Typhlosion's Adventures #1
"Hello, dudes. My names Typhlosion or Typhlo for short. Anyways I thought it would be fun to write or type a story all about me and my wacky made up adventures that people might want to read. Anyways it's not just going to be one short story it's going to be different chapters that make up one long story and a every chapter would be a new and different adventure. Will this be a dramatic story?...A sexy one?..A funny one?...Well you're just going to have to read and found out, Now on to the story!"
In this chapter we first meet our star, me Typhlosion, sleeping inside an old box in a dark and gloomy alley, one of many in Blazeback City. It's hard to tell what time of day it is because of the large buildings blocking out the sky. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, we here a loud crashing sound from deep within the alley. The noise was so terribly loud that it even woke up our handsome Typhlosion. "Gah!..What the hell was that?" he said as he awoke stumbling to get out of the box. "How come I can't ever be woken up with like a nice song from a bird or something, it's always has to be some kind of loud crash or bang." Typhlosion crawled out the box and stood up dusting the dirt and crud of his fur. He heard the crash again making him jump, causing him to fall back on his bottom. "Damn it!" she yelled "What the hell is going on?.." He looked around some and heard the crashing sound again. He decided that the sound was annoying and he wanted to put a stop to it. He heard the sound once more and followed it down the alley. When he came close to the sound he discovered that it was coming from a construction site. They were building a new building and Typhlosion being very noisy he wanted to find out what the humans were going to build. "A'ight Tommy." said one of the construction workers. "We have to build this quick or we won't get paid as much. Tommy nodded and looked at all the other workers. "Let's do this men!..We're going to get some mankeys and some other strong pokemon to help us out here but that doesn't mean slack off. Lets get going men!" Typhlosion thought to himself for awhile before he noticed that it was morning and he hadn't eaten breakfast yet. His stomach grumbled loudly almost louder then the construction equipment. Typhlosion grabbed his tummy and squatted some feeling the hunger pains. "Owowowow, I'm sooo hungry...Need food...Must eat.." Just as soon as he felt his hungriest Typhlosion caught the scent of something tasty. He sniffed around an saw a sandshrew standing behind him holding a nice big water melon. Typhlosion not being a big fan of melon was too hungry to care. "Hey little sandshrew." Typhlosion said. "How about you share that melon with your good ol' friend Typhlosion eh?.." Typhlosion gave the sandshrew one of his biggest friendliest smiles. "sand, sandshrew shrew shrew sandshrew." said the sandshrew. "Hah?" said Typhlosion. "You don't want to share?...why?". "sandshrew... sand sand shrew sand sand shrew shrew". "Oh it's not for you?...It's for a friend huh?..Well who's your friend then?". "shrew!..sandshrew!..shrew shrew sand!." "Hah?, Oh it's a jolteon and she's not really your friend hmm?..She'll kick your ass if you don't give her something to eat quickly?..Well then..Too bad for you kid, good luck." The sandshrew sighed alittle and turned around scurrying down the alley and onto the sidewalk where he ran across the street into a different alley. Typhlosion thought to himself. "It was a very yummy looking melon, even for me...I'm sooo hungry!...I have plan...I'll follow that sandshrew and once he gives that melon to the jolteon I'll use my charming charm to seduce the jolteon and then eat that melon!." He grinned an enormous grin and skipped down the alley following the sandshrew. Once he got to the sidewalk he looked both ways before crossing the street then ran down the alley sandshrew ran down. He stopped just as soon as he saw the little sandshrew giving the melon to the jolteon. She was laying down on a raggedy old pillow. She looked like the electric queen of garbage. "Hmmm." Thought Typhlosion. "She's alittle cute and so is that melon." His tummy grumble louder then ever. "I must have it!" He jumped out of his hiding place and landed in front of the jolteon. "Hey baby." said Typhlosion. "For a small price, like that melon, you can have all of this.." He winked at her and rubbed his body thrusting his hips at her direction. "Yeah you know you can't resist this. I can feel the fire burning inside you..It fills you with desire...The desire for...." he closed his eyes and let out a sweet yet seductive whisper. "Typhlosion...." The little sandshrew that was still standing there stared in awe before looking at the expression on the jolteon's face then running off to find a safe place. The jolteon glared at Typhlosion before jumping up on all fours. "Jolteon!..Jolt jolt!..Jolteon!" She yelled out at him before tensing up and shocking with the biggest bolt of lighting he has ever been hit with, even though he's never been hit by lighting before. The bolt was so strong that it made Typhlosion hit the ground hard. but the pain of his hunger made the shock seem like pinches. he decided to continue with his seducing plan. "Wow babe, you really made my heart jump...I like girls with that little extra spark." He crawled over to the jolteons feet and looked up at her, giving her another wink. "Can you shock me again?...I find your power quite sexy." The jolteon's cheeks blushed a bright red before turning her head to the side trying not to show it. "Jolt...jolteon.." Typhlosion smiled at her and saw that the water melon was between her front legs. "Huh?...You think I'm nice eh?..Well why don't you lay back and I'll show you how nice I can be." The jolteon blushed more and sat down pushing the watermelon of to the side." Joooolt..." she whispered before leaning back and spreading her hind legs open. She sighed softly and tilted her head back closing her eyes waiting for Typhlosion to show her what he's made of. Typhlosion stared at her for awhile and then cackled softly grabbing the melon with his arms then chuckled loudly as he ran off down the alley leaving the jolteon by herself, in the alley, with her legs wide open. She didn't notice that Typhlosion had ran off. All of a sudden the little sandshrew came back with a smirk on his face looking at the jolteon. Typhlosion with the melon in hand ran back to his box and sat down on his bum looking down at the delicious melon. "Oooh this is going to be the best melon breakfast ever!"..He looked down and licked his chops before bitting down hard on the melon. He blank twice and gagged as he spat the melon all over the floor "DAMN IT!..It's rotten on the inside..." He threw the melon away and curled back into his box clenching his stomach.."Sooo hungry..." Sadly our favorite Typhlosion has suffered another breakfast less morning. Well let's see what he'll do for lunch, but that's for our next chapter. Stay tuned!