Nice Rack

Story by iplank on SoFurry

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Unfortunate use of catcalls lands a random man as an unwilling volunteer to the sinister organization AWE. Their goal is to resurrect prehistoric life and undo extinction, and now Buck is going to help with that. At least it will feel good.


(M TF Megaloceros)

Athena was a normally calm and mature woman. She currently worked with the conservation group known as AWE full time, but also part time at a local bar. AWE was still settling itself in as a relatively new organisation, so people often shifted ranks as roles were filled. She watched one of the looping video notices on a monitor in the main lobby- all of their great leader Rex Aldinn.

She glanced at her co-worker Frigg as she walked by. "Hey. Have you ever actually seen Mr. Aldinn? I hear his voice all the time from these clips but I never actually seen him, even when I was hired."

"Nah. Aldinn isn't really in charge anyway."

"What? Then who is?"

"Well, Aldinn discovered the Neo Cells that started everything, and he is the one who pays the bills so he is technically in charge, but he doesn't call any of the shots. Dr. Magnus is head of both research and implementation. He is the one actually doing things, so as far as calling the shots goes- Magnus is the boss."

Athena would have to remember that conversation, because along came an overly long Friday. Drained from a long week, trying to find volunteers for AWE and working her butt off behind the counter at the bar for ungrateful drunkards and breaking up fights. One idiot drunkenly asked for more booze when he had already drank way more than he should have. She couldn't legally sell him any more, so he demanded water with ice. Well, she can serve him that. When she went to hand it to him though he went to throw his hand up and blurt something and knocked the glass from her hand, soaking her chest in cold water! Making things still worse, instead of even attempting to apologize for it he leaned over the counter and told her she had a nice rack when she was trying to pat herself dry with a towel. Well luckily not too many people were looking when she punched him straight in the face and knocked him flat unconscious on the floor.

Magnus heard the knock on his office door late that night. Almost everyone else would have gone home already, it was weird someone other than himself was still there. He turned in his pitch black office without getting out of his chair. If it wasn't for his monitor light he wouldn't have even been able to see Athena's face, though he still only vaguely recognized her.

"Well, glad to see someone as dedicated to the work as I am, but I can't say I enjoy being interrupted. This better be important."

She went to move the man but he was too heavy and awkward and ended up unintentionally tossing him into Magnus' office.

She blushed brightly. "I didn't know what else to do!"

Magnus tried not to laugh as the smile spread across his face, seeing she brought an unconscious man to AWE. "Well. I like where this is going already."

Athena explained she did not want to lose her job because of this shit head, so she had to hide him quickly so no one would know she decked him. Except he would eventually wake up and then rat on her. AWE needs volunteers for their experiments so she figured she could 'volunteer' this man and Magnus could make him disappear. Magnus continued to smile and nod along with her story. Of course he could make the man go away. No ring- he wasn't married, and he had been at the bar alone all night, he clearly had no one to go back home to. Random lone drunk vanishes into the night? Normal.

Magnus brought her to a large laboratory and took the man from her, bringing him to a chair and did a quick vitals check, making sure he had not choked on his own tongue while she was dragging him around. He had not regained consciousness which generally meant brain damage by now, but it was due to all the alcohol in his system.

Magnus handed Athena a cylinder to hold for a moment while he rummaged to get some other equipment out. "Your story reminded me of a theory I had. Commenting on your... rack- this male was clearly sexually charged, so this should work."

"What is... Ah!" Athena turned the cylinder in her hands and almost fumbled it when she seen what it was- there was a vagina on one end!

"Synthetic cervine vulva." He paused a moment when her blush only deepened. "You see, getting complete genetic strains of prehistoric life is very difficult. All organic matter is basically gone, so you are left to reverse engineer microscopic imprints." He carefully picked up a vial. "I have a genetic packet ready to go here for a prehistoric mammal, but its not 100%."

Athena furrowed her brows trying to put this together herself based on what information trickled down to her before. "Ok, so you use the Neo Cells which can flash evolve, and imprint them with preset genetics. So you make them somewhat viral. Virus cells defy the scientific definition of life because they are incapable to reproducing on their own- they find cells that can reproduce and forcefully change the information in them so they reproduce the viral cells instead. So by doing that with prehistoric DNA, you convert an existing living creature into the extinct one. But... if the DNA sequence isn't complete, wouldn't his body just turn into a pool of biological goo? It would make all his cells incomplete eventually, so there wouldn't be a single stable part in his entire body..."

