The Happy Ermine

Story by Matkaja on SoFurry

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#2 of Big and Small

The wolf Reinhardt is an investor looking for an investment opportunity. In his search he comes across "The Happy Ermine", a brothel that specializes in providing clients with small musteline prostitutes. The brothel owner, the ferret Louis, offers to take him on a tour and show him everything the establishment has to offer. And he also allows Reinhardt to try some of the attractions the brothel has to offer.

This story takes place in the same universe as "Pocket Ferret", a society with two kinds of inhabitants, very big ones and rather small ones. Hence, one of the prominent, recurring themes is size difference. It is also an introduction and a story hook if I decide to write more stories that play in the brothel "The Happy Ermine".

I hope you enjoy the read. Feel free to leave your thoughts and feedback if you like.


Reinhardt, a middle-aged wolf with a graying mane, was sitting in shorts and an airy blue summer shirt in the lobby of The Happy Ermine, one of the biggest brothels in the city. He was sitting at his own table in the brothel's cafe and idly sipped on a cup of tea. The other tables were packed with people, there was almost no free space left, and countless employees were busily tending to all the customers. The waiters wore cute burgundy uniforms and served the guests with food and drink. The hookers wore uniforms as well, but much more revealing ones, and were on the lookout for potential clients.

This brothel had a unique feature. All of its employees, at least those visible to the public, were small mustelids like otters, ermines or ferrets. The wolf wasn't here for pleasure though, but for business. He was waiting for the brothel's owner to turn up. Reinhardt looked at his watch and sighed, when would he come? He hadn't finished his thought when he heard a voice behind him. "Hello, Reinhardt. I'm glad you're here." The wolf turned around and spotted a slender, little ferret male. The hob had brown fur and an adorable mask pattern on his face, which was quite common among ferrets. He was wearing a more casual version of the waiter uniform. "Good day, Louis. I'm happy to finally see you in person. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to have a look at your establishment." The small male elegantly hopped onto the second chair at the table and climbed on the table plate. He happily shook paws with the wolf. It felt quite comical, because the ferret's paws were so incredibly tiny!

"So, how's your day been?" "Can't complain. I'm really looking forward to this afternoon.", Reinhardt said with a smile. Even sitting on the table, the ferret hob was still below the wolf's eye level. In their society, there existed two kinds of people. The large ones, for example wolves like Reinhardt, who were usually about seven to nine feet tall, and the small ones like Louis, who were only about three to five feet tall. Obviously, there existed a long, difficult history with size discrimination and all that. But for several decades now their society had reached a point where big and small were finally living together in harmony. In most industries, size difference didn't matter anymore, but in a business like The Happy Ermine, where appearance mattered the most, size was still relevant. However, not in a discriminatory fashion, but because some people preferred big partners and others small partners. Some brothels just offered all sizes, but others focused on one size and built their whole business model around it, like The Happy Ermine did.

The reason why Reinhardt was here today was simple. The wolf was an investor looking for an investment opportunity in his home town. Louis's brothel had performed particularly well and he liked the concept of it. After a few calls, they had agreed that the little owner would give him a tour of this place. "Ready to go?", the ferret hob asked after the wolf had finished his tea. He nodded and stood up. "I'd like to ask you a favor. My legs are a lot smaller than yours, so would you mind carrying me around with you? The tour will be be much faster and better if I don't have to run everywhere, you know.", Louis requested. "That sounds like a good idea, here you go.", the canine shrugged and knelt down to allow the little mustelid to climb on his shoulders. "Thanks." Louis clung to Reinhardt's neck and pointed him to their next destination.

On their way, he started explaining: "This area is the public lobby. Just an ordinary cafe with the twist that all waiters are small otters, ferrets and other mustelids. And some of the staff are hookers casually looking for business. I'm actually quite proud of this place, since it is one of the most frequented cafes in the entire city. But it is probably the place you care least about, right?" "Well, I assume that it is an important part of the entire concept of your establishment, isn't it?", the wolf asked. "Indeed. It's a nice, clean spot for potential clients to get a first look. Now, our next destination lies behind this door." Louis pointed at a milk-glass door that prominently spelled "public racks". The wolf headed straight over. He actually enjoyed that the little ferret was sitting on his shoulders, because it was much easier to listen to him that way.

