Kobold Kaos - Brooding

Story by Tristan Hawthorne on SoFurry

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#19 of Patreon Stories

When Guese gave Janus a form that soothed their dysphoria and dysmorphia, they didn't really alter much else. They still had other anxieties, desires, aversions. And they were still a sex-repulsed asexual with a libido.

This is a story where Janus explores self-love in their new body in many ways, and then has to deal with the consequences.

Contains: Masturbation, Self-Tail Sex, Abdominal Bulging from Penetration, Excessive Cum, Post-Penetration Gaping, Messy Fingering, Rapid Egg Development, Surprise Fertility, Pregnant Enby, Hyper Tail, Erogenous Tummy, Masturbation in the Shower, Accidentally Destructive Tail, Hyper Pregnancy, Needing Help to Get Around, Enormous Egg Laying, Giant Gel Serpent Entity, Egg Swallowing, Surrogate Incubation, Tail-Probing Hammerspace Insides, Imagined Transformative Unbirth, Condom Filling, Reality Warping, Full Grown Offspring, Groverhaus Hoarding, a Familiar Telepathic Kobold Boi and Acknowledging The Next Generation Also Has a Libido.

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Janus panted heavily, laying on their back in bed. One thing that definitely hadn't changed about their body when they became a kobold was their all or nothing libido. As such, the cream scaled draconid pressed their tail deeper into the slit between their legs. One of their hands was grasping at the ridged member that emerged from the front of the parting in their scales, grinding their smooth palm along the bare flesh.

The meters of prehensile, girthy tail twisted back on itself to ram in just above its base, while having the middle of the serpentine appendage draped over their sensitive tummy scales. Each time they pressed deeper, the sliding motion of their scales together sent a tingle of pleasure through their body, working them towards their oncoming peak more rapidly. Somehow Guese had managed to maintain all of their erogenous zones across species while adding a whole new one in the underside of their powerful tail. Janus pressed deeper, a breathless gasp escaping their throat.

Just above where their tail was draped over their belly, the shape of the appendage's probing tip distended up into the kobold's chest. Spotting that a mere inch away from the tip of their snout, Janus closed their eyes tightly, body shuddering. Their shaft jolted in their grip, each gush as much as their whole release had been as a human. The throes lasted longer than the overwhelmed draconid could count shots, leaving them slumped on the bed, their own seed splattered over their tail, chest, and face, while drizzling all over their claw.

Janus groaned weakly, muttering. "I don't know why I thought being a kobold would mean I wouldn't need that skeet rag." They slowly dragged the length of tail they had impaled themself onto from their anal vent, the tip feeling cold as it emerged into the ambient room temperature from being buried in their core. The kobold panted softly, reaching down with their messy claw to feel the gape that the girth of their caudal appendage had left slowly closing and tightening back up.

Writhing a bit, oversensitive after their climax, they felt the flesh seem to pull at their fingers once it was settled down around their claw. "Guh..." Janus pulled their claw free and looked over it, finding they'd accidentally wiped off all the clinging spunk inside. They shakily sat up and lifted their tail into its neutrally buoyant state, starting to walk to the bathroom to clean up. "Definitely gonna need to pick up some condoms..."

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Janus awoke the next morning on their side, after falling asleep on their front. The kobold yawned and shifted their hips drowsily. An odd sensation in their tummy snapped them to full awareness. Sitting up, they put their claws on their belly and rubbed.

The first thing they noticed was that the scaled tummy was swollen out more than it had been the night before, to around the size it was while containing their probing tail. That was clearly not the cause right now, as their tailtip was resting on one of the other pillows on the bed. What Janus felt when they rubbed, however, felt like...

The kobold's eyes widened. "Eggs."

Without bothering to get dressed at all, they twisted their tail into a hoop and rolled into the portal that formed there. Janus flopped onto Ame's bed halfway across the country, and was up on their claws. The kobold looked around for their urd friend, spotting no one. Of course, time zones... "Ame!" They blushed a bit at how their voice came out, heading for the bedroom door.

