Wild Pair - Nuts and Colts

Story by hecatomb on SoFurry

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#6 of Wild Pair

The hyena siblings combat boredom during some of their lazier, less eventful days, in all the ways they know and love.

Warning: this story contains graphic descriptions of M/F molestation, drunken sex, impregnation, painful sex, as well as references to M torture.

Time for another intermission story from the perspective of the titular two, and the kind of shenanigans they get up to when they're bored.

Favs and comments greatly appreciated, including ones pointing out errors and suggesting improvements.


Sigi woke to a feeling of rhythmic shaking and metallic creaking, pulling her from sleep much earlier than she would've liked. She should've been more alerted by the unusual sensation, but felt too tired to care. Not like she was getting shot at. Yet as the incessant creaking refused to end, she grew not so much concerned as annoyed. This was making sleep difficult.

As she opened her eyes and scanned her surroundings in the light of early dawn, she quickly realized the source of the disturbance. Just outside her immediate field of view, her brother was still in bed, shaking and panting gently, the sounds of shuffling flesh and muffled clapping making it all too obvious what he was doing.

"God damn it, Ferk! Take it outside.", Sigi growled in displeasure.

But he seemed to ignore her, and continued tugging his prick.

"I'm trying to sleep here, dickhead!", Sigi continued to complain."How'd you like it if I got off while you were trying to sleep?", she went on.

"Ah-... ah wouldn't mind.", Ferk said, seemingly intensifying his fapping.

"Ugh, asshole.", Sigi grumbled and slid out of bed, pulling their covers with. She needed sleep, even if it meant giving way to this prick. "Just don't get any on the mattress. I'm not lying in your jizz.", she said as she walked off towards the couch.

"Ahah! Hah!", Ferk chortled, pausing for only a moment before continuing.

Sigi went down the corridor, then laid out on the sofa and wrapped the covers over herself, hoping to block out the sounds of Ferk's cocktugging. But the noise refused to subside, making her mind wander down some rather dirty roads. It didn't help that she'd gone without a lay for quite some time.

"Ngh!", Ferk groaned out loud. It was almost like he was trying to annoy her. Thankfully, within a couple minutes he fell completely silent, then within a minute more his breathing grew audible enough to suggest he'd fallen asleep.

Sigi considered whether she wanted to go back to bed, but decided to stay in place. She wasn't exactly eager to experience the stench of Ferk's semen and arousal. Pretty quickly she found herself having trouble sleeping, however. As much as she hated it, her brother's efforts left her mind stuck in the gutter, images of dicks getting stroked invading her thoughts unbeckoned. She tried to think of something else, something just as pleasant... like going to the Hole, dancing and boozing the night away, then... getting fucked by a good looking, well-endowed guy, a hyena if possible... someone like Captain Kigg, her make-believe space pirate.

Drifting towards places more pleasant, she began to imagine actually meeting him. Oh, how they would laugh the night away, drinking, dancing, shooting up whoever got in the way, and then... then he'd show her a good time.

He would hold her in his big strong arms, tell her how special she was, that all the other women didn't matter to him.

She would say "Do me, right here, right now.", even if it was in the middle of the Thump.

He'd knead her perky tits and grab her firm rump. And then he would lean in and gently whisper "Wake up.".

"Huh?", Sigi asked, blinking in disorientation.

"Wake up, it's past noon.", Ferk said, leaning over her. He was dressed by now, in his usual loose jeans and white tank top, suggesting she'd really slept in. "You alright?", he asked with a tilt of his brow.

"Yeah. Yeah.", Sigi said, still trying to get her bearings. She was still on the sofa, one of her hands nestled between her legs, but thankfully under the covers, out of Ferk's sight. "Agh.", she suddenly yelped as she tried to move. Her spine was not feeling too great.

"What?", Ferk asked.

"Fuggin... back hurts. This couch sucks.", Sigi said and slowly got up, enduring the ache. "Just had to jerk it in bed, huh?", she asked glumly, taking the sheets along to lie back down in bed.

"Sorry.", Ferk said with a toothy smile, apparently finding this quite amusing despite his words.

"Guh.", Sigi gasped out as she fell front-first on the mattress. At the very least, Ferk didn't stink up the bed too hard.

She then felt and heard Ferk climb on next to her with an audible creak.

"What are you doing?", Sigi asked drearily. She really wasn't in the mood to wrestle with him, now of all times.

"Wanna give you a back rub.", Ferk said with a mild smile.

"Oh. Uh, sure.", Sigi said, lowering her head back down. She wasn't exactly sure she trusted Ferk to handle her back right, but it seemed better than nothing. At that moment, she felt ready to get stomped on if it even gave the chance of easing her pains.

As his fingers pressed down into the spaces between her spine and shoulder blades, Sigi felt an instant jolt of sensations pleasant and painful at the same time, then in turn a sense of elation and relief. It robbed her of breath, but oh, this definitely felt good.


Having thoroughly kneaded his sister's mid and lower back, Ferk moved upwards. Taking care not to pull on her hair, he took a handful of her shoulders and squeezed down.

"Agh!", Sigi squealed as she convulsed, that particular area somewhat ticklish to her. Yet she relaxed soon after under his firm but careful touch.

After a bit more kneading, Ferk felt ready to go onwards. He began by gliding his hands along Sigi's arms, firmly caressing every inch. Once that was done with, he returned towards her back, moving lower and lower, getting dangerously close to her tail and rear.