Upon entering Reinhardt immediately noticed the change in tone. The calm atmosphere was gone, this place smelled and sounded of hot, raunchy sex. There was a little locker room at the entrance and some sort of tollgate after that. "These are the public fuck racks, a spot where you can go and experience our services in the most casual manner. The only thing required to pass this gate is a medical pass and a small fee to cover all the expenses for expendable items like condoms or wipes." The little ferret handed him an employee ID card so he could enter the area without paying the fee. "I'm just gonna assume that you've had a recent medical check and are in the possession of a valid medical pass, right?" Reinhardt wordlessly lifted a greed card. It was a simple storage card that contained all relevant medical data, vaccination details and information about STDs. It was very sensible to check this card before allowing someone to enter the public racks.

The racks were much busier than the cafe, mainly because there was less space to move around. Countless people of all sizes, species and genders were running around and having a lot of loud, horny fun with the various attractions the public racks had to offer. The lewd atmosphere aroused the wolf quite a bit and he felt his pants tighten. "We've got three different kinds of racks here. The first one is probably the best known, a simple wall mount." An entire row of holes seamed the wall. One of them was closed for maintenance, the others presented many different naked butts. Most of them were in heavy use, but a single one in the back was still unoccupied.

"By the way, feel free to have a try, if you want. It's on the house.", Louis salaciously purred into his ear. Reinhardt was a little hesitant. He was trying to take a professional tour of the brothel to decide if he should invest, he wasn't here for fun. But maybe a quick taste wouldn't hurt. After all, the quality of the service was also important for his decision. While he clumsily got ready and unpacked his meat, the owner waffled on about the different features of the wall mount. There was a high-def display showing the name and face of the person the butt belonged to as well as some other useful information. This cute, petite rear belonged to an otter named Max. The display also informed Reinhardt that the otter liked getting rimmed, getting blown and having clients play with his tail. Accordingly, both the otter's tail and his pink little prick dangled freely and were available for use, too.

"There are two buttons for further preparation, a condom dispenser and a dispenser for wipes.", the ferret hob informed him, "Feel free to try the buttons." The first button showed a pictogram of an ass getting sprayed with water. The wolf nodded and curiously pressed the button. The otter was pulled inside with an electric whir. A transparent pane moved up and shielded the hole. Reinhardt watched as a set of automated showerheads sprinkled water on the mustelid's ass from all angles. Then a smaller hose squirted a clear, viscous liquid into his asshole and a brush quickly scrubbed it everywhere. The pane moved aside and the cleaned and prepped butt was shoved back out again. "Now he's all fresh, clean and lubed up. Ready for your enjoyment. Also, if the button isn't pressed for about an hour, the mechanism will automatically activate to take care of the employee." "And the other button?", the wolf inquired. It depicted just two arrows pointing in opposite directions. "Push it and find out."

Once again, the otter was carried inside and prepared. This time not with a shower, but with four braces that moved into his tailhole and slowly extended outwards, spreading the otter further and further until his pucker was a huge, abyssal gape. "Oh, okay.", Reinhardt muttered with surprise. "For technical reasons, well, biological, to be precise, the maximum cock size is limited to a length of sixteen inches and a diameter of six inches. Anything larger than that isn't allowed to use the public racks here. However, even lubed up, our employees aren't able to take the maximum allowed size without further preparations. That's what this button is for. Ready to have a go now?"

The wolf nodded eagerly. He grabbed his cock and casually rested the tip on the otter's loosened, prepared sphincter. With all the lube, sliding it in was no problem, and the wet otterhole readily embraced his canine shaft. The intensive stretching beforehand probably hadn't been the best idea, penetrating Max's ass felt like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Reinhardt vigorously pounded the ass in the wall, but it really didn't feel satisfying at all. Luckily, the ferret on his shoulders had an ingenious idea. If Max was too loose for one, maybe two would fit better? Louis climbed down and simply sat down on the canine's swollen, thrusting shaft. He clumsily pulled down his briefs and pushed his small dick into the otter as well.