With the sound of fluttering wings and claws coming down, the door opened. Ame folded her wings. "Yeah, Janus? You're... naked and..." She trailed off, staring at the egg bump her friend was sporting. "Oh gods."

Janus rubbed the side of their head, blushing deeper as they realized they were just standing there naked and unannounced. "Yeah, I know..." They too trailed off as a high pitched noise distracted them.

Ame had her claws clasped directly beneath her chin, eyes sparkling as a quiet, high pitched squee escaped her throat. "You're pregnant?" She dove, plapping both claws on the belly and rubbing it with an affectionate coo.

The long-tailed kobold let out a rather undignified yip at this reaction, their blush not getting any lighter. "I... uh... think so. I didn't mean to... uh..."

The urd perked, distracted from her fawning. "Wait, who impregnated you? Details!"

Janus yipped again. "I did it myself!" They covered their blushing cheeks in their claws. "At least... I think that's what happened. It was an accident."

Ame's claws gently rubbed over the belly, pressing firmly enough to feel the eggs shift around. "What did you do?" She asked a bit quieter.

The pregnant kobold muttered bashfully, fidgeting with their toes. "I accidentally got some cum in my anal vent after masturbating... I guess it's a fully functional cloaca..."

"That's why you use protection." Ame giggled at how flustered the naked kobold still was.

Janus ground their smooth palms into their cheekbones and over their closed eyes with a low whiiine, their tail thrashing in the air above the bed.

"Since Guese designed things to be like how you like..." The urd grinned a bit wider. "I didn't realize you were into... thempreg."

At the pun, the cream-colored kobold flopped over with a groan, onto Ame's bed.

"Think of it this way." She climbed up on the bed beside them and gently rubbed along their belly. "At least it's eggs and not a live birth."

"Yeah.... That is a silver lining." Janus murmured, blushing but just basking in the attention their sensitive tummy was receiving.

"Anyway, it might just be that you triggered a laying thing in your body and they're not even fertilized." Ame reasoned, rubbing along them.

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Only two weeks later, Janus was having trouble getting around the house on their feet, as swollen as they were with their eggs. The way they shifted on their own sometimes convinced them that their original assessment was correct, that they had indeed been fertilized. Thankfully their tail acted as a good counterbalance to the heavy clutch, despite how it seemed to behave weightless when held in the air. But still, the extra weight and the extra size was getting inconvenient.

Another thing that was inconvenient was that their libido was almost always stuck in the on position. The forms within their body shifted about against their sensitive insides with every movement, and then shuddering on their own from the life within when they were still! The cream-colored kobold had stopped bothering with clothes in their own house after a few days of their surprise pregnancy just for more ease of access.

Janus had also taken to retreating to the bathtub when they needed to tend to their lust, since it made the cleanup easier, at the very least. Their long tail slithered around to form a support in the base of the tub as they turned away from the enamel. They got a good grip on the smooth surface by expanding the loop until both powerful lengths of tail squished into the sides of the tub. With this stable base they lifted their body up and into the shower space.

Setting their feet down on top of the curve of their tail halfway down its length, they pulled the curtain shut and turned on the water. A shiver travelled up the yards of tail to their back at the initial blast of cold water from the faucet, but then it began to warm.

Janus raised the tip of their tail up from where it had been flopped atop the coil base and braced it against the back of their shoulders. From there they could lean back into a seat of their own powerful rear appendage, spreading their thighs out in midair. Biting their lip, the kobold reached around their egg-filled belly, past their pulsing shaft, and into the slit in their scales that housed their cloaca.

They twisted a bit, reaching out with their toes to tug the pull on the faucet to send the water up to the shower head. They worked their fingers against the violet flesh just within their anal vent as the initial chill of water that had been waiting in the pipes was pushed through the head in a wide spray across their scales. The cold was soon to be replaced with the warm water the faucet had been merrily gushing forth to submerge part of their tail before.

