Love and Laughter
To Jesse there are few things more perfect in life than making his girlfriend laugh, and on Valentine's day that's just as true as ever. <3
This vignette was written for Ebni as their Patreon flash fiction for the month of February. It contains M/F sex between consenting adults, and valentines related cuteness. :D
Love and Laughter
There were a hundred million and one things that Jesse loved about Elena, but without a doubt the thing he loved most of all was her laugh. There were fewer signs of more genuine love and delight in the world, at least to him, than making someone you loved and who loved you back lose their mind with raucous, cackling laughter. Thus, when February rolled around and Valentines day found itself swiftly approaching, the hyena couldn't help but come up with a plan to not only treat the woman he loved to an even more special day than normal, but to do so in a way that would end with her rolling around in hysterics of unparalleled mirth.
Of course, everyone was different in their sense of humour, and what some might find hilarious, others might have found downright offensive. But, Jesse trusted in himself. In his knowledge of Elena, and thus he put his plan into motion. It was a relatively simple plan, actually. All he needed was a self-printed card, and to borrow the jaguar's Polaroid camera.
The day was, just as Jesse had hoped, wonderful. He and Elena took a long, long walk out into the countryside surrounding their suburban home, walking from mid-morning till late afternoon through lush pine forest. They barely let one another's hands part all the while, and though of course they talked and joked and gasped in wonder as they admired the various wildlife dashing through the woods and fluttering through the trees upon the cool but clear winter's day, much of their time was spent in comfortable, loving silence just walking and revelling in one another's presence.
Eventually, they headed home. They changed, dressed up, and they went to get their favourite romantic meal together... Taco Bell. It was cheap. It was messy. And they loved it. They went all out ordering every last one of their favourite items, and sat together in their car within the restaurant's parking lot, listening to show tunes and munching their way through the plentiful garbage they adored. By the time they drove back home again and arrived at their apartment, they were both feeling pleasantly bloated from their large meal and the even larger sodas that had accompanied it. Thus, they flopped down on the couch together and just vegetated for a short while, feeling the weariness of a huge meal and the immense sugar rush of the sodas competing within them for dominance for another hour or so. They cuddled. They kissed. They rubbed one another's feet tenderly. But only as the day was coming to an end, only as Elena sighed, giggled and thanked Jesse for a truly wonderful Valentines day did the hyena spring his final surprise upon her.
"Oh, shit! I almost forgot!"
He hadn't forgotten, of course. But, it wouldn't have worked out to give her the card at the start of the day, when one normally would. Darting up from his seat, Jesse grabbed the card from where it had been stealthily concealed on the nearby bookshelf, and playfully dropped it into Elena's lap as he tumbled back onto the couch beside her.
"Aww, the five sweetest words in the world. Words that every girl hopes to hear when she's being given a heartfelt gift..."
Elena smirked as she began to peel open the envelope.
"...oh shit, I almost..."
Before she could finish echoing her lover's words however, she pulled the card from it's envelope. On the cover of the hand-printed card, Waluigi stood with mouth agape and one hand extended skyward. Stars flashed around his features, while streaked across his chest in bold letters, the card's message was clear to behold.
'You Won This Hole!'
Even as Elena looked at Jesse, he could see the amusement in her eyes. The confusion, the enjoyment, the utter randomness of this eminently meme-able image tickling her funny bone just as her boyfriend had known it would. But, it was only when she opened up the card and looked at the message inside that the full intensity of the joke hit home. Only when she opened up the card, and instantly snorted with loud, uncontrollable laughter as she saw the taped in Polaroid of her lover, sitting back in a chair dressed in nothing but his binder and a smile, with the camera obviously positioned between his shamelessly spread legs.
Elena was still snorting, still shaking and shuddering in uncontrolled laughter when she threw the camera aside and lunged at the man she loved. She was still howling, her body spasming in convulsions of intense giggles as they rubbed noses, and they grinned and laughed and began to peel off one another's clothes. Even once they were naked, bar the fabric across Jesse's tightly bound chest, they didn't stop laughing. They wrestled and rolled around upon the couch, embracing, kissing, fondling and tickling in order to keep their laughter going, and going. They grinned and squealed and yelped and howled with gleeful excitement and good humour, and it wasn't until some time later when Elena found herself blushing and trembling, lying on her back with her boyfriend straddling her chest, his crotch positioned mere inches away from her flushed face, that the jaguar's giggles finally began to abate.
She looked at her boyfriend's nether regions, then back up at his flushed, grinning face. Her eyes widened, not a single word needing to be spoken for Jesse to know exactly what she was asking.
He nodded, cheeks flushed, body trembling.
"You saw the card. Who am I to disagree with Waluigi..."
He tensed slightly, gasping and tilting his head back, closing his eyes as he shifted forward and before long felt Elena's hot breath washing out over his crotch. He felt her nibble at his thighs, kiss them, nuzzle and tease them. He revelled in the sensation, pushing back what slight discomfort and frustration burned at the back of his mind, focusing on all that he loved about what was happening. About Elena. About how they made one another feel. There were days when his dysphoria got so bad, he never could have let her get so intimately involved with his nether regions. But... today was a good day. Today was an amazing day, and he knew how much it meant to Elena to be able to pleasure him so directly as this.
"I love you, Jesse."
Elena moaned, and planted a rough stroke of her tongue across her boyfriend's crotch just moments later. He tensed again. He shuddered, grunted, and instinctively grasped at her head with both hands as his hips jerked forward, pressing his nether regions against his girlfriend's panting maw.
"I love... oohhgod..."
He began to reply, but got cut short as her tongue probed at a more potent sweet spot, lashing it once, twice, three times in rapid succession. He moaned loudly, and relaxed in relief as he realised that he was in fact enjoying it. Today, here and now, he was able to truly enjoy it... and thus to let his girlfriend do the very same. She began to pleasure him more vigorously. To work her tongue against his crotch more and more mercilessly in her desire to grant him the satisfaction of release. He cried out again. And again. He thrust his hips, ground his crotch down against her slurping, hard working muzzle.
"I love you!"
Jesse howled in pleasure to the woman of his dreams.
"I love you s-so... ohh god, so much, Ellie..."
He felt his thighs clamping down around her face. He felt his muscles clenching. He felt his whole body shaking as he began to lose control, to let go, and...
"I... ohhh... Elena! Oh god. Oh god, I'm cumming. I'm... Ellie! Ellie! Yes!"
By Jeeves
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