A 'Normal' Day

Story by blue_mystery_wolf on SoFurry

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It's a normal day in the neighborhood.

(Warning: This weeks story, while it has TF aspects, also contains scat and general grossness.)

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Walter awoke as it was any other normal day. The white furred bunny anthro stretched, and opened up the curtains to see the sun high in the sky. It wasn't quite morning, but it also wasn't afternoon. As Walter looked outside from his apartment window, he looked down to see a woman walking a dog, but he didn't pay it too much attention. "Just another boring day in the suburbs." He said with a scratch of his slightly chubby ass.

Walter walked out of his bedroom and right into his bathroom across the hallway. He tossed his pajama clothes into a laundry bin, and started up a shower. As the hot water ran through his fur, he thought about the things he was going to do during the day. He often spent his days with Emily and Nicky. Emily was a large elephant, while Nicky was a shorter mouse. While Walter spent his days with him, he could never remember the things he did with them a lot of the time. In fact, he couldn't even remember where he even worked. He was sure he had a job, but he lived with a roommate that also took care of the rent, and from what he was aware of, his roommate was loaded.

After a shower, Walter put on a pair of jeans and a blue shirt. He didn't bother wearing anything fancy. As he walked out, he paused at the living room to see Myu.

Myu, an equine anthro herm horse, wore the same thing she always wore. She had purple pajama tops with purple pants. The first time she and Walter met, things were a bit of a blur. A few strange things happened here and there, and now they were roommates. The two never really talked that much besides in the morning though. The pair were still friendly towards one another, but they usually left each other alone. From what Walter understood, Myu was a very, very busy woman. "Morning Walter." Myu said with a casual wave, and toast in her hand with red jelly. "Sleep well?"

Walter nodded as he helped himself to some cereal. "Yeah, not too bad, but last night was kind of a blur." As he poured in the cereal, he grabbed the milk, but he paused before he poured it in. "You didn't cum in this or anything, did you?" Walter wasn't even sure why he asked such a question. Myu was a very good roommate, but she was often bizarre in ways he couldn't explain.

"Do you want me to?" Myu responded casually as she sipped her coffee. "I can put my cock right in your cereal if you want me to fill up your bowl with my seed."

'She's so perverted.' Walter thought with a roll of his eyes. "I'm good." He ate his breakfast, took care of his dishes, and he took a seat on the couch not too far from Myu. "I'm trying to decide what I want to do today."

"You're talking as if I controlled your life Walter." Myu didn't even look at him as she ate her toast and drank her coffee. "You do you, literally speaking if you really want."

Walter raised a brow to Myu. The horse was definitely confusing. He'd spend more time with her, but he always had a fuzzy memory with what the two ended up doing, and he swore he woke up one day with an ass that was sore and leaking. "Yeah, I don't think I could bend down and suck my own cock." He knew there were some men that could, and he almost envied them. The thought about being so flexible he could suck his own cock, or even stick his head into his ass made him hard.

"You never know until you try." Myu said suggestively, all without a single glance at him.

Walter raised a brow towards Myu. He did not intend to try to suck himself off, but he had to wonder if he actually really could. He never tried it before. With a mental shrug, he grabbed his wallet and his cell phone. "Okay, I'm going to go see the girls; I'll see you later tonight." With a wave of his hand, Walter left his apartment.

Walter went right across the apartment hallway to the door right across from his own, knocked on it, and waited. After a good minute, he knocked again. He swore that Emily and Nicky didn't work as much as he did for reasons he didn't know why, but there was no answer. "Huh, I guess...I'm on my own today?" He figured he could start with the video game store where he knew Emily worked. If Emily wasn't at home, then she was probably out working there. He left his apartment, hopped on a bus, and made his way to the mall.

Walter expected nothing eventful to happen on the bus. He sat on the bus seat, and just glanced around casually. He noticed there was a thin rabbit girl wearing pink with a large bonnet who casually just looked outside, and there was a male dog anthro sitting right next to her.

The woman rabbit wearing a pink dress suddenly let out a fart. The sound of the fart was just loud enough for Walter to hear.

Walter's rabbit ears picked up at the sound of the noise, but he didn't think too much about it. Part of him imagined things getting more interesting with that fart, but to imagine something, and to do something were two different things.

