the UGV pandemic

Story by sdk on SoFurry

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underwear critter virus lets go


Dan rose out of his sofa. The TV was blasting with words, as a news report was on.

"There is a current pandemic going on right now. It is a contagious pathogen known as UGV that latches onto the entire body. The symptoms consist of a roughly textured colourful skin comparable to fabric, with various orifices on the body being covered up by patches of said skin growing over them, an extra appendage growing under the back, loose webs between each finger and toe resembling mitts, and these don't start showing until later on. While the actual interval is unknown, there are widespread rumours that the symptoms are unleashed during a full moon, though scientists dispute this information. The UGV recently had a single confirmed case in Koityn Duyvil, so that city is now under quarantine. The recommended way to avoid spreading the virus is to wash your hands, cover your mouth while sneezing or coughing, and wear a face mask when going outside."

What is this about? Fabric skin disease? Dan got a call from his boss.

"Due to the quarantine, business will have to hold and all our employees will continue to be paid at home under vacation days."

Dan couldn't believe it. Vacation payments during the quarantine? If UGV really is this bad, he'd hate to have it. Dan felt his own stomach vibrate. Opening the refrigerator, in front of him was a lack of sufficient food supply. Should he go to the store to stock up on canned chicken, or spend the quarantine fasting and not taking a risk?

Dan reluctantly walked out his front door, ready to confront death. All of the other houses were closed off, window blinds shut. Nobody else was walking on the streets, seemingly stocked up on food. This meant there was nobody to buy the food that Dan wanted. There was the store, no cars parked near it, and yet somehow still open in such a crisis.

As he came in, there was a single cashier just sitting down, nothing to do. The same 10 or so ambient songs were still playing over the store's radio, ironically adding an atmosphere of dread. The store had much less inventory than it did before. Despite that, there was still no shortage of canned chicken, so Dan snatched a 6-pack and hungrily spedrun to the cashier. The cashier, to put it lighty, did not have a happy face. When Dan put the 6-pack on the conveyor, the cashier just swiped the item over the scanner, and did so without even making eye contact to Dan.

"How much is it?" asked Dan.

The cashier did not wait for Dan to finish, and instead pointed at the total price on the screen. Dan took 3 paper bills and handed them over to him. The cashier just took them.

"Uh, can I have some change?"

As soon as Dan started his sentence, the cashier punched the cash register open, and threw 2 silver coins at the counter, while muttering something Dan could not pick up. Not wanting to escalate the situation, Dan just put the coins in his wallet and walked away. Dan could not take his eyes off of the cashier, and how stubborn he was to rush each purchase through at a store with no other customers.

On the way back, he saw a quite familiar guy walk into his view, in what appears to be a light brown cloak with no footwear on.

"Oh, it's you!" The man exclaimed as he ran to Dan, not taking any pain from the rough, rigid pavement. "I haven't witnessed you since college! Where have you been, Dan?"

Dan answered. "I have a job as a sports clothing store cashier. Or had, as the quarantine paused all work there."

"Oh, a clothing store? Didn't we share a server management class last year?"

"I couldn't find a job like that. It seemed the companies were all filled up with network administrators. I simply had no choice but to work at a store selling clothes. That said, doesn't look like you're in a good situation either. What happened?"

"I... uh... got into a dispute with my parents and lost my home."

"Really?! And you didn't get to keep anything?"

"Nope. Had to leave home bare handed."

"Oh man..."

"But I don't want to get worked up over my family. Would you like to help me cool down?"

"Uhm... What?"

"I have nowhere to go, nowhere to stay, and no one else is willing to let me in..."

"Okay then. Just make sure you're not carrying any giant rats."

"Thank you! And I'm not. I promise."

Dan and his friend arrive at Dan's home. Dan sticks his keycard into the keyslot, making the door automatically pave the way for his friend. Why did Dan let a person in during this pandemic? You never know who could have UGV, it could have infected your family, it could have infected your friends, it could have infected you without you even being aware of it. Dan had to put off these thoughts, as he just wanted to be a decent person and help this somebody he used to know.

"Oh, and I... don't kno-- I mean don't remember your name. Can you please get my brain connections working?"

