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"Twenty-nine and twenty, must be a new record." A frustrated face dragged themselves out of a vehicle, plucking out a carrying case designed for pizza from the backseat before slamming the door and moving a bang out of their face to see the address of the house.

A Staraptor, not the kind of face you'd expect from a car, especially with how agile they are at flying-only really bested by some dragons and Talonflame, but it looks like they weren't to be flying anywhere really.

Or at all, since they were built anthropomorphically.

"Let's hope this jackass doesn't think they can run the clock for a freebie..." Regardless, the Staraptor-or Jamie as the nametag on their cap read-began to knock on the door, being as profound as possible in case the resident within the aging two-story household was either busy, in a light nap or in the shower.

Judging by how swiftly Jamie heard thunderous footfalls behind the door, he'd have to go with neither-they were waiting out the clock.

As soon as the door opened, he showed off a timer that read "29:49" on it, no doubt being the reason why that disappointed expression crossed the face of an Aggron wearing a wife beater before it dissipated.

"That'll be 13.50, Mr...Lowe." It was an order for a supreme pie, cheesesticks and a soda all packed within the bag the avian held out in his other hand, and for good measure the avian made sure to write their name down in case someone else answered for them.

"You got a lot of nerve pumping me for money..." As Jamie thought, the big guy didn't even move to fish a wallet out of their shorts or crinkled bills from their fat rolls or something.

"Sorry sir, as it is within the natural rights of transaction for goods that one orders from a place of business, paying is much easier than thinking about it. So why not make it easier on us both and pay up already?" Jamie's 'company' tone never lasts long when he has to explain himself to lolligaggers who didn't fork over funds right away.

"I ain't payin' ya shit..." The menacing look on the grizzled Aggron's face was almost enough to incite a faux Intimidate, but not only did Jamie ignore it, he stared them right back in the eye with bored ones while he dialed up his boss. Speed dial, this must happen often.

"Yep, got an issue here. I'll deal with it though, just cut it off my tab...No, it's fine. Johnson gave me extra anyway, figured I was gonna need it...Alright, see you in two hours." The rhino scoffed at how nonchalantly the Staraptor handled their business.

"Whatever issue you think you're about to deal it is gonna put you six feet under. Now gimme my food or I'll give you 207 reasons to wish you quit your job."

"..." Jamie had what a bird's face could constitute for a thinking expression going on before he literally kicked Lowe back into their house and followed in after them once they landed on the floor with a quake that was almost mistakable for the infamous ground-type attack. Of course, Jamie was considerate, and locked the door behind him before putting the pizza in front of it and steadily stripping out of his uniform.

"You...l-little..." The Aggron was clearly hurt, a red bird-shaped footprint on their exposed belly as they lay on the floor leaning on their elbow.

"Yeah yeah, whatever. Listen, I'm just doing my job here, don't take this in any way other than that." With an unceremonious *rrrrrrrpt*, Jamie was bottomless in a t-shirt that he wore under his shirt, sweat stains marking the pits and back before he strolled to the downed behemoth and kicked them over once again. While he should have broken his foot kicking living metal with a mineral affinity, he was pushing the rhino around like a bag of pillows.

Judging from the glow surrounding his limbs whenever he went in to attack, it was much more simple to assume that Jamie was using Close Combat.

And that really hurt type combos like Lowe's.

"I'll give you one last chance to pay up before I get my week's worth of frustration shot up your butt, sir." The enunciation of that last bit was to mock the Aggron while Jamie's foot spread one of their cheeks from within their underwear-which was surprisingly snug and pushing their butt together in a hug...

"You...ain't gettin'...a dime." It seems this sleaze-boulder was not aware of the impending consequences. Like serious, Jamie is not small by any means.

That Staraptor had some equine genes or something because his dick was reaching for the Aggron's ass before he did. "Your ass's funeral. Got plenty of time to get the cash."

"Tch..." It seems the rhino was committing to not paying up, because they just laid on their elbows and bent their knees just as Jamie was getting down to align himself with their barely-covered hole.

"Seriously, I'm trying to help you out here."

"I won't feel a thing."

"Fine..." Their loss. Without a moment to lose, Jamie took the dive into Lowe and gasped when...he fit right in!? No, he's not hallucinating, that butt was snug around him, instead of squeezing against him in a constrictive manner to get him to pull back.

The last straw was when the Aggron moaned a little but hurriedly shut themselves up and groaned in faux pain.

"...You planned this, didn't you?" The barely decent clothes, the almost complacent one-sided fight that led to them being in this position, the ease of access into their backdoor...it was almost like they were a natural at looking like a deadbeat customer.

"I dunno what you're talking about..." It seems they were still in their role, however, so Jamie decided to just throw caution in the wind and keep going. Maybe they'll crack after he's dug into their guts enough.

And at his size, it was possible.

"C'mon, I won't...t-tell anyone...Seriously, I'm in this job just to pay off my car-that one's company..." Jamie wasn't one to make a big fuss out of things, however, and quickly dissolved to at least talking it out so there was no need for some awkward 'coming out of the closet' experience here.

"N-no..."

"Dude...Hnnng, it's not like it'll hurt you..."This ass was actually becoming a challenge, especially with Lowe's walls making short work of Jamie's normally sensitive dick. Birds are naturally quick shooters, though the size of Jamie's meat slowed the process down. By a notch, not a whole margin.