From the corner of Walter's eyes, he saw the dog suddenly jump and take action. The dog leaned down, stuck his muzzle deep in the female rabbit's ass with only her dress, and presumably underwear, in the way, and took a deep sniff. Walter blushed at the sight, and he felt his cock grow hard. He didn't want to say anything, and as he looked around at the rest of the patrons on the bus, neither did anyone else. Even the female bunny didn't say a thing, and Walter could tell that she could feel the dog's wet snout. 'Is she...is he...no one is going to do anything or look at them weirdly?' He thought to himself. Even if the dog and bunny knew each other, he swore there should have been strange looks, but there was just nothing.

Walter hopped off the bus at the mall and walked inside. The mall was always a busy one with new shops opening and closing seemingly on a day-to-day basis with the exception of the store Emily worked at. The journey in the bus was certainly eventful, although the trip to the game shop was boring and quick.

Emily the elephant anthro stood behind the counter at the game shop she worked at. The game store was a standard everyday store with new and used games. Emily wore a black top with brown khaki pants. She was 'fat', but by elephant standards, she was actually quite normal for her size. Emily leaned onto the counter she stood in front of as she played on her phone. There was not a single customer in the store.

Walter waved to Emily as he walked into the store. A small 'ding dong' noise rang overhead as he entered. "Hey Emily, keeping busy?"

Emily was once a shy elephant girl. She was still a quiet talker, although she had been around Walter for so long that she had become much more comfortable around him. "You know how it is." She said with a casual wave of her trunk while her thick elephant hands worked her phone. "Another boring morning."

"Tell me about it." Walter didn't bring up the scene he saw on the bus. His head just told himself that he just imagined it. Why else would nobody look or say anything at the scene? "So, where's Nicky today?"

"She got a job at the food court, don't you remember?" Emily's trunk reached forward, and down right to Walter's ass. Her stretchable, flexible trunk took a deep breath of Walter's rear, and her eyes fluttered. "She's...uh...yeah she's a cashier down there."

Walter gasped as that trunk just stretched and brushed against Walter's ass cheeks. His cock grew stiff at the feeling of Emily's wet trunk nose. He wanted to ask her what she was doing, but it also felt too nice to ask to stop, or wonder why she was doing what she was doing. "That's uh...that's good to hear." Walter tried to talk normally, despite the trunk on his own 'trunk.'

"Well?" Emily pulled her trunk back from Walter's ass. "What are you waiting for? An engraved invitation?"

Walter was even more confused when he heard Emily ask him for something. "I'm not...I'm not sure I follow."

"Don't you care about me, Walter? Don't you want to know that I'm really me, and not some impostor?" Emily frowned at the bunny.

"I'm...I'm pretty sure that you're you. Why wouldn't you be you?" Walter was still lost. 'What does Emily want from me?' he thought.

"But you're not confirming it!" Emily suddenly hopped onto the counter between her and Walter. She turned around, and exposed her thin elephant tail as well as her thick elephant ass, hidden only by her clothing. "Smell my ass! It's the only way you can really be certain."

Walter's heart skipped a beat. He couldn't believe what Emily had just suggested. Had she said such a thing before Emily smelled Walter's ass, he would have passed it on as a joke, but he could see it in Emily's eyes. She was serious. He didn't even question it. He reached out his head, placed his nose right between Emily's massive ass cheeks, and inhaled through his nose deeply. His face was beet red underneath his white fur from embarrassment, as he smelled her ass. The smell of her rear was earthly, and surprisingly pleasant. He had expected it to smell like crap. While there was a faint scent of her waste, it wasn't an unpleasant smell. He pulled himself free after a minute, and scratched the back of his head. He felt more comfortable around her all of a sudden, and he couldn't explain why.

Emily hopped off the counter and smiled at Walter. "I still have a few hours until lunch at noon, but if you want you can go to the food court and eat shit or something." She said sweetly. "Whatever you want."

"Uh..." Walter wasn't sure he heard Emily right. With a shrug of his shoulders, and a hard throbbing cock between his legs, he nodded. "I'll meet you down there at noon." He had just eaten breakfast anyways; he didn't need to eat anything else for a while. "But hey, since I'm here, are there any games you'd recommend?"

"Hm? Cooking simulator came out and it's pretty popular." Emily grabbed a copy of the game with her trunk. "They just released the physical version, and I hear it's pretty good for multiplayer. They make all kinds of weird foods I'd never eat though." While she held onto the game with her trunk, she moved it to her mouth. She opened up her mouth, slid the game in, and began to eat the packaging as if the game itself were food. "Doesn't taste that good either, so not sure why people like it that much." She added, casually.