"My name is Pauline."

Pauline. How could Dan forget such an unusual name for a boy? Dan lent his eyes to Pauline's smooth face, devoid of any facial hair you'd expect from a man his age, and surrounded by a round head shape also unusual for a boy. He wasn't just handsome, he was pretty.

"Oh my... you are beautiful..." said Dan.

"You really think so?"

"Yup. Feel free to take a bath over there." Dan pointed to the small room at the corner.

"Thankyouthankyouthaaankyou!" yelled Pauline right before he ran to the bathroom and closed the door. Dan went to the kitchen, and opened his newly bought can of chicken. He eagerly emptied the liquid out of the can and dropped the rest of the contents into a metal bowl. He then opened a jar of mayonnaise, and forked out a small amount. He then quickly stirred the chicken and the mayonnaise, until the chicken salad was ready.

Chicken salad in hand, Dan dropped down on his couch, already exhausted from the unexpected social interaction. There was another news report on TV.

"The Koityn Duyvil city committee would like to issue an official public service announcement related to the UGV quarantine. They want you to know that if you see any homeless person walking down the streets, avoid contact with them. Don't let them into your home, don't accept any gifts from them, for they are at a high risk of having UGV. Wash your hands, sneeze into your elbow, constantly check the mirror for any unusual patches of skin, and have a safe evening."

There's no way Pauline would have the virus. He hasn't been homeless for that long. Dan had to find every reason he can think of to rule out the possibility of Pauline having UGV. He opened the window blinds and saw that the moon was only a crescent. He was hoping that the full moon rumour was true, he'll take anything to give UGV some form of predictability. As he observed the moon, he heard the bathroom open.

"Man, I'm starving." complained a naked Pauline with a towel around his waist.

"You can have one of my chicken cans. Feel free to use my mayonnaise to make chicken salad." permitted Dan.

"Thank you." replied Pauline as he ran to the kitchen. Pauline then came back with a bowl of chicken salad. Deciding to sit on the same couch as Dan, Dan couldn't help but notice Pauline didn't bother using any utensils, or even hands, to eat. Pauline instead leaned over his food and took a bite out of it using only his mouth, eating like a dog. Dan struggled to continue bringing his piece of chicken salad to his mouth and chewing it. Pauline looked at him, apparently noticing his stare.

"Enjoying the show?" remarked Pauline. Dan had to come up with an answer.

"Yes." said Dan, hoping Pauline isn't detecting his lie.

"That's not going to be the only thing you'll enjoy tonight..." Dan blushed. Was he flirting with him? Not wanting to continue the conversation, Dan quickly rushed the rest of the chicken salad into his mouth, barely chewing it before swallowing, and ran to the kitchen.

As Dan washed the dishes, he began to think. Is he ready to have a roommate in his own house? Is he ready to have a boyfriend? Will he and Pauline get married someday? Dan tried desperately to shut off his thoughts. Washing dishes requires concentration. He aggressively sponged his way through all dishes and utensils in the sink, sure that these dishes would be clean and devoid of UGV.

After Dan finished, he didn't see Pauline in the livingroom. He went to his room and what the heck? Pauline has already stripped naked? And he's on his bed? Is this a dream?

"We haven't decided on where you will sleep yet!" screamed Dan anxiously.

"I have decided to sleep on the bed." replied Pauline.

"But I'm sleeping there!"

"Me too. With you."

Dan blushed again. He did not know what Pauline meant to imply, but whatever it was, Dan was not prepared for it.

"I would love for you to sit here..." said Pauline in a suggestive manner. Dan complied, after taking off his shoes.

"You won't need these..." Pauline carefully and gently pulled Dan's socks off.

"...or these..." Pauline pulled Dan's pants down, exposing his light green briefs.

"...or this..." Pauline pulled Dan's shirt off, being careful around his arms.

"...and you certainly don't need this.." Pauline pushed Dan's underwear down, but not before giving his crotch a squeeze.

"Now you're all set."

All the lights in Dan's house were off. It was dark out, no clouds in sight, only small balls of space gas, light years away, and a crescent visible in the sky. The only light in Dan's room is the moonlight, shining for such a special occasion.

