A Sneezy Honeymoon

Story by Cinos on SoFurry

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A kinky yet romantic piece commissioned by Gerplexan in which a fox couple - a regular tod and his trans husband - go on their honeymoon, with a plan to reveal their weirdest, deepest fetishes for each other. Yet, with one of them having caught a cold, the whole week is ruined... or is it? Maybe a heat and a cold might balance each other out?


Todd remembered what a surprise it'd been when Alex told him his secret. They'd only been dating for a few months, and with the sexual tension growing between them, he'd been left with no real choice. He'd looked adorably awkward when he told Todd, too; namely, that he was transgender. Todd had been surprised, _very_surprised, because he'd never have guessed. His chest was perfectly flat, though once they did finally get intimate, he could feel scars under Alex's vibrant orange pelt. Surgical ones. That was about the only thing Todd could see that said he'd been considered female at birth.

Well, that and the fact that he had a pussy, but Todd didn't mind that one bit; all it meant was more variation for him, as he was on top most of the time, anyhow. Well, that, and they had to use condoms for protection. Alex wasn't quite sure if he was still fertile, but he hadn't wanted to risk having any babies before they got married, either way.

Now, of course, they were married. It'd been a rather tumultuous time. Not everyone in their families had approved of every detail, but it'd been done and the two were happier than ever, travelling towards the hotel they'd picked for their honeymoon. It was a lakeside resort, rather old-fashioned and romantic on the outside, but with all the modern comforts in the interior.

It was a long drive, though, and that gave Todd plenty of time to think. It was actually pretty amazing that the two had stuck together this far, given how they met. It'd been the silliest thing; both of them had a bit of a kink for sneezing. Something about struggling to hold back the inevitable got him very hard, and Alex equally wet. Then, there was that wonderful, explosive relief in the end, when one couldn't resist anymore. A lot like an orgasm, really, if in a different part of the body, Todd always figured.

Together, they'd discovered that they liked the same kind of play with regular sex, too. Alex always insisted that Todd try to hold his orgasms back as long as possible, only letting his cock "sneeze" - one of those couples' things that sounded incredibly weird to anyone else - at the very last moment, when there was nothing else he could do but give in.

Needless to say, their sex lives were fantastic. And they'd made a pretty kinky promise; on their honeymoon, they'd share their deepest fetishes with each other. The ones that they'd been too afraid to, so far, despite their rather active sex life. That would make it even better, they'd thought. Adding a wild, kinky twist to the otherwise romantic week.

It wasn't _all_roses, though. Alex had caught a cold just before they'd left, and he was relatively miserable in the car. He wasn't sneezing yet, even - which would've been an upside - but instead, he just had a sore throat and a runny, clogged nose that kept him from dozing off as the miles rolled on by. Still, Todd thought the other fox looked adorable regardless of what state he was in. In sickness and in health, as they'd promised each other.

Todd's thoughts kept wandering, though, to his personal kinky fantasy. He hoped Alex wouldn't find it too weird, but... well, he'd start sneezing soon as his cold progressed, and Todd had always had that one thing he-

"Oh, that's the place, isn't it?" Alex interrupted, vaguely gesturing through the side window. And indeed, there it was, in the most picturesque location on the beach; their romantic getaway resort.

"Yup, that's the one, I think," Todd replied, pulling off the highway at the next exit. Other than just his own kinks, he had a pretty good idea what Alex would say, but he wasn't sure if he was ready for what he suspected it was. He parked the car, and the two checked in. The memories they made here, he hoped, they'd both treasure forever.

Indeed, they would, though some less romantically than others. Despite being a little under the weather, Alex seemed incredibly lusty from the moment they arrived.

They sat down in the restaurant a little later that evening, hungry from the long trip. Todd was looking at the menu when he suddenly felt a warm hand cup his crotch. Alex managed to only give the slightest affectionate smirk as he squeezed a little harder, and Todd's shaft happily - as always - responded to his affections, slipping out of its sheath with a rather evident eagerness. One that the fox usually shared, but right now he was trying to look like a professional, or at least a modest person, ordering food. He bit his lip to stop himself from moaning, and the waiter didn't suspect anything. Or if he did, at least he didn't let it show.