Magnus chuckled, brushing his wild grey hair back. "No, it is a bit more fool-proof than that. He is a complete being now, and the Neo Cells mock higher life forms- if there is a blank they will either evolve to fill it in themselves with a random trait, or they will just copy the next sequence they encounter- which would by default be his normal human DNA." The man started to wake up in the chair but Magnus quickly dumped a bit of clear fluid on a nearby rag and put it over his face. "Hey buddy, can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?" The man quickly fell back unconscious.

"Isn't chloroform really bad to inhale?"

"I mean it knocks you out quickly because its literally killing your brain cells, so yes. Anyway, where was I? Oh right. Leaving the sequence open like that would either make him a slightly humanoid version of the creature, or leave him open to random mutations because the Neo Cells would be left with wiggle room to just do whatever seemed best at the time. So, I thought... maybe I can do this!" He slammed a huge deer dildo onto the top of the counter.

"Is that drawer just filled with sex toys?!"

"I mean, yea. Why would I keep them in separate drawers? It's called organization. Anyway, the Neo Cells adapt to the situation, sooo, what if the situation was he is rutting with a cervine vagina? Or someone getting plowed by a cervine phallus? People know what deer look like generally so what if they were thinking of deer when the cells are trying to figure out their shape? The theory is that we can give it deer genes by introducing a deer-like environment or stimulus to recreate its natural evolution."

"Oh...ok. As long as he doesn't talk, go for it."

Magnus laughed. "Oh don't worry, he won't have human vocal chords."

She put the vagina down and rolled it over to the dildo to get it out of her hands. "Why do you have deer stuff anyway? I thought AWE only worked with prehistoric creatures?"

Magnus held out the vial with a confident smile. "Megaloceros, the king of cervine, lord of the primal forests. The not-so-long extinct ancestor of deer. Its name literally translates to 'great horns'. Or I guess you could say..." He grinned broadly again. "Nice rack."

Buck woke up very slowly in what looked like a one-room apartment. His clothes felt odd on him and there was something attached to his crotch under his pants! He quickly looked around trying to identify his surroundings but nothing looked familiar. Even more distressing, there was no windows or doors, just a doorway leading to a tiny bathroom. There was no front door, so no way in or out of the structure that he could see. He pulled his pants down to see what was stuck to him and seen a strange machine! It was hard to pull his pants off over it because it stuck out so much. On the front it covered his penis in a metal cylinder, then what looked like small pistons hooked up to a cylindrical body directly between his legs, and then more pistons from the other side connecting to something in his butt that he could not see. He immediately tried to take it off but couldn't. He could not find where it opened, and did not have tools to take it apart. He would try to smash it off except since it contained his junk, that probably wasn't a good idea. Buck shouted at the walls trying to goad his captors into revealing themselves but there was no reply. The last thing he remembered was being at a bar... and then a few blurry memories drinking.

Buck groaned and went over to the sink to get something to drink, his head throbbed from his hangover and the dehydration that fueled it. There was no glasses so he drank straight from the tap. As soon as he started to drink though it really hit him how thirsty he was, and really started to chug it! He almost did not notice over the sound of the water running, the sound of rustling leaves and grass. There was an audio track playing from somewhere of random nature sounds. A blue light on the body of the device stuck to him turned on while he was drinking and he almost choked when it started to move! The pistons moved back, causing the 14 inch deer dildo to slide out of him, but the deer pussy sank down to his crotch snuggly! Then they slowly started to move the other way, lifting the pussy but sinking the dildo in! He could not even resist the motion because moving one way caused you to move farther into the other! It started very slow, and sped up a bit, but remained pretty slow. It felt good, but was unwanted and unexpected. He could not help but get hard against the physical pleasure, but did another check trying to find a way to break it, or remove it, or both. The pleasure started to radiate a bit farther out than normal- Buck assumed it was the doing of the device but it was because of new cells bonding and bolstering his system. His nerves pulsed with pleasure as the changes tested his current system in preparation of change. His balls got a tiny bit larger, and his dick a tiny bit longer, but with the device over them he could not tell. He stood there leaned against the counter not knowing what to do, just watching it. His legs tensed up, raising him onto his toes as if somehow he could squirm his way off the thing like that, and the odd posture caused his changes to move in and adjust, causing his feet to grow much, much longer and his thighs got a bit more muscular. After a few minutes the machine slowed and the light turned off, leaving him be again.