Their free hand reached to rub around their tender navel, inside taut against the opening, not quite yet inverting into an outie from the growing eggs within. Janus closed their eyes, stroking in slow circles amongst the falling water on their gravid midsection as their other claw focused on the inside of their vent. They wondered how big the eggs would get... would they be immobile before they laid...?

The kobold shuddered, their cloaca clenching down on their fingers as their shaft began to gush slick ropes out against the shower tile. They felt hot juices drizzling out around their claw as both of their sexes wracked the rest of their body with the pleasure of release. Janus panted heavily, sliding the fingers on their gravid middle to their shaft to press down on the topside, so none of the drizzle from it would run down its length towards their vent.

No matter how much their lust-filled mind might want to get even more gravid.

Janus quivered as their peak finally subsided, leaving them supported upon their tail with the water from the shower pouring over them. They slowly removed their hand from their vent and held it out into the stream of droplets to make sure it got rinsed off. They looked up at the showerhead, and where its attached hose screwed on... no, bad idea to just shove that in and turn it on... no matter how much they might want to feel even more full...

They felt themselves nearly lose balance and slapped their claw onto the tile wall for support, flexing their tail to re-assert the pressure to the inside of the tub. A low metal groan rung out and Janus winced, relaxing the pressure a bit. "Okay... might... might be a good idea to ask Ame to come over to help me getting around soon..."

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It had taken another week for Janus to finally get up the nerve to ask Ame to help with them. She had come over to help the other kobold set up their bed like a nest and remind them that their tail was stronger than their legs for most tasks. She didn't stay overnights, but with the long tail's portal, she was always a quick call away.

It was on one visit from the urd that Janus felt the intense contractions that meant it was time for them to lay. The gravid kobold quivered and groaned as they felt a shifting downward, out of whatever egg-producing organ and into their rear passage.

Ame curled her wing behind Janus' back. "Okay, let's get you in the nest. Lift with your tail." She guided her friend to the mass of pillows and blankets formed into a comfy divot atop their bed.

Pressing their tail down as instructed, they shakily lifted off their feet, rearing up like a cobra halfway through swallowing a large egg. Janus twisted and flopped down, their tail relaxing and slowly slithering up and into the nest to join them. It loosely coiled and looped right between their spread thighs.

Ame beat her wings and hovered down into the nest herself, taking one of Janus' hands in her own. The urd noticed the tail placement and giggled. "Are you going to lay them right into a portal?"

Janus looked confused, peering over their gravid belly, before blushing. "Oh." They huffed and shifted their tail around to be loosely curled over the side of the nest without meeting itself. Before they could say anything else to that effect, the next wave of contractions came. The kobold was unprepared for just how much they would like the feeling of the egg stretching their cloaca and down to their anal vent.

The urd rubbed her thumb over the back of Janus' claw, crooning. "It's okay, I'm here."

Just then, the kobold let out a quite obviously pleasured yip, blushing deeply as the bright red shell of an egg began to spread their thighs. Above the parting, their shaft was starting to press up against the underside of their gravid middle from all the stimulation.

Ame blushed a bit as she realized that her friend was not in pain at all. "Have you been watching those Orgasmic Birth videos and not telling me?"

Janus huffed, squirming in place as they stretched further still. "F-fuck offffff..." The kobold flexed their toes and squeezed their tail around one of the legs of the bed.

"Woo, really getting to you since you're getting salty." She squeezed their hand lightly. "I should get you some water or- holy shit." Ame cut herself off, staring between the other kobold's legs.

With a wet pop, a scarlet egg nearly the size of Janus' whole gravid belly flopped free into the nest. Said belly had hardly shrunk any for lack of the egg, and the way that they were trembling, the next would soon be coming. Indeed, an orange shell peeked into view out of the stretched anal vent, starting to gape it again, faster this time.

Ame carefully rolled the large egg to one side to make room for the next. "Jeeze, when you get pregnant, you don't fuck around..."

Janus responded with the first of many orgasms they would have while pushing an egg out that day.

