Take 5 Archive
Take 5 Archive
Hey that rhymes
How such is the divine?
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TAKE 5 Anon over on /hmofa/ does
Choose 1 but only 1 (1126)
>You get a virgin horse waifur
>She's turkish
>Get a feline
>She's "a fox trapped in a feline's body" and wears a fox ears and tail buttplug everywhere. Naturally somebody like is also a virgin
>Milf Wolf Waifur with wolf daughter
>She's a widow because her husband, also a human, died in Iraq and is an emotional wreck in the month of February when he died.
>Get a virgin waifeather
>She's from Minnesota has a thick accent and is obsessed with Norse culture, going as far to worship the old gods and sometimes calls you Odin.
>Get fox waifur
>She had "a lot of fun in college"
Imma do another (1127)
Choose One and Only one
>Virgin Shark Waifur
>But she's is the epitome of a Californian urbanite and can't surf
>Virgin Rat Waifur
>but she's Israeli and Jewish
>Bear Milf waifur
>Has two sons neither of which speaks English and she will drink you under the table nightly while taunting you in Russian
>Virgin Sheep Waifur
>Member of the Welsh version of the IRA and will force you to learn Welsh, super catholic
>Monster Milkers Cow Waifur
>Will not let you suck on them tiddies because "I won't open up like that again"
I'm going to do another (1128)
Milf Edition
>Deer Milf
>Her foal with constantly try to ram you with his horns and she won't do anything as it's normal for foals, absolutely the ideal house wife though.
>Tigress Milf
>Will not let you discipline her kids but will do it when she gets home and makes really spicy Indian food every night, dominant though.
>Green Anole Milf
>Has the same body she had when she was in her 20's but her kid will bite your fingers if you grab them and flash their red flap things at you.
>Boar Milf
>Will fuck you, will invite her sisters to fuck you, every single night, her kids are the most loud insufferable, filthy pieces of shit imaginable.
>Eagle Milf.
>Tomboy milf (90's Soccer Mom), son and daughter are chill but don't respect you, will join you on all outdoor activities but you will have to pay for the expensive beak and claw treatments and then expensive fish and wine dinner after.
Because I had a usurper last thread (1129)
Imma do another
"Lovecraftian" Edition
>Virgin Big Fin Squid (1129)
>Towers over you when standing tall, like 4x your height, an autistic NEET, very caring because no one else has ever out of fear, will not let you work in the oil industry and insists on driving electrics. Has been known to float sometimes unexplainably
>Virgin Giant Squid
>Enormous, twice your size with meat to fill it out, when you do take her first time she'll gradually try to move tentacles into any hole she can find, hers or yours, crazy smart, makes excellent shellfish dishes. May or may not be Cthulhu.
>Virgin Glass Frog
>Very self conscious that you can see her organs when she isn't wearing a shirt, will make you live in a humid place like Houston or Burma, loves to play basket ball, stands at your hip when not extending the jump legs, hates the french, WILL ride reverse cowgirl. Wants kids but is abnormally afraid of them.
>Wendigo (chastity status unknown)
>Ancient can personally tell you what many named and unnamed famous Americans were like, salivates over Elvis, turns into a human when you go out, weak to ear rubs, when angry speaks an incomprehensible language that makes nearby wild animals growl while her eyes glow.
>Tusked Moose Inuit Cryptid (no real name)
>Very mysterious, you never asked her out she simply slipped more and more into your life, you stand at her hips, doesn't call like a moose instead lets out a scream that cause dogs to whimper, does this nightly when sleeping, likes mushrooms, "wants to introduce you to the family" by taking a year off to track the Canadian wilderness, makes the most amazing bear and mushroom dishes but you have zero clue where she gets the ingredients
Pick One of Five time. (1130)
hooves edition
>Virgin deer
>Very shy and easily embarrassed with a nervous stutter and smaller proportions but extremely loving and cuddly not to mention makes up for her dislike of going out with amazing cooking skills. Her parents will hate your guts but will mellow out after their grandkids are born, she will want to move out to bumfuck nowhere and live in the woods secluded from the world and insists you learn a bunch of survival stuff and makes you watch naked and afraid every time a new episode comes out for roleplay ideas.
>Moose Mamma
>Kids are quiet and well mannered and she is a rather laid back woman, drinks a lot of wine though, a massive switch, some nights you hold the reins other nights you're little more than something to ride. Makes great poutine but sucks at making red meat forcing you into the roll of "I just want to grill". She will constantly she share you with her other single mom friends at her wine and book club.
