Wildwood Hare
Parody and/or tribute of sorts to the song "Wildwood Flower" by the Carter Family. Also a test to see who can see a story when setting the varying levels of 'Access'.
I will tell you a secret about a lovely brown hare,
whose cheeks were so big, and her whiskers so fair,
and her smile shown so bright with that lagomorph hue.
I'll tell of her beauty, and how she misses you.