Woodlyn (Beck 4)
Woodlyn (Beck 4) Insomniac
By Simon1fox
Dam narrating: It's almost sun up and I've got to be at my cave then so I flew off to my cave and arrived in enough time to be awakened 1 minute after dawn. I was asleep for only 2 minutes. But you know me, ever ready for eternity.
Hoover thinking: What will I do? I've got to... I'm saying this out loud.
Dam: It's not like anyone can hear me.
Writer Anthony: I must have been plugged from the flight before. I couldn't sense anyone there, but there was some one with me. And they tapped my tail and yelled.
Rebecca: Hi!
Dam: You gave me a heart attack, or at least scared me all to heck.
Rebecca: You really should have seen this coming. It's not like I couldn't find my way back here with the ride you gave me. Aren't you keeping this place a secret? It's not I'll tell anyone, or lead them here by accident or anything. And no, I'm sure you're exaggerating about the heart attack. It's not like you can have one anyway because dragons don't really have hearts like that. And you're magic. Are you going to just sit there all day or are we going to find that spell?
Dam: I'm glad to see you too. And no, there is no spell that can make healthy food last or any such thing. I asked my master last night.
Rebecca: About last night. I tried to find Hermit and tell him about what you did, but he was gone out for a while and so I just came here. Aren't you going to do something with me, like we talked about before? Don't you feel anything that needs filled? Or is it the other way around, I guess? And what do you mean that there isn't a spell? There's got to be something or you might as well just give up, or make a deal with the towns folk for good food.
Dam: I'm not sure what we are going to do. Are you a little anxious about letting me have you? Why would I need you so much and not have someone else on the side? Don't you think that I can find something of my own or at least don't need anyone that much?
Rebecca: Wait. You had my boots and undergarments off last time and would have made me your next victim and today you just don't want it? You're not too convincing as a dragon right now, you know. It's more like you spent the night hoping for me to come and yet now you are nothing but a dull looking dragon. What gives? You look like crap.
Dam: Thank a lot. And for your information I was out all night, so there. Wouldn't you look like crap if you haven't slept all night? And what if I did just go and take someone last night the way I wanted you? What's it to you? Yes I want you, but for many other reasons.
Rebecca: Liar. You didn't have anyone last night. Know how I know? I've see many men after they get what they want out of a woman and they don't ever look as bad off as you. You didn't sleep all night. That's what really gave it away. Most anyone will fall right to sleep after a good time. And aren't you supposed to be able to handle anything? What if my father was a bit more protective than usual and followed me here and attacked you? I'm sure you'd be able to beat him, but unless you kill him, he'd know where you live and then you'd have nothing which is why he's fast asleep still. I made sure of that last night knowing about today and all. Aren't you going to fall down or something? You still look like shit. I've got something for you, stew. It's not much, but it's a meal for a human.
Dam: Has anyone told you, besides your parents, that you talk too much?
Rebecca: Don't want it? Fine, I'll eat it. I'm a bit hungry from the climb up here. You'll really need something for that soon. You know. It's never a good thing to be without food and a certain something. You know what I mean.
Dam: I didn't say I didn't what the stew. I didn't say much of anything. You've been talking so much I can't get a word in edgewise. Give me that!
Rebecca: Nope. I'm eating it. You'll have to hunt, unless you tell me your full name and what you really did last night. We can't keep secrets from each other now can we? Not with a kid in our future and all.
Dam: What makes you say...?
Rebecca: That we'd have a child together? We're going to have sex and you know how kids are made. Don't tell me otherwise. And do tell me what you did last night and your name.
Dam: I always knew I'd have to listen to you about many things, but never did I think that you'd say so much in 3 minutes.
Rebecca: Well, is that all that's past? I can't tell time like that. I just use the sun. And what about you're name, and the truth?
Dam: Fine, I'll talk. My name is Hoover Dam. Hoover is a name I knew from the long since past. Another life or more back. And as for last night, I had someone who was very nice for me. I did what I wanted and came back here right before dawn. Now give me that stew!