>Virgin Buffalo Shaman
>Big and submissive and love every second of it. Knows Lakota and sings you songs about her love for you in it. Wants many children and want's to raise them to be "real men" like their father, but you have to live in a Rez with the mouthwash drinkers and the internet is 50mbs at best and you can't move away.
>Virgin Giraffe
>Long neck and crazy tongue potential, thick Kenyan accent, extremely catholic wants an African sized family but you need to live in a two story house with only one floor's worth of living space. Cooks all sort of african food, some nights its a wonderful fruit and meat dish the next its locus patties fried and served on wonder bread. Hates chinese people and refused to buy made in china anything.
>Rape Victim Antelope
>Was once raped by a group of lions when gathering water and hates anything african after moving, has intimacy problems where she won't have vaginal for a very long time, trauma, very sweet but at times very distant and anxious.
Take Five (1131)
Canine Edition
>Virgin Wolf
>Autistic, was/is *that* band kid, loves anime, cannot cook chicken for the life of her, has a very strong and large family and wants the same, very caring though tactless and wears her emotions on her sleeves.
>Golden Retriever
>Had a fiancée she had her first with but he was a dog in more than one way and they split, very caring, will talk about her emotions and feeling and expects the same from you, excellent cook and makes all your meals, wants the nuclear family and hates anything with the word black in it from coffee to labs to people courtesy of her father. Extremely patriotic, the 4th of July you will be woken up by a metal version of the anthem and ridden to the riffs.
>Virgin Fox
>Hates the "vixen" stereotype, member of the itty bitty tiddy committee, will become peak milf after first kid, adventurous loves the outdoors, wants 4-6 kids and occasional "date nights", terrible cook, bottles up her emotions, all of them, severe daddy issues, will meet her during her emo phase.
>Milf Chihuahua
>Barely speaks english, shortstack, her kids "with papa", amazing mexican food, like cum in your pants good, very active, super devout catholic, wants more children, feisty as a Latina.
>Virgin Foreign Pair
>African Painted Dog and Kitsune become bffs, share everything and want to share you, twice the kids, twice the women, twice the cuisines, twice the gossip and "woman" expenses, both are amazing cooks and want large families, parents are surprisingly cool with it, one has a rocking ass and smol tiddy, the other has tig ol bitties and pancake behind, you will live in Flagstaff Arizona or Portsmouth Maine.
Take 5 (1132)
Under the Sea feat. Waifur Ideologies
>Virgin Lobster
>Hates crab anthros but loves to eat them, scared of giving handjobs and head, will let you ravage her ass though, very good swimmer, horny on main, will outlive you by two generations and will tell stories about you to the greatgrand^5kids. CCC (Crab Ciller Clan)
>Virgin Octopus
>Nerdy as all hell, extremely smart, science nerd, will drown her sorrow of a failed experiment with being the ultrasub while a success results in her being a powerbottom. Want's a big family and will be a good mother, you will outlive her by a decade or more. Does not care about politics, justs wants to give you beaky bjs while watching t.v
>Milf Tiger Shark
>Dom in the streets sub in the sheets, child was stillborn and it ruined her previous marriage, wants to try again, desperately, will be a very good mother, ever improving chef but makes the wackest shit. Bffs with a milf tigress who is also dating a human. Two trump flags on her Escapade
>Orca
>Had a dolphin bf who fell into drug addiction, later died, terrible swimmer, rather shy but has moments of boldness, will not shut up once she starts, has needs she needs to have met often and always, want's a huge family and has one. Will be an absolute milf and later gilf, will not let you drink liquor or smoke. Refuses to speak to druggies. Open to rope as the bunny. West coast liberal.
>Atlantic Eel.
>Was once raped by a Chinese guy (hymen is still intact though) who was illegally fishing the great banks. No trauma but hates Asians with a passion. Uncle Ted is her idol, eco-fascist. Loves to get frisky in nature. Natural lube and surprises are two of her favorite things. Wants a ton of children, "since my sister doesn't want kids we have to make up for everyone else's whore sister". Massive family issues over her anti-Asian philosophy. Very good friends with a Kenyan Giraffe who also hates the Chinese and refuses to by Made in China anything.
Fucking finally (1133)
Since 4chan ate my first two attempts at take 5, so here have a different candy themed post
Three Musketeers
>Virgin Macaw
>4th gen Hispanic, tall and thin, culturally Texan, culinary tex-mex and knows how to use it to get what she wants from you. "catholic", no premarital vaginal sex open to everything else and is eager to try it. Come your wedding night she will find she is too small to comfortably take you fully, but you will stretch her slowly over your honeymoon. Wants 4-6 kids, very tomboyish but has trouble meeting new people, loves to dance and will bring you clubs when she can or just enjoy a slow waltz in the living room. Wants to be a music teacher, loves fruit wines, and play and write music for you. Sometimes has lapses into depression if you are stressed or distant for a time. Afraid of being alone. Will age very gracefully.