"Hey!", Sigi yelped as she felt hands press down on her behind.

"Just being thorough.", Ferk said.

"Just... keep it outside the crack.", Sigi said.

Ferk said nothing and continued on, kneading his thumbs into those areas just below the spine, drawing subtle shivers and adorable little grunts from his sister. He then began to go lower still, leaving her cheeks in favour of addressing her thighs. Though initially she seemed eager to keep them together, after a bit of massaging she permitted him to spread them, granting him a rather nice view. She was wet between the legs and red in the face, obviously hoping he wouldn't notice, though he himself was now sporting a hard-on that only grew more rigid as it brushed against the inside of his pants. It wasn't something he wanted her to notice either. He decided to keep going along the outer edges for now.

As he ran down along her calves, he finally reached her paws, and gave them a little extra squeezing and pinching in the right places, eliciting subtle cracks that must've felt really good. They were certainly satisfying to hear.

Then came the moment to go back upwards, only this time he would go along the inner side. He was fully expecting her to jump and scream at him once he got too far up, but he already got farther than he'd expected, and found the experience rather worth it, if only as a test of how far she was willing to go. At the very least her reaction would be entertaining. Yet as he went past the knees and slowly neared her rear, he was surprised to hear no protest. She flinched from time to time, but voiced no objection.

His hands got nearer and nearer towards her groin, when suddenly, the sides of his palms brushed up against the edges of her cunny. Ferk was somewhat stunned. His hands were still running along the inner insides of her thighs, right up against her lower lips, and all she seemed to do was quiver in deft silence. Had she fallen asleep? No, she was very clearly awake. Did she really want him to go further? Or was she simply stunned at what he'd done and didn't know how to respond herself?

Snapping himself out of it, Ferk decided to pull away and move up towards her back again. He really wanted to do more, but this wasn't the way he'd planned it, and wasn't ready to try his luck yet. Sigi didn't say anything either, and he couldn't tell whether she regretted it or felt relieved he'd stopped. Her bodily reaction suggested she'd enjoyed it, but he couldn't be certain if that coincided with her mind. In any case, this would make her want it more.

"A'ight! Done.", Ferk announced with a light swat to her rear.

"Thanks.", Sigi said after a moment, then raised herself, rubbing her shoulders. "Feels better.", she admitted glumly, looking reluctant to look Ferk in the eye. He found it adorable.

"Told ya.", Ferk said and got off the bed. "Gonna go on look out for a bit.", he said as he grabbed a semi pistol and stowed it in the back of his pants. In reality, he really felt like rubbing one out again.

"A'ight.", Sigi said, remaining on the bed for a bit longer. "Will join you in a couple minutes.", she said.


"Mh!", Sigi groaned out loud as she came, her fingers frantically massaging both her insides and her clit. Riding that wave of ecstasy, the concerning images and memories running through her mind began to die down, yet she continued to cling to those sensations from moments ago. "Ah...", she gasped out, feeling satisfied and in control of her thoughts once more. "Fuck.", she grumbled, still in disbelief of what'd happened.

She'd just gotten extremely aroused by her own brother. It wasn't exactly the first time, but in this particular instance it was impossible to deny... for the most part. It was a reaction to some really good feeling touch, following a period of nonexistent sex life, and may've happened regardless of whom it came from. Yeah. That must've been it.

Ferk, on the other hand... had he done it knowingly? Maybe he hadn't noticed. It wasn't the only thing she would've preferred he hadn't noticed, but that was something she could only grow red over. Still, he touched her cunt. She'd touched his dick on some occasions as well, but that wasn't intentional, was it? This might not have been intentional either. He hadn't actually done anything, just rubbed her thighs much too close to her slit. He wouldn't have done that just to tease her, right?

Sigi shook her head and slapped her cheek. She had enough of these thoughts. She needed to put this behind her. Some painting on lookout would take her mind off this. Or gardening. Their little plot of veggies could probably use some tending. She wasn't sure which, but figured she may as well go and try to find something to do. She picked up their snub-nose revolver and stowed it in the back of her... oh right, she needed to put something on first.


"Ah...", Ferk gave out a satisfied groan, a streak of cum on a nearby wall marking the day's second release. With pants back up, he pulled out a blunt... then stowed it back again. He'd been smoking too much in recent days and needed to cut down. At least to one a day. Otherwise they'd burn through their stash within a month. Not that he didn't have emergency supplies, though.

With a light leap, he grabbed onto the ledge of a semi-intact house and hoisted himself up, quickly finding a semi-decent seat to observe the world from. The overcast horizon seemed void of visitors, as usual, and now began the long wait. He sometimes wondered just how many they missed during their lazier moments, and how much of it was just people growing wise to the dangers of their area. It seemed as though they saw fewer and fewer, but he couldn't exactly complain. He'd found himself something more interesting than impregnating random cunts.

He couldn't help but daydream of finally doing something with Sigi. He'd have the perfect opportunity soon, along with just the right gift to sway her. Or so he thought, at least. He had some doubts whether she'd want it in the end, though days like this one made him optimistic in that regard. And if not, well, he'd probably catch some flak for trying, but it's not like she'd run off.

"Hey!", he suddenly heard her mildly raspy voice call out from below. "Any luck?", she asked.

"Nah.", Ferk said.