Pauline sat up. "Now lay down." Dan laid down on the bed. Pauline rubbed his cock until it stood up, ready for action. Pauline gently raised his arse up, and hovered over the dick. His arse then prepared for landing, slowly dropping down. Dan's penis struggled against Pauline's anus. Pauline put both of his hands in his arse crack, pulling the cheeks away from each other, helping open the anus further, ready for a load. Dan's glans fit tight inside Pauline's arse, but it was a good start. Pauline did not stop lowering, fitting the rest of Dan's dick into his anus. When he was sure his anus had enough, Pauline rode Dan like a horse machine, moving up and down. Dan hasn't felt so close to the climax since ever. Dan's dick spurted loads of sperm juice inside Pauline's arse, in the process making Pauline's penis shoot a load of his own. Dan then suddenly noticed a piece of fabric on Pauline's arse that wasn't there before.

He tried pulling it off, but Pauline reacted in pain, acting as if his skin was being pulled. Could this be because of UGV? The very UGV that caused this quarantine in the first place? The pink fabric spread, replacing the skin around it. The skin inside the arse crack was beginning to push out Dan's dick until Pauline's arse was crack-free. The fabric then spread out the sides, with a waistband growing on top, making it look like Pauline was wearing a pair of underwear. That is, a pair permanently fused to his skin. A lizard like tail grew above his arse, huge in size. The fabric only continued down Pauline's legs, and spread up his back. The toes of his feet became webbed, the skin further loosening up until each toe was indistinguishable, like permanent underwear socks. Embarrassed, Pauline turned to look at Dan. The skin around his crotch was loosening up, and so was the skin of his genitals, making Pauline's penis become nothing more than a bulge trapped under permanently fused underwear skin. There was some white lines marking the boundaries between his pelvis and his thighs, as well as between his calf and his thighs. The pink rough skin smoothed out his torso, hiding his nipples and belly button until the torso was just smooth. The pink then spread to his arms, the same markings also between his shoulders and his arms, and his shoulders and his torso. The same thing that happened to his toes happened to his fingers, his thumb sticking out from the mitted hand. The head underwent the most change. His mouth closed up, lips disappearing into the skin, a pink fabric patch in its place. Part of his face was bulging out as the skin it was made of became rough and pink, growing into a muzzle that wouldn't look out of place on a lizard, albeit devoid of any features. His ears contracted into the skin, though he was still able to hear. The entire head was pink, noseless, and mouthless, but Pauline is now able to breathe through the skin around his entire face. The only things spared of Pauline were his elegant eyes and his flowing hair, still beautiful in spite of what UGV did to his body.

"Amazing..." muttered Dan, unable to comprehend what went on just then.

"I guess I forgot to inform you about my little quirk." said Pauline, still able to talk through his loose pink face skin. "Wait... I think it's... about to come out... Ngh... ahhhhh..." Pauline came right over Dan's body. Dan felt a bit odd...

Dan's glans fused together with the skin around his crotch, now turning bright green, the same colour as his briefs.

"Woah!" shouted Dan in utter shock.

"Just let it consume you... You've got no choice, you know..." muttered Pauline.

The green fabric spread over his pelvis, turning it into underwear as his cock bulged out. As the fabric came down his legs and through his arms, white markings similar to that on Pauline began to appear. His toes fused together, becoming green socks, and so did his fingers. His nipples and belly button disappeared into his bright green torso, a white spot growing on the chest and belly, ending at the edge of his newly developed tail. His face deformed into a shape similar to Pauline's reptilian face, with no facial features save for his eyes, this time with no hair. Dan was no longer recognisable, a mysterious green being in his place.

The new green briefcritter looked at himself, feeling conflicting emotions around his new form. He was horrified that he got infected, worried he might be taken into custody, and yet still erotically stimulated. His cock felt erect and oddly... full. Dan splurted out cum at Pauline, just as he did to him. In contact with the sperm, Pauline moaned as his cotton fabric skin absorbed the sperm, seeming to enjoy Dan's seed. Pauline then came on him again, continuing the cum cycle.