>Heartbroken Hare
>Last and only previous relationship ended when her lover stepped out of the relationship taking her heart with him. Evangelical but only recently found God, very clingy and physical but suspicious of female smells, can get very angry but is really too weak to do anything, wants as many children as her womb can carry, her family will hate you, her greatest fear is losing you, nervous wreck, very shy, loves to garden your backyard will have more in common with a greenhouse than grass. Will age with you.
>Milf Orchid Mantis
>Her 6 years older Husband died mid sex from an undiagnosed epileptic seizure. Kids are grown and gone, she was 18 when she had them. Your first couples project will be refitting the van she bought to shuttle around her 20 "spawn" into an RV. Longs to see the country via road trip. Wants to make up her 18 years of chastity with spontaneous passionate sex anytime, sometimes she'll ride while you drive, other times you'll fuck her when she's cooking. Very compassionate but short tempered when stressed and patronizingly motherly when drunk
Take 5-2 (1171)
4chan Waifurs
>SDIF Shrew (virgin)
>Shrewish but not *really* practicing. Gets paid 200 Shekels an hour plus 1 shekel per post. Apolitical following years of being on f/pol and h/pol and just wants everyone to stop shitting themselves about why Senator Johnson has Sea Lion wife and why Senator Krueger may or may not be a femboy. Just wants to be cuddled with on her waterview apartment and watch the Mediterranean lap against the Israeli coast in peace. Really really good cook like her bagel locks will make you cum faster than the bj she'll give you under the table. Super soft fur but is one hungry girl despite being barely waist high. Extremely conservative but really likes collecting anime figures. Wants to have kids and live on an olive farm away from the internet dram of 4urChinz. Likes it rough (tender and slow to you)
>Virgin Hydra
>Gets called schizoid a lot but its because her separate heads compete for control of her hands when she's typing. Really likes headpats, kids will be regular dragons and each head wants many. Each head cooks an entirely separate cuisine type, one Japanese, one German, and the other Virginian BBQ. Weak to having her scales brushed. Each head has a preferred hole, one likes Oral, the other vaginal, and the last anal.
>Austist Lizard
>Really sensitive to sound and smell but it doesn't set her off. Works IT and pretends to be a MtF tranny to fuck with the actual MtF trannies. Goes from doing nothing to running around her apartment at random. Can be made "normal" with carrots, game controllers, and cum. Hyper kinky. Claims to had an ex (its actually a 4in bad human).
>Shitposter Moray Eel
>Virgin but won't tell you. Has moments of pure evil. Hungry for (you) and you. Scared away all would be bfs with her pranks, namely of a sexual nature. Be ready to be bound and rode or to get a second jaw succ. Actually really caring but has a hard time opening up and once you help her through her problems you'll have an ideal housewife.
Take 5 (1172)
Artic Edition
(Christmas Waifurs coming in 9 days)
>Virgin Sea Lion
>Scared away men due to being big and having a terrifying grin. Master swimmer and works for the local PD as a diver. Really cuddly despite lack of fur and loves sashimi. Likes to give oral and have her face played with. Needs children, NOW.
>Milfstadon
>BIG, You stand at her waist. Literally the meme with the hand at the hip. Likes to kiss you all over with slow deep kisses while jerking you with her trunk. Gentle mommydom. Really caring but sense of compassion is broken
>Polar Bear
>Has an ex husband, split over his infertility and his anger over it. Wants to have children with the one she loves. "small" for a polar bear and only stands a head above you. Doesn't buy blankets and lays over you at night. Likes to ride, and like TON it's Slow, Deep, and Hard. Gothic Metal addict. likes to be combed.
>Virgin Arctic Fox
>Got bullied for being the egg girl. Really likes boiled eggs. Smells rank. LOVES being petted and combed. Like having two waifurs between summer and winter. Licks your heads constantly. hyper fertile, either abstain from her purity or marry with a baby bump. Very anxious and needs to be hugged all the time
>Virgin Reindeer
>Sheds her horns annually and it's a bloody mess. Rears her head back and calls every time she wins a match of vidya. REALLY LONELY. former outcast. Needs kisses and hugs. Will be friends then best friends then best friends with benefits and somewhere along the way a couple. Mad horny