Todd tried to hint at Alex to stop, but instead, he scooted closer. The tablecloth was, luckily, just long enough to hide what he was doing as his warm, slender fingers slipped under Todd's waistband, and he began to slide his palm up and down along Todd's red, rock-hard shaft.

Soon, he was panting, as loudly as he dared. Yet, mercifully, just as he was beginning to approach the point of no return - his cock twitching in that telltale sign of impending release - Alex stopped. Todd swatted his hand away just in time for dinner to arrive, but after eating a few bites, he was there again, keeping the poor fox just on the edge of release, increasingly pent up, until his balls were aching.

Only then_did Alex stop, offering Todd only a warm smile as the two finally focused on their dinner. It was good, of course, but Todd found himself quite frustratingly erect, which distracted him. Was _this Alex's kink, the one that he was supposed to share? Or was it whatever would come afterwards?

Well, he'd know soon.

Suddenly, his partner's breath hitched as he almost sneezed - a terrible faux pas at a fancy restaurant like this, would it happen - but Todd reacted quickly, pressing a finger briefly against Alex's flaring nostrils. Crisis averted. Alex offered an apologetic grin, sounding a little more clogged next time he spoke. But at least he didn't sneeze all over the food.

As much as it'd have turned Todd on. His cock twitched against his underwear as he imagined Alex losing control and just... sneezing. Ideally, all over him, even if it meant catching his cold. He kind of wanted that, in a strange way. It was oddly intimate, and then he'd be sneezing too. They didn't have any work for two weeks, anyway. While they played these games now and then, asking him to deliberately give Todd a cold seemed too weird, but the idea of Alex sharing that sneezy cold, either accidentally, or better yet intentionally, was so taboo that it left him dripping with precum.

Then again, so did everything else with how much Alex had been teasing him. That, though, was the kink he was going to reveal. He wanted to share everything with his husband, after all.

"What was that all about?" he hissed, with mixed frustration and arousal.

"Mh, just getting you ready for the night," Alex grinned. His smell was a little different than usual. A little more alluring, tickling in Todd's nose. His behavior was different, too. Alex was a lot more intimate, more touchy than before, suggestively hiking his tail up and letting that shapely rump sway with each step as he walked in front of him, on the way to their rooms.

Suddenly, his chest heaved, and all that was interrupted by a massive sneezing fit, most of which Alex caught with his arm, but more sprayed the hotel corridor.

"Nff. That's what I get for trying to be all seductive," he grinned, once it was over. "Then again..."

Todd could basically feel Alex's gaze travel down his body, to his crotch. And yes, he was still hard. Seeing Alex sneezing helplessly certainly didn't help. "You're doing pretty well," Todd replied. He laughed as he embraced his poor, sick partner.

"C-careful, I don't want you to get sick too," Alex warned him, but Todd didn't care. He had something in mind - something terribly kinky - and he squeezed his mate tightly before letting him turn around.

That night, after they'd retired to their room, it was time. Todd started, realizing that he was probably blushing as he explained that he wanted to have Alex give him his cold, freely sneezing all over his face. Ideally while they mated. Only after holding it back for as long as he could though.

Alex's expression was curious, at first, slowly developing into a smile as he sniffled.

"Mm, you do look pretty cute while sneezing, too. Maybe I should make you," he finally grinned, as he processed the strange request. "But I do want you to give me something, too," he added. "Something a little more permanent."

Alex stood up for a moment, his tail rising in a smooth, graceful, and ever so erotic motion as he turned around, slowly tugging his pants over his hips to show off that beautiful, plump bottom - and bending over ever so slightly, revealing that luscious pair of lips that's given Todd so much pleasure over the years. He was wet, a clear strand of his need dangling from that wonderful slit. Then, he sat down again, with his legs spread, and Todd couldn't help but stare.

"I want you to give me a baby," he smiled. "I stopped taking my birth control a few weeks ago, and... well, the doctor said this would be just about my last chance, with the hormones and all. And I want it," he explained. "Badly."