After a few long minutes of waiting to see if it would mess with him again, he heard his stomach rumble and had to turn to the fridge. It was well stocked it would seem, but entirely just with vegetables. He started to stuff his face, like with the water, once he started eating he realized how empty his stomach was. Buck did not know that was because his body was demanding more food than normal- knowing it would need it to fuel the changes. Eating all those raw vegetables though started to hurt his teeth, but only for a moment. His front teeth started to become move blunt and wide, and his jaw started to grow in size, causing his face to push out just a bit. His forehead ached sharply for a moment but he was too enraptured with eating to stop and find out why- two bone nubs had broken the skin as proto antlers. Exposed to the open air thanks to the device, his tail bone started to sprout bristly hairs, becoming a bushy deer tail quickly- since their tails are so short. Buck's mind started to go blank, getting caught in the process of stuffing his face and was quickly slapped back to reality as the device turned back on, but this time started at a speed already faster than last time! Startling him he smashed his head against the edge of the fridge, and the two nubs on his forehead quickly surged outward as if the force smushed the bone out of the rest of his skull. They forked twice, creating three dull prongs. Once again Buck froze up, not knowing what to do and remained in a hunched over position, holding the counter across from the fridge to balance. His feet stretched longer, forcing him onto the fronts only as the ankle migrated farther and farther off the ground. His large and pinky toe were left behind by quite some distance now and devolved into nothing more than nubs as their nails became small cones and turned to black dew claws. His central toe seemed to devolve and vanish entirely at the same rate the other two grew, giving its mass to them and then some. The two remaining toes became giant as well as the nails also becoming cone-shaped and black, forming cloven hooves. If Buck had not been holding the counter he would never have remained standing at all. The movement of the machine was causing his hips to involuntarily thrust slightly. After not moving for long enough, the machine started to slow and finally stop again. This time his dick remained at full mast trapped in the plush tube, too aroused to forget so easily this time.

Ok, so eating and drinking were out of the question apparently, they both triggered the machine. So he gingerly made his way toward the couch and TV in the middle of the room. Maybe his captor left some sort of video message on the TV for him, who knows. He was not used to these deformed legs, and in his worried hangover did not even recognize them as cervine legs. The hooves clicked against the floor with each step, and were considerably more narrow than his feet were, making his balance more precarious. He did not get very far at all. He was startled and staggered at the sudden loud sound of a stag call! The audio playing in the background had animal sounds too apparently. His ears changed shape slightly as they literally perked up at the sound, but also the machine turned on again. When it turned on this time it thrust the dildo in aggressively, but then held. His hooves clicked in rapid fire against the ground as he tried to regain his balance, but before he could there was several doe replying to the stag. As if measured by the prominence of the sound, the device moved back, releasing on the dildo but tightening on the doe sounds, slowly because they seemed more distant, though there was several. The stag replied again and the dildo thrust in, this caused Buck to fall completely to the floor. His entire body clenched in resistance- the last thrust felt like it targeted his prostate and he could tell he was on the edge of no return. If he moved even slightly he would tumble into an orgasm. Holding that close to the edge caused his balls to slowly start to grow, and develop a light coat of fuz. His tail flicked in agitation as he looked at the device. The light faced down so he could not see it, but it was plenty bright enough for him to tell if it was on or not, and it was. The device did not move but it was still active. Distracted with giving the machine dirty looks he did not see his fingernails become much thicker and darken to pale grey. A light fluff formed on his chest under his shirt and on his back opposite of the other. He listened carefully to the audio for any more animal noises- he could hear hooves on grass but they did not call again. As he listened so closely, his ears continued to change shape. They became leaf shaped and developed new muscle structure in the base allowing them to pivot around- though the body of his ears remained the same size. After a few moments he relaxed a bit again. His prostate settled down and the machine still did not move, so he slowly got back up again. As he pushed himself off the floor though, his hands cramped and he could hear the bones muffled clicking under his skin. His hands stretched a bit, extending the three middle fingers.

