The Serpent and the King (M/M)

Story by Z-JAM-C on SoFurry

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A nice short story that my boyfriend Philip91 commished me to do sometime back. Nothing too long, just a good saucy piece between two characters that frankly don't get enough porn of them done!

Especially Volvagia, that feisty bastard~ But yeah, here's a short lewd story to tide you all over, there'll be more like this I'll upload the usual times so stay tuned!

Legend of Zelda copyrighted to Nintendo


Deep in the depths of the dreaded Death Mountain, there lied a hot spring that few had known and even fewer would ever reach. The gorons had spoken of it in legend, a mythical fountain even the Great Faeries had not discovered, that some scholars suggested had greater powers than even them. The gorons were correct, but the scholars were wrong, for this hot spring was beyond the reach of Hyrule's citizens. The lava floe that connected the crater of Death Mountain to the Dodongo Mines acted as a barrier for those unworthy to savour the rich deep mineral spring, where monsters had gathered far from the prying eyes of society.

"Nnnnngh," a dinolfos shivered into the bubbling depths, "ohhh Din I needed that."

"You've been in here for four hours!" said a lizalfos.

"And I need it, I do more work than you!"

"Stop hogging the water!"

"HEY!" The strong-jawed dinolfos stood slaking water from his legs. "That is offensive to our lord and master, you watch your tongue!"

"Guys, chill," a long-snouted dodongo stared over to them, "there's plenty of water for everyone, it belongs to all of us."

"Dinolar doesn't DO anything worth it!" the lizalfos jabbed a finger at him. "I never seen him outta this place!"

"Because I work the night shift," Dinolar snarled wading forth, "maybe if you ever woke up before noon in your sorry life, you would remember that!"

"I work more than you, you know how many fat rockheads come waddlin' through the mines?!"

"HEY!" The dodongo barked thumping his foot. "Boss is coming, sit your asses down."

They stifled themselves and sat back into the heated lake, lithe slender lizards alongside thick-bodied saurians that soaked up the riches from the spring. Their blood rejuvenated to its peak, but at the same time they became so lethargic they never wanted to move as the small group of reptilians felt a shudder in the pool that rippled across the steam.

Trembling from the cavern depths a great shadow appeared at the entrance. They gulped as the water dipped, a quake approaching as a monstrous beast reaching up to 12 feet lumbered forth with the grace of a living statue. A grand dodongo with the face of a sharp-nosed turtle, grand tusks poking from the sides of his mouth, and a body that looked to be sculpted from pure stone with hard rippling arms of bouldered fists and thick-pillared legs.

"Out. Now."

They rushed out immediately with a heavy splash, the beasts scrabbling down the halls to find another room as the great king of Death Mountain sunk his heavy body into the water. Groans of sated bliss filled the room with a deep sigh that made the walls shudder with crumbling rock, the dirt and filament slipping off his form like a second skin to be broken down by the volcanic spring. He almost slept off for the next fifteen minutes with eyes closed, as his head sunk under the surface briefly to leave only his snout exposed, raising himself back up with a soaked-clean body.

"Hhhhhhhh...ohhhh, not even Ganon could spoil this."

"I wouldn't tempt fate."

Someone tapped his shoulder as he lurched with a fierce swipe at the one behind him.

"You know you could hit me better if you lost weight."

The voice slipped from one ear to the other as he grabbed for the unseen beast.

"I hope you realise sweating it off is not the ONLY way to lose weight."

"SHUT, up." The king crushed his fist into a chunk of rock. "You want business, you speak to me after."

"Now what makes you think I would have business with his Majesty?"

Flying through the air was a long red serpent, a legless body of deep amber and crimson shades that undulated like living magma flowing through his slender form of 15 feet. He dove into the waters and coiled himself partly, resting his thin bony arms against the opposite shore of the spring facing the King Dodongo directly.

"You're not the only ruler of this mountain you know."

"Find another spring you snake-ass punk!" snorted the beast spreading his arms.

"Now now, we're all subterranean reptiles here, I have just as much right as you do to enjoy this lovely spring."

"I'm TRYING to relax," he clenched his diamond teeth.

"As am I." The serpent grinned from jade pupils in his stone skull. "Even LEGENDS such as myself need their moments of peace, if anything I have more right here than some overgrown beast."

