Unorthodox Planet Busters

Story by Diamondog16 on SoFurry

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Beerus and Champa can have rather strange and completely unnecessary ways of Destroying.

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"You call that destroying?" Beerus laughed at what he considered to be a pitiful- No, shameful display of a destroyer's abilities. His brother seethed at the very notion that his power was something to be joked about or trifled with.

"Watch and learn!" Beerus took hold of his brother, Champa and warped the two of them to the surface of a distant planet that was past its prime. The surface was red and cracked, no sign of greenery, water, or life of any kind.

Fully intending to show off, the thinner feline ripped his clothes from his body and dived towards the planet's surface, picking up more and more speed as he barreled downwards. Right at the cracked earth, Beerus flipped around and spread his legs. Grunting and sneering, the Destroyer's balls squished against the dusty earth. Not a moment later did a massive fissure spread throughout the land, growing wider and wider. The smug feline floated back to his brother as the planet soon cracked perfectly in half before those halves in themselves crumbled into nothing but dust.

Champa huffed as he viewed the heavy, swollen orbs that dangled between his brother's legs. They were nearly the size of his head and glistened with the sweat of being contained for so long. Within the former planet's atmosphere thick, nearly visible musk wafted towards the other purple cat, making him wince but not falter.

"Juvenile," Champa simply said as he dug his claws into his own pants. "But if that is how you want to play it..." He tore the fabrics with ease, exposing his own weighty orbs and the fat, swollen sheath that exposed the thick tip of the god's cock. With balls the size of beach balls and a tip that was red and pointed, looking similar to a fire hydrant, Champa was eager to show off his own prowess as a Destroyer.

Debris from the crushed planet barreled towards the fat feline and it was met with a swing of the heavy nuts. With all the force mustered, the chunk of earth was reduced to nothing upon being hit. Champa shuddered as the shock of the hit transferred up his balls. More of his cock spilled from the fat sheath, displaying something that could only be described as a thick, greasy monolith of flesh. Bobbing in the air, a literal rain of precum spurt from the flexing tip.

"Mmm... Perhaps this could be fun after all," Champa mused, giving his cock a hard slap. The force made a shockwave that reduced anything that was left behind in the brother's wake to nothing.

Beerus rolled his eyes but the sight of his sibling's cock did rouse him quite a bit, enough to make his own cock extend from his sheath. But as he rubbed the base of his own humongous ass buster, Beerus figured that perhaps there was merit to his brother's words.

Champa took the lead this time, finding another planet that looked close to it's expiration. He figured that it would hurt to expedite the process anyway. The fat cat soared towards the planet but only gained speed as he broke past the atmosphere. Reaching the ground, Champa spread his arms and legs, essentially belly flopping into the ground. A massive crater formed in the earth, followed by a massive earthquake that ripped the land in multiple pieces. The planet itself was barely hanging on, with massive fissures and molten eruptions spilling from the ruptures that dug deep into the planet's layers.

Taking it all a step further, Champa dug his claws into the earth and jammed his cock deep into the planet. A bout of gross sounding squelches and pops came from the crater as he squat and thrust into the earth itself. Grisly nosies came from the burly feline that was literally fucking a planet. Every jack of the Destroyer's dick deep inside of the planet brought another booming quaker about, shaking the entire body. More rivers of magma flew from the core, spreading more environmental destruction across the lands.

Using the planetary body as his fleshlight, Champa fucked harder into it until he raised his head and came ropes of cock snot deep within the core. That was enough to make the planet shake violently; multiple volcanoes raised from the ground, gushing more red shot molten rock across the lands, ensuring it was the end of the body's days.

Champa soon returned to his brother's side, a smug look on his face. His cock was bobbing between his legs, slathered in his molasses-thick seed. He returned sweaty and took deep breaths. The musk that radiated from his body came off as waves that soon made quick work of the doomed planet, marking it off as another thing of the past.

Not to be outdone, Beerus raised his own arms, exposing the thick, rancid musk that festered within the hairs of his pits. The stench traveled throughout the solar system, wiping out three planets alone.

Looking his brother in the eyes, Beerus took hold of his own cock, jacking the mate-killer with both hands. Seeing that as a challenge, Champa gripped his own tower of flesh. Together the siblings' pumped with fat cocks, glaring at each other. The quick flashes of pleasure worked to make the both of them sweat, spreading their blinding smells across the galaxies. The bouncing of their balls sent shockwaves that spread across space, wiping out passing by asteroids.The twin felines took their jacking off as more of a challenge than an expression of pleasure. They pressed hard against shafts and pumped themselves as hard as they could.

In unison, the twin Destroyers came hard, blowing their loads. Fat wads of cock spit blasted from the flexing tips, covering nearby planets in thick layers of pearlescent sludge. Both of them strained against the pleasures of the climaxes, grunting and drooling on themselves while their fuck-sticks expanded from the sheer volume of cum that soared up their urethas and out of the puckering cockslits.

After they were finished and free from the clouded judgements of their lust, Champa and Beerus were horrified by the state the solar system was in. Aside from the first two, none of the other planets were slated to be destroyed but now there was nothing left for the splooge-covered bodies but destruction. They knew that it was only a matter of time before they would have to answer for their crimes...