Buck needed answers, or failing that, a distraction at the very least. The TV was the only other item there other than the toilet, so if it didn't have any answers, he was out of ideas. He went to sit down but paused halfway down, already knowing it would only push the dildo in more. He had to sort of awkwardly sit on his side, with his legs resting up on the couch beside him. He turned the TV on and it was just a grassy field? The camera started to pan around to show tree lines of forest on either side of the clearing, and then a stag and several doe! The machine started to slowly move again! One of the doe made a short sound and the machine jerked suddenly forgetting its rhythm, to squeeze down with the faux pussy! Buck quickly realized the video on the TV was where the audio had been coming from! He quickly went to grab the remote but his hands cramped again, and as he touched the remote he only fumbled it as his hands stretched and deformed more! The same thing that happened with his feet was happening with his hands! The thumb and pink were left behind where they already were, shrinking and devolving to dew claws as the other three grew longer- eventually becoming two very large toes as the nails turned to sharp hoof segments. He can't pick anything up now! A more rational person may have paused to try and put together connections by now, between the audio, video, and shape of the changes. Buck's mind however went from hungover to already devolving into a bestial state, so while he knew something was wrong and he should be worried and angry- he never actually stopped to ponder why.

The machine was slowly working up speed again, and Buck knew he could not pick up the remote so he just used a front hoof to mash the buttons. He changed the channel to another and it was a video of a doe giving birth! He quickly mashed it again and it was a video of two stags locking antlers. Buck winced and groaned with a semi bestial tone as the tiny antlers on his own head became considerably less tiny. Two tines remained pointing forward but the rest bulked and continued to grow out into larger tines. Like a fingerprint- no two sets of antler are ever exactly the same. They were not stopping, and Buck was already too devolved to realize what the problem was. All he processed was, his head was getting heavier, and something was different and he did not want change for some reason. He mashed the controller again and this time it was a video of a doe and stag fucking. The machine immediately paused a moment and then hissed as it let out pressure from one of the piston sets. In the next moment it slammed down on BOTH ends at the same time! It synced itself to the video, so it was trying to simulate the feeling both partners were getting, squeezing into him on both ends! It was like he was an invisible third party of a deer threesome. He groaned loudly, unintentionally also mirroring several sounds the deer on the TV made. He clenched his muscles trying to resist but the pleasure built very fast this time. He could feel his prostate pulse against the invading shaft.

Buck let out a great big bellow as he fell from the edge of no return and the powerful surges of orgasmic pleasure rocketed it up from within. As he cried out though, his voice became a LOT deeper and his rib cage popped loudly and expanded a bit, followed by a stretching of his spine. Slower, his spine gained a few more vertebrae, and from them more ribs- adding length to his torso through his lengthening rib cage. The growth messing with his spine and the pleasure firing up from below caused him to be unable to balance upright for the moment and tumble half onto the floor. His front hooves hit the floor, his rear hooves stayed on the couch, and his jaw cracked against the top of the table. The force of the hit yet again caused a surge of growth in his antlers and the angle it forced his neck at caused his neck to grow a bit longer now too! His hips thrust involuntarily as his eyes locked with the TV screen and he fired an inhumanly sized load of thick white ropes onto the floor from the opposite end of the faux vagina. Each shot fired up through his shaft though traveled a bit farther than the last. His dick was growing with each powerful throb, taking up more and more space within the large deer pussy. Smoothed out by the tightening walls around it and the growth behind it, his glans lost definition, making his cock more and more tapered. His balls were like oblong softballs now in size, and the skin around them more dense.

The pleasure did not let up though, the machine still matched the TV. Buck had climaxed, but the deer on the TV did not. A more observant person would also notice the stuttering in the video motion, indicating it was looping. Buck groaned again, only half frustrated as he felt his prostate started to firm up again, starting to fill. The first load was a quarter human- the next one would be all Megaloceros, he could not impregnate humans anymore. Buck did not remember why he did not like this pleasure. He tried to be angry because changes were bad and he had to resist the orgasms, but he did not know why. They felt so good. When he looked at the TV he got tunnel vision, forgetting where he was. The pleasure mimicked the TV, making him think that was him. The audio came from several different directions around the room, making him think he was there. The table started to slide along the floor- Buck's entire body was groaning with growth. His clothing started to hug him, then squeeze as his entire form grew bigger. His thighs became very muscular, and his leg hair quickly turned to pale brown fur. The muscle in his thighs coupled with their overall growth caused his pant legs to rip from the bottom up. His hips gave loud hollow pops and became much larger, and a bit more shallow- the joints now no longer allowed him to move his legs straight out to the sides- locking him quadrupted. As the pleasure continued to build he started to let out more animal like grunts and bellows with a few distorted 'oh god's and 'too big'. His cock started throbbing in time with the pleasure and continued to grow, quickly approaching the end of the tube. From the base of his tail and what used to be his pubes, his entire lower half was quickly consumed in fur. His face started to stretch more and grow longer, he reared his head back to bellow again. His antlers quickly clacked against the wall behind him! They were giant, and still growing steadily! His bellow turned from frustration to surprise at the size of the huge rack growing from his head, and the volume of his cry caused his neck to bulge and grow a bit longer still. A strip of fur started to advance from his chest up the bottom of his neck. The neck of the shirt had the least flexibility, so it momentarily strangled him, forcing him to hold his breath till it completely shred open. Once the neck was already ripped, the pressure on the rest of the shirt advanced the tear down from there till the entire front popped open, spitting stretched, torn threads.