"Can't decide whether to go gardening or-...", Sigi suddenly paused, flicking her ear and looking up at the sky. "Oh, god damn it.", she cussed briskly. It was beginning to rain, one of the first few drops landing on her head, shortly before the ground around them began to become dotted by moisture.

"Dang. Back in the house, then.", Ferk said and dropped off his elevated position.

"Yeah, yeah.", Sigi said in displeasure and followed along. When it rained in their neck of the woods, it poured, and pretty soon they would be flooded. "Hurry up, don't wanna get wet.", she said.

"Afraid you'll get clean?", Ferk teased.

"I'm not the one smelling like dick.", Sigi said.

"Pfhah!", Ferk chortled.


"Fuuuug, when's it gonna end?", Sigi whined at the entryway into their home.

"Be glad we're getting water. We were running a bit low.", Ferk said.

"I know.", Sigi said with a roll of her eyes. Ferk always had to know better, cause he read so in a book somewhere. In this case he had a point, but still, it made for a boring day. And Ferk dealt with it by reading even more. "Just bored. Could've rained over night.", she said with a sigh.

"Do a little dance. Maybe even outside where you can get clean while doing it.", Ferk suggested, baring teeth in a half-hearted smile.

"Egh. Not dancing without music and I'm not getting wet. Would catch a cold.", Sigi said.

"I've seen you dance without music.", Ferk noted.

"Not in the mood for it.", Sigi said.

"Some wrestling, then?", Ferk suggested with a hopeful smile.

Sigi sighed. It seemed like an idea, though days like this she hated losing, and about 7 out of 10 times that's how these things ended. "Nah, still a bit sore from the couch.", she said instead. It was true enough, though not her primary reason.

"Sleep it off, then.", Ferk said and returned to his book.

That was somewhat of an idea. Maybe this damn soreness would finally pass.

Taking a moment to wipe her paws, she dropped down onto their mattress and began to stare at the ceiling, hoping to fade into sleep, as she tended to do. She wasn't all that tired, she soon realized, and was actually itching to go out and do something. The Hole seemed like paradise at that moment, and she couldn't help but drift off into fantasies of going there again, if only to listen to the music.

CRACK

The world went white for a moment, the deafening burst of thunder making both of them jump. That'd landed way too close.

"Ho- shit!", Sigi screeched and sat up.

"Yeah, fuck.", Ferk remarked with some concern, going so far as to put his book away. Neither of them could recall the last time a storm had gotten this violent.

"What do we do?", Sigi asked in mild panic.

"Nothing we can do now.", Ferk said with a nervous shrug.

The other bolts of lightning were rather frequent, but seemingly much more distant. It felt like a build-up towards another close strike.

"Hey, I know.", Ferk said, walking up towards the cooler where they kept their food and drink. He pulled out a bottle of something. "How about this?", he asked.

"How's that gonna help?", Sigi asked. She preferred to get drunk under more pleasant circumstances.

"People used to call booze 'liquid courage'. Oughta calm us down.", Ferk said and unscrewed the cap.

"Alright, fine. Just don't take more than half this time.", Sigi said.

"If we drink the same, you'll get more wasted.", Ferk said, then took a swig.

"I will not!", Sigi protested.

"You're smaller.", Ferk said as he handed her the bottle.

"I'm also better accustomed to the stuff.", Sigi said with some pride and took two swigs. "Gah...", she gasped out. This was stronger than she thought. Normally the booze they got was watered down more. She took another swig.


"Haaaaaa!", Sigi chortled in response to Ferk's thrashing around on the bed. It was an impression of someone they had to interrogate concerning their valuables. It was all the more funny with how he'd gotten naked during their little drink up. But then so did she. Was just more comfortable that way.

"No! No' th' ball-peen hamm'r!", Ferk cried out in mock-terror.

"'That's not what it's for!' Haha!", Sigi laughed, adding her own favourite quote of the event. It was getting dark, still raining, and somehow they'd ended up naked during their little drink-up, probably because it was more comfortable that way.

"An' then we pulled ou' the ball bat. Gave up th' goods 'fore we did anethin'.", Ferk said and took the final swig of the bottle. "Ah, fuhck, empty.", he realized with a hick.

"An' you drank most of i'. Again.", Sigi complained. It was one of her bottles, she was pretty sure.

"Y' soun' drenk enuff.", Ferk mumbled out.

"Y' sound ready to pass out.", Sigi said humourlessly.

"I do not.", Ferk said, doing his best to minimize his slurring, even as he collapsed onto his back. "Fuck's your deal, cunt?", he asked in rather confrontational manner.

"Oi, cool it.", Sigi said and stood up off the couch, giving Ferk a look that said she wasn't in the mood for a fight. At the very least she was no longer feeling sore. She was getting a bit tired, however.

"Sorreh.", Ferk mumbled after a moment of silence, suddenly becoming rather remorseful.

Sigi paused in... whatever it is she was doing. She couldn't remember what it was she'd intended, and now only stood there, swaying in place and staring at her splayed out brother. She couldn't help but stare at his assets for a moment. It was a dick and balls like any other, yet it drew her attention for whatever reason. Possibly because she shouldn't have been staring.

In that moment, she noticed something else around them. With only the noise of rain outside to keep them from utter silence, she began to distinguish some droplets as seemingly heavier, dripping off of something onto something tinny in an almost steady rhythm. It was close enough to music, and the more she listened, the more it felt like she heard different layers of instruments playing their own rhythms.