Reinhardt grunted in surprise, but the ferret's idea worked quite well. Now, with two schlongs up the otter's loose ass, the penetration felt somewhat tight and actually enjoyable. Sure, it also felt a bit weird, because the ferret hob was sitting on his cock while letting him do all the thrusting, but he didn't mind. Louis came first with a particularly lewd, squeaky scream and ejected the contents of his little nuts into the otter hole. Just mere seconds later, Reinhardt came and put his little trickle to shame. With a guttural, horny growl he pumped his cum deep into Max's ass.

Louis quickly dismounted his swollen dog prick, nimbly climbed back onto his shoulders and whispered: "There you go, big boy. Knot him good!" Reinhardt nodded and rammed his bloated, fully engorged knot into the otter hole. He heard a lewd groan as his bulb moved past the little otter's sphincter and wetly plopped inside. The wolf's tongue flopped out and he came again with a second, more powerful orgasm. There was nothing more satisfying then getting to knot a bitch, he growled pleased. The large male stayed inside for two more minutes and enjoyed the cozy afterglow of his orgasm. Luckily he didn't have to wait for his knot to deflate before pulling out. The otter's ass was so incredibly loose that his huge bulb slipped out with surprisingly little effort.

The huge, leaking crater gave the horny wolf a lewd idea. He wanted to give the little employee something in return for his services. Reinhardt got down on his knees and licked Max's ass with relish. He energetically brushed his tongue all over the stretched ring, pushed it deep into the warm, sticky gape and hungrily sucked on his ass. The creampie the wolf had just given him spilled out and caressed his taste buds with the delicious mixture of used otter ass and his own cum. Muffled groans emerged from behind the wall and told him that the beneficiary of his lustful anilingus really enjoyed this unexpected but highly welcome treatment. "Well, well. It doesn't happen too often that a client does something like that.", Louis commented with a chuckle, "You wouldn't mind if I told Max who that handsome stranger was who ate his ass?" Still busy eating ass, Reinhardt gave him a simple thumbs-up.

The wolf sensed that the otter was about to cum moments before he actually came. Reinhardt pulled out his tongue and lewdly dragged it over Max's taint, his snug, little nutsack and up his quivering cock. The large canine lustfully fingered the massive gape and roughly rubbed Max's sensitive prostate while sucking on his little prick. His passion aroused Louis so much, that he joined in. The ferret grabbed the otter's ass and licked it with relish while Reinhardt fingered him and sucked him off. Somewhere behind the wall, Max came with the most blissful cry. The wolf hungrily swallowed all of his delicious jizz and fiercely squeezed his pleasure nub to tease out every last drop of the tangy, sticky liquid.

Now everyone's gotten happy, he thought with a smile and licked the last droplets of cum from his lips. Louis smashed the cleaning button and crawled back onto the wolf's shoulders. "I think you've given him a nice story to tell after his shift is over.", the ferret hob snickered, "He'll probably never forget this."

The next attraction was a much busier one. It was a rack in the middle of the room in which a mink gal was strapped in, happily and eagerly receiving a lewd filling from both ends. "That's the free-for-all rack. It obviously offers a much bigger show than a simple wall mount.", the ferret explained. The little woman was busy taking two large reindeer, one up her ass and one down her throat, making obscene choking and gagging noises. "What's this piece of belt for?", Reinhardt inquired and pointed at a black strap that dangled around the waist of the mink. Its ends seemed to have been torn apart. "Oh, that?", Louis began to laugh, "That's the inflation strap. At the beginning of the shift, its tightened around her belly. Over the course of the shift, with every new cum filling she receives, her belly swells and eventually the strap snaps. The one causing the snapping gets a drink on the house." Judging by the mink's massive, wobbling belly, the moment when the strap had given up was probably quite a while ago.

Reinhardt felt his cock swell again and the conspicuous bulge in his pants made the ferret on his shoulders quip: "You know, usually no one in here wears any clothes. It's not like there is any decency left to be had at such a place." Then he demonstratively wrapped his slender, noodly body around his neck, only to show the wolf that he hadn't bothered to put his underwear back on after the romp with the otter. The little ferret owner basically pressed his leaky, rosy prick right into his face of the prospective investor. What a bold move, the wolf thought, but he didn't mind, he embraced it even. After all, they had fucked an otter in the ass together just moments ago. He grabbed Louis and pulled him closer to give his pecker a quick, saucy kiss.

