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Space Dandy: he's a dandy guy, in space. He combs the galaxy like his pompadour, on the hunt for aliens. Planet after planet he searches, discovering bizarre new species. Both friendly and not. These are the spectacular adventures of Space Dandy and his space crew, in space...

Another bottle rolls across the floor, empty and abandoned. Meow lays across the arm of the sofa, while Dandy sits down on the other side. The Betelgeusian lets out a small sigh, scratching his side lazily. The TV buzzes in the background, left unnoticed by the two of them as they both go for another bottle of booze.

"That last one was bullshit." Meow groans as he swats for a bottle, barely managing to get it before popping the top and drinking the contents.

"Eh, just like always dude. I'm telling you; they don't pay for new aliens like they used to."

"Then why do we keep doing it?"

"What else are we going to do? We stink at this, but we're worse at everything else."

Meow takes a sip of his alcohol, licking his lips. "Mmmm... I could always start a breeding station."

"A say what now?"

"You know, for the alien species the others get, they'll need somewhere to 'multiply'. Think about it, we'll get our pay, and if we're lucky, they'll work themselves out of a job. Ours will last way longer than theirs."

"Yeah, but who would pay us?" Dandy questions, drinking his own booze.

"Conservationists?"

"I guess so, but I think it may be charity work. And that shit doesn't pay well."

Meow slumps onto the ground with the ground, leaving his bottle unoccupied on the sofa. "Well, it's all we got."

Dandy gets up and heads to the other side, before his foot lands on a leftover can of pop. With a yelp, he slips and turns around mid air, landing on top of Meow awkwardly, his nose lands directly against the Betelgeusian's armpit. It takes a few moments for the man to realize where he is, pulling back as the somewhat sweet scent of the cat's pit covers his nose. He rubs at his nose, unable to smell anything other than Meow.

"What the hell?" Dandy asks, shaking his head in disgust.

"What? Like you haven't smelled worse..."

"No, I haven't!"

Meow grumbles and pushes the human away, getting up and moving to the couch, plopping himself onto it, frustrated. He looks away from Dandy as he gets up, arms crossed, a tinge of blush under his cheek fur. It looks like he's pissed off at something, but who can tell with the fur-ball.

"What the? What's up with you, dude?" The man asks, stomping over to the alien.

"It's nothing, just drop it, alright?" Meow responds shortly, keeping his gaze away from Dandy.

"No, we were having a good time, then you went all haywire on me."

"I said drop it!"

"No, that ain't happening."

"Just drop Dandy!"

"Why?"

"Because I love you, you damn jerk!" Meow shouts out, covering his maw once the words are out.

"Wow..." Dandy murmurs as dread falls over Meow's face. The Betelgeusian jumps out of the chair and runs off, slipping on a bottle before falling face first onto the ground, his butt raised up in the air. Dandy follows him slower, getting to him just as he pulls his head up, a deep shade of red over his face. "The hell was that, Meow?"

"I didn't say anything..."

"You know you did Meow."

"I..."

"Spill the beans perv."

"I'm not a perv!"

"Then talk to me and I'll stop calling you one."

"I won't talk! And... I'm not a perv for what... for what I didn't say." Meow grumbles, balling himself up.

Dandy gives the alien a soft kick. "Come on Meow."

"I... I don't want to say it again.

"You said you loved me."

"I didn't!"

"Then prove me wrong?"

Meow grumbles and looks away. "Sh-shut up..."

Dandy groans before starting to walk away.

"W-wait, Dandy... could you do me a favour?"

"Depends on what."

"Could you, um... help me relief myself?"

"'Relief yourself'? You're not asking me to help you pee, are you? You can't be that drunk."

"No! Not... not that. I mean..." Meow un-balls himself and pushes his butt out, right up into the air. "I mean this!"

"Wow, hold up dude. Are you asking me to fuck you?"

"No, I'm asking the universe to give my booty a 10 out of 10. Of course, I am... but, there's something else I wanted to ask too."

"And what's that?"

"Could you service my ass?"

Dandy pauses for a moment. "What...?"

"Just... a little... you know? A rimjob."

"If you want a good time, we could always go to BooBies."

"It's not just a good time."

"Are you sure?"

"Come on, it's an old Betelgeusian ritual. The dominant must service his sub before relief!" Meow shouts out, wiggling his hips in an attempt to be seductive.

