Story of Zelda: Royal Stable Affair

Story by hunter of chiroptera on SoFurry

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#3 of Stories of Hyrule

Zelda has it rough maybe a nice horseback ride will help her clear her mind...


Zelda normally wouldn't be laughing at the corpse of a man. Except in this particular case the corpse belonged to her worthless whoremongering half wit husband. For all of a year she had been thinking of ways to subtly put him to the sword. Hyrule was an absolute monarchy but it just didn't do to go about axing members of the nobility no matter how little of that trait they actually had. That said, she could hardly have thought of a better way dispose of her husband who could only be described as disappointing in all fields. He would have been dead long before the first month of their marriage let alone the first year if she had her way.

"I'm sorry for your loss my lady, it all happened so fast." The stable hand said, from his point of view her shaking form and hand clasped over her mouth, tears in her eyes she probably looked quite distraught. "I told him most of the horses were out in the fields. Next thing I know he's got Challenger all riled up and well you know how he is best of times." Zelda did know very well. The very day her friend and confidant (and if she had had her way lover) Link had gone Missing the green and gold stallion had appeared. Challenger had assumed the role of breeding stud in the royal stables and was legendary for his mercurial temperament. Challenger bit, kicked, and simply could not be restrained or separated from the mares. He was terribly intelligent and also incredibly patient and kind with the stable hands so long as they were tending his and the mares' needs properly. Challenger refused to be ridden by anyone but Zelda much to her late husband's frustration. Challenger was an ornery creature at the best of times and he never failed to lash out at her late husband. "'For I got across the field Challenger had laid him on his back and then he well..."

"Take his remains and have them cremated." She said fleeing the scene before she did something inappropriate.

Crossing the grassy field she found Challenger nuzzling gently into the side of Jewel. The mare was sporting an obvious lash mark across her foal filled barrel. "And here's what got you all worked up." Zelda said, stepping forward to touch the wound. The princess was pleased to note that despite the redness the skin was not broken, only bruised. "Damnable fool, taking a whip to a pregnant mare." Zelda declared turning to Challenger. "If you hadn't crushed his skull I'd have tipped him down the stairs for it." Zelda stroking the stallion's muzzle. Challenger put on a grin as he leaned into Zelda's touch.

"Still I did come down looking to go for a ride today... Would you be willing to go out?" Challenger nodded and layed down. "Always the gentleman." she said, climbing on the horse's back. "Come along Jewel." she said as Challenger got to his hooves and began to walk off.

After a brief stop to leave Jewel in the care of the stablehands Zelda left the castle and was off through Hyrule fields. It was only after crossing a bridge and veering north away from any major settlement that she felt comfortable venting her frustrations.

"Not that I blame you but this is going to be such a mess." Zelda sighed. "First off, those idiot nobles are going to be clamoring to get in my bed once they get word of this. I can only feign mourning for that loathsome buffoon for so long before they force the issue." Zelda declared turning east as the terrain turned rocky. "You'd think that given how much he liked to fornicate he'd have at least done the duty of giving me a child first. Probably for the best he didn't given how inbred he and his family are." Zelda dropped silent as she passed the construction site for a new training grounds.

"And you'd think somebody so obsessed with his prick would at least be good at pleasing a woman! On the contrary, He has all the stamina of a dead slug and all the consideration of a goose! Not to mention having woefully inadequate equipment." Zelda picked up her rant right where it had left off as they cleared the site and moved toward the Minshi woods. "Dick not fit to please a field mouse! I feel unclean just thinking about it." Challenger swung his head up looking back at her with concern. "Goddesses but I'm glad to be rid of him. Maybe I can find an actually decent man." Zelda declared. "I need to get down for a spell." she said and Challenger obligingly came to a stop.