The two males let the reindeer do their thing and moved on to the last point of interest. The way the ferret fidgeted around told Reinhardt that he was in for something special. The other side of the room was lined with what appeared to be the complete opposite of wall mounts. "Those are the riding mounts. A rather new development which is supposed to be the direct counterpart to a wall mount.", the ferret stated, "While it is fairly easy to stick your dick into a hole in the wall, its a little more complicated to do so with your pussy or ass. Or with your mouth. Of course, glory holes immediately spring to mind when you think about it, but they still mainly focus on the pleasure of the penetrator, not the one getting penetrated."

They walked to the only free spot. There was a display just as with the wall mount, but there was no hole in the wall. It looked much more like a drawer. Reinhardt grabbed the handle and carefully pulled out the curious device. What he revealed was basically just the lower body of an ermine called Luca. "These things were developed to replace an artificial riding mount with an actual person. This way, all the women and men can have some fun, but without the contortions needed at a glory hole. The general functionality is the same as for the wall mounts, except that the fun bits are switched. Again, feel free to try it out for yourself.", Louis said.

Now that he had already pulled the drawer out and probably filled the ermine with anticipation, Reinhardt decided to go ahead and give the riding mount a spin as well. He skimmed over Luca's preferences and quickly went down on him to give the restrained male a quick blowjob. Interestingly, the ermine's feet were slotted into little shackles that were easily movable. This was probably meant to assist anyone who was more interested in the ermine's feet than in anything else.

For someone so small, Luca was quite hung . His dick wasn't too big to swallow, but it felt really nice to get a mouthful of cock, Reinhardt thought. He eagerly wrapped his broad canine tongue around the red, throbbing manhood and eagerly sucked the fixed male off. The brothel's owner climbed onto the mount and watched him with excited curiosity. "You do like sucking cock a lot, don't you?", he asked sassy. The wolf didn't respond until he had finished the blowjob. With the ermine's semen on his lips he looked up and smiled: "Yes. Yes I love it and everything that comes with it." The little ferret hob grew bolder and bolder by the second, and Reinhardt loved it. This was much better than being unnecessarily formal with each other.

After the wolf had finished, he gently shoved the mount back into the wall. He had a quick look around, he was curious what kind of person would use such a contraption. He spotted a few other wolves, a tigress, a wolverine and a sheep ewe happily riding their mounts, and a group of otters pleasuring a particularly lucky individual with utmost dedication. "Tell me, what do you do to prevent accidents? I mean, what happens if a female customer comes in and gets knocked up?", he asked. Louis giggled and sounded as if he had been waiting for this question to pop up for a while: "A valid objection. The risk lies with the customer. We provide condoms free of additional charge, so anyone who has a go without using one has to provide some different kind of protection. Legally, we are not required to recoup an unwanted impregnation and its consequences at all." "And if they walk in here just to get knocked up?" "That's up to them. And there are definitely better places to do this."

Now that they had explored all of the features the public racks had to offer, the wolf left with the ferret on his shoulders. "So, tell me, what do you think?" Reinhardt rubbed his chin and replied: "I had assumed that it would be ~ahem~ a lot messier and chaotic. It's not what I expect when thinking of public racks, and to be honest, I'm really fascinated and impressed. Rampant lust meets professionalism." "Oh, it can get a lot messier than this. Especially in the evening hours when the rush is at its peak. But we designed the room with a slatted floor and drains so that it is much easier to clean even after the biggest, lewdest orgy.", Louis told him with a proud smile. It was really obvious that a lot of passion and ingenuity had gone into this place.

Before they moved on to the next place, they made a quick stop at a changing room. Reinhardt walked inside and asked puzzled: "Why did you lead me here?" "Well, after seeing you getting all aroused and excited, I thought it would be a great idea to continue without any hindering clothes. Wouldn't you agree?" The wolf sighed and nodded. Judging by the hospitality he had received so far, it probably wouldn't be too long until the next lewd opportunity presented itself. Well, so much for his professionalism, he thought while he stripped down. But who was he kidding? Deep inside, the oh so noble investor was as lecherous and horny a beast as any other client of The Happy Ermine.