Walter was in even more disbelief than he was a moment ago. Only just after sniffing Emily's ass, he watched as Emily just casually ate a video game. He had to wonder just how her digestive system even worked, or how her teeth were after that. "Are uh...are you allowed to do that while you're working?"

"Do what? Eat?" Emily tilted her head to the side. "I'm an elephant Walter, eating a lot is what I do. Just as you're a bunny, so you have a fast digestive system and stuff."

Walter knew that there was a difference between a bunny and an elephant anthro, but he didn't think there were any differences that were extreme. Suddenly, he felt a rumbling in his stomach that told him he had to use the bathroom. "Erm, if you'll excuse me. I'll meet you at the food court later." He swore he had used the bathroom not that long ago, but he didn't think too much about it. He walked out of the game store, but only moments after he walked out, he froze.

Everyone around him just suddenly lacked pants and underwear. Walter didn't see any pants vanish, he just saw everyone without any pants. Everyone's asses and their sexes, exposed for anyone to see. Walter couldn't believe his eyes, but he suddenly felt awkward wearing pants, and even more awkward over his throbbing cock, which he couldn't settle down. With a large blush underneath his fur bigger than when he was with Emily, he rushed to the bathroom. He didn't even notice there weren't two bathrooms anymore. There was instead one single bathroom for all genders, and Walter went right inside, and right into one of the stalls. 'I can't believe this! Nobody's wearing pants. Emily had pants on too, didn't she?' He thought to himself. He remembered smelling her ass, and for some strange reason, he pictured her without pants when he recalled back to it. Even Myu, the equine anthro in the morning, lacked pants and showed off her equine cock. He then looked down to his own pants. He lowered them to use the bathroom, and he quickly did his business. 'This is a weird world I swear.' He thought to himself. He didn't want to say anything to speak up about it though, as despite how strange everything seemed to be getting, it turned him on.

Once Walter finished using the bathroom, he washed his hands and walked back out. It was only after Walter left the bathroom, that he swore he forgot something. He looked down between his legs, and he realized exactly what he had forgotten. Just like the world around him, Walter no longer had any pants on. He didn't even think about his pants when he left the bathroom. A gust of wind told him that he lacked any sort of pants. Deep down, he was embarrassed, but as he looked around to see any reaction from people, nobody acted differently around him. As far as the mall goers knew about him, he was just another face in the crowd.

Walter walked around without his pants and aimed for the food court. He wasn't hungry, but he just had to check on Nicky. As he walked along the mall path, he watched as people sniffed each other's asses as if they were all feral canines. Some of the people that had their asses sniffed even let out farts, and the people sniffing their asses seemed to enjoy it. 'The world wasn't like this when I woke up, was it?' He thought. He also had to wonder just how weirder things could get.

As Walter made his way to the food court, he looked down at all of the people, and noticed they were eating all sorts of weird and bizarre things. There were some people eating food, but other people ate furniture, computer parts, soda cans, and he swore he saw a rhino eating literal shit served to them on a plate. 'This is so surreal. Nobody's even eating a burger.' Walter thought to himself as he walked down the stairs to the food court himself. Emily didn't tell him where Nicky worked, but he couldn't imagine it being too hard to find her.

Walter found Nicky at one of the shops that looked designed to be like a fast food joint with red and yellow colors. The yellow colors shaped itself into a golden arch over the red background. She was serving shit to customers. Literally, she was serving waste of all sorts and the menu contained details about various animals. Walter was speechless as he walked up to the counter. The place Nicky worked at was also very busy despite the menu that Walter swore should not have worked.

Nicky the mouse girl worked at the front register. There was a spot behind her where the food sat once it was prepared. She reached back with two arms to prepare the food while her other two arms worked the register. One head behind her was able to see and store the food while the head in front prepared everything. As the head in the front looked up, her eyes lit at the sight of Walter. "Oh hey Walter, how are things?"

Walter couldn't believe what the fast food place served. He was too busy staring at the menu to hear Nicky. "Uh..." he drew a blank. He couldn't believe people actually ate such weird things, especially waste. Part of him wondered if he could even eat it. As he looked over the menu, he didn't see there was anything else to eat.

"Walter?" Nicky waved one of her arms up and down in front of his eyes. "Hello. Earth to bunny rabbit, are you in?"

Walter blinked rapidly. He totally forgot about Nicky. As he looked down at Nicky though, he realized that she looked very different from when he last saw her. He knew Nicky didn't have two heads, and definitely not four arms. "I er...sorry. I just...you serve literal waste? Don't you think that's a bit extreme?"