"This isn't just another pervy thing, is it?" Dandy asks, looking away in disgust.

"I'm not a perv!"

"Will you stop shaking your ass like that?"

"Well, you didn't want to sniff my armpit, so this is the only other option!"

"Everything else is an option, like BooBies for one. And your..." Dandy eyes the Betelgeusian's balls with trepidation. "Assets, aren't exactly what I look for in a partner."

"A hole's a hole, please, just give it a go..."

"Meow..."

"Dude, I'm... I know I'm needy. I just thought you; an ass obsessed man, would help me get some relief."

"Hey, I'm a booby man. And as big as your butt is, it's not the same."

"Is it because I'm too masculine?" Meow replies with a smug smirk. "I know you're also an ass man... is it because of my balls?"

"What?"

Meow tucks his balls in front of his thick legs, so only his booty is on show. Adding a feminine overtone to his voice. "Does this help you, Dandy-man?"

"You're making no sense."

"It'll smell better..."

"Really?"

"Yeah, it's how we attract mates. The women of my species are dominant, and we all have our own musks to attract them. It's where our rituals come from."

"So, your mates eat you out before they let you fuck them?" Dandy asks, pretty sure he was being pranked.

"Yeah, basically. But... I could never find someone to scratch my itch just right."

"Is that why you're all pent up?"

"Yeah! I'm... I'm a loser, alright? Never got any action. Couldn't get off even if someone 'scented' me."

Dandy rubs the back of his head before letting out a groan. "Do you really need to be so... subby?"

"Only when I haven't cum!"

After a moment, Dandy slowly gets to his knees, his eyes focused on the glistening crack. Meow bites his lip and spreads his cheeks, showing the human his tight hole. The sweet scent hits Dandy's nose and he grimaces, string something inside himself. As he draws closer, the smell just grows deeper stronger. His trousers begin to tent up, making the man blush deeply.

"Fucking perv..." Dandy whispers, trying not to look at the winking hole.

Meow squirms slightly, his plump backside ripples slightly as he moves it up.

"D-don't make me beg again Dandy, just... just one sniff is all I'm asking for." Meow whimpers, keeping his cheeks spread, his hole opening slightly. Small specs of sweat cover his wrinkled skin, being the only things on his backside. "I've made sure to keep myself clean."

"How?"

Meow sticks his tongue out with a feminine moan. "I'm... I'm a cat you idiot. Now please, just one try."

Dandy lowers his head and grimaces slightly, hating to see the Betelgeusian like this. "Will you... will you stop begging like this? It's embarrassing..."

"Then pleasure me!"

Dandy slowly moves closer and takes a sniff of the feline's hole, shivering at the sweet scent emanating from the tight sphincter. Meow moans out as the human does this, licking his lips as his hole clenches tight at the feeling. Once again, Dandy sniffs, the smell of the Betelgeusian's backside slowly growing on him.

The next move is to lick, if he is going to do this, Dandy is gonna do it right. Over and over, his tongue moves up the cat's fluffy backside, moaning out as he moves up and down the cleft made by the pillow-like ass cheeks. The taste is better than the smell, pushing Dandy even further. He kneads Meow's cheeks, his fingers grinding and digging into the fur covered skin. It feels kinda like hardened Jell-O, and is just as sweet.

"That's it... give me your best shot, Dandy-man." Meow moans out, beginning to jerk his giant shaft.

"Hmm?" Dandy moans in response. "Whm dnm yomn meemn calng mn thnm? (Why do you keep calling me that?)"

"It's a-fuck... a reverence; Hellsing Ultimate... the abridged series-fuck! Nev-nevermind."

"Dmmn mamm rrmernces! (Don't make references!)"

"And don't talk with your mouth full, now... don't stop baby..." Meow wiggles his backside again, his cheeks slapping the sides of Dandy's face softly.

He grumbles in response, but continues to give the lazy cat his rimjob, practically making out with the warm, sweat covered crack. After a minute or so, the heat from Meow's ass makes the human pull away, gasping and coughing slightly. The Betelgeusian's whines as his main source of pleasure is taken away from him, grabbing his balls and massaging them softly. He then moves his paw to his nose, sniffing his own musk, just to try and get some more pleasure.