Louis stood on the bench and looked like something was bothering him. "What's up?", the wolf asked. The ferret nervously licked his lips and replied timidly: "Would you mind if I undressed too? Like, would you still bother carrying me around if I were naked?" "Well, that didn't seem to bother you before, did it?", Reinhardt replied snarky when he remembered the moment the little owner had brazenly pushed his dick into his face. Louis was visibly embarrassed: "Yeah, sorry. I got a little carried away there." "No worries.", the wolf chuckled. It looked like he wasn't the only one who fruitlessly tried to maintain a certain aura of professionalism. The ferret hastily removed his pants and underwear before climbing back onto the larger male. He kept the rest of his uniform, probably to remain recognizable as an employee and not be mistaken for a customer.

The next stop was the brothel's second cafe. It looked very similar to the one in the front lobby, but mirrored. Only the roaming people were clearly different. First of all, there was a noticeable lack of clothing. Secondly, people were brazenly having sex at three of the tables. "Welcome to the clients-only cafe that offers a few additional perks. You may have noticed that we dropped the burgundy-only color palette in favor of a three-color scheme." Reinhardt nodded, there were employees wearing emerald, royal blue or the trademark burgundy. He wondered what was up with that, but he assumed that he was just about to find out about it.

"Everyone with a subscription is free to enter and make use of the services we offer in this place. I'm gonna show you an exhaustive list of the various benefits of the different subscription models sometime later, when we're in the office. In short, we have a policy called 'grope'n'fuck' in place. The workers in the blue uniforms are for looking only, the green ones are available for groping or fondling, and the red ones are fair game for everyone.", Louis explained. The had a seat and soon one of the waiters, a cute, girlish ferret in a royal blue uniform, visited them. The waiters here were dressed just as revealingly as the hookers, the wolf noticed. The ferret elegantly jumped onto the table and handed them a menu. Reinhardt skimmed it and looked at Louis. "Almost everything's on the house, Reinhardt. Just pick whatever you want. I'd suggest the breeder's brew." "Any reason why?" "It's a tasty drink spiked with some nanotechnology to temporarily boost your body's readiness and decrease the recuperation time between orgasms. It'll probably serve you well on the remaining tour, don't you think?" Was the owner trying to bribe him with lots of sex? "Alright, I'd like a breeder's brew, please." "Make it two.", the brothel's owner added.

The ferret waiter nodded. "Of course, I'm on my way.", he purred, "By the way, feel free to have a touch whenever you like, sir." Then he gracefully hopped off the table and left them with his tail raised high and swishing around seductively. "What did he say there?", Reinhardt asked Louis. The small male giggled and replied: "The blue uniform means that the wearer isn't interested in being groped without explicit permission. And that's exactly what he has done, he allowed you to grope him if you like."

A few moments later, the cute waiter returned carrying a large platter with two large, blue drinks. He elegantly put them on the table and was about to leave when Reinhardt stopped him. "Hey, about your offer.", he said. The ferret turned around with the most salacious smile on his little lips: "Yes, sir? What else can I help you with?" "Would you be willing to come here. On my lap?", the wolf asked. The waiter beamed and nodded eagerly: "With the greatest pleasure, sir."

While he made himself comfortable and sat right on Reinhardt's sheath, the wolf took his glass and gave it a wary sniff. "This looks really fancy.", he remarked. Louis had already grabbed his straw and was busy drinking his serving. It was rather funny that they both had received the exact same amount. To him it was a refreshing little drink, for the little ferret it was a barrel-sized challenge. Watching him eagerly chug the blue liquid convinced the wolf to try it as well. He had a little sip. It tasted herbal, minty and sugary. There was also a sudden, fuzzy feeling spreading inside him that made him take another sip. "It doesn't only look fancy, it tastes fancy, too.", he chuckled, "And somehow drinking it feels really funny. You sure that this is supposed to feel this prickly?" "That's the technology you're feeling there. But don't worry, it's completely safe."