Smiling to herself, she closed her eyes and began to sway from side to side, looking to catch that rhythm hidden in the rain. It was fast and frantic, and she would have difficulty keeping up, but she felt like trying. She began to lift her paws in turn and using her arms to maintain balance, her thoughts steadily filling up with sights and sounds of the Thump. It was almost like being there.

She opened her eyes briefly to catch herself from falling off-balance, and spotted Ferk staring up at her with a smile. Whether he found it funny or something else, she hardly cared. She was having fun.


"Ah, fuck.", Sigi muttered as she dropped onto the bed. She was panting and sweating from her dancing, yet felt satisfied like nothing else. "Wish y' could slowdance in the Hole.", she said.

"Y' can do tha' hee.", Ferk slurred out, his face suggesting he was barely conscious.

"Can't do it alone.", Sigi said.

"Wha's a slodance anyways?", Ferk asked.

"Read a book on it.", Sigi said with a dismissive wave of hand. It was nice to know something Ferk did not, for a change.

"Oke.", Ferk said sleepily.

"We need t' go to th' Hole soon.", Sigi said.

"Uh... huh...", Ferk mumbled.

"Y' even listening...?", Sigi asked and sat up, though the way his eyes were closed and his mouth open made the answer pretty obvious. "Egh.", she groaned and lied down next to him. She was tired as well, but he could've waited for her to finish talking. It'd actually be harder for her to fall asleep now that she was pissed.

Laying there in mild irritation, a stray thought suddenly popped into her head. He was asleep and likely wouldn't mind if she... took some liberties. It was a dumb whim, but for some reason she really felt like grabbing his junk. She wasn't certain why, though she suspected the thrill and wrongness of it all drove her into it. Maybe it was just because it was something she normally couldn't do and now had the opportunity. Forbidden shrooms and all that.

Deciding to stop debating with herself and simply do it, she gently placed her hand on his balls, keeping her ears on alert for signs of him waking. But nuts in hand, he was still out cold, and the experience was somewhat... underwhelming, yet still unusual. A dick and balls like any other, neither particularly large nor small, but it was her brother's... and given the effort they both went through to put his spunk in other women, in a sense they were hers as well. Their balls.

"Eh-heheheh...", she giggled to herself. That was an odd thought. Maybe she was a bit too drunk as well. Or just the right amount of drunk. Whatever the case, she was tired and it was time for bed. Without bothering to remove her hand, she closed her eyes and slowly drifted off to sleep.


"Finally.", Sigi commented, looking out into the steadily clearing sky, the grey clouds that'd plagued their skies for three days straight now dissipating as they rolled off and away eastward.

"Hm?", Ferk asked, only now looking from beyond his book.

"Stopped effin' raining!", Sigi said and trudged outside.

"You'll get muddied!", Ferk warned from within their house.

"Fug if I care.", Sigi said and went ahead, keeping to the rocky parts that wouldn't leave her in immediate need of a bath.

There was always a degree of damage after the rainstorms to be assessed, and this one in particular left her somewhat concerned something might be amiss. Who knew what a lightning bolt could do to their already crumbling surroundings?

"Ah, fuck.", Sigi mumbled once she saw one such sign of damage.

"What?", Ferk called out after her. He'd followed her without her noticing.

"One of my Kiggs got broke!", Sigi said, pointing towards the wall that'd lost a decent chunk. The paint upon its surface hadn't exactly fared well following the storm either, but that could be fixed. Neither of them knew how to make or fix a wall. "You really need to read a book on building stuff.", she said.

"How about you learn to read and learn yourself?", Ferk suggested humourlessly.

"Uuuuugh... you know what? Fine.", Sigi conceded, then began to walk further on, towards their little garden. "Though you'll need t- agh!", she suddenly yelped as she slipped off a pavement edge and fell face-first.

SPLAT

"Aaaaaaagh.", Sigi whined in distress. She was covered in wet, sloppy mud. "Pfeh! Pfeh!", she spat once she realized some of it had gotten in her mouth.

She looked towards Ferk to find him gripping his mouth with his hand. He was very obviously withholding laughter.

"This isn't funny!", Sigi yelled in annoyance.

"Pfffffffffffhaaaahaha!", Ferk finally sputtered out, not even able to look at her as he laughed.

"Asshole!", Sigi yelled again and finally picked herself out of the mud.

"Seh-sorrehahahaaaa!", Ferk continued to laugh, only growing more intense when he saw her fuming.

She really would've wanted nothing more than to push him in the mud as well, but there were a couple ways that could backfire and get her even more covered in the stuff.

"This sucks.", Sigi simply said and sat down on the rocky pavement next to Ferk, waiting for his laughter to die down.

"Sorry. Sorry. Heh.", Ferk finally calmed, wiping tears from his eyes. "Must be really glad we've got a full supply of water, huh?", he asked.

"Wouldn't have needed it were it not for this rain.", Sigi said glumly and got back up, eager to get all the gunk off.

"Tell you what, though. Seems a good time to go to the Hole, eh?", Ferk asked, his face suggesting he knew all too well how Sigi would react.

"Really? Oh, hell yeah!", Sigi yelled with a fist-pump.


Finally able to breach the overcast skies, the sun steadily neared its zenith, giving Ferk and Sigi just the right warmth for their joint cleaning session. As usual, they both stood in front of a bucket of water, splashing themselves clean with the help of some soap.