"You wanna say that again?!" The king rose up like the kaiju from the depths to splash the serpent. "You ain't KING Volvagia, aren't you?!"

"I don't need a title," said the snake presenting himself, "I am a CONCEPT, of fear and reverence. Mmmmph goodness even Nayru would whore herself just to dip her feet into this spring."

"Ughhh," the goliath smouldered phlegm from the back of his throat, "bad enough I have to share this mountain with Gorons."

"You eat them do you not?"

"Still gotta live here with them whinin' on about shit."

"Ohoh I know that feeling," Volvagia grinned with slitted eyes.

"Don't you got a bath in your damn temple?!"

"Well, SOMEONE woke up the wrong side of the caldera this morning. For someone who cannot tolerate bombs you certainly have an explosive temper."

"HMPH."

He crossed his arms and slammed his back against the stone rim.

"And as for your question, the bath may be fitting but it is nowhere NEAR as perfect as this place...so tell me, why so mad?"

The serpent slithered his body through the spring to slip up beside the king.

"Trying to kick the smoking habit?"

His Majesty said nothing, stiffening his jaw with clenching teeth of hardened diamond as he contemplated burning a thick wad of magma from his throat to melt the snake's head.

"I know that you and I have our differences, what with you in these dismal caverns and me in the SACRED fire temple, but surely we are both aiming towards the same thing yes, the conquering of Hyrule for the great King of Evil?"

"Only til he's finished conquering," the king turned away crossing his arms, "he promised me half the mountain, you get your half too."

"So why not meet in the middle?" He placed his claws on Dodongo's back.

"Because," he shook him off and pressed his face against the skull, "I don't see Gorons missing their temple anytime soon, they'll starve to death before thinkin' of going in there."

"...how tragic." He smiled curling a long clawed finger down the thick cragged chin. "But you must care for me if you even considered the fact I must starve...such a sweet Dodongo you are."

"Ugh!" The regal smacked his hand back.

"You know I've always sensed something more beneath your animosity, your Majesty...something you've wanted for many nights but perhaps a bit too...afraid of how I would react."

His body stiffened at the unseen other hand of Volvagia, one that slipped beneath the surface of the water to gently stroke down his thick musclegut and press against his crotch. Something started to grow, sprouting from his slit which flowered open from the naga's touch as his thin fingers slipped around it. Then he felt the serpent's greater heat, his slenderous body curving close against the King Dodongo's side to grind something slick and burning wet upon his thight.

"GEDDOFF!" He shoved him back with both hands. "Don't even think about trying that shit again you damn snake! You know what screw this I'm done."

Lumbering out of the hot spring with his thick tail splashing the pool, he dragged himself out of the heat with a snarling grunt as his thick muscular back tensed with frustration. He stared down at his peeking cock, flaring red with a prodding head that begged for attention but he wouldn't stoop to that. Certainly not in front of Volvagia who he was too angry with to notice his fiendish scheme. The moment he tried to raise his foot from the water however, something pulled him hard as his other foot tripped against something.

"Come now my liege."

"HNNGH!"

"I thought you loved bathing here."

He turned to see Volvagia's grin, his head leering down above him with half his body submerged to wrap slowly round King Dodongo's feet. Trying to scrabble out with one hand whilst swinging at him with the other, the royal beast felt the serpent's body roll higher up against his legs and turn him round with a hard flex of his muscular coils to end up facing him.

"At least let me entertain you," Volvagia hissed flicking his forked tongue upon his face, "or rather, allow me to expand your imagination."

"You got two seconds 'fore I break your horns off an' shove them up yer ass."

"There's no need." He pressed his claws against the thick-bouldered chest. "I'd be more than willing, without such threats."

"Get, OFF!"

"Are you sure this isn't what you want your Majesty? Such a gorgeous body you have, so shapely of its igneous bulk, twould be a terrible shame to have it so..disrespected without its worship."

Dodongo tightened his arms beneath the surface as he felt the snake's lower body wrap round his waist, pushing his belly upwards whilst Volvagia's upper body looped between his thighs. He felt his pulsing erection grind against the naga's length, a long tapering tip that almost hooked Dodongo's glans and pulled it forwards with a gasp.

"Hhhaaaahhhh...sssssuch a wondrous heat."

"Yer a real cocky son of a bitch."

"Well that's just mean, and here I am trying to relax you."