Whatever the drink was doing, it also boosted Reinhardt's arousal. He heard an excited gasp as the waiter sitting on his lap noticed his tapered cock emerging from his sheath. "May I help you with this, sir?", Reinhardt heard him ask politely. "Sure, go ahead.", the wolf chuckled. He was promptly rewarded with an eager handjob when the little ferret wrapped his paws around the swelling shaft and furiously jerked him off. With rekindled lust he rapidly emptied his glass and pushed it aside to focus on the little mustelid. While the little guy was busy rubbing him off, Reinhardt loosened the ferret's jockstrap and pulled it off. The waiter reached out and insistently tried to pull the jockstrap from his fingers. The wolf let him have it and watched in amazement as the ferret pulled it over his muzzle.

The tiny male continued jerking him with much more vigor, rubbing his own cute crotch and petite pink shaft against the wolf's rod. "It's a design feature.", Louis commented casually, "Self-musk stimulation. Turns out to be a fantastic stimulant for some." The ferret at his dick was moaning hotly. He looked up and asked with hopeful eyes: "May I become your cocksleeve, sir?" Reinhardt was stunned, but also excited about the sudden and blunt request. He nodded and watched as the ferret swiftly lubed himself up with a squirt bottle he was carrying on his belt and climbed on top of his prick.

The waiter sank down on his wang with a jubilant, exhilarated gasp. Even the big wolf let off a deep grunt when he felt the tight, warm embrace of the mustelid's little ass. "Could you please ~ah~ help me ~oooh~", the waiter wheezed breathlessly, "Sir?" Reinhardt gladly lend him a paw, wrapped it around his narrow waist and used him like a pocket pussy. Driven by the lust-enhancing boost of the drink, the wolf eventually stood up and gave the horny ferret hob a relentless dicking. The loud noises the little waiter made drew everyone's attention to them. The clients sitting at the neighboring tables turned around and watched the show. Most of them gave it just a curious, but fleeting glance, but others used it as an opportunity to enjoy themselves. Louis even dropped on his back and brazenly whacked his meat to the big gray wolf pounding the squeaky, little ferret cocksleeve and distending his taut, firm belly.

Reinhardt came with a gruff, surprisingly feral growl and harshly squeezed his fat knot into the stretchy mustelid. The little guy buried his face in his paws and cried with unspeakable passion. "Yes, knot me, you big bad beast!", he slurred as the wolf's nuts injected their potent, rich load into his slender little belly, making it bulge even more. "Hey, buddy, ready for another tip?", Louis grunted raunchily and pressed his dripping cock into the waiter's face. "Yes, please!", he cried and got a wet load all over his face.

The wolf sat back down with a happy grin and stroked the ferret sitting on his rod. He felt his fingers getting suspiciously wet and realized that the hob just had come over his paw. He sniffed at the milky cum stains and licked them off, one finger after the other. A tanuki and a cheetah walked by. The tanuki gal patted him on the shoulder and commented: "Nice show, boy." And the cheetah purred: "Are you new here?" Reinhardt was a little stunned by the unexpected attention and stammered abashed: "Yes, yes I am." "He's an investor looking for an investment opportunity. ", Louis explained. "Ah, alright. What's your assessment?", the feline inquired curiously. "It's pretty great here, I think.", the wolf stuttered. The cheetah nodded and left with a smirk.

Reinhardt ordered a glass of water to cool down while he waited for his knot to deflate and release the ferret stuck on his cock. Louis was still drinking his breeder's brew and casually explained what else this cafe had to offer. Apparently, they also served hot meals and breakfast for those who stayed a little longer in the brothel. The wolf gave the mustelid hanging from his rod a tug from time to time to check whether he could pull him off. And the little ferret waiter was just happy and overjoyed the entire time. He had put his jockstrap back on and lazily brushed his boss's cum out of his face.

Finally the wolf's tool slipped free with a noisy plop and a trickle of seed. The little waiter sealed his leaky butt with a small inflatable plug, gave the large canine a brief, adorable hug and clumsily waddled away. "Well, I think that was enough as a first impression of the cafe." Reinhardt said and Louis nodded. "You want to move on then?" "Gladly." The ferret climbed on his shoulders and guided him. They went back in the direction of the public area and entered a staircase leading to the higher levels where all the lewder stuff happened.

This was just the beginning of the tour, the wolf realized. And there was a lot more to see and experience.