Nicky shrugged one set of her arms. "We have to cater to everyone's tastes. Some like it from the source, others prefer it treated, you know, like how milk works. I never knew you to be a shit eater sort of guy though, but we all have our own tastes."

'Man, telling someone to 'eat shit' used to be some huge insult. Now people are treating it like 'okay, where do you want to eat it today?'' Walter thought to himself. He couldn't imagine seeing himself eating such things, at least in the same manner that people were eating as if it were a fast food joint. "I was just...uh...I wanted to see if you wanted to see me and Emily when you get off, or on break or something." Walter said, and then he added. "And why aren't you letting me sniff your butt?" Part of him didn't even know why he asked that. He just blurted out his thoughts. The old Walter wouldn't want to smell any asses, at least so openly.

Nicky just laughed. "If we smelled each other's asses, everyone would be in line all day! Speaking of such, if you're not ordering anything, I think you should step aside for others. I'll definitely meet you two at lunch."

Walter nodded and stepped aside for the next customer. He did not intend to eat waste, although his stomach rumbled hungrily. He explored his options of what he could eat, and he found that not one single place in the food court actually served normal food. 'God, what am I going to have to eat, a chair or something?' Walter thought to himself. As if on cue, Walter turned and watched a small squirrel girl eat a chair whole. She just stuffed the giant chair in her mouth, and chewed it down bit by bit. 'Okay, maybe I should just...go see a movie for now. That should kill time until noon.' Walter made his way over to the other end of the mall. He knew there was a movie theater there, and he hoped the theater would serve edible food at least. Walter looked over what was playing, and he bought a ticket to one of the movies playing shortly. 'Space Fighters 9: The return of the death of the revenge of the floating ball.' "I heard this wasn't quite as good as the previous ones, but still worth a watch at least." Walter said to himself.

Walter was thankful that he could grab popcorn and a drink. He had no idea why the food court served such bizarre things that nobody would have ever normally considered 'food', but despite it, it was still popular. 'Can I eat all that weird stuff? Like, could I eat literal crap and like it? God...why would that be so hot?' He thought to himself. He tried not to think too much about it as he grabbed a seat, and watched the movie.

Walter could barely focus on the movie. He sat on a leather chair, without any pants and an exposed cock as he watched the movie. No one in the movie had pants either, and he didn't even second-guess it. Walter also noticed that nobody had shoes or socks as well. He looked down at his own feet and noticed he didn't have shoes or socks either. 'I swore I put some on this morning, didn't I?' He thought to himself, but then just casually let it slide. Shoes were overrated anyways.

Walter couldn't focus too much on the movie. He looked around at the other moviegoers, and he noticed more than a few of them were just openly fucking in the theater as if it were no big deal. He knew the movies were a place where lovers might kiss, or maybe possibly even have sex in the back secretly somehow, but these people were being very, very open about it. More interesting yet, many didn't even seem to be partners. Dogs with cats, bunnies with rhinos, squirrels with owls, all species of all kinds were just openly fucking and having sex during the movie, but they kept quiet enough that Walter could hear the movie.

'Why aren't any of them offering to fuck me? I'd take it.' Walter thought to himself. He felt like an alien in a strange bizarre world, and he had to do whatever he needed to do in order to blend in.

Suddenly, a jaguar woman walked over to Walter. The woman looked to be about Walter's age, and she had two rows of tits as big as a cow. Her white shirt hid her tits, but just barely. "Is this seat taken?" she asked Walter politely. Her tail swayed behind her slowly and brushed up against her black hair.

"Uh..." Walter looked to his left and saw the empty chair. He swore that movie theaters assigned seats, but when he thought back on it, he didn't remember the ticket person ever asking him where he wanted to sit. "No, go ahead and take it." He said with a small nod.

The jaguar sat down, but not where Walter expected. The jaguar's bare furry behind sat down right on Walter's crotch. His already firm cock pressed between the slim jaguar's toned ass cheeks.

Walter let out a squeak when the jaguar just sat down on his lap like so. His cock was inches away from her anus. He could almost see it beyond his cock. He felt ready to cum right there, and his cock already leaked pre at the thought of casually fucking that jaguar. 'Okay, just relax. This world is super weird, but I'm still normal.' He thought to himself, all while his body shifted down, and pushed up so the tip of his cock penetrated the jaguar's ass.