It seemed like Dan and Pauline could not stop orgasming at each other over the night. They weren't able to sleep due to the endless repetition of climaxes. It seemed like it would take forever, but then the cycle suddenly stopped.

Pauline held his mitted hands up to his head, shrieking. He grunted constantly while his head lowered to the bed itself. He was holding in pain, as his pink skin began to lose its saturation. The mitts at the end of his arms seemed to split into individual fingers, fingernails growing back to regular size. His socks followed, toes coming back, toenails and all. The skin covering his cock tightened up, turning into normal human skin as the slit on the penis skin opened up again. His arsecrack formed again, the anus forming with it, tail shrinking until it became nonexistent. His torso also reverted, his manly nipples poking out again, and his belly button also making a comeback. Finally, Pauline's muzzle contracted into his face, turning back into human shape. He gasped as his mouth finally opened, breathing through his good ol' nostrils as his ears poked out again. Back to his normal self, Pauline closed his eyes and fell flat on his face, not even bothering to consider the fact the bed was full of cum. The earth's position started to make the morning sun visible, as it gradually poked out of the horizon.

Despite Pauline's beautiful recovery, Dan still remained a strange underwearcritter. Desperate to go back to his old body, he tried to shake Pauline awake. "What did you do to me?! Why didn't I revert like you did?!" shouted Dan. Pauline briefly opened his eyes, squinting in the sunlight, before slurring another sentence.

"Ohhhh andssssome peeble take longa den othhhers to go... back... to nohmal. I din do a thhhing, it wass all UGV doin' itzz thang..."

Pauline then fell on his back, clearly not having enough sleep after last night's orgy. Dan was speechless. It's possible he might remain in this cotton form forever. How would he eat without a mouth? How would people react if the quarantine was lifted and yet Dan was still exhibiting blatant UGV symptoms? How would he flip through the channels of his TV without individual digits? He had so much to worry about, so he did what most people do to calm down: he rubbed himself against Pauline's cum, making sure it was still wet. It felt relaxing having his cotton skin absorb the sperm fluid, like he was taking a bath in it. Once he was sure there was no more wet cum, he gathered the sperm inside him, bracing for the epic solo near the end. His penis, hard and violently bulging against the permanently fused irremovable underwear, exploded out cum against his old friend turned boyfriend, never showing signs of ceasing even when he caught a glimpse at the corner of his eye of someone putting his phone against the window and running away.

After the cum slowed down and eventually stopped, covering most of Pauline's sleeping body and somehow still not waking him up, Dan remembered that the phone man had the same ominous hair covering his eyes as the cashier at the store, with the same freckles and even acne. No way. Did the local cashier take a nude photo of him while he was cumming? Well, at least Dan wouldn't really look naked to most people, or recognisable to anyone who knew him in person, but an embarassing non-consentual photo is still too big a problem for him to keep thinking. Dan looked out of his window and still did not spot the privacy trespasser. With a look of vengeance, and nothing else to do, Dan unlocked his front door and stepped out.

Dan determinedly walked out his front door, ready to confront the cashier. All of the other houses were still closed off, window blinds still shut. Nobody else was on the streets to observe this odd green guy. No one was even aware there was a UGV afflicted man showing severe symptoms on their pavement. There was the same store Dan went in before, no cars parked near it as always, and yet somehow still open.

The automatic doors slid open with a mechanical whirr. There, the same cashier sat down at the checkout stand, alone as always. The doors' sound notified him, as he quickly turned his head towards Dan. Dan was able to see the wide eyed fear in the cashier's eyes. Dan gradually walked to him, each step slow and closer to the man, his tail swaying from side to side, like a lizard approaching its prey. The cashier kept shaking. Dan walked closer, looking around to check for any cameras. Once the coast was clear, he pulled the cashier's pants down, also pulling down his underwear.

Dan slid his hand over the cashier's cock. The cashier was paralyzed by his own fear. Dan grabbed hold of the cashier's head and pushed it down to his bulge, rubbing it around. He then gripped the cashier's arms and put the cashier's hands on his bulge, rubbing it around as well. Sooo close...

Dan rubbed his cotton crotch over the cashier's cock, in an attempt to make it big. The dick had no choice but to comply with Dan's wishes. Almost there...