"And I'm in heat," he grinned. That would explain the alluring scent. Not only was he off birth control, but in his most fertile phase.

Todd didn't quite know what to say. His cock loved that idea. His mind wasn't fully on board yet. His expression likely matched what Alex had worn earlier. His own father hadn't been a good one.

"So," he continued, playfully. "I want you to build up as much cum as you can and then... I want you to let that beautiful cock sneeze inside me. Sneeze a beautiful baby or two into me..." he churred.

For anyone else, the way he phrased it would've probably sounded bizarre. But Todd caught himself almost drooling at the idea. Still, it was a big request. He was gay, he'd only given the idea of having babies the briefest amount of thought. Somehow, even though he knew deep inside that he'd do fine, he was worried that he wouldn't be a good father.

Sensing that his partner needed some additional encouragement, Alex leaned back, lewdly spreading his legs and splaying his folds open with a pair of fingers, letting Todd stare at that alluring pink slit.

"How about it?" he sniffled, with a warm grin. "At least, I want you to cum inside me unprotected. Keep on rolling those dice until my belly swells," he continued, teasingly.

Todd clambered onto the bed, a thousand thoughts rushing through his mind. His cock ached for release, bucking with need each time Alex spoke. This was going to happen, he realized, and really, Alex deserved it before he lost his ability to conceive. Deserved to experience it once. The thought was incredibly erotic, but also frightening, somehow.

"...okay," he stuttered.

With a happy chirp, the other fox pounced on him, pinning him to the soft, clean bedsheets. Alex had an almost predatory look in his eyes, like he always did when chasing something he desperately wanted. In this case, a warm load of life-creating seed deep in his womb, it seemed. He was almost immediately grinding against Todd's shaft, those soaking lips slipping along his shaft, _almost_letting the head catch in that heated slit, but not quite. He was toying with him. The two often fluidly switched between the dominant and submissive roles. Whatever felt more appropriate at any given moment. And right now, Alex was on top. Despite his cold, he was incredibly energetic when given proper motivation, and it seemed that being bred was just that.

He leaned down, giving Todd's ear a quick lick and a nibble, teeth catching along the very outermost edge, making him shiver with pleasure.

"Mm, but we'll have to get you properly pent up first. I want you to cum so much you can't even get hard tomorrow," Alex murmured. "And enough to knock me up for sure, rrf..."

He leaned back, cupping Todd's balls warmly, rolling the hefty orbs between his fingers, as if gauging how much cum he had stored. Not enough, it seemed, as he kept massaging them, thrusting against the leaking tip of Todd's cock, before being interrupted by an impending sneeze.

Todd wanted him to let it out, but it wasn't time yet. He watched Alex's expression. The fox's eyes closed, and he inhaled sharply, letting it out in little stutters. He opened his mouth, as if to warn his mate that he wouldn't be able to hold it, but just at the last moment, Todd pressed his fingers just under his nose again, and Alex calmed down.

"Nnh. Thanks..." he purred. "You'll have to wait to catch this sneezy cold a little longer," Alex smiled.

As he talked, he delighted in feeling Todd's cock throb in response, right against his unprotected, fertile snatch. Alex was dripping, and his scent was an intoxicating mélange of his increasingly masculine musk and the feminine heat between his legs. Each little twitch only made it worse, and his inner walls clenched with need in response. He'd always liked cocks, Todd's especially. There was just something so fascinating and sexy about how they'd buck and throb eagerly, responding immediately to pleasure and arousal. And feeling one inside him twitch, too, followed by that blossom of wet heat somewhere deep inside his body, knowing that it was seeding him. Even when he wasn't fertile, it was an intoxicating feeling, milking that cum into his womb, and when he was? Just the fantasy threatened to melt him, leave him a quivering, gelatinous pile of wet, warm happiness. Knowing that the moment he felt that first faint tickle of cum erupting into him, it'd be too late to back out, the seed ready to hunt down his eggs and leave him swelling with children.

It was too bad he'd lose that ability one day, but one birth would have to be enough. He'd return to those memories over and over again, on lonely days.