"Rrrrrrrn...okay f-fine..." Progress! "I didn't wanna...ask a buddy...they're straight and they hate gays so..."

"No need to explain. All I needed to know." Jamie can deal with the drama later. Now he just had to make it clear he was cool with this. For some reason, folks like to believe him stripping down to being ass-naked and putting his dick inside some holes was NOT genuine enough to make him seem chill about fucking customers on the clock.

Like, he can even blow a load, as he was now that he was able to confidently slam his hips into those tenderized metal cheeks, and they'll think he was doing it because he had to rather than wanting to. And uh, let's just say it's given him plenty of headaches.

Lowe grumbled from the mess, however, feeling cum splattered all over their ass inside and out. No doubt it's in their underwear, so they jus laid there waiting for something to happen, only for Jamie to struggle picking them up off the floor and bringing them to a seat on his lap on their couch.

"I got...less than two hours to figure something out with you...Guess we can go over...how you can be a little less subtle?" Was Jamie really discussing being a regular dick to call for someone he just met today?

Yes, if it wasn't obvious from him looking like he was going to blow a blood vessel lifting up Lowe's ass so he could keep thrusting.

"What you mean 'less subtle'...?" No, that was genuine confusion. Lowe was pretty sure the tight underwear and borderline nudity was enough to reveal that he wasn't just your typical all-macho rhino.

"If you kept up the act before I got naked, I p-probably woulda hurt you. Maybe be a bit more...wordy? Or suggestive, I dunno." Perhaps bending over to pick up a dropped wallet that 'accidentally' fell out of their hands or enunciating how much they liked licking cheese off the gooey slices of pizza before taking a bite, whichever sold the message that they were looking to get fucked.

"I'm not really...g-good at flirting, kid. I just found out I was gay like...two weeks ago."

"And what...c-could have caused that?"

"...My friend smacking my ass..."

If it weren't for Jamie being able to use Close Combat to negate the physical damage that his body would normally sustain hitting metal in futility, he probably wouldn't be able to spank those gray cheeks without breaking his wrist from the force he needed to make them feel it.

Though the intended effect did numbers on Lowe because they actually moaned without cutting themselves off, and when they turned to look at Jamie in surprise they had a blush on their face.

"Y-yeah...like that..." The Aggron's hole was back to milking Jamie, so the Staraptor was sure to pick up the pace before letting another creamy flood loose inside that sloppy mess of an ass. Those cheeks were coated, the walls within were painted, and that belly was...well, the same. The metal rhino was still fat, so making a dent in their physique was going to take all day.

"Well...maybe you should ditch that friend...Don't think it's good on you...to l-let them be in your circle if you want to explore your sexuality." Jamie was no therapist, but he didn't need a degree to know that having a homophobic friend while you recently found out your true preference would do you all sorts of harm before any good.

"I don't really have anyone else though..." At this, Lowe fell on his side, leaving Jamie to only need to keep a leg up so he could keep pumping both cock and cum inside of the Aggron.

"You g-got me...anyway...Will admit, didn't th-think I'd be fucking a big guy today...and like it."

"O-oh...? You like me, huh?" The accusatory glare was ruined by both the blush and coy smile on Lowe's face.

"Don't get pushy."

"Sheesh, you're no fun. Just yanking your beak..." The sex between them had reached a point where it was hard not to hear Jamie's shaft push through layers of spunk, the whole downstairs of Lowe's house filled with nothing but the rapid *pap*'s of a Staraptor sifting through the gunk to get pleasure out of fucking some guy's butt.

"I d-don't commit this much...w-would rather not let the first time in a while...be used to tease me..." Jamie's had enough jokes in his life, he'd rather not be another. Either way, load number 6 just came out and he actually grimaced from how deep into his loins the cum was pulled out from to be shot inside the Aggron. Finally, the first sign of the rhino being stuffed came when Jamie felt that tum grow.

Just a notch, sadly.

"If you keep going, I'll just leave you be."

"I was a-already planning on being here a while..."

"Hey, just making sure you keep your word. Most f-fun...I've had since I knew I was gay..." Guess Jamie could understand that. If it's really been only weeks since the discovery, maybe the time prior to today was spent in confusion in making sure it's not just some minute thought or phase.

"And what fun could you h-have had...before today...?"

"My uh...tail?"

"...You need to get out more."

By the time the two house were up, Jamie was nothing more than a sweat-laden mess of bird spunk and rhino sweat. With the few patches of gunk from Lowe themselves when they actually found themselves blowing their own load once they realized they should start jerking off to being fucked so it feels even better.

Though the damage was done, their ass was wrecked, a pig sty of seed, and used to a point where you could almost see where the ass ended and the stomach began while they remained bent over the armrest of their couch.

"Anyway, just text me or something if you wanna do something. I work every day, 8-7, so if you really wanna get me over here during work hours, try something on my break. I only got this much time because my boss actually let me."

"R-right..."

"Peace. And uh, enjoy your food, I guess." The carrying case was insulated enough to retain most of the heat from the freshly-made state they were in during the car ride here, so Jamie just put it on the mostly-clean coffee table before making to leave.

But not before Lowe swatted him on the butt with their tail.

"Next time...w-we're taking turns..."

"...Noted."