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Ame found herself surrounded with six very colorful enormous eggs, Janus' belly finally as flat as it had started weeks ago. The post-partum kobold was amidst the throes of their most recent orgasm, splattering seed against the hard shells. The urd had a thought and grabbed the still pumping dick. Despite their wriggling, she angled it and used the next voluminious splatter to form a sigil on one of the untouched eggs.

Janus whined in confusion as Ame let go, "w-wha...?"

The urd reached over and splatted her claw into it, destroying the sigil. "Guese!"

"You don't have to yell, my dear." The immense serpent's head rose from over the side of the nest. "I've actually been here for a while."

Janus finally came down from their peak, looking over at the glistening white snake starting to ease its head into their nest. "W-why am I... so fertile?"

Guese giggled, flicking its tongue at the violet egg. "The kobold race is really quite endangered in this world. Only two of them!" It winked playfully. "I figured that an asexual kobold should be able to reproduce without having sex with anyone else."

Ame sat down next to Janus, fairly splattered with juices from both of her friend's sexes. "Are you really expecting them to raise six children out of nowhere?"

The gelatinous serpent coyly crooned. "Of course not." It opened its jaws and easily scooped the red egg into their mouth. Before either kobold could react, it was swallowing the first-laid down.

Janus and Ame stared, confused and speechless as the immense, unknowable serpent swallowed one after another, until the nest was empty.

Guese flitted its tongue. "There. I shall incubate them within my form. You'll see them again once they're ready." The serpent eased backwards out of the nest.

Ame perked and got up to follow. When she got to the other side of the makeshift nest, the floor on the far side of it was empty. She sighed. "Well.... That was certainly a thing. We should clean up."

Janus, however, was feeling their flat belly with a light pout. "I'm so.... Empty..."

The urd tilted her head, then smirked. "Nope, you're wearing protection from now on. If you wanna be that full I can get a hose or something."

The cream colored kobold huffed and crossed their arms over their chest, not really having a good retort to that.

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Janus carefully unwrapped a condom. Not being in the shower seemed safer on the poor tub, which was showing signs of bowing from the way their powerful tail braced at its inner walls. They checked which way it was rolled before planting it on their throbbing tip and starting to gingerly roll it down their ridged length.

Even though it had been a week since they had laid their clutch, the extra libido they had been experiencing hadn't gone down. They weren't so heat-wracked as to just immediately try to get another clutch going, but an itch in their soft midsection was there now. Janus could feel their body craving the sensation of stretching in there, of having life tucked away, developing...

They shuddered, spreading their knees on the bed a bit more. Bringing their tail's tip around to their vent, Janus began to delve in there again for the first time in over a month. After how large those eggs had been, they'd surely be able to take more of their tail than they had last time... Janus' tail slithered, the tip pressing deeper and deeper into the fleshy passage. They aimed towards that itch, where they wanted to feel the stretch most.

Janus let out a soft yip of surprise as a jolt of pleasure rocketed through them as their tail prodded a spot. At the same time their cloaca flexed eagerly, dragging inches of tail past their vent. The cream-colored kobold held on tightly to the base of the condom with one claw as they carefully eased one leg over the girth of their tail to make sure the whole loop was in front of them. This positioning coaxed them to lay back on the bed, legs folding back so that their feet were resting at the apex of either of their wide hips.

They laid their head down, careful of their horns, and flexed their inner muscles needily. Janus' jaw dropped as they felt their tail get dragged in even more eagerly than the involuntary flex. They pressed deeper, their free claw moving to stroke around their navel, which had regained its depth without the pressure behind it. Inch by inch by foot by yard they eagerly pulled and shoved their tail into that spot that craved to be filled.

It wasn't until they felt the double-back of their tail nearing its base that Janus realized what was happening. Their stomach hadn't bulged at all. They peeked down at their belly and shifted their tail around. A quiver of pleasure certainly rolled through them, but not a sign to be seen on their soft midsection.