Todd gasped as Alex suddenly grasped his shaft and guided it between those luscious lips. If it wasn't for him actively resisting, he might've cum then and there, as his tip sunk into Alex's wet, warm embrace. It always felt amazing, and the intense, heated need of the situation made it almost unbearably so. He twitched, painting his mate's inner walls with watery precum.

"Mm, I felt that," Alex purred, and sunk down another inch, relishing every sensation, pausing along the way to gyrate his hips and tease more precum out of Todd. He gave it happily. Alex leaned down to brush his wet nose against Todd's, stifling another sneeze by pressing their wet, black noses together. A tremor shot through his body, and his legs gave in, suddenly impaling himself fully on Todd's ready shaft. The two groaned in union.

And for a moment, Alex simply sat like that, enjoying the intense heat and hardness inside him, knowing that all he had to do was to move his hips a little more and to keep doing it, and he'd get pregnant. Inevitably, Todd would cum, and that'd be it, nature would take its course. He fully intended to make the moment last, though, and so his motions were slow when he finally began to rock his hips.

Each smooth motion seemed to rub every inch of Todd's shaft, his lover's strong inner muscles squeezing and massaging him. All he could do was dig his claws into the bedsheets, trying to not let the sensations overwhelm him, but already that pressure was growing.

Knowing that Alex enjoyed it, he let his breath hitch and stutter, gasping for air after each surge of pleasure. "Nh- if you keep doing that, my cock's going to sneeze..." he huffed.

"Mhm, and I want it to, just not yet," Alex grinned. "And I'll reward you by getting you all sneezy too... just be sure to breathe deeply when I, ahn-"

Alex froze as he fought the urge to sneeze again, and Todd used the opportunity to flip him onto his back. At this point, almost all hesitation was gone from his mind; he needed to cum. Needed to breed. But he didn't want to disappoint his adorable mate. Todd pulled out of his sopping wet body and straddled his chest, grinning as he pushed his soaked cock against Alex's nose.

"Nff- that's one way to do it," Alex giggled, wiping his nose clean of both juices and snot both, before countering with a quick, darting lick all the way from Todd's sack to the tip of his cock, which immediately had him spill a shivering groan as his cock throbbed again, bouncing against Alex's snout. A small spurt of precum splattered across the bridge of his muzzle.

Alex stared at that beautiful and obscene maleness. There was a slight jealousy to his lust, perhaps - lacking a cock himself - but mostly, he truly thought it beautiful. The way it eagerly responded to every touch. He cupped Todd's balls again, squeezing gently. The power of it, the changes it could make to his body. Gods.

"Just imagine, Alex. Just a little longer inside you and my cock's going to sneeze," Todd spoke, playfully, though his voice was practically dripping with lust. "And that's all it'll take. Those little swimmers are going to find your eggs, your belly will swell with new life, and you'll look so adorable all pregnant and horny," he continued, fingers lovingly tracing through Alex's hair. He moaned, his fertile body thrumming with pleasure with each word. That was how they'd been created too. And now, it was their turn to continue that erotic, yet perfectly natural cycle.

Alex couldn't resist; he opened his mouth and engulfed half of that wonderful vulpine shaft, tasting his own juices on his lover and not minding in the slightest. He let his tongue lash over the pointed tip, curl around the shaft, suckling on it with deliberate noisiness while looking up at Todd's face to gauge how close he was. Each time he began to groan, Alex eased off, skillfully keeping him just on the edge. It was almost torturous for him, but in the most exquisite sense, the pressure only building and building, the promise of release burning like a hot ember in his body.

Alex didn't want him to hesitate, after all. He pursed his lips and bobbed his head, taking in Todd's cock all the way to the swelling that'd soon be a full knot. Another wet spurt of precum oozed down his sore throat, and he murmured happily. It was equally overwhelming to him, really - his snatch clenched and twitched with desire to be filled again, but the anticipation was always better than the climax, he knew that. And so he kept teasing Todd. Each feathery, soft lick purposeful in giving him just enough pleasure to make him moan but not enough to bring him over the edge, and he kept at it until tears were running down his cheeks.

"Ah- ahh, careful-" Todd hitched, his breath shallow and fast. He stood completely still. "If you keep doing that I'm gonna- nnh!"