Zelda turned an old stump and the log into a bench with her magic. "Honestly Challenger I Envy the mares in the stable. They may have to share but at least they get some pleasure out of it." Zelda bemoaned before looking around. "I know it's hardly the place for it but there will simply be no taking care of this at home." Zelda declared sliding off her trousers and under garments. Challenger tilted his head to the side so he could have a better look at her. With a simple spell Zelda softened the seat she was on as she parted her legs to stroke over the outer most lips of her sex. Zelda sighed as she slowly worked her sex up. She spread open her lips rubbing deeper into herself now. "Goddesses, I need to do this more." she said her sex drooling as she pushed her fingers into her depths. Panting now as she felt herself drawing closer to orgasm, Zelda suddenly became aware of Challenger once more. The stallion had his gaze locked on her, his massive member stiff beneath him brushing against his belly. At the sight of her steed's obvious arousal an utterly obscene idea took form in her mind. "Goodness me Challenger, all those mares to take care of and you still want more?" Zelda said as she pulled off her shirt with a little effort to escape the built in corset. "Not that I mind..."

Challenger watched Zelda as she rose from the bench and with a wave of her hand it turned into a wide bed. "Come lay down and I'll take care of that for you." She declared taking a seat and the stallion quickly complied, walking to the other side of the bed and rolling his bulky form on to it. Zelda giggled as she took hold of the studs member, taking a moment to appreciate it. Challenger's cock was stiff in her hands; she could feel the beat of his heart clearly as it throbbed in her grip. It was longer than her arm from wrist to elbow and so thick around that she could not close her fingers around it. As she brought her mouth to the tip she became aware of a deep earthy scent that lit a fire in her sex. Hesitatingly she kissed the blunt tip of his cock as she began to stroke her sex once more. Challenger nickered pleasantly as she gingerly ran her tongue about the tip getting faster with each touch as she grew to like the taste of stallion cock. She opened her mouth trying and failing to take the tip into her mouth as her ardor grew. Zelda's attention was so focused on the stallion shaft she was caught off guard by her own orgasm moaning as her sex begged for more than her fingers could give. Just as quickly she was surprised again as the cock pressed against the lips of her open mouth erupted in climax. Zelda's mouth was filled with stallion seed suddenly and she swallowed it by pure reflex even as she pulled back. Her face was splashed with the thick voluminous seed of true breeding stud as it poured forth in spurts that soaked down her front. Zelda opened her mouth once more letting it fill with cumswalloing it down as the stud's orgasm wound down. She took a moment to really savor the thick sweet cum before swallowing this time.

"Well I knew that was going to be messy but I didn't know quite how much!" Zelda laughed delightedly. "Goodness me it's no wonder every mare of age in the stables has a belly full of foal." Zelda said laying on her back. "Oh if only I could be one of those mares." she said with an airy tone as she began to drift to sleep.

Her trip to the land of nod however was interrupted by Challenger letting out a cry. She turned and watched stunned as the green coat fell away like water leaving sunkissed flesh as forelegs became arms and hands. Zelda was baffled as Challenger's tail vanished, his body shrinking as his rear legs twisted into human ones. His head twisted that golden mane shifting as his face took on familiar hylian features. "Link?!?" Zelda said as her childhood friend took the place of the horse.

"Zelda..." Link said, his voice was slightly scratchy as it hadn't been used in a year.

Before any more words could be shared between them though Zelda felt gravity shift. Her back popped repeatedly and with speed as great as Challenger becoming Link she began to change. Her belly swelled as her hips and shoulders shifted pushing her frame wider. Her neck stretched out growing thick as her golden locks grew down towards her back. Her fingers and toes curled upon themselves forming hooves as she sprouted a tail. As a pale blue coat swept up from her limbs her face distorted, nose widening and pushing out with her jaw, eyes shifting further apart, her ears moving higher on her head.

Zelda gave a frightened whinny but no sooner had the noise left her than she felt hands on her head soothingly stroking her. Link had sprung into action to keep her from panicking.