"Well you're bad at it, now get the fuck off."

"But I want to admire you my liege...that wondrous metamorphic sculpt, your thick contours and..."

He bent forwards with a long gliding lick across the belly before sliding further down to taste the head of Dodongo's meat peeking above the water.

"Mmmmhhhh...such a rich musk befitting of your title."

Pushing his body upwards, the naga uncoiled his body enough to present his own burning cock as a long fully-sprouted stalk of glowing amber. From the slit between his scales he dangled it high over the cavernous mouth of the king who watched the pre drip on his face with a pulsing head that drooled on his snarling lips. Biting his teeth, the King Dodongo took a deep breath and gave a cautious lick with his fat thick tongue across the head of the dragon's penis.

Volvagia slipped his head down to return the favour, showing his gratitude as he opened his maw and swallowed the king's bulbous length, sucking the head for a testing taste as the dodongo ingratiated him with a gentle thrust of his hips. They both relished the feeling of each other's tongues, Dodongo's colder than Volvagia's but still lavished with heat from their steaming throats.

"NNNRRRGH!"

"G-GHHHRK!"

The king was surprised to feel Volvagia's throat completely consume his shaft, deepthroating with his long neck and a hissing shudder that swallowed the fat dodongo dick to its base until the serpent's snout kissed between his thighs. He tasted silicate and granite, moaning as he suckled harder which caused the king to respond with grunting gulps, not wanting to be outdone by this snake of the temple. Volvagia tasted spicy, like molten silt which excited the royal beast in a way he did not want to admit.

Dodongo's tongue was thick and heavy, what it lacked in grace it more than made up for its width in flattening against Volvagia's length to almost wrap it fully in its embrace like a choking fire blanket. The naga in turn was versatile and thin, slipping his forked tongue round in a spiral to helter-skelter at the bottom and coiling to squeeze the plump flesh harder.

"Mmmmmhhh...glllrrrk!" The serpent slipped his mouth free. "Does my Majesty enjoy this?"

"Nnn-nnnrrrgh!"

"You want my cum, yes? My rich virile seed the goddesses themselves would desire?"

He curled his muscular tail round the king's head, pushing him up whilst forcing his spear further down his throat with a dominant gasp before he kept sucking on the dodongo's hardened meat. Sometimes he deepthroated him lightning-fast with a teasing clench that would incite him closer towards the climax. But even the serpent of legend had his limits when he pulled himself off with a shudder.

"If you're s-so...hungry, then I, a-aaah...mmmmmhhhh...I shall, give it to you, t-twofold-U-UNNNNGH!"

Despite being on top, his stamina was not as great as the King Dodongo's, his long perfidious body twitched to a climactic bliss as his spurting cum shot deep into the royal throat, filling it plenty with seed that to any mortal would burn like acid but to a King Dodongo was comfortably warm, gulping it down with deep rumblings of his gullet.

The defiling serpent let him win this round, if only so he could take the king better for round two with a snarl that sent shivers of heat through the regal obelisk. Dodongo stuttered between gulps at the sensation that surged through his loins, his smile unseen in triumph as he swallowed every drop of the rich demonic semen. To drive the point further on his supremacy, he bucked fully into Volvagia's throat when he came in turn, groaning with suppressed roar as he flooded the snake's throat.

"NNRRRAARGH!"

"MM-GLLRK-KHHRH!"

The sudden cough almost made Dodongo laugh, feeling Volvagia's eyes burn into his mind as the serpent gulped the entire cock with plumping throat that sucked the shaft with each swallow he made. The royal's seed was much saltier, strong with bitter musk that the naga drank with hissing shudders down his long molten body.

"H-haaah...nnnnrrrgh...had enough you snake?"

"H-h-hhhhhyessss." The viper pulled free with a smirk from his toothy expression. "Such a mighty king you are."

With a forceful pull of his taut crimson body, he tugged the king to the side of the pool and propped him up against the side of the boiling spring. His long slender form wrapped fully round the thick dodongo's form with his serpent shaft aiming straight at the juicy rear beneath the waters.

"Now sit upon your THRONE!"

"GHH-GRHHHHAAAAAARGH!"