The jaguar let out a purr. "mmpphhh...And here I thought you were just being rude. Fucking or sniffing or eating, doing something to someone's ass when you meet them is an absolute must after all!"

Walter let out a quiet moan. 'F-fuck, I don't even know her name! I don't think jaguars are supposed to purr either. Maybe she's part housecat or...uhnn!' It was hard for Walter to think while he was fucking a woman. The more he fucked her though, the more he felt as if he knew her. The two didn't even talk besides their short introduction, but he felt as if the more the two screwed, the safer he felt around her and the more he understood her. He couldn't explain it.

"Oh Walter...hah...you're so eager to cum aren't you? I can feel it." The jaguar wiggled her ass. "That's okay, cum and I'll move on, and someone else can sit here so you can cum in them."

'Walter? Wait, how does she know my name?' Walter thought to himself. He never said his name, but as the two fucked, he suddenly picked up her name. He also learned how she was part housecat and part jaguar. "Jennifer? Uhn...fuck...I...ah!" Unable to help himself, Walter blew his load in Jennifer's ass. He didn't learn her name through talk though; he just learned it casually through fucking her anally. He didn't think that was right, but he couldn't think of any other way to meet each other now besides using each other's asses in one form or another.

With a giggle, the jaguar named Jennifer gave her anus a squeeze. She took in Walter's seed, and slowly stood back up. "Ah...well it was nice meeting you Walter." Jennifer rubbed her ass on Walter's crotch one more time before she walked away.

Walter's legs felt too shaky to stand. He was glad his own rear sat on the chair. He was in disbelief that he just had casual sex with a jaguar woman, just like that. 'Hopefully Emily and Nicky don't hold it against me. Casual sex is normal though, so why would they?' He thought to himself.

The movie ended not too long after, and Walter left with his cock wet with his own seed. He still felt so aroused, and it didn't help that everyone lacked pants, shoes, and socks. He glanced at the time, and realized it was just about time to meet up with Emily and Nicky, so he went back to the food court, grabbed himself a seat, and waited for the two to show up.

Nicky was the first to show up. The mouse girl didn't have her extra head or arms though. She looked like a very normal anthro mouse girl, although she still had her white hat and red shirt on. Like everyone else around her, she lacked pants and showed off her tight pink slit and firm ass. She carried a food tray with her, although there were books on the tray instead of actual food. She sat down next to Walter, and smiled at him. "Hey there, hope today hasn't been too boring without me."

Walter shook his head. "Oh no, things have been kind of uh...interesting." Walter wasn't even surprised Nicky didn't bring actual food, although at the sight of the books, his own stomach rumbled. He knew he had some popcorn not too long ago, but that wasn't enough to satisfy his hunger.

Nicky giggled at Walter. "Here." She tossed a dictionary to Walter. "Eat up. You know Emily's probably going to bring something absolutely massive and just eat the whole thing herself."

'I kind of want her to eat more than just things though.' Walter thought to himself. He looked down at the dictionary questionably. He wondered if he could actually even eat such a thing.

Emily soon arrived in her own work uniform, and took a seat. Unlike Nicky, Emily didn't have any food with her. She had a food tray, but it was empty.

Walter was surprised that Emily didn't bring anything with her. "Uh...are you going to eat anything Emily?" he asked curiously. He had seen her eat some strange things before, but unless she was going to eat the food tray, he had no idea what she planned to eat for lunch.

"Oh yes, I just need a moment is all. You know how eating goes sometimes, depending on what you want to eat." She seemed distracted. She looked behind Walter and all around the food court, as she appeared to be looking for something.

Walter was a bit confused at what Emily was doing. He looked over to Nicky and saw her eating books, quite literally. "Uh...there's a pun somewhere about eating from a dictionary, but I can't think of what it is."

Nicky giggled at Walter. "You need to try eating some actual food yourself Walter."

Walter wasn't even sure what was, and what wasn't food anymore. People would eat waste, books, furniture, video games, there was only one thing that people didn't eat, and before he was about to say what that was, he noticed Emily had left her seat. "Emily?"

Emily had gone up to a family of four. There was a mom, a dad, a brother and sister. The family stood in line at one of the many food places to get some food of their own. Emily casually walked up to the family, and looked over them. The mom and dad were likely in their forties, the brother was likely well over 18, and the sister looked to be 12.

"What...what is she doing?" Walter asked Nicky. He couldn't take his eyes off Emily. He couldn't see her wanting to eat the food at the place she was in line for. She tried to act and play so innocently, but by doing so, it just made her more suspicious towards Walter.