"Think we can stay more than one night?", Sigi asked as she rinsed the last of the mud out of her fur. She knew it was real expensive with their spending habits, but she was willing to tone down her boozing if it meant an extra day of partying.

"Fine. Though I'm lowering your allowance.", Ferk said.

"Just give me the same sum for two days.", Sigi said.

"You'll come begging for more the second day.", Ferk said with a frown.

"And it'll turn out you drank away both our cuts.", Sigi said glumly.

"Hey, that was once.", Ferk protested.

"So was me overspending.", Sigi said with a shrug.

"Ugh, fine. I'll give you the full sum.", Ferk said.

"Awesome.", Sigi said, smiling broadly, then took up her scissors. It was time to trim down some less sightly bits of fur, and generally reduce her fluff to make her curves more pronounced.

Ferk likewise took some scissors in hand and began trimming the hair around his muzzle. Though only there, frustratingly enough.

"You know, you could trim some other places.", Sigi suggested.

"Hm? Like the parts you trim?", Ferk asked, noting how she presently focused on her crotch area.

"Yeah?", Sigi said, steadily moving on upwards.

"I ain't a girl.", Ferk said dismissively and continued to focus on his jaw line.

Sigi frowned. "What's that got to do with it? It'd make your muscles stand out more.", she asked.

"Guys ain't there to look pretty, girls are.", Ferk said.

Sigi rolled her eyes. He was just being a lazy bastard and making shit up to justify it, as usual. She did have one idea of how to convince him, though. "It'd make your dick look bigger.", she suggested coyly.

"Uh?", Ferk asked with a raised brow.

"You know. Tree looks bigger without the bush.", Sigi said. "And dunno about other girls, but I like 'em big.", she added.

Ferk looked towards her for a moment, then down at his junk. "Huh.", he said, then shrugged and began trimming.

Sigi couldn't help but grin. 'What an idiot.', she thought, even as she continued to sneak peeks at his handiwork.


The strained whirr of the engine lulled Sigi into a pleasant stupor, the coming day at the Hole in turn bringing pleasant daydreams of what she'd soon be doing. Paws on the dashboard and hands behind her head, she felt ready to fall asleep, only the occasional splash of mud on their windshield to rouse her. That and Ferk's bitching.

"You really oughta strap in.", Ferk urged for the fifth time that drive, right after they'd run into a slight bump in the road.

"Oh, shut up already.", Sigi said.

"You know I won't stop reminding you of this moment once you break your back.", Ferk said.

The image of ending up with some permanent injury certainly put some concern in her mind, but she wasn't about to give in to his whining.

"Drive right and it won't happen.", Sigi said.

"Y' never know when we might need to stop suddenly.", Ferk warned.

"Whatever.", Sigi said and pulled a blunt and lighter from inside the glovebox.

"Hey, not in the car!", Ferk said.

"Why not?", Sigi asked with a shrug.

"I need to keep a clear head so we don't crash.", Ferk said.

"You're not the one smoking it.", Sigi said.

"I'll end up breathing it in.", Ferk said.

"Are you kidding? You couldn't get a buzz off that.", Sigi said.

"Sig, please.", Ferk went on.

"Fug's sake.", Sigi conceded with a roll of her eyes and put the blunt away.

Ferk sighed mildly, but said nothing more. Not even a 'thank you'. He then unceremoniously reached in his pants and began scratching. "Fuggiiin... itchy as all hell after that trim.", he complained.

"You get used to it.", Sigi said, only slightly off-put by the gratuitous scratching.

"Fuck. Thought it was because I just trimmed too much.", Ferk said.

"I mean, it doesn't itch as much eveEEE-!", Sigi yelped as they suddenly braked. Wide-eyed in shock, she found herself folded in half between the seat and the dashboard, her legs hanging in the air in an undignified position.

"Holy fuck! You alright?", Ferk asked.

"...yeah.", Sigi said. The only thing that truly hurt was her butt, but her back was fine. She had a different problem, however. "I'm stuck!", she said, desperately trying to push herself upwards and failing.

"Pfffhehehehahahaaaa!", Ferk began to laugh, much to Sigi's annoyance.

"Stop and get me out of here.", Sigi demanded.

"Dumbass, ahahaha!", Ferk continued to laugh even as they slowed to a halt.

Sigi wouldn't live this down any time soon. And she sure as fuck would wear a seatbelt from now on.


"Hell yeaaah!!!", Sigi screamed as hard as she could, her voice just barely able to carry past the heavy thudding of the music within. It did carry into Ferk's ear, however.

"Fug!", Ferk reeled away, shielding his ear from his sister's sonic assault. She could really pull some high notes when she wanted to.

She hardly noticed her brother's discomfort, and simply ran off into the undulating crowds, towards her usual buddies and girlfriends. Ferk shook his head and went towards his usual spot by the bar.

As he sat himself down and turned to look at what Sigi was up to, he noticed a rather interesting sight just three seats away - a bluebird girl, drinking the night away with a whole bottle of Slick before her, and looking rather tipsy already. She had a moderately sized rack bulging within a plaid shirt, the rest of her body hidden away under a pair of tight jeans. Her toes she left bare, as was not unusual for avians. Finding the right shoes seemed a particular problem for them. Ferk, however, saw just what he was looking for in the drunken bird girl.

