Ale and Tail part One
#1 of Ale and Tail
A kobold sneaks into a dwarf fortress and finds more than she bargained for.
- Male dwarf x female kobold. lewd
After traveling for days Mirrin could finally see the entrance to the dwarven fortress of khenenwar in the distance as she crested a hill.
Word of the fortress's great wealth had reached the cities of men through the traders who told of the dwarves' mastery of silver and gems, of opal encrusted necklaces, of ornate master craft Warhammers encrusted with jewels and armor forged in the very blood of the earth itself.
"Not look like much to me" she thought taking cover behind a rock, taking a moment to rest before peeking around the edge to scout the area.
Many dwarfs went about their work in the hills around the fortress, some fishing in the nearby creek, others chopping trees or tending the fields of barley.
After watching and waiting for hours for an opportunity to strike night fall finally came.
The dwarves all scurried back into their fortress leaving the entrances mostly unguarded save for two sentries by the carven stone gate.
The sentries were clad in dark iron armor with axes black as the night sky save for the white eyes painted on each side. Their braided red beards hung just above their waists and were adorned with metal beads.
she crept down the hill quickly running from rock to rock and crawling through the barley fields to avoid the watchful eyes of the sentries.
After sneaking for several minutes, she finally reached the fields on the hill behind the gate. She had seen dwarves carrying bundles of hay and barley into a hole in the ground during the day, but for all of her searching she couldn't find it anywhere.
Out of ideas she leaned against a rock to rest a moment before continuing the search when the ground gave way behind her.
When she opened her eyes, she was laying at the bottom of a small flight of unlit stairs that had been concealed under a false rock.
"dwarfs clever but not more clever than Mirrin" the kobold thought to herself as she Quickly pulled the false rock back over the entrance.
quietly she crept down the staircase keeping an eye out for anymore dwarfish tricks.
Soon she reached an underground farm Full of subterranean plants she had never seen before, save for the plump helmets that she knew well from her tribes' home in the sewers of Mendsadt though they were called giants heads in her kinds tongue.
As she was admiring the strange new plants, she heard two voices coming closer.
"Why do us short beards always get stuck with the farm work?" said a soft voice with a thick accent Mirrin had never heard before.
"because ya weren't good enough to apprentice to anyone this year ya half witt so now you're stuck weeding gardens and keeping the lizards out of the sweet pods with me again, least till spring rolls round." Said a harsher voice with a thicker accent than the last.
As the voices came closer Mirrin quickly hid behind a plump helmet.
"and what's your excuse then? See-in as how your three years older n me and all I'd think you'd be forging blades of legend under some grumpy ole greybeard by now" the softer voice retorted.
"I'll have you know I could apprentice to any smith in the fortress if I wanted, I simply haven't received an offer worthy of my time." Said the harsher voice indignantly as the two came closer to where the kobold was hiding.
As the two argued over who was dumber and less talented the kobold took a moment to study the features of the dwarves from behind the plump helmet as she had never seen one this close before.
The one with the soft voice was taller and thinner than his harsher voiced companion who was considerably more muscular in comparison.
Their frames were wider than those of humans, with larger muscles and thick short limbs.
she was quite fixated on their muscles, as they dwarfed those of humans and kobolds. she couldn't help but imagine how easily one of them could pick her up, or how they could easily rip a goblins head off with their bare hands.
Then she studied their faces.
the tall one had a large scar under his right eye with soft features and a black goatee the came down just below his chest and was braided like the manes of the large creatures she had seen the humans in Mendstadt riding through the streets.
The muscular one had hard chiseled features with a large red nose and a bushy, unkempt red beard and moustache that came down to below his chest as well.
By now the dwarves had finished arguing and were going about their work. The muscular one was ripping the plump helmets out of the ground like it was nothing. a feat that usually required two or three kobolds to do back at Mirrin's village.
the tall dwarf was inspecting the lizards in the sweet pod patch occasionally picking one up and eyeing it before putting It back down.
"you just gonna stand there and play with lizards all day or are you gonna help me pull some of these plump helmets" the muscular dwarf yelled as he yanked another mushroom from the soil.
"dumb dwarfs not know what time it is?" the kobold giggled to herself as she peaked around the side of the plump helmet.
"eeh? You say something Dullhin? if you wanta get smart again I'd be happy ta show ya why they call me Corden thick skull if ya like" said the muscular one as he picked up a trowel and pointed it at the tall dwarf
"heh? I didn't say anything to ya, and sides that if I'm remembering correctly they call ya Corden thick skull cause nothin ever gets through yer head to yer pea sized brain. " said the tall dwarf still playing with one of the lizards.