"Dandy, why-why'd you stop? It felt so good!" Meow moans out, blushing deeply at being reduced to begging to be fucked.

"You subby little cat, you really liked that, didn't you?" Dandy asks back with a cocky grin as he undresses, staying on his knees.

"I... y-yes, I loved it!"

"Well, you're gonna love this. Get on your back."

"Wh-wha?"

"On your back, just do it."

Meow whimpers softly as he does so, looking up at the human in pure need. "What now?"

"Just keep that tight, little ass nice and relaxed." Dandy grins wider as he grabs an ass cheek in each hand, lifting the effeminate cat's ass up to meet his hips. "Fuck, you've got a really plump ass, bet I could pound it all day and not get tired."

"Well, I do just lay around..."

"It works, must look good rippling on the thrust in."

"Why don't you give it a test?" Meow asks, looking up at Dandy with a small, shy smirk.

"Ask me properly, ask me to fuck you."

"Please Dandy... fuck your lazy cat, he needs to be taught his place."

Dandy moves over the cat's cock and kisses his nose. "That's my no-good kitty."

Meow blushes even deeper, looking up to the ceiling. Grabbing at the floor with one paw as Dandy's cock tip makes contact with his asshole. Dandy hotdogs the cat's ass slowly, taking in the sight of his cock running up and down the fluffy ass crack. It looks perfect to him, like his giant butt was made to surround Dandy's shaft. The Betelgeusian moans out and closes his eyes, biting his lips when the cock tip pushes into his hole.

Spreading his hole feels amazing to Dandy, the tight ring giving way, barely any resistance to his nicely sized cock. The human couldn't deny it, an ass is an ass. And this one? Looks fucking amazing taking cock. But for Meow, it hurts to all hell. His claws unsheath and he gives a feral meow, clamping down onto the cock instinctively before relaxing. Panting softly, his ass gets lifted even higher as Dandy gets a better angle to fuck.

"Mmm, that's a good kitty. Take my cock, pussy-cat." Dandy mocks, getting half of his cock down into the warmth.

"I'm... I'm not a cat!" Meow growls and hisses slightly.

"Don't you worry, you'll always be my pervy kitty."

"I'm not a- ah! A cat!" Meow screams out, feeling his ass yield to Dandy's length. "I'm not a perv!"

The human moves slightly and pushes the cat's large cock tip into his own maw. Meow gags slightly as the first few inches pushes between his lips, the taste of fish fills his mouth and he moans even deeper. Once Dandy is a good portion inside the feline, he pulls back to the tip, plopping Meow's cock out of his mouth. A trail of clear saliva and pre-cum mix connects his mouth and cock, snapping after a few moments.

"Oh, fuck Dandy! Do that again!" Meow shouts out, the pain in his ass slowly turning around to pleasure. "I fucking love fish!"

"Hold up, fish? You mean you taste like-?"

"Fish! Unadulterated fish! I must eat so much to make my cock taste like it."

"Well, you are what you eat I guess." Dandy half grumbles, making the mental note to keep away from his shlong. "Gross..."

Getting back to the important business, the human begins thrusting into the Betelgeusian's ass. With a smile, he watches every thrust in, enjoying the ripples of fur covered flesh on entry. Meow repositions himself so his cock never has to leave his mouth, and with every new centimeter of human cock that enters him, an inch of his own length pushes into his maw. Soon enough his throat his being stretched over and over, gagging and moaning with every movement.

Meow's ears fall back, gulping his pre-cum as he suckles on his cock. His tongue escapes his maw and begins to pleasure as much of the large length as he can. Every movement, every taste. It all mixes together in his mouth, drawing a deep, guttural moan from the base of his throat. Rumbling along his cock, causing even more pleasure within his center.

"Fuck dude... do you have to moan so loud?" Dandy asks, his thrusts slowing down.

Meow suddenly grabs onto the man's chest and brings him face to angry, cock filled face. 'Don't fucking stop you idiot! Destroy my ass like you fucking mean it!'

"Hey, I'm not the pervy little cat getting off on his own cock stank."

'I'm not a perv! I'm a cock hungry slut! Not give me what I need!' Meow thinks angrily, letting out an angry moan.

"Ok, ok... just let me go."

'Not until you give me a cream filling!'

