The genie war
The genie war
A log of an event involving Lantern, Simon1fox AKA Anthony, Einsam Schmetterling, the soon to be 14x5 then known as 7x5
Lantern posting with all consent
Lantern: You have your wits with you?
Anthony: As always. And what am I going to play?
Lantern: Halo. I have some players for you to get started with. After them I'll get a real player to kill you if possible. I want you to work on some punk kid first. You know him, Scott Kiers. Get him to play a few games and win every so often. Then you must destroy him.
Anthony: I've played him before with my friend Nerisa and he's not that good even with her "helping" him. Helping him lose is more like it.
Lantern: So you have started playing for wishes?
Anthony: Yes. After a few of their wins and Scott's vainness I've won your games. I have practically 100 wishes on each of them.
Lantern: That's very good Anthony. Now you have to have more players than that to get as far as you need, as far as I need you to go.
Anthony: I have been to the youth center and there are saps there on every Tuesday and Saturday. I play them pretending to have little skill, but I've killed them for wishes too. Those make another 8 genies totaling 10, but there's more. Back before Scott I had a guy named Josh at my feet. He could play well, but I beat him when it mattered.
Lantern: So you have only 11 genies? That's not going to cut it.
Anthony: I've more than that and you know it. Remember E, G, D, my sister, my dad, Brian, and those from the league? They all fell to me at some point and I still hold them in my hands. I keep my status up at every chance I get. I am at the high level of Prince and wished my way to Leader of the Galaxy with 3 years to go on that rank. I am ready for your man.
Lantern: Good to know. His name is David and it's just another game a Halo.
Anthony: I rule in Halo. What could he do to beat me there?
Lantern: He has nothing to do with it. Look up the agreement you made with me if you forget. It's in...\ideas\I have a request for you.doc if you need to look at it. But to be honest, I think you still have it in your mind no matter how forgetful it is.
Anthony: I said "anything" right? The thing I didn't tell you is that I have more wishes than I need to become god.
Lantern: Take another look at it. You'll find that we agreed on something big and specific.
Anthony: You can't take my god status. I agreed to it, but not on a contract.
Lantern: You little bugger! If I tell the world about you they'll.
Anthony: They'll never believe you because I own you. I made you, I made you decode that text for me, and I made sure that no contract was signed.
Lantern: Take a very good look at that document. Tell me that happened to be the place where you found out about your name being posted and burned. Tell me that you can just wake away from what you did. Tell me!
Anthony: I have no guilt or shame over what I've done at any point in time. It will not matter in the fullness of time and of that I am certain.
Lantern: So you're just going to let me tell everyone about that girl?
Anthony: Which one? The one the text was about or the one I raped in the 3000's or maybe it was the ones in the 2000's. Who cares? They all died after a while. The case was closed, reopened, closed again, I was killed, came back to life, killed again by RAM himself. And what does it matter now? You tell me.
Lantern: I had you. You made a deal.
Anthony: But not in a contract. Next time make a contract and have it authenticated by a judge. And never tell me that my word is bond. When did I give you this word?
Lantern: Today a few hours before now. It was just within this day.
Anthony: That's the thing about me. I live in this day and in the next day and in every day since 612 as far as I know. And I've lived up to 5083. So you tell me what one girl has to do with me now. I died twice so far for what I did. I did die back then. I came back to life because my body is not human, but EONicAP. Now what do you really want anyway? I can give you a lot of people and things at any time. Just name it.
Lantern: How did you become god? I want to know.
Anthony: It was a long time ago. I'll tell you though. After being a prince by winnings only I wished my way to the high point. After that I won games against the best in the league and now I am god. It's plain and simple. One moment I'm a Stranger, then I'm a prince with nothing better to do but go up, then I'm the Leader of the galaxy, and now I'm god. The last rank jump to god took me 100 years of games and many planets of people. I took over 1/10 of each planet on average. Now I'm a god, I'm very old, and I've done more than you accuse me of. I have it all.