"what the hell is that" Corden said pointing at a plump helmet behind Dullhin.
Mirrin pulled her head back behind the plump helmet, her hand on her dagger as she readied herself for a fight.
"How could Mirrin let others talk her into this" she thought as the two dwarves continued to argue.
"its just a lizard?" Dullhin said holding the light green lizard up before setting the it back in the sweat pod patch.
"not that,I think theres somefin behind you" he said eyeing the shroom quizzically his brow furrowed.
"oh no, I aint fall for that shite again" Dullhin said with his hands on his hips.
"I'm serious there's something behind the plump helmets" Corden shouted.
"its probably just another lizard" said Dullhin .
"It'ed ave to be a big fucken lizard then" Corden said dismissively with a wary laugh.
"fine then I'll see whats back there." Dullhin said as he walked towards the mushroom mumbling "they'll call you cracked skull if this is just another prank"
"I'm serious Dullhin, there's somethin back there" Corden said warily as Dullhin approached the shroom.
Dullhin shot him a glare before being pulled behind the plump helmet. "ahhhh Corden help" he shouted his legs thrashing from behind the plump helmet.
"Dullhin!" Corden shouted as he ran to his friend's aid, reaching the other side of the plump helmet only to find Dullhin lying on his back laughing.
"I can't believe you fell for that" he said clutching his sides from laughter.
"you cheeky little shite" Corden jumped onto his friend, wrestling him into a full nelson. "give me one good reason why I shouldn't toss you off the bridge on the way back to the fortress?" Corden said in a huff.
"because I'll buy you all the ale you can drink at the pub tonight?" Dullhin said struggling to break free.
"ayy, that's a pretty good one I'd say" Corden said releasing the hold and pushing him forward. "but I'm not sure if your good for it" Corden said dismissively.
"I was going to tell you later, but I came into some money recently" Dullhin said coyly.
"and hows did that come about then" Corden replied.
"come on then" Dullhin motioned Corden to follow him. "I'll tell you all about it at the pub" he continued.
As the two walked away all Mirrin could hear was her heart beating through her chest. If that dwarf hadn't looked back to talk to his friend, she would have been dead right now. She took a moment to calm herself before following behind the dwarves at a fair distance.
she wouldn't make the mistake of getting to close to them again she thought as they arrived at a pair of large stone doors.
Corden pushed one of the heavy stone doors open with ease leaving it slightly ajar as the pair continued into the hall laughing and joking.
As the dwarves laughter faded from ear shot the tiny kobold attempted to pull the door open, though try as she might it wouldn't budge.
"why dwarves make door out of rocks" she thought, out of breath and exasperated. then she noticed that the door was slightly ajar.
With a smirk she started trying to force her small body through the crack, one arm now her head and her chest. after several minutes of contorting she found herself in a large stone hallway covered in strange writing she didn't understand and images of dwarves and various objects.
While scanning the strange markings she found two arrows engraved into the wall. the right pointing towards a building with a hole in front with a single line in the middle going across the hole and into the building, the two dwarves from before had gone this way.
the left arrow pointed toward a dwarf carrying a sack into a room with a big door and lots of boxes inside.
"humans keep shineys in small sacks in pocket, maybe dwarves do same with big sacks?" she thought before quickly scurrying down the tunnel to the left.
As she ran she thought about the shineys, the round yellow ones the humans liked or the dangly silver ones that the elves wore when they came to town, but the ones she wanted most were the shiny rocks the dangly ones were studded with.
She was so preoccupied with the thought of shineys that she ran right into something hard with a hollow thunk.
Rubbing her snout, she looked up to find a large wooden door covered in intricate carvings of plants, dwarves, giant spotted animals and small birds.
"shineys must be in here" she thought pulling a set of lock picks from her cloth satchel.
Carefully, she fiddled with the locks on the door but was surprised to find that it was already open.
"dwarves more trusting than humans, humans lock everything" she thought as she pulled the wooden door open and slinked inside closing it behind her.
"now for the shineys" she thought rubbing her hands with a grin as she turned around only to find a store room full of farming tools, sacks of grain and barrels of who knows what.
"oh well Mirrin try another room" she thought with a sigh, her grin now turned to grimace.
As she flung the door open, her eye shot wide in fear, someone was coming down the hall towards her. She could hear his annoyed voice echoing off the stone as the light of a lantern made its way up the hall.
"I'll put it on your tab my ass, I'll show him" Dullhin said in a huff as he adjusted the sack he on his shoulder
Mirrin quickly hid behind one of the barrels as the dwarf entered, he through the sack onto the pile and took a seat on top of it.