Dandy grumbles again and begins to thrust once more, burying his cock deep into Meow's large backside. This time, he begins to actually enjoy this, hating the fact he's actually enjoying a big, sweaty, fur covered ass. Each thrust brings him more and more pleasure. After a few minutes, the man is bent over Meow, halfway thrusting into the Betelgeusian and pushing the cat's head down onto his own shaft.

"Oh, fuck Meow... you've got one tight ass!" Dandy shouts out, pressing his chest against the cat's rock-hard cock.

'That's it! Don't fucking stop!' Meow thinks out, feeling more and more cock fill his mouth. After a few moments, his balls press against his nose and the tip of his cock pushes into his stomach. All Meow wants to do is sniff his sack, but every attempt just flares his nostrils. 'Oh, come on! I'm so close, I just need the scent.'

Dandy keeps the Betelgeusian in this position, ramming his cock down into the hot, musky crevice. His pants and groans mix with the gagging and purring sounds radiating from Meow's throat. Every push in slaps the man's balls against the cat's fluffy ass, adding to the symphony of sounds created by their love making.

"Oh, fuck Meow... why do you feel so fucking good?" Dandy half asks, grinding his length into the hot, wet, clamping depths.

Meow doesn't respond, feeling his mind wheel from the overload of sensations and lack of oxygen. His hole instinctively clamps down on Dandy, milking the length as he tries to pull away from his own cock. But with his back against the ground, and his ass against a hard ramming. A pressure builds in the Betelgeusian's balls, along with their size, his sack growing with his testicles. Every moment brings the orgasm closer to the edge, making the cat's eyes roll back to the back of his head.

'So close...' Meow thinks faintly.

With a grunt, Meow's balls pull up against his body and begin pushing thick jizz through his tubes. His cock bulges slightly with the amount of cum shooting through the length, the bulge moving up from base to tip slowly, agonizingly slow for the Betelgeusian. But finally, his cum reaches his stomach, shot after shot of creamy seed expands his midsection. The cat's sensitive ears can hear his belly being filled, creating a very nice mixture of sounds to him.

In an instinctive reaction, Meow clamps down onto Dandy's cock, milking his length on a bestial level. Dandy puts a hand onto the Betelgeusian's head and pets him slightly, continuing to thrust himself into the feline, trying to focus on how cute he is. The cat's belly bulges further as time passes, reaching its limit the moment that Dandy feels his own orgasm coming on.

"Oh fuck... I'm gonna cum Meow, make me cum Meow!" Dandy shouts out, grabbing his back and pulling the smaller alien up, slamming into him as hard as he can. Once again, the Betelgeusian gets filled with seed, barely making a dent in the size of his belly. Heavy breaths escape the human's mouth as he drops the cat, making the poor kitty slump to the ground. Meow's cock pulls out of his stomach and plops from his maw, leaving the feline a cum covered mess on the ground.

"Oh fuck... kitty got his cream..." Meow moans out wetly, breathing deeply from the exertion.

"How the... fuck did you... hold your breath for so long?" Dandy asks as he looks down at the Betelgeusian.

"Special gift of my species... when we're aroused, we can take in oxygen... through other means."

"Why didn't you tell... me about it before?"

"Because the writer didn't think it up until he wrote this part."

"Doesn't he plan shit?"

"Fuck no, too much work, way too lazy."

"Well, we'd know about that..." Dandy pulls Meow up against his chest, the cat feels heavier somehow after the cum filled his belly.

Meow pushes his head against the human's chest, sniffing slightly.

"Dandy, could you say my name... my real one I mean." Meow mutters against Dandy's chest, panting softer as his belly sloshes from the cum held within. "Please, I... I need it."

Dandy thinks for a moment, the silence stretching onwards.

"Mymyamo..."

"Ok, Mymyamo." He whispers into the Betelgeusian's ear, rubbing the sore part of his back softly.

Meow blushes deeply at the act, rubbing his muzzle against Dandy's neck. "Thank you, Dandy..."

"Don't sweat it, Mymyamo."

"Dandy?"

"Yeah?"

"We stink of sex and booze..." Meow whispers, sniffing softly.

"Wanna grab a shower?"

"No, this... this is a good smell."

"To you maybe..." Dandy trails off.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Groans the Betelgeusian.

"Perv."