Buck was really starting to lose his shape now. It would be quite hard to tell he had been a human at this point. He did not look like a normal cervine, but he looked a lot more like a elk than a man. His long pink shaft was poking up out of the end of the tube now, still growing as the device did its best to keep milking him. His arms started to get hairy and muscular, gaining a bit more length as well to match his rear legs. He tried to stand up properly and get off the couch but his shoulder blades shifted. They became longer, and the vertebrae behind them also followed suit, getting longer. His upper back grew a rather sharp hunch to it, and the fur there was near black, even though it grew in as pale brown everywhere else. This ripped his sleeves apart, so what little remained of his shirt looked like nothing more than a frayed rag draped on his hunch. His weight became too much and even just resting his neck with his upper body weight on it was too much- he snapped the table in half falling to the floor. Finally with the increasingly small table out of the way he was able to stand up properly. His hooves then punched holes into the couch behind him! He stepped off the couch and had to jerk his leg several times to knock the cushion off, which was tiny now compared to him. He was still growing steadily. The machine working his ass and cock started to slow down, becoming off beat to the video- not on purpose, Buck was just so big that the machine did not properly fit anymore and was struggling to move at all. Buck grunted in frustration at the person pushing his head down. He tried to look up but could not angle his head that way. He tried to resist but could not, whoever it was, was very strong. Of course there was no one there pushing him down at all- his antlers had grown to the roof and both he and his antlers were still growing bigger, so he was quickly running out of room.

His face finally pushed out as far as it needed to, completely depriving him of his ability to speak English, though his brain had lost the capacity for that already. The fur consumed his entire body, though had different colors. Pale brown on the very underside, to a more red hued brown on most of his body. The top of his head and his entire nose was black, with a black stripe that ran from his jaw in a ring across his upper throat. His hunch was black and had a stripe that ran down in front of his arms ending at his chest, and another on either side dividing his body diagonally and ending at his thighs. Even though it was an extinct species, Magnus already knew its coloration thanks to ancient cave drawings of the beast. Humans existed at the tail end of its species- so humans had at least tried to hunt them. Buck stopped growing when his shoulders stood six feet off the ground. Another two feet at least worth of head and neck. His antlers however still grew. Scraping against the roof as they tried to get longer and wider, they were causing bits of the roof to crumble off and rain down around him. Buck's mind had been hollowed completely by pleasure, and he had attention only for the rutting beasts on the TV screen as his own prostate swelled full again, this time of an entirely bestial load. The pussy tube groaned like the hull of a sinking ship as his cock throbbed against its inside and finally it exploded open, his cock too big to be contained in it. Buck was at least smart enough to know the dildo was going to fall out and backed himself up till his large ass collided with a wall, shoving the dildo back in and pinning it there. His antlers absolutely eviscerated the roof with his sudden movement, and when his body went rigid with pleasure the tines ripped through the roof entirely. Though the megaloceros was only a large sized elk itself, its antlers were completely unrivaled. Spanning 6 feet across EACH- when this thing charges you, there is absolutely no way you can evade it. That is like a 12 foot long tractor shovel flying at you, at 40mph, on an animal that has been known to jump as high as 8 feet into the air. Good fucking luck.

Buck came explosively, painting white stripes down the floor of the entire living room area and the ruins of the table. He tried to shake loose of the roof, still not understanding what was holding him and gored the holes even wider, but decided after a few moments it wasn't worth the effort. The dildo fell from him once he relaxed, no longer having anything to hold it in place. He shook his slightly shaggy fur to get bits of the roof out of it but then just looked around the room dumbly. He forgot why he was there, or what he had been doing before this. Buck has been completely transformed into a male megaloceros- reviving the species from extinction. Magnus would leave him in there to rest for the night, leaving the TV and audio on to entertain his simple mind. The cleaning crew were in for a real treat when they got in to work tomorrow. Magnus himself got to work making research notes, and making sure to record this theory worked. They could now look into making a female megaloceros and finally start bringing back the population. AWE would defy extinction!