Lantern: You must feel old then.
Anthony: Are you kidding? I feel as good if not better than when I was taken by you back in 21 and 310 or something like that. Not like it matters now.
Lantern: I still want to play a game with you. This time I want it in writing.
Anthony: I'll draw it up with my lawyers. Here it is in short. "We the undersigned are about to play a game for" What again?
Lantern: "For the rank of Anthony Ruston at his current age of" How old are you now?
Anthony: You mean now when you last saw me or after I became god?
Lantern: You know I want the age of you when you became god. When was it?
Anthony: I don't know.
Lantern: How can you not know? You said.
Anthony: I have no idea what he said to you. I am 22 and am not god yet.
Lantern: Get him back here!
Anthony: No can do. I don't know when he left, but I just got here. Did he say I become god rank? So he did. I will be 700'000 years or so in the last years I know about. He could be any age between 22 and that.
Lantern: Anthony, you better get back here now!
7x5: Oh, you want me?
Lantern: You are who now?
7x5: I am actually the man you where talking to. I am over 700'000 years old, but I was god long before that.
Lantern: I don't care. Just give me the age that is legal.
7x5: I told you already. I am over 700'000 years old. But if you need me to be specific, 700'001 years old will work. Oh wait, that is too old to be legal.
Lantern: You think?
Anthony: I know. How about 80 years old?
7x5: I wasn't god then.
Anthony: Then when where you, I god?
7x5: On my 211 day of 422 year is the closest time I can give you.
Lantern: I'm screwed.
7x5: Not necessarily. I could give my rank to a young self of mine and that could last for this day only. That day is 22 years and 342 days and 20 hours old. And you could get your game and have it legal.
Lantern: But an old form like you can't legally give out that kind of rank to just anyone.
7x5: But I already know that it happened so don't tell me what is not true. I have seen it. Everyone I talk to have a clue about me living as old as I have. They will never say otherwise. RAM is one of them.
Anthony 22: But I'm named RAM at some point.
7x5: Of course you are and that's why you got killed and lived. He just let you escape. But others like William also know about you, me, and him.
Anthony 22: You mean us.
7x5: Don't start that now, just start your game.
Lantern: The game has started. I won a game of Halo against him and came back to now with this signed contract for full rank and wishes against all Anthony has under him. I am also a god now. And no, Anthony is not my genie. But his are mine. I'll take E now thank you.
E: What? How did you? Why me? Not like I don't want it. It's just, how did you? Oh and how long do you want me?
Lantern: For starters, 1 week and then I'll think about more maybe. Oh yah. Anthony, that code was decoded by.......\Decoder.txt And you never needed my help. Thanks for the God mode.
E: I don't know what to say. Yes, will do for now. And why did he get to do a job for you?
Anthony: You saw why. That's most of it anyway. And I knew that Lantern. Oh, you're gone.
E: What's the rest of it?
Anthony: I owe him.
E: How?
Anthony: He had to tell everyone about me and Leah when we had our week-long fuck-a-thon marriage ceremony.
Leah: And I never knew you had so many or did all that. Not like I care what you did. I still like you. And besides, you did die for it twice. What's it like to die?
Anthony: I didn't actually die, but I was shut down by RAM. He turned me over to a junkyard where I had left an EON bot waiting for me. That's when I came back on. And no I didn't feel anything, like it didn't happen.
Leah: Well I guess it doesn't matter, but is my world really not pure?
Anthony: I never meant that and I don't know it except that I talked to God. If I didn't do that I wouldn't be here with a clean conscious even though I have done so many horrible things.
Lantern: You have no guilt over killing and raping the innocent? That's not right.
E: Who did you kill?
Anthony: I haven't done it yet. Well I will do it, but I don't know why I would. This is not like I planned.
E: What did you expect? You made yourself immortal and powerful. That will make anyone turn into something they never thought possible. Not like I know about it personally, but I have heard of you and Hitler.
Anthony: Are you saying I'm like Hitler?