Nicky giggled at Walter. "You don't know? She's an elephant Walter; she's got the appetite of one, so...the question is who?"

"Who, what?" Walter kept his eyes on Emily.

The moment the family looked distracted, Emily's trunk swooped in, and wrapped around the 18 year old. Emily's trunk wrapped around the waist of the brother of the family, and before he had a chance to say anything, Emily lifted up her trunk high in the air, opened up her mouth, and stuffed the human in her mouth whole, feet first. Despite her size, she struck as quick as a snake would attack its prey. When the man's head was in her mouth, Emily shut her mouth with her cheeks full, and her stomach very bloated. She walked back to her table in a waddle, and smiled at Nicky and Walter.

Walter's mouth was open almost as big as Emily's was. He couldn't believe the sight. His cock was rock hard. 'She just...did she just eat a person whole?' He thought to himself. "How...why...who...what?" He wasn't even sure where to begin.

Emily looked as if she chewed her food for a bit before she swallowed. Her stomach looked as if she were pregnant, and she let out a loud belch. The belch was big enough that she belched up a red and white shirt the person she devoured wore. She covered her mouth with a slightly embarrassed look. "Whoops."

Nicky rolled her eyes with a grin to Emily, and then turned to Walter. "Since she's busy...digesting. She ate someone. Nothing weird about that, and since they didn't tell her no, she's completely in the right."

Walter slowly nodded to Nicky, and then he turned back to Emily. He felt as if he were ready to cum again, and he could feel his cock already leaking pre onto his seat. He barely ate anything himself. He couldn't help but focus on how Nicky ate books, and Emily just ate a whole person.

Emily smiled at Walter. Her trunk raised up slightly, as if to hide part of her face. "It's no big deal, really...me being quiet just means it's not hard getting free meals."

Walter slowly nodded with his mouth still agape. "Uh...uh huh..." he wondered how this day could get any stranger. This day felt as if it had been going on for longer than any other day he had been with Myu too.

"Walter?" Emily's trunk reached out and tapped his shoulder. "Are you doing okay? You've been acting strange all day."

"Tell me about it. You're getting off to the weirdest things that people do all the time." Nicky added.

"Sorry, I just have a hair trigger. No pun intended." Walter scratched the back of his head nervously, and let out a light laugh. He wasn't complaining about how his day was going at all, in fact it kept him quite horny. He wondered how much farther it would go. "So, what are your plans for the rest of the day? You two have the rest of the day off, right?" He couldn't remember if they had the rest of the day free, or if it was only lunch. 'Get the rest of the day off. Get the rest of the day off.' He repeated in his head.

"Well, I had a short shift today." Nicky shrugged as she looked over back at her job. She had barely eaten half of her books. She had to tear out the pages in order to eat them, but she ate happily.

"Yeah, and I worked since this morning so my shift ended not too long ago." Emily's gut rumbled. "Mph...I think that kid was on something that I'm allergic to." She couldn't help herself. She leaned up against the table, and with a grunt, she let out a loud fart. Despite how loud it was, nobody seemed to notice, including the person that was right behind her with a tray of soda cans, presumably for consumption.

"Are uh...are you going to be okay?" Walter wasn't sure what to expect from Emily. The day had already been so weird. He wasn't even sure what was 'normal' anymore. He grabbed one of the soda cans from the person behind Emily, and stuffed it into his mouth without thinking. His teeth clenched and crushed the can as if it were nothing more than normal food and he swallowed. The soda cans had a small taste of sugar and bread to them. It wasn't a bad taste, but it didn't feel very filling.

"I'll be fine." Emily patted her stomach. "I just have to kind of speed up the digestive process a bit." Emily looked around. "Hm...I'm not sure where I'm going to be able to put him though."

Nicky rolled her eyes. "Can't use the toilet like a normal person huh? You know nobody's going to want it."

"Toilet? Wait what?" Walter was confused, but he had been confused quite a lot lately. The thought slowly formed in his head exactly as to what Emily was going to do, and he couldn't believe it. "You uh," he wasn't sure where the thought came from, but he just blurted it out. "You can't crap out in the open?"

"Well, it's a bit of a waste." Emily smiled at Walter. "But I guess nobody's going to be able to eat it anyways with the skulls in it and everything, so..." Emily hopped up onto the table. The single metal leg amazingly withstood her weight. Emily let out another loud fart, and then her anus widened. A long log of crap began to work its way out of her ass and onto the table. The log was at least three feet thick, yet she pushed it outwards inch by inch. She clenched her fingers and grunted. Her trunk pointed up in the air as she struggled to push her waste out.