Some part of their mind thought that it was only natural. After all, they laid six eggs each as large as the rest of their body from a gravid belly that was only the size of one of them.

The rest of Janus' lust-fueled thoughts, however, were focused on just how much they could fit inside before it started to show. Their whole tail didn't make a dent... A new thought burst to the surface... why wrap someone in their tail to change them... when they could carry as many people as they wanted without showing even a little bit, taking as much time as they wanted turning them into new kobolds... Why self-impregnate when it's faster to become pregnant with a willing participant hidden away?

At that thought, they shuddered, the reservoir on the tip of their condom suddenly distending from the force of their issue. Janus held on tight to the rubber's base as they rode out the intense climax, a blush rising to their cheeks. They closed their eyes tightly, panting heavily as their cock jolted and twitched with each voluminous shot, until they felt the warmth of stretched rubber settling on top of their other hand.

Looking down, Janus saw they'd filled the condom like a water balloon that was settled on their belly and claw, still filling up slowly. The kobold blushed a bit, and began the long, slow process of fighting their greedy cloaca to free their tail. It was a good thing condoms had far more capacity than any human needed.

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Janus had stopped wondering exactly how long it would take for the eggs to hatch and be raised. Instead, they focused on their new life as a lusty asexual kobold, still adjusting to all the things that entailed and working on a way to keep their libido in check.

One morning, they stepped out of their bedroom to find that the hallway that they expected to step into was a mezzanine overlooking a lower floor. Rubbing the sleep from their eyes, the kobold perked and walked straight to the stairs. Janus heard movement and when they turned the corner at the base of the stairway they found what had been their living room.

What gave them pause was not this location shift but the fact that the space was filled with six colorful kobolds, each standing shorter than themself and busying themselves with a different thing. A couple were urds, a couple others had tails that were long like Janus', and the remaining two had fairly normal sized tails and no wings.

"Oh, finally you're awake." Ame called from behind Janus.

Janus pivoted around. "Ame, what happened? When did you get here?"

"Guese brought me," The urd explained, hovering over and landing. "Your kids were already here, all grown up it seems." She gestured.

"Do you need me to portal you back home?" Janus asked, then paused and looked over their shoulder at the hextet. They each were predominantly one of the colors of the eggs they had laid...

"Janus, look at the kitchen." Ame put a claw on Janus' shoulder. When the long-tailed kobold looked, they realized instead of their own kitchen it was Ame's from her house. "Guese somehow... fused our homes. That's why your bedroom's on the second floor of what was a one story building."

Janus' eyes widened... would... each person they converted to being a kobold have their home get added onto their own like some kind of less cursed Groverhaus? The cream colored kobold blushed a little bit as they thought of it as a kind of hoarding....

As they thought that, a giggle rang out through their mind. ?Seems like you like that...?

The already quite overwhelmed kobold jumped at what they initially thought was an intrusive thought.

The blue kobold approached, clutching a modern tablet and looking a bit apologetic up at Janus. ?Sorry, I am Psi. He/Him. ? His horns were a lighter shade than his scales, and he was one of the six who had inherited their parent's tail. ?I was hatched mute so Guese gave me the gift of telepathy. ?

As the elder kobold 'listened' they realized that the words weren't literally what they were receiving, but the pure concepts were being interpreted as a voice by their mind. "Oh... uh... Hello Psi. Thank you for... uhm... telling me your pronouns."

?Yes, I do not really have language the way you think of it, but recipients 'hear' me in their own language. ? Psi nodded firmly. ?And of course! 'Tis only polite when meeting someone, though it is a bit weird when it is you. ?

Janus blushed deeply as their mind wrapped around the concept of 'you' coming from Psi encapsulating both mother and father. That was evidence enough that these six were their children... already grown and raised... They would have to ask Guese about how that had gone...

?Aunt Ame, which of these tenga eggs should I buy first? ?Psi had turned to the urd cheerfully while Janus dropped into thought, holding out the tablet he held.

Ame started laughing hysterically at the expression on Janus' face.