"What'll it be, asshole?", he suddenly heard the now familiar voice of Nat, tigress, bartender and former guest at his and Sigi's place.

He gave her the toothiest smile he could muster. "How about you suck on my bottle, hm?", he offered.

Nat eyed him with obvious ill-intent, but did nothing. To Ferk, she seemed too soft to ever do anything as revenge, though he still decided he'd keep a close eye on what she served him. "Do you really want my teeth on your dick?", she asked.

"Ha!", Ferk chortled, the threat quite entertaining to him, coming from her. "Just gimmie a bottle of Slick and a glass.", he said, then pulled out a bill of local tender.

Nat did just that, and placed a bottle on the counter, before exchanging payment for change. "Choke on it.", she said as she opened the bottle and left it where it was.

"Heh. Bitch.", Ferk said with an unwaning smile. He took the bottle and glass and moved up to a free seat next to his designated quarry. It'd help to get to know her, though in the end all he really wanted was access to her cunny. "Hey there.", he opened up, playing up his confidence as best he could.

"Whut?", the bird girl asked with eyes so dreary one might think she hadn't slept in a week. She still managed to crack a smile, though.

"What's a pretty girl doing drinking alone like that?", Ferk asked, feigning concern.

"Pff, fuck off.", the bird girl chortled and returned to her drink.

"M' name's Ferk.", Ferk introduced himself.

"I'm Kas.", the bird girl answered back. "An' I'm jus' lookin' to get... get a buzz going.", she said, stumbling in her sentence.

"This your usual night out?", Ferk asked.

"Nawh. First time just drinking like this.", Kas said with a smile.

"Ha.", Ferk said and poured himself some of his booze. Lucky him. "So you just aiming to black out?", he asked and took a sip of his drink.

"Pff, 'black out'. I ain' even drunk! Yet.", Kas said, suddenly looking annoyed.

"Half of that bottle says otherwise.", Ferk noted.

"'S nothin'. Barely feel it.", Kas said, suddenly looking oddly proud of herself.

"Oh yeah? How about a bet, then? If you're such a badass, gulp down the rest of it in one go and you get the rest of my bottle.", Ferk offered.

"Hah. Deal.", Kas said with a broad smile and took up her bottle.

'Wow, this went easy.', Ferk thought to himself as he watched her glug down half a Slick.


"Ooph, there we go! Here's your room.", Ferk said as they crossed the door way into the bird's rented room. She was light enough hanging over his shoulder, but hardly weightless. He really needed to work out more.

"Nuh-huh...", Kas muttered under her breath, already more asleep than awake.

As soon as Ferk offloaded her face-first onto her bed, she was out cold and breathing softly through her mouth. Hopefully she wouldn't throw up, at least not while he was there.

He began to fumble with her belt, the mechanism not that simple to unfasten with her small but noticeable bulk over it. Finally opened, he slid her pants down to her knees, baring her rump and cunny to the world. She hardly made a sound in the process.

Ferk then pulled his own pants down, his dick already hard and eager to get down and dirty in this drunken little hole, even if it was hairy like scissors were never invented. A quick finger inspection revealed she hadn't exactly been drinking with lewd thoughts in mind, but he'd manage. He pulled her butt upwards for easier access, gave his dick a spit for lube, and began to inch his way in.

"Mpf. Not bad.", Ferk commented with a smile, this one proving quite tight and firm.

He took hold of her tail and began to gently gyrate his hips, his rigid dick sliding in and out of her hole. In a sense, it was nice to simply go at his own pace without having to tie her up or hold her down. The bluebird was able only to give out the occasional annoyed groan as she woke, only to slink back into unconsciousness soon after, remaining largely limp as she did. It was a nice change compared to his usual fucks, but he still found those resistant provided the better excitement overall. And he very much would've liked to hear this bird chirp.

With the newfound freedom to do as he pleased, he decided to try a slightly different position, and pulled her onto her side, he himself ending up on his side as well, hugging her from behind. He unbuttoned her shirt for the sake of a feel-up of her tits, enjoying their soft fuzzy feel, as well as her soft little nipples, before returning to swabbing her insides with his rod.

It felt even tighter now, almost to an uncomfortable degree, but he continued on, eyes closed and focused on his own steadily building pleasure, his breath growing more and more laboured until he was panting with his tongue lolling out in satisfaction. His balls slapping and brushing against her rear and legs, he felt that peak near more and more, until finally, he went past the point of no return.

"Ngh!", Ferk panted out as his dick grew rigid, every muscle in his body clenching in response to his intense climax. His cock began to fill her up, every throb of his dick now accompanied by a spurt that traveled up her canal and towards her womb, until finally he was spent.

Taking a moment to enjoy what he'd just done, Ferk remained as he was, with his now very sensitive dick still nestled inside the bluebird, the name of which he'd already forgotten and didn't care to remember. He somewhat wished he'd brought along some tape to give her a better chance of becoming a mom, but figured the chance was good enough on its own. He kneaded her tits some more, imagining how they might grow bigger once her belly did.

It was starting to feel too relaxing, however. He had no intent of being there once she woke up, and falling asleep there might've made that difficult. Hopefully she wouldn't even be able to remember their encounter at all.

He gave her cunny one last rub before he slipped away and got up.