"Keep calm just keep calm." Link said, hugging Zelda's head to his well muscled chest. Zelda pushed into the embrace as her mind raced. "If I know you as well as I think you could use some answers." Link let go of her laying on the bed flat out. "So about a year ago that prick banished me from the castle and I went for a ride to clear my head. Encountered some evil magician and got cursed into a horse, though I bet you'd already figured that out." Link explained and Zelda nodded. "Well Epona was there to calm me down and get me excited about... other things." Link blushed and Zelda found herself rolling on the bed getting her hooves under her so she could be closer to Link. "After that I tried to let folks know I was not just a really smart horse but it is kinda hard to communicate." Zelda nodded before flicking her head to her hindquarters. "Uhm oh!" Link said confused for a moment before cottoning on to her question. "The mares well... Epona was in heat when I first changed and I was not prepared for that so I ended up mounting her." Link blushed and turned away Zelda gave whicker before kissing his face despite aiming for only his cheek. "And she, epona that is, insisted that Midas was too old to still be stud. We ended up racing back to the stables where there was a room full of mares in heat..." he held his hands up in an 'I surrender' pose. "I kinda got to like it and there was no reason not to enjoy myself. I thought I was just gonna be a horse forever."

For a moment the pair were silent. "But I don't think I need to worry about it anymore and neither do you." Zelda turned her head to better see Link. "I think I know just how to get you back to normal... Though I suspect I will be stuck as a horse for a little while longer." he said before rising from the bed. "Roll on to your back for me."

Zelda complied, curious as to what Link had in mind. She was still wondering as the hylian hero knelt down between her hind legs and licked her cunt. A jolt of surprise battled with one of pleasure as she found her equine sex being slathered with cool saliva and hot breath. Pleasure one out and she tried hard not to whinny but she did tossing her head back as Link's mouth partially closed around her clit. The not so little pleasure button teased and tickled as Links tongue worked over it's surface the hero's lips holding it in place as the lips of her equine sex flexed open. Zelda came quickly she felt her sex trembleas Link pulled back she saw her thick sticky mare cum connecting his face to her groin.

"Needed to warm you up a bit." Link said as he took a hold of his cock. For the first time Zelda noted that while not a match for the size he had as a stallion he was well blessed indeed when it came to his cock. "I think if i cum in you again the curse will switch back to me." Link said as he pushed his cock into her. Zelda was more than a bit perturbed to find that his hylian cock simply wasn't enough to satisfy her mare sized desires. She could feel him as he pumped his cock against her sex but she found herself mentally comparing him to a foal. "This would be a lot more fun for both of us if my dick hadn't changed back." Link commented and Zelda was pleased that Link was concerned about her pleasure. As the sun began to set Zelda felt Link's cock throb inside her coupled with a warmth in her nethers.

Not long after he finished, Link's theory proved true and once more there was Zelda and Challenger in the clearing.

"Worry not my friend soon we shall both be back in our normal bodies. Though I must confess it might be fun to be a mare for you again some time." Zelda said donning her clothes again, once clothed she climbed onto his back. "Still we have to get home first. You may have to deal with a night or two more in the stables."


Zelda was breathing heavily as Link pulled away from her both their bodies slick with sweat and saliva and cum. "By the Goddess' that felt good." Zelda said as Link walked across the room to pour glasses of water for them.

"I'm happy to serve your majesty." Link said, grinning widely as he gulped his glass down. "Will you be wanting a fifth round?"

Zelda grinned herself. The idea had more than a little appeal for her. "Hmm my insatiable stud... oh!" she said getting up from the bed she dug into a dresser. "I just remembered I had these made. She said holding out a pair of earrings to Link as she donned a matching pair. "I wasn't kidding when I said I wanted to be a mare for you again. We put these on, press the gem and we are horses, and if we press the gem a second time go back to hylians." Zelda said as Link put on his pair. "Let's take round five outside!"

"How do we push the gem when we are horses?" Link asked as the two left the small cottage they were honeymooning in.

"Teeth. I'll get you, you get me. Just a little nip on the ears." Zelda said, pushing the gem. Smiling wider as she saw Link do the same.