Werewolf Daddy (lyric satire)
This wasn't necessary.
To the tune of "Santa Baby"
Werewolf daddy, slip out the house in the moonlight, tonight
I've been an awful good pup
Werewolf daddy, and rampage on my rump cheeks tonight
Werewolf daddy, a massive chest covered in fur, murr hurr
I'll brush it all for you dear
Werewolf daddy, and rampage on my rump cheeks tonight
Hold me down tight by the wrist
Hold me down as you get close for the kiss
I'll make sure I squirm so good
Concerns dismissed that I might resist
Uwu uwu uwu woo woo
Werewolf daddy, I wanna knot and really that's
You on top
I've been good presenting my rear
Werewolf daddy, so rampage on my rump cheeks tonight
Won't you hurry, werewolf daddy?
Werewolf cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the seed
When you thrust your hips towards mine, oh my
Werewolf hottie, and rampage on my rump cheeks tonight
Come and stroke your claws down me
With points so sharp they're legendary
I can't believe how big you feel
As you pound my sweet cherry
Werewolf daddy, forgot to mention one little thing, a bite
A nibble on the neck is alright
Werewolf daddy, and rampage on my rump cheeks tonight
Rampage on my rump cheeks tonight
Rampage on my rump cheeks tonight