Pushing him down hard Volvagia impaled the royal rump, gasping at the tightness as the lava snake started to fuck with firm pumping thwaps. Feeling the King Dodongo open up as the muscular walls crushed against his meat, like a shifting tectonic plate, the python licked his heated tongue across the mountain-lizard's cheek who shivered and snarled with squinting eye.

"How does it feel? Mmmm? Such a fine seat you have upon my regal staff."

"NNNGH, n-nnngh f-fuck, you shit-eating bastard!"

"Ohh, you can return the favour if you so wish."

He flicked his tongue across the thick turtle snout, moaning breaths of steam against Dodongo's face as his monstrous pole throbbed even harder from the thinner length drilling deep inside. Despite the long pale form he had Volvagia was surprisingly strong, keeping Dodongo in place as his lower body undulated with a whip-like motion to pump his ass harder. His walls rippled with thick slow motions, grinding creaks like wood about to break as his anal muscles pulled the naga in with glazed eyes and a growing lust.

They stared upon each other, incensed by the heat as he weakly offered his lips. Volvagia took him gladly with a deepened kiss, his tongue winning out in a passionate dance that wrapped round the thick muscular slab in Dodongo's mouth, a triumphant grin on the serpent's lips now turned to surprise from how he was offered such a kiss. But he took it gladly, moaning deep into the cavern-beast as he glided his tongue across the inside of his cheeks and opened his own throat to the deep flat tongue of the king, whilst pushing deeper into the regent's ass.

His pre started to glisten over the walls, smearing them with clear crystalline milk as the muscles pulled hard causing Volvagia to gasp suddenly into Dodongo's throat. His hands slenderous slipped across the sturdy thick belly, stroking over the chest and caressing his folds of granite as he kissed further within, almost licking the back of Dodongo's throat with insatiable whimpers. But the dinosaur felt his climax approaching and took sudden control over the kiss, grabbing the back of Volvagia's head and plunging his tongue in deep, almost dipping him like the end of a waltz.

With a trembling moan he pushed back against the dragon's spear, pounding himself down to the hilt as Volvagia hissed from the dominant take, eyes half-closed as the huge tongue sucked and pumped into his mouth like a fat wet dick, drooling partly down his lip. He felt Dodongo cum against his chest, an earth-shattering roar channelling down his naga form when the king sprayed his jizz across his flesh and the waters of the hot spring. The tightening flex of Dodongo's muscles in orgasm sent Volvagia over the edge in turn, a shriek emanating from his lips as he pumped to the very depths of the mountain king.

"A-AAAAH, AAAAAAIIIH!"

"NNNNRRRRRRAAAAAAARGH!"

Flooding his hole with mythic seed, Volvagia bucked freely to make sure the royal's depths were painted in jizz, until it drooled out into the spring and smeared down his length. They parted their kiss in ovation, tongues dripping with a webbing strand as thick as a cable between them, as the serpent slipped his hand down to Dodongo's cock, stroking the last spurts from his loins with a sated grin.

"Sooooo..." he uncoiled his body from the king, "was it good for you too, your Highness?"

Dodongo smiled with a wide crusted beak, fangs at the edge framing his expression as he gave a careful stroke down the back of the snake's head to see him smile further. Then he pulled him deep into another kiss, shocking the serpent who gasped and almost tried to pull away before the tongue fucked his throat with a swollen plunge that made him nearly choke. He sucked hungrily upon it, fluttering his green eyes with a tender hiss before he felt the Dodongo King's large mitts grip his body in two places.

He struggled wondering what he was up to, but was lost in the valley of his tongue to do much as the deep-skinned saurian held him firmly like a bundle of rope, their pulsing lengths dripping freely into the spring as he lifted himself on his feet, spun himself round for momentum three times and hurled the naga straight towards the flow of lava cresting one of the walls. Volvagia yelped when his lips parted with a loud plap, suddenly burning against the thick magma which consumed his body and smothered him like warm glue when his form melted through its embrace.

"Next time I'll throw you down a pit," Dodongo snorted.

"PFFFHAH! Hhhhahahahahahahaa, HHHAAHAHAHAHAA!"

The cackling voice of Volvagia rang through the depths of Death Mountain, becoming a ghostly howl twisted by the lengthly passages sculpted by Din herself through the ages of Hyrule as the dreaded beast of the fire temple laughed. His fellow ruler walked from the spring and lumbered back into the dark, cum dripping under his tail whilst the sacred serpent swam back through the burning magma.