E: No it's just that you both started with no power and then when you got it things turned out bad or worse. I think you should be glad that you stopped killing. Now you are just like any killer that's not at it anymore.
Anthony: I wish that it mattered if I felt better or something. I don't know what matters now. What can I do to make right all my mistakes?
Lantern: Dude, you are stuck with being something that everyone is, human. We all sin, have anger, and lust, but you found a way to stop all that. Be proud to be the first human to live that long. Be glad to not need to kill for pleasure anymore. I guess somehow I know that you are different.
7x5: Is he? I'm not feeling bad about any of it and I am the one who has to live with all this. Hell I even was worse than Bill before he turned good.
Bill T Shaper: How is that possible?
7x5: I wasn't under a curse. I didn't just kill anyone I chose them all. I raped people and you only killed. The list is very long and I along with God know it all.
E: So I'll be in my place if you still want me Lantern. And I'm not kidding. (Laugh)
Lantern: Well, I'm glad that you're over what you did. See yah in a week.
Anthony: Hey, what about 7x5?
7x5: What about me? I've had my share. Now I just wait to see what I might think have next to do. I have a list, but I'm not sure which to do.
Anthony: I'm out of ideas.
7x5: Of course you are. I'm 700'000+ old and you are only 21. I can't think of what to do so you can't possibly think of anything I haven't yet done.
Anthony: How about making the Matrix?
7x5: I did that over 650'000 ago.
Anthony: What about my games?
7x5: I made them, lived in them, played them for all their worth, and now I'm board of them.
Anthony: How about making your own spell?
7x5: Last time I did that was 2 months ago. I have a book worth.
Anthony: Did you ever get out of this universe to see beyond it?
7x5: I did that in the 2000's.
Anthony: What's on your list?
7x5: I can't tell you that. You might do it first. And you did twice.
Anthony: Have you ever gotten me back for the trick I played on you?
7x5: Yes. You pissed your pants when I sent you a card. Remember that card?
Anthony: Yes. What about something crazy, like turning the sun inside out?
7x5: I haven't done that yet, but I'd have to do it for just a second. You know how much energy that takes to do?
Anthony: Just use the Univereon.
7x5: I could do it couldn't I?
Anthony: I know you could. Just pick a time that's not used. Or make your own and do it.
7x5: I remember now. I did that after 1'000.
Anthony: I think I have it. Make you own Dimension out of the galaxy and see how it turns out.
7x5: Twice in 7'000 years per. I went through each of them about 20 times.
Anthony: That explains a lot. I really got it now.
7x5: No you don't.
Anthony: You know what I'm thinking now?
7x5: Yes. I remember this conversation and at this point you gave up.
Anthony: But I don't feel like giving up. I have another idea.
7x5: Say it, but it makes no difference.
Anthony: You could try being poor and having nothing for a year.
7x5: I have never had just 'nothing'. That's it! No, I did that too for ten years and it was fun. I got to be homeless and didn't even use my Icon.
Anthony: But did you have it?
7x5: No I was like naked in a jungle. I eat fruit and killed what ever I could for food.
Anthony: But did your mind think of games and you had a normal body?
7x5: Yes. I told you I did everything you told me and more.
Anthony: But did you even speak at all.
7x5: No I kept my mouth for eating Pares and that. I didn't even bathe for one of the years. I just was like an animal.
Anthony: And you never got board and thought of your powers?
7x5: I had nothing to care for the whole time.
Anthony: So you know everything?
7x5: That's right.
Anthony: What about the time when I erased my memory?
7x5: I told you, I got you back for that. And you told me about it twice.
Anthony: Did you ever tell me what happened?
7x5: Yes.
Anthony: And did you let me remember?
7x5: Yes. You still know for 100's of thousands of years to come.
Anthony: What about the second thing I erased?
7x5: What second thing? I never erased a second thing. And I've seen all of my past.
Anthony: Look again. I erased a couple of things over time. And you can't 'not' know about it unless.