Walter had already thought about it so many times, but he couldn't stop thinking about it. He watched as Emily just started crapping on the table in front of him. In the massive log of crap she pushed out, he saw remains of the person she had vored not moments ago. 'She devoured and digested him. She really did it.' He thought to himself. "Do...doesn't that hurt the person you digest?"

"They've never complained about it." Nicky said as she casually watched Emily. "You know the janitor is going to be SO mad at you for this."

Emily casually shrugged as she pushed the last bit of her waste out, and then hopped off the table once she was done. The length of her waste was slightly longer than the person she digested. "I can't help myself. I eat and then I have to get them out superfast after...I'll tip the janitor for it if I find them."

Walter felt an orgasm build up, just as Emily finished crapping. He couldn't control his desires. With a quiet moan, he came as he sat at the table. His cock pumped and pulsed his seed freely onto the bottom of the table. He gripped onto the table as he came, and while he tried to maintain his composure, the scent of his seed filled the air, along with Emily's waste.

Nicky raised a brow over at Walter just after he had orgasmed. "Did you just...did you just cum to that? Really? Cumming to someone crapping?"

Walter blushed underneath his white fur. "I er...I couldn't help it." He was ready to tell her that he had a fast trigger to cum, but he swore he had said it before.

"That's disgusting." Emily rolled her eyes. She pulled out her phone from her ass and started calling a number. How she had the phone in her ass after just taking a large crap was something Walter could not figure out.

"I um..." Walter tried to think of something to change the subject. "Nicky, didn't you have multiple heads and arms earlier? Where did they go?"

"Oh come on Walter." Nicky scoffed. "People can grow multiple body parts at will. How do you not know that?"

"But then why haven't I seen anyone else with extra parts?" Walter scanned the food court. While he couldn't see any of the restaurants as they were too far, the people he saw that ate food did so with only one head and one mouth. He would have imagined if people wanted to talk, they'd develop another head to do so while eating.

"Because there's no need to grow them when they're not needed, unless you're weird." Nicky replied with her arms crossed.

"Well, Walter is definitely weird." Emily added with a giggle. "But that's okay; he's our big bunny boy."

"Yeah, I'm the weird one." Walter looked at the thing that Emily just put on the table. "Uh...can we take this discussion somewhere else?"

"You went to the movies; we got something to eat." Emily tapped her trunk. With a 'shlick' noise, her trunk split into two equal trunks of the same size. "What else would you want to do today?"

Walter smiled at Emily. He wasn't even shocked to see her split her trunk, but it felt so sexy to see it. He wondered if he could multiply his own body parts. He had to try it. He wasn't sure what body part of his to try to multiply, but without even thinking, he felt his head shift to one side, and another pair of ears appeared to the left of his head. The ears grew upwards, and as they sprouted, a second forehead grew, and then an entire second head formed right next to Walter's first head. It was one thing to watch so many other people change and transform, but it was another thing entirely for him to grow another appendage, let alone another head. As the eyes in the new head formed, Walter could see out of them, and he could hear out of his other ears too. He didn't know if he could talk out of his other mouth though.

"Oh this is so sexy! I want to multiply my cock and balls and hands and masturbate with all of them!" Walter's new head said happily.

Walter's original head looked over to the new one. "Hey! I'm not thinking those thoughts!"

"But I am!" The new head said with a smile. "All the things! All the masturbation and orgasms! Come on, we haven't even fucked Emily or Nicky yet today, what kind of friend completely neglects fucking one another?"

"I- I don't mean to say any of those things!" Walter's first head blushed immensely. "How do I get rid of this extra head?" He tried to think it away, but it didn't vanish.

"Oh come on, any idiot knows how to get rid of their extra body parts. You find this stuff out when you're a baby." Emily two trunks slammed into each other and quickly fused back into one. "But your new head does have a point. You didn't fuck us when we met this morning. Why didn't you?"

"I uh..." The first head couldn't think of a good reason. He didn't think anything about fucking, although he remembered the movie theater when he did when he first met someone. "I thought that was just an introductory thing when you first met."

"No! It's every time." Emily crossed her arms. "Doesn't Myu ever fuck you when you get up in the morning? Sheesh, she's so inconsiderate."