"Not yet," Alex murmured, pulling off Todd's cock with a wet pop, and admiring his handiwork. Todd's balls were tight against his body, precum leaking as a steady drip now, with each beat of his heart_._ "And definitely not in my mouth, silly. Mmh... oh, I think it's time for me to do my part."

He pushed Todd over with a rather naughty grin, and straddled him in turn, that very happy, dripping snatch of his leaving a trail of lust along his body.

"O-oh-okay, I can feel a big one coming," he huffed. "A-are you sure you want it? Deliberately catch this stupid cold a-and-" he paused, steadying himself. "Ngh, I need to let it out."

Todd's mouth felt dry. He did want it. He didn't particularly want the sore throat or the headaches, but the idea of letting Alex sneeze all over his face, uncovered, was so twisted and hot that it left him shivering. It was a lot like the breeding, he realized. A climax with consequences, even if only for a few days in his case. But he wanted it, wanted to know that his mate's germs were working hard to get him all sneezy too.

"Yes," he whispered.

"Mhm, of course you do," Alex grinned. "Just be sure to breathe deeply because- ah- hh-"

His breath hitched again, and his nostrils flared. And then, he sneezed loudly, all over Todd's face, a brief look of relaxation and relief on his face. Todd shivered as he felt that warm mist hit him. He'd catch that cold for sure, and god, he was throbbing. He desperately needed release.

"Sorry, I had to let it out," Alex grinned. "But I'll probably do it again before you're done..."

Alex scooted backwards, spreading his legs again, making a little motion with his fingers towards Todd. The invitation was unmistakable, and despite having a cold and being a bit of a mess of sweat and fluids, it was still one of the most erotic sights Todd had ever seen. Still, he knew he couldn't last for long, now. Hopefully, Alex couldn't either.

Alex cried out like a wild fox in heat as Todd sunk back into him, both of them barely able to control their own motions anymore. Todd put in a heroic effort. His balls and taint were burning with need, now, even the slightest motion leaving his cock bucking inside Alex's vice-like tightness. No doubt he'd already leaked a lot of cum into him. He might already be pregnant, but he wanted to make sure.

"Nff. I c-can't hold it anymore," Todd huffed. "I'm... I'm going to-"

No. Not yet. One more time. Just one more.

Todd stopped moving. Gritting his teeth, he pulled out, for the last time, though even the air felt good against his oversensitive cock, as it bobbed, dripping with their mixed arousal. It went against every fiber of instinct in his body, but he wanted to make absolutely sure that they both wanted this. He was so close to cumming, and the pressure was overwhelming. The lightest touch would set him off if he didn't calm down.

"...are you sure you want it? Sure you're ready?" he asked. His cock tapped at Alex's stiff little clit as it bounced with a kind of utterly horny desperation, and that little touch sent shivers through his fertile mate's body in turn. Todd took his hand and guided it to his cock, letting Alex feel each throb, in tune with his heartbeat. "...see how close I am? If I go inside you again, it's going to happen," he huffed.

For Alex, the answer was very easy. Even before that last bit of teasing. It was a question with only one answer, and that answer came in the form of him wrapping his legs around Todd's waist and pulling him in close. He whispered two words into his ear: "Breed me."

And then his breath hitched again, and he sneezed uncontrollably against Todd's face. He responded by sliding his shaft into Alex's clenching body for the final time, all the way in, so that his tapered tip was nudging against his cervix.

"H-here it comes," he groaned, feeling that overwhelming pressure build more intensely now as he passed the point of no return. "I'm going to... nnh, I can feel it coming."

He quietly whispered a brief countdown, knowing that Alex was anticipating that final, fateful moment just as much as he was.

"Three..."

He groaned, clutching at Alex's body. Despite the top surgery, his nipples were just as sensitive as they'd always been, and Todd took full advantage of that, kissing one and then the other as his cock swelled inside Alex's wet, clenching heat.

"Two..."

Alex caught his lips in a passionate kiss, feverishly grinding back against him, rocking his hips and working those inner muscles as hard as he could, trying to massage and milk the cum out of him, but at this point, there was nothing he could do to speed things up. He just had to relax and enjoy those few seconds before conception.