Dan kept rubbing his crotch on the cashier's, awaiting the release of the commercial cashier cock cream. Dan pushed his crotch against the cashier's dick, pushing it against the cashier's crotch. The cock has finally had it and dispensed sperm. The liquid stained Dan's body, darkening the cotton it got on. This thick fluid felt... warm, and whatever it made him feel, Dan wanted more of it. He rubbed his face all over the cashier's cock, collecting what remained of the splooge. It felt nice all over his body, the stains making Dan feel more... complete. Something was going to come out of Dan. The staff doors burst open.

"You gotta leave." The security staff surrounded Dan and the cashier. Dan looked at them, grinning under the fabric on his mouthless face. Dan's cock bulge become longer and had a more definitive phallic shape, spurting out sperm. Lots of sperm. Dan turned around to face every security guard, making sure to spray each and every one like a gardener with a hose. Only this hose made people... different. The security guards were in total shock, and similarly to the cashier, they were paralysed, simply out of the lack of knowledge on what to do.

The security guards grabbed Dan's arms, dragging him to the exit, but then something distracts them. They felt their underwear become much tighter, impossibly tighter, along with their socks, and something was tickling their bellies. Their shirts felt like fabric rubbing on fabric, as their arms were visibly changing to olive-green cotton. The guards' jaw dropped, as the UGV worked its way up to their face, closing their mouths for-good-like. Their ears disappeared, their noses disappeared, muzzles painfully grew on their faces, and their hair disappeared under the cotton fabric.

With everyone distracted, the cashier ran out of the store, Dan chasing after him. Dan wasn't going to let him go after what he did to him and Pauline. Dan will be sure that the photo does not get published. The cashier ran down the block, crossing the street despite the walking signal being set to 'stop', causing a traffic jam on the way. The cashier ran even further, stopping at the alleyway to regain his breath.

The cashier was still exhausted, when Dan was right in front of him. With no energy left, the cashier just backed up onto a fence. He had nowhere to go, so he dropped down. Dan dropped down and sat on the cashier, stopping him from moving. Dan could have asked the cashier not to share any photos of him and his boyfriend, but Dan suddenly couldn't resist the urge to do something a bit more naughty ..

Dan rubbed his featureless bottom on the cashier's face, not afraid to increase his pressure on him. Dan the noticed something rising out of the cashier. Dan rubbed his face on the cock, unable to open his mouth and suck. The cashier kept holding it in, not wanting to climax to a stranger, but after a few seconds, he gave in. Dan tried to position his face on the cock, trying to get as close as he can to sucking it without a mouth.

All this sperm made him feel... warm... and fuzzy inside... like life was living in him, before it was actually living. The sperm gave a warm feeling all around his body, feeling the skin absorb the sex cells, feeling the body fill up, like a bottle of cum. All this was building up, like a tense story approaching its ..

Dan climaxed on the cashier's face, with no care in the world about the consequences of willingly spreading UGV. This cashier was horrified at the loads of UGV getting on his face, infecting him... He felt like he was about to go insane, now losing his will to live.

The cashier's face turned purple, as his face protruded out into a muzzle, mouth and nose disappearing with the ears and hair into the new cotton skin. The cotton continued down his neck as his chest lost definition, nipples and navel disappearing into the purple cotton. His arms soon followed, becoming purple and rough, with no hair on them. His fingers fused together, thumb intact despite the cotton change. His underwear and socks felt tighter and tighter, as they connected together, also fusing with his body in the process. The cashier looked at himself, and what he had become. He was now infected with the very UGV he had feared ever since they mentioned it on the news. The cashier did not want to live like this, regardless of if he will ever be able to revert to his normal appearance or not. The cashier ran away, trying not to be spotted, before Dan could not see him anymore

Dan still didn't know if the cashier was going to publish the photos he took, but there's no way any publication would listen to him if he looks like that, if the effect was permanent. UGV's pattern is unpredictable, and varies from person to person. The full moon rumour was ultimately not true, but Dan doesn't care anymore. He felt... powerful. Like he can make someone an instant outcast with an erection and some harassment.