their names: Noctis Lucis Caelum, Prompto Argentum, Gladiolus Amicitia, and Ignis Scientia. They were from the game, Final Fantasy XV. Why the fuck do I even know 'em? I don't give a fuck 'bout them. Maybe my knowledge of these people came from my wife. For some reason, they were giving me bad vibes, specifically Noctis. I rushed down the escalator trying to avoid them, but they saw me.

"Ew. It's that 'thing'." Noctis groaned.

As the guys reached down the moving staircase, Gladiolus looked over to Noctis with concern, "Why do you hate him so much? What's your gripe?" He asked.

"He's a fucking weirdo." Noctis replied with an exasperated tone.

"Fuck off!" I yelled as I took the three who were with me to a store within the mall to escape their eyes.

We eventually made it out to a dock and instead of a car, I had my own boat waiting for me as I hopped onboard. But to my surprise, Noctis and his gang were there too.

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON MY BOAT?!" I shouted with an unpleasant growl.

"Where are you going?" Asked Gladiolus a bit bewildered by my outburst.

"Just to my work site..." I said with a calmer tone.

Noctis spouted back, "It's were he chops people up and sells their body parts."

Uggg..." I was so annoyed, so I waltzed over to lean towards the other cruise ship beside mine to vent. "Yo!" Gesturing my hand to the well-kept guy in a suit on the boat. He walked over to me. "Yes?"

"Dude, why are 'they' on my boat? No one else but I should be on it!"

"Well, they were priority so... yeah." The guy replied.

I could hear Noctis chuckle in the background. "Grrr..." I swung my body to the other side of the boat as I dangled my arms off the railing. I watched people, who looked to be from the game Monster Hunter sit at a long wooden table eating. One elderly woman was feeding her cat that sat straight up like a human wearing a suit. The woman made soft remarks about the cat's proper mannerisms, and it got me thinking about my wife Rachel. I don't know why. Maybe it was seeing this woman fork feed her cat, like how Rachel would feed me sometimes and compliment me for my antics. I wished she was here with me.