"volunteer me to take his shift will he, they'll be calling him cracked skull when I finish this shift." Dullhin thought with an irritated grin.
"but whiles I'm here might as well have a little party of my own" he thought with a smile.
"now where did I hide that bottle" Dullhin mumbled to himself as he began to pull some of the barrels out of the way.
Now was her chance. while he was looking through the barrels she could escape. Slowly pulling her dagger from its sheath she crept around the side of the barrel.
clink, clink cling, she froze in place. She had accidentally kicked a bottle out from behind the barrel.
"ah there it is" Dullhin said rushing over to pick the bottle up. As he reached down his eyes met those of the tiny invader and They both stood there stunned for a moment.
Mirrin was cornered, her mind ran through several escape options. Run? The door was closed; he would catch her before she could pull it open. Talk It out? She had enough trouble talking to humans. Her only option was to fight, griping her dagger tight she lunged at him from behind the barrel.
He stepped back in surprise and slipped on the bottle landing with his back against the wall. she sized her chance and jumped onto his lap; putting her small dagger to his neck.
They stared into each other's eyes for a moment, sizing each other up. he opened his mouth to scream but the kobold put a scaled hand over his mouth to muffle him.
"shhhh dwarf not scream or mirrin will make sure dwarf can't scream ever again" she said as she cracked a wicked smile, revealing her sharp teeth.
"now, mirrin will lift hand and dwarf will not scream, understand" she continued. Her soft, serpentine voice betraying her utter glee in the position she'd found herself in.
Dullhin nodded in agreement. "good, now dwarf will help mirrin get what she want" she said lifting her hand from his mouth.
"Now, where do dwarves keep shiny things?" she said as she let the knife rest against his throat.
She could feel him gulp before answering "how am I supposed to know? I'm just a farm-"he was cut short by her pushing the knife against his throat, her smile now more coy the before.
"dwarf will tell mirrin where shinys are-"she stopped, distracted by something poking her from behind.
Taking advantage of the distraction Dullhin shoved the kobold off of him causing her to drop her knife which slide across the floor. Before she could recover he sprang on top of her, grabbing her by the wrists and using his weight to hold her down.
After taking a moment to catch his breath he began to study the creature under him. her dull black scales were surprisingly soft, at least around her wrists anyway and turned from black to a soft gray around her face; especially around her bright green eyes which almost sparkled in the torch light as her short sheep like horns curled around down around the sides of her head.
As Dullhin looked into her eyes he noticed that her expression changed from a fierce stare to confusion to a coy smile. "what could she be looking at" he wondered as his eyes followed hers to his bulging crotch that was grinding against her own.
His face went red as he fell back against the wall. "sorry about that lassy I didn't mean to-" she stood up and he noticed that there was a wet spot on the crotch of her shorts. He looked down thinking that he had pissed himself in fear at some point but no he was still relatively dry in comparison to her.
Ignoring the dagger on the floor she walked over to him. studying the bulge in his pants for a moment before eyeing him up and giggling.
"dumb dwarf likes kobolds" she said before she burst out laughing.
He was dumbfounded for a moment "what did ya expect sitting on a dwarf's lap like that, sides your one to talk if the flood tween your legs is anythin to go by" he retorted trying to sound indignant.
Her laughing stopped as she looked down at her moist shorts before stuttering as she searched for a response.
Dullhin could have sworn she was almost as red faced as he was but then he saw a light in her eyes like she'd thought of something.
"mirrin have idea, she make dwarf feel good and dwarf help her escape, Deal?" she said gleefully with a seductive smile.
Dullhin was confused for a moment as his mind processed the offer.
"am I really turned on by kobolds? obviously I am, or I wouldn't be in this situation in the first place."
"what would the clan think?"
"will we be caught?"
Dullhin's train of thought was cut short as Mirrin began trying to pull his trousers off.
"oi lassy are ya daft I avent even answered ya yet" he said as she finally managed to pull his pants off. Her eyes widened in shock.
"as I was gonna tell ya it might be a bit much for ya to andle" she looked at it for a moment, its length was a bit above average for a dwarf, but its girth was where it stood out, in all respects more than double the size of a male kobolds.
"now as I was sayin-" he was cut off by the sensation of her mouth taking him in to the hilt.
He quivered as her throat spasmed around his cock before she quickly pulled away for air, she took a moment to catch her breath before going back in for another attack. "you don't have to t-" he was cut off again.
This time she went shallower and began a rhythm that felt heavenly as she bobbed half way up and down his shaft.