"Haaaah!", Sigi panted out as she sat down at the bar, soaked in sweat after an hour's worth of nonstop energetic dancing. Her friends were still on the dance floor, pacing themselves much better, but she liked to go all in. She was beat, and needed a drink.

"What'll it- ah, shit. You again.", the bartending tigress said.

"Huh?", Sigi asked, mildly confused since she hadn't even gotten a drink yet that day.

"What, forgot already?", the bartender asked.

Sigi looked at her blankly for a while, still quite clueless what the tigress's problem was. "Can I just get a drink?", she asked with a shrug.

"What'll it be?", the bartender asked humourlessly.

"Plough.", Sigi said and held out a bit of coin.

The bartender tigress ducked down and pulled out a bottle, then opened it and pocketed the coin. Sigi swiped the bottle and took a couple gulps.

"Ah!", Sigi gasped out in satisfaction, taking a moment to rub the cool beverage against her cheek. Sweet, cool and only mildly strong, the way she liked her booze.

Looking around the floor to locate her friends, she noticed something else that interested her a fair bit - horse meat, a blotchy grey and brown in colour. Sat there by a table, the lone merc-looking equine looked quite content to simply sit back and enjoy a glass of booze and a cig. He was wearing a jacket and simple grey t-shirt underneath, strapped to his body by a leather shoulder holster, as well as simple loose jeans and black boots reaching up to his shins. Perhaps he would get something more to enjoy with his drink and smoke.

As she approached, the horse locked eyes on her, betraying neither interest nor outright dismissal. She couldn't help but bare her teeth in a dopey smile. She liked 'em big, and horses generally were just that.

"Hey there.", Sigi said as she leaned into his table. "Name's Sigi.", she added, seeing no answer came.

"Brenley.", the horse said, his face seemingly petrified in a frown.

"How about buying a lady a drink, huh, Bren?", Sigi asked, putting on the prettiest smile she could muster.

"You seem to have one already.", Bren noted.

"Do I?", Sigi said, acting as if she just noticed the bottle glued to her hand. She then leaned back and began to glug it down, until it was all gone. Not the most pleasant way to down a drink, but it needed doing, she figured. "Don't see any drink.", she said as the bottle then disappeared under the table, and she was back to leaning in towards the horse.

Bren didn't seem particularly amused, however. "Look, you want to fuck or not? If I wanted to pay for snatch, I'd just buy a hooker.", he said.

Sigi paused, her mouth slanted to the side in displeasure. Why did the big ones nearly always have to be jerks? Still, the counter-offer wasn't exactly bad either.

"Aight!", Sigi said.

As Brenley got up from his table, Sigi immediately took note of two things. He was packing to an impressive degree, his loose jeans obviously folding along one leg more than the other. The other aspect she now noticed was that he was well over a head taller than her. This would be interesting.


"Pants off. Get on the bed.", Bren instructed as soon as they entered his room.

Sigi was beginning to regret the decision to go along with him more and more. "Real charmer, ain't ya?", she asked even as she let her wraps drop off, leaving her perky tits bare.

"Not my strong suit.", Bren admitted as he pulled off his jacket and shirt. Sigi took a moment to take in the sight, his chiseled masculine chest sending her heart aflutter. He may've been a prick, but he had the body to compensate. "Go on, pants off.", he urged as he noticed her staring.

Sigi nodded and sent her pants flying off her legs and down the side of the bed, ready and eager to get it on. Just as she sat back up to look back at the horse, his own jeans hit the floor, revealing a hose that went down half the length of his thigh.

"Woah.", Sigi uttered, wide-eyed and suddenly somewhat intimidated. It was even bigger than she'd suspected from the outline. This would be a first for her, and she hoped he was a shower rather than a grower. Yet even with her concerns, she couldn't help but begin to run her fingers along her slit, the anticipation and potential danger of taking someone so big nearly enough to make her shiver.

As he approached, his walk sending his impressive length swinging in pendulous motion, Sigi leaned back, hoping he intended to give her a little tonguing before he stretched her apart.

"Turn around, get on all fours.", Bren instructed dispassionately.

"Wuh? Don't you wanna get a little warmed up?", Sigi asked, even as she obeyed and found herself looking down at the bed sheets.

"I'll manage.", Bren said, seemingly oblivious that wasn't the part Sigi was concerned with. She wasn't certain she was nearly wet enough to accommodate his girth.

"Uh!", Sigi yelped as she felt Bren's flaccid length plant itself between her buttcheeks, rubbing up against her tail. "Not in the butt, eh?", she asked with some further concern.

"Wasn't planning on it.", Bren said with a shrug, then took hold of her tail in one hand and his own rod in the other. She wasn't sure what he was doing, but she could only guess he was getting himself hard. The next thing she heard was the telltale sound of a condom wrapper ripping open, then the sound of the condom itself unfurling over the horse's length. Much to her shame, she'd forgotten to assure that herself. She'd hear no end of it from Ferk if she got pregnant after all his nagging.

"Mh.", Sigi gasped out as she suddenly felt his rigid flesh press up against her hole, taking a moment to rub up along her slit, right down to her clit and back, before pushing forward inside her. "Ohhh!", she groaned as he split her open, her hole straining to take in a man so much larger than herself. Gripping the sheets hard, she began to breathe heavily as the horse then began to inch his way forward. She felt like she would soon burst, her hole full like never before, until finally he reached a terrifying limit. She wondered if he'd even reached half way in, but thankfully he didn't try to go deeper. "Ah. Shit.", she panted out as Bren began to gently move back and forth.