Walter remembered the pantsless Myu, but he didn't remember anything else that morning. He knew people did things when they met each other, but he didn't think it was fucking. Besides, Myu and Walter doing that sounded just so wrong, although fucking Emily and Nicky sounded right. His cock, despite cumming a minute ago, was already eager for more. "I'll make up for it tomorrow, I promise." Walter grabbed his other head with his hand, and pushed their heads together. It took some effort, but he managed to combine his heads back into one single head.

"You'd better." Nicky let out a soft sigh. "I can't think of anything to do though anyways. Maybe we can just hang out at home."

"It'd be cheaper." Emily added. "Unless you wanted to go to the library or something and buy a couple of light snacks."

'Going to the library is like a buffet or something now I'm sure. What are actual buffets now? Probably look like a garage sale.' Walter thought to himself. "No, I don't think I need to do anything. Maybe chilling at your place would be a good idea, especially since I'm 'so weird' and all." He teased. "At least I remembered the ass sniffing."

"Yes, so you're not totally inconsiderate." Nicky teased. "Let's go home then."

Emily, Nicky, and Walter went back to the apartment complex. They took Emily's car back, and the drive was uneventful, despite all of them lacking pants. There also seemed to be missing parts of the seats in the car with an indication that someone had been eating bits of the car here and there.

Once they got back to the apartment complex, the three of them went up to Emily and Nicky's place. Emily opened up the door for the three of them to walk in.

Despite how strange the world had become, the interior of Emily and Nicky's place was relatively normal. The kitchen was full of strange things that one could argue if it was actual 'food' or not, but Walter didn't see anything else out of the ordinary.

"I can't believe how today went." Walter said as he walked inside. "So many...uh..." he paused. "Well, it was boring." He scratched the back of his head nervously. "I mean, nothing super exciting happened." His cock, still erect, bobbed up and down as he looked at Emily and Nicky.

"It's only the first half of the day Walter!" Emily closed the door behind the three, and took a seat on the couch. "There's still the other half of the day to do whatever we want."

Walter walked over to the couch and had a seat right in the center. His furry bare bunny leg brushed up against Emily's thick thighs. "Wow, the whole day to do whatever else we want." He tried to remember things he normally did in the past, but his mind was fuzzy. "Hm..."

"Oh look out; bunny boy's deep in thought over what he wants to do." Nicky teased. She took a seat on the other side of the couch, and her mouse-tail flickered. Her tail went behind Walter, and the very tip teased his cock.

"I-it's not that!" Walter stammered. His cock leaked precum as Nicky teased it. He had never came so much before in one day in his life that he remembered, and he was still ready to cum more. "It's just...my memory feels so fuzzy. Like, I'd get up and do things with the two of you every day and then I'd go back to bed, get up, and do it all over again. It feels almost as if I'm being controlled by someone or something, and the entire world is just their plaything to do as they please."

"That's deep. Like someone's playing a video game and someone's controlling you when you're the main character?" Nicky asked.

"And we're all the NPCs." Emily added with a giggle. "But what makes you think that Walter?"

"I don't know, it sounds silly, I know. It just kind of feels like the world I live in eats different stuff and wears something besides a shirt and doesn't eat people and all sorts of things." He tapped his chin. "Ever since I've been living with Myu, all sorts of bizarre things happen."

"Maybe Myu's changing the world for her amusement." Nicky joked. "Maybe she's changing the world around her and we never realize it. Maybe we all used to be normal humans and now every day we wake up and she changes the world to do what she wants."

Walter rolled his eyes. "No. I don't think she'd live with me if she could do stuff like THAT. Still, something feels totally off...it feels like I'm forgetting something, like I'm forgetting to do something."

"Well, I'd be lying if I said I didn't think something was off." Emily said quietly. "Something like that, anyways...but I don't worry about it. We all still have fun with one another at the end of the day, and that's all that matters, right?"

Walter slowly nodded. "That's true I guess." Despite how strange everything changed, and on a regular basis, nothing bad ever came out of it, at least for him. Heck, it made things very arousing for him. There was no need to complain about a world that became sexier, even if he couldn't figure out the cause. "Okay, well since we have the rest of the day, shall I properly introduce myself to you two with an anal fuck?"

"Oh, I thought you'd NEVER ask." Nicky said with a laugh.

"Such a gentleman." Emily added.

With a laugh himself, Walter hugged Nicky, and then went right to work. Sure the world was strange, and he considered himself normal among the rest of the oddities, but for how strange the world was? He very much enjoyed it.