"One..."

Todd suddenly felt Alex clamp down hard around him, a quick and instinctive series of heavy contractions, each one squeezing him so snugly he was almost afraid of passing out from the pleasure. Alex threw his head back and gave a long, throaty groan as his orgasm swept through him. He impaled himself as deeply as he could on Todd's cock, feeling those same masculine urges as his lover even as he rode out that climax.

Todd didn't_say_ anything as he felt that pearly seed of life surge through his shaft, heavy and rich with virility. He barely thought of anything, either, the feeling of all that pressure exploding forth impossible to describe. His balls clenched tightly to his body as he gave Alex everything he had, silvery ropes of cum painting his cervix and filling every nook inside his yearning, fertile depths. Filling him to the very brim.

And in exchange, Alex sneezed into Todd's panting face a third and final time, a blissful look of twin relief on his face. He was practically purring, his breath ragged and hoarse as he visibly luxuriated in the feeling that warm, sticky baby-making juice filling him. Todd could only imagine what it felt like to get filled while in heat, but he was okay with that. He felt like half his brains had left him with that massive orgasm. And yet, with how pent up he was, he'd have been ready to go again if not for the refractory period. Still, he remained there, on top of Alex, effectively using his softening shaft as a plug to keep him from leaking too much.

"Mh. That was awesome," Alex finally whispered. And he clenched again, clearly not quite done yet. Todd needed a few minutes, though, replaying what had just happened in his mind, and imagining what the future would be like now that he'd done his masculine duty. Somewhere inside Alex, his seed would take root sooner or later, and the two would meld together inexorably. And a new life would be born.

It made his head swim to think about. Eventually, having gone fully soft, he slipped out of Alex's warm caress and flopped down onto his side besides his lover.

There the two laid, quite satisfied, and quite messy. Alex grabbed one of the pillows and propped it under his rump to keep his hips elevated, likely hoping that gravity would help Todd's sperm seep deep into him. Not that it needed the assistance, but he churred happily, a finger occasionally dipping into his well-bred slit to push the warm, sticky cum deeper.

Todd, for his part, was dazed. He couldn't quite think of anything, at least not right away. Rather, he simply snuggled up against his love, a hand coming to rest on his belly. Somewhere in there, he imagined, his little swimmers would be searching for his eggs. And when they found them, that'd be that, they'd be a family rather than just a couple. Oh, it'd take sacrifices, and their lives would change, but he was alright with that. He'd grow into the role of a father eventually.

Then his thoughts drifted to the other thing they'd done, having the cold-stricken Alex sneeze all over him. That felt rather silly in retrospect, but it'd been so incredibly hot. Soon, his throat would probably start getting sore, and then soon after that he'd be sneezing wildly. Mmh. He did like that part. It was only fair anyway, since he just pumped every last drop of his cum into Alex in order to give him that warm gift of parenthood.

The best part, at least in the short term, was that they still had six days left of their honeymoon, and plenty of time to breed Alex so many times he might have twins or triplets. If that's how it works, anyway, Todd mused. Probably not. But he'd keep trying, there was no way that just one creampie would satisfy his heat.

Just as he got up, he felt a faint tickle in his nose, and by the time he got to the bathroom, he was struggling to hold back a massive sneeze. He tried, but couldn't, and his head snapped forward as he sprayed the mirror.

"Bless you, honey," he heard Alex's voice from the other room. He could practically _hear_him grinning too. "You're not coming down with a cold, are you?"

Oh, he was.

"Yeah, but you'll be coming down with babies, yourself," he quipped, and quickly finished up, before joining Alex on the bed and unceremoniously slipping his hardening shaft inside him, hips instantly moving, quite intent on giving him another creamy load of seed. Alex moaned happily, wrapping his legs around Todd's rump to rock back against his thrusts.

So it went. By the end of the week, they both rather felt like they'd have enough sex for a month. Todd in particular, when his cold really hit, right about at the time Alex was entirely over it. A little after that, Alex was struck with nausea when he woke up, and the both of them knew what that meant.

They couldn't be happier.