Relieved her wetness had proven sufficient, she then truly began to enjoy the feeling of getting stuffed good and proper. Eyes closed and mouth open, she panted gently in response to his efforts, every thrust bringing her greater and greater pleasure. Then he began to speed up.

Sigi's eyes bulged open when she felt it the first time - a bump against her insides not just uncomfortable, but downright painful. "Woah! Slow down, big boy.", she said, briefly turning towards the horse, but he seemed to ignore her, continuing to plow into her painfully hard. 'Oh shit.', she thought to herself, realizing she didn't exactly have much recourse in this position. Her arms soon gave in from the incessant thrusting, and she was pressed chest-first against the bed. This was not how she imagined her night going.

With Sigi able only to lay there and take it, this went on and on for much longer than she would've liked. Though the cramping pain seemingly dulled for now, she suspected she would feel it in the morning, and perhaps many days after.

"Ah. Ah! Ah!", Sigi began to yelp out against her will, almost numb to the accompanying sensations by now, able only to pant and sweat in response to the brutal thrashing her cunt was receiving. Though it wasn't entirely absent of pleasure, she could hardly describe it as desirable, and it went on for way too long. She was beginning to think it might never end, or that she would lose consciousness before it did, when finally...

"Ough!", Bren bellowed obscenely as he halted in his efforts, his thrusts slowed but now seemingly attempting to reach Sigi's throat. He was cumming, and she felt ready to throw up. Then, just like that, it was over, and she felt him slowly slide out of her cunny. She dropped to her side immediately, shellshocked from the punishment a simple dicking had delivered. She was shivering from head to toe, her legs and cunny quivering uncontrollably, cold sweat continually coating her entire form.

This was not an experience she felt like trying again.


Leaning into their car, with a burning blunt in hand, Ferk surveyed the early morning sights of the Hole. Hungover patrons desperately seeking a cure for their ailments, hookers looking for an early paycheck, and junkies enjoying their morning blunts and pills to get the day going. In a brief moment of reflection, he considered the blunt in his hand, then shrugged and took a puff.

Just then, he noticed Sigi walk out of the Hive, looking none too pleased... and walking rather funny. Had she been bushwhacked or drugged?

"What happened?", Ferk asked.

"Don't ask.", Sigi said glumly and swiped the blunt from his hand before taking a pull.

"Too late.", Ferk said, then took back his smoke.

"Got more than I bargained for.", Sigi said, then exhaled the smoke through her nose. "Too big.", she added glumly.

"Not into big ones anymore?", Ferk asked with a toothy grin, then took a pull himself.

Sigi looked at him like she really resented that smile. "Let's just say I'm on a diet for now.", she said, then swiped the blunt again and finished it off. "Ahhhh, fug. Can we go home now?", she asked.

"Eh? Thought you wanted a second night.", Ferk said, furrowing his brow.

"Fug that. I'm too sore.", Sigi complained.

"Shouldn't be driving after a smoke.", Ferk said with a tilt of his mouth.

"We'll manage this one time.", Sigi said and went towards the passenger-side door.

"A'ight, I guess.", Ferk said with a shrug.


With their freshly refueled engine roaring loud and proud, they almost flew through the empty wastes. Ferk was struggling not to doze off, the effects of his smoke threatening to lull him into a stupor. Sigi, meanwhile, seemed quite relaxed, with one leg on the dashboard, the other below. Though she might've also simply preferred not to sit straight due to her recent experiences. Her seatbelt was fastened in a rather unusual fashion, the lower belt going over one leg and beneath the other. Ferk wasn't sure stopping would be particularly pleasant with that setup, but that was hardly his business. What mattered to him for the moment was keeping himself awake and focused.

"So how big was he?", Ferk asked with a toothy smile.

"Uh. Like... thrice your size?", Sigi estimated.

Ferk whistled in awe.

"Why? You interested in getting a go, too?", Sigi asked in amusement.

"Hah! Not really my type.", Ferk laughed.

"Prefer smaller than yours?", Sigi asked on teasingly.

Ferk merely rolled his eyes. He wasn't exactly comfortable discussing his tastes in men and Sigi knew it.

"So what were you up to?", Sigi asked, deciding to change the subject.

"Found a bird, helped her get drunk faster, left her a 'gift'.", Ferk said, now sounding pleased with himself.

"Heh. Good job.", Sigi said, then quite unexpectedly gave Ferk a firm double-tap on the crotch. It made him flinch and gasp out in discomfort.

"Ah! Hey.", Ferk frowned, both surprised and a little annoyed. "Don't tap my nuts while I'm driving.", he said.

"Our nuts.", Sigi said in a matter-of-fact way.

"Wha?", Ferk asked with the purest of confusion.

"Nevermind.", Sigi said after a moment of reflection and looked out the window, still smiling, as though there was some inside joke Ferk wasn't getting.

Ferk shook his head. He wasn't sure he liked Sigi high like this. At least on whatever it was they smoked.

"Sorry.", Sigi then said and gave Ferk a much lighter but still firm rub between the legs. Ferk once again flinched, though this time purely in surprise. It actually felt rather nice.

He looked at her questioningly, but she was now looking away with her eyes closed, seemingly dozing off. Or just acting coy.

Maybe he liked her high on this stuff after all.