Rebecca: You're still lying. And I know that you just came back, I saw you on the way here. I saw you leave last night from my house as an eagle. I knew it was you because only you knew where I lived and would come over that night. And you told me that hermit would tell my folks about my being with him, another lie, but okay, and I know that wasn't him, he's not here.
Dam: He was here last night. I told him about you and he talked to your folks.
Rebecca: You ever get tired of lying, because I get tired of hearing you fib to me. I'm not giving you the stew un-... hey! That's not far.
Dam: Nee ah. So what? I'm hungry and thank you for it, but I'm getting tired just because, and I'd like to rest soon, sleep really.
Rebecca: Are you going to tell me the truth about last night? I'm not up for joining with you if you don't be truthful to me.
Dam: Oh yah? And what if I just sleep on my own and then tell you? I really need to rest.
Rebecca: That's not going to work. I want to know and you want sleep. Let's trade. I'll let you sleep, stop talking and even make you feel nice, but you better know that unless you tell me what I want to know, you're staying awake for as long as I say. It's not like you can eat me of anything else harmful.
Dam: You may have a big mouth, but mine can fit you in it, so don't temp me. And yes, I'll tell you the truth, later. I'm going to sleep.
Rebecca: Allah wets a, Schulte a, all eh wets a, All eh, what the heck!? Put me down!
Dam: Sleep now, eat now, and talk later.
Writer Anthony: I put her into my mouth and closed it. The quiet was nice at first, but then she got to the back of my throat and started playing with my uvula. And if you don't know what that is or what it does, I'm about to show you. After she spit on it and rubbed it with her hands as if it was a large cock, I couldn't help myself. And you guessed it.
Rebecca: Allah wets a, Schulte a, all eh wets a, All eh wets a, Schulte aula ay.
Dam: Not again.
Writer Anthony: This time I swallowed her. Another bad idea as it turns out, you'll see. While in my gut Rebecca has little room to move in and hardly any air, but I'm keeping her alive. I do know that much magic, but she's a smart one. She pushes her arm into my esophagus. Then she puts her left foot down to the orifice leading to my small intestine. Then she pulled her leg up and down, and her arm in and out of my esophagus. And that made me feel sick. And yet thinking about it makes me think of sex, odd. Well I vomited her out again and she started to sing something else. This time it was a lullaby she grew up with, and I was falling asleep. I was that is, until she started to scream out obscenities into my ear. This lasted for an hour. Then I broke.
Dam: Stop! I'll tell you the truth!
Rebecca: And that fucking hoer, said to the ass raped bitch, "Don't put your cunt into my face! It's all bloody and full of that bastard's cum!" to which the hoer said...
Dam: I went out to see a friend and close, very close counter part of mine to talk to him about the lie I said he'd say. I was almost asleep when I hear something I'd rather not talk about...
Writer Anthony: She just looked at me with the evil eye and I continued.
Dam: But I will. Another counter part was having sex with a man I knew and it drove me crazy to have to hear that, so I went to them and we talked and then I lit a fire they didn't want. My counter part put it out and told me to leave many times as well as his mate, also a male. Then I went to fly home, but an eagle seeing me as an eagle had to talk with me and ask about a family of bears he wanted to have, but that I, he didn't know it was me, took them.
Rebecca: Did you?
Dam: No, yes, sort of. Not like he said I did. It was another counter part. Then I was at my cave, but I remembered that William was going to do something soon and that if I was going to see him, it had to be that night. So I went to him and he said very little and had to see my youngest counterpart off to wish him good luck or something. I came here before sun up to sleep. Then it was dawn and I tried to sleep here, but I felt like I had to do something. And then you said "Hi!" And here we are. You know the rest. Now will you let me sleep?
Rebecca: Yes. You told the truth. Don't ask how I know. I just do. First I'd like to...
Dam: ZZZ
Rebecca: Never mind. I'll just have to take what I can get for now, and that means you. It's about time someone sucked Hoover's dam and got him to blow.
Writer Anthony: The young girl with her eagerness, took off her boots, slipped out of her overalls, and made her way to my neither regions.
To be continued in Woodlyn (Beck 5)