Meow keeps his muzzle against the human's neck, closing his eyes. "I'm not a perv."

"You know I'm right."

He keeps quiet, keeping his eyes closed.

"Wanna prove me right?"

"Huh?"

"Get on that belly, present that big butt of yours."

With a groan, Meow opens an eye and looks up at Dandy, the yellow orb glinting in the light. Meow moves up slightly and kisses Dandy on the lips, moving his paws to the human's cheeks, keeping him in place, right where the Betelgeusian wants him. A small whimper escapes his throat while the human is frozen. After a few moments, he pulls back reluctantly.

He smiles and moves off of Dandy, and onto his belly. His hands and feet barely able to carry the bulging mass without dragging it on the ground. Once he is in position, he balances himself onto his belly slightly, tilted forward slightly so his butt is raised. He can feel the cum sloshing inside his belly, making him blush with a small hiccup.

"What's next?" Meow asks lazily, swishing his tail from side to side.

"Close your eyes and imagine me fucking you."

"Huh? But you just did that..."

"Trust me, I'm testing something out."

Meow gives him a questioning look, before closing his eyes and doing as he's told. Once the images run through his head, his backside begins to tingle. Starting off soft and far away, but it grows and draws closer to the Betelgeusian with every new, dirty image inside his head. The tingling turns into a phantom sensation, of Dandy fucking him once again.

"O-oh fuck... Dandy, wha-what's happening?"

"An old Betelgeusian trick. You mentioned not having a previous sex buddy, so I realised that you probably wouldn't know about this. Didn't you ever wonder why most Betelgeusian's don't tend to worry about sex?"

"B-because... they always get sex! If I had it all the time, then I wouldn't be worrying about it."

"Nah, even I think about sex all the time. But with you guys? Your body can replicate mating sessions, especially the first time." Dandy grins maliciously, moving forward and groping a butt cheek.

Meow's ass clenches and twitches as the sensations moves even further, his body trembles in response. His cock begins to twitch again, growing out from Meow's sheath. "Oh Dandy... it feels like you're fucking me. Like, really hard."

"You're a good little perv, aren't you?"

"N-n-no..."

"Your body is built to be pervy, just accept it."

"D-Dandy, you're... you tease..."

Dandy kneads the Betelgeusian's ass softly, watching him become flustered and blush-y again. "Yeah, I'm the tease. You walk around with this all day, as if you own the place. But you like being owned, don't you?"

"Y-y-yes... I-I wanted you to put me in my place. To show me who owns my ass."

Dandy slaps an ass cheek harshly, receiving a moan from the cat. "And who owns this big, plump, girly butt?"

"You do Dandy, you own me."

"Good little perv."

"Nnng!" Meow bites his lip and squirms, his toes curl tightly, his soft beans moving over one another.

With a smile, Dandy moves to the alien's front, petting his cheek while he grinds his cock against his muzzle. "Now, think you could multi-task for me, little guy? If you do a good job, I'll give you a treat."

"A... a treat?"

"Yeah, open up Mymyamo."

Meow does as he's told, parting his lips, licking the tip as it moves into his maw. The length tastes like cum and butt stank, but he keeps going, even pushing for more. This is pure bliss to the Betelgeusian, a cock pushing into his throat, with the sensation of a cock fucking his ass. His throat clamps down onto the length, milking the hard cock with his lips and tongue.

"Fuck Mymyamo, your throat feels even better than your ass." Dandy gasps, beads of sweat forming on his forehead. "Make sure this lasts, ok? Just... just act like a fleshlight."

'Fleshlight?'

"Human thing, keep your lips locked, try not to gulp too much."

'Easy for you to say...' Meow internally groans, looking up at the human.

"Your eyes look so fucking good down there... gotta do this more often."

With a roll of his eyes, Meow just relaxes and lets Dandy use his mouth. The thrusts start of slow and drawn out as usual, but soon build up and become harsher. With the rising rhythm, the Betelgeusian could feel the large ball sack slap against his chin even harder, making him wonder how it didn't hurt at least a little. Seconds turn into minutes and soon enough, the two are coming again, spraying each other in cum. They fall on top of each, balls to face, panting out deeply.

"Fuck..." Dandy whispers.

"Dandy?"

"Yeah?"

"Get your balls out of my face..."

"You know you love it."