7x5: Unless you went to a time I haven't gone to. But I know my real age. Don't I?
Anthony: You'll have to find out.
7x5: I looked at it all through the eyes of my spy bots. They don't have any record of you going somewhere else.
Anthony: Then they must be tampered with.
7x5: I'll get you for this! And you know I have.
Anthony: But you needed this more than I wanted it.
7x5: That's true. But I'm getting you for this none the less.
Anthony: I'm done here. Good luck.
7x5: Ah! Thanks again! Fucker!
Writer Anthony: So 7x5 went throughout time and space leaving probes at every beginning point of time. The probes would find me at that age and tell him about it a moment after he sent them, like searching the web for Waldo. So, point click, and nothing came up that he didn't know about already. Something wasn't right. 7x5 had not remembered having the conversation between him and 22 after that one point when I said" What about the second thing I erased?" He knows that it happened, but from that time there was no memory of it. So he went back to before Anthony was 20 and bugged him with an advanced Ghost-bot-bug. They are Wraith TRON bugs that connect to an item or thing spiritually. This was not overlooked by 22. He new about it the day he fucked Rachel and became a wraith when he was 21. 7x5 didn't know that 22 knew about the bug either. When 7x5 looked at the information on the bug he found nothing new again, but there was a lapse in time. The bug had been either sent into a time without 22 or he actually was somewhere that 7x5 couldn't ever find him. So he abandoned the idea of bugs and followed his own life from year 1 to his age. What a pain that was. 7x5 is now a 14x5. He knows about Anthony's whole life and is very tired of looking for the anomaly in it. 14x5 is now about to talk to 22, but he chose to keep it a secret. This is way of getting back at himself for being so foolish, thus the trick worked and I have done something exiting and different for once.
Writer 14x5: And all through my quest I found out the only thing erased was the conversation of the trick with 22. What a bastard! He out witted me and now I never am going to erase any of my memory again. And I'll know any time that he tries to trick me. He never did. I think he knew that I went through all that. I have to give him credit, but he is me after all. I was always that smart, but I still outwitted him once. I found out about his secret and he doesn't know that.
Writer Anthony laughs his ass off in 14x5's ear: You think I don't know. I wrote this.
Writer 14x5: I know you know, but the character 22 doesn't. And don't you tell him!
Writer Anthony: I won't.
Writer Lantern: Can I tell him?
Writer 14x5: No. Bye.
Writer Lantern: Who was that? I know about 7x5, but 14x5. Oh no. You didn't.
Writer Anthony: I did.
Writer Lantern: So can I tell him about it or not.
Writer Anthony: I would rather you didn't tell anyone about yourself never mind him.
Writer Lantern: Okay I won't. But what if he reads this document?
Writer Anthony: He can't read these.
Anthony: I don't know what you're talking about and I didn't read before this point, but I can read them.
Writer Anthony: How?
Anthony: I maybe the character, but you had 22 read it at the beginning of the book, remember?
Writer Anthony: Stop that. And don't read above your first line. I can't bare it.
Anthony: Ha, ha, ha! You must be joking.
14x5: What do you mean?
Writer Anthony: And you say you're smarter with age.
Anthony: So I'm 1'400'000 years old at some point and I beat you at wits. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA, AAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAA! You are sick and wonderful.
14x5: Shut him up.
Anthony: Me? You are talking to me? Which one? Doha!
14x5: I have to get a vacation sometime soon, right?
Writer Anthony: Nope.
Anthony: I like picking on myself. It's fun.
14x5: I give up.
Anthony: It's about time. A million plus, I never expected that.
Writer Anthony: I need to work on other parts of the story now, like every part at 612 and all the way to 7x5.
Anthony: Okay, I'll be here. Tell me when that part is done.
Write Anthony: Will do.
14x5: And I'm off to think of ways to relax and don't give me any ideas! That's the last thing I need.
Anthony: Enjoy it while you can 14x5. I'll be waiting.
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I have a request for you.doc
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Decoder.txt