Determined not to let her win he grabbed her by the rear and slipped one of his hands into her shorts and began rubbing her slit.
he could feel her whole-body shudder as he slipped one of his thick digits deep into her cloaca, she gave off a small moan at the sudden intrusion, but she quickly retaliated by deep throating his cock again. The sudden pleasure caused him to spray his sticky seed deep into the back of her throat.
As she pulled back, he could see her throat tense as it desperately tried to swallow all of his seed.
As she licked the remains from her lips with her forked tongue she slowly started pulling her shorts off making a bit of a show of it as she went.
The dull black of her scales turned into a soft ashen gray the closer they got closer to her slit until they finally met the black lips of her cloaca.
" that was great lassy" the dwarf said through haggard breath "now lets see about getting you out of h er-" he was stopped by a claw place on his lips in a shushing motion as she sat on his lap. His cock between her other cheeks now.
"dwarves always greedy, not want to share with kobolds" she said rubbing her cloaca against his throbbing cock as she looked away coyly. Dullhin had forgot that she hadn't finished yet, and by the looks of it he wasn't finished either.
"sorry bout that lassy, though I think I avent been greedy enough" he said as he grabbed two hand fulls of her rump and lifted her up.
"we dwarves are known for digging a bit to deep you know" she looked at him with a quizzical expression before the tip pressing against her entrance made clear his intentions.
With one motion he slammed her down onto his mighty girth, she stifled a scream with both hands as her insides were filled to the brim with dwarf meat. The two panted for a moment before regaining their breath.
"are ya sure you can go on lassy? I don't wan ta hur-" he was stopped by the pleasure of her dropping herself down onto him.
She leaned in "dwarf talk to much" Mirrin said as she kissed him. he could feel her forked tongue force its was into his mouth, probing his tongue as her hips came down on his girth again and again.
He grabbed her ass to steady her shaking legs as their tongue's intertwined before she pulled away from the kiss.
She placed her hands on the dwarf's stout shoulders before sitting down on his cock and lifting her legs off the ground. She could feel him twitching and convulsing inside her. She began bucking against him as her orgasm neared.
He lifted her up before letting gravity do the work as she slammed down onto his girth over and over again.
he felt like his cock was trapped between two anvils as she constricted around him then he felt a rush of warm liquid coat his cock as she convulsed around him in pleasure as the pungent smell of her fluids filled the air.
He was close too, with a flurry of heavy thrusts he prepared to pull out of her but found that she had locked her legs behind him bucking wildly she took his full girth to the hilt. His balls emptied a load that caused a noticeable bulge in her stomach. Every inch of her cloaca was now coated with his sticky dwarven seed.
The two sat there for a few minutes panting, covered in sweat and each other's fluids as the dwarf's rod still twitched inside her.
"bloody hell lassy, that was the best lay I've had" Dullhin said as he tried to pull her off of him, finding that her legs were still locked tightly around him.
"dwarf warm, Mirrin want to enjoy longer" she cooed.
Dullhin let out a sigh of relief as the kobold nuzzled him between his head and shoulder.
After resting for a few minutes Dullhin decided to break the silence.
"I have to ask, what made you think it would be a good idea to break into a dwarven fortress?" Dullhin ask quizzically in a soft low voice.
"Friends in village tell Mirrin that dwarves have shiny things. mirrin need lots of shiny things to make dream come true" she replied in a hushed tone to match Dullhin's.
Dullhin was interested now. what silly thing could a kobold possible be planning to use that much money for?
"and what dream would that be lassy, or uh Mirrin?" he said stumbling to correct himself.
"mirrin want to own tavern in human town" she said with pride in her voices.
The dwarf was stunned, he'd never heard of a kobold working in a pub let alone owning one. "now where'd ya get that idea" he said befuddle.
"mirrin watch humans from under street, humans always look happy leaving tavern. mirrin want to be happy too." she said smiling as she snuggled closer to the dwarf.
Dullhin held her close for a few minutes enjoying the feeling of her soft scales on his neck and the light spasms of her cloaca before he remembered that the other might come looking for him before long.
"well I guess its time for us to us to get going then" he said as he stretched with a yawn.
Mirrin looked disappointed that their little escapade had to end. as she stood up the dwarf's seed dripped onto the floor from her cloaca as she walked over to where her shorts were laying.
As She began pulling them up the dwarf took a moment to admire the kobolds posterior again before a thought crossed his mind.
He would never see that nice ass after today, in fact after today he would go back to doing the same horrible job that he'd done since he'd been exiled from Stradia. Maybe it was time for a change of pace?
The money he had inherited from his uncle's death could get them a small cottage in a village somewhere but then it would be back to farming all over again. what if Mirrin had the right idea?
"oi Mirrin, I uhh, about that dream of yours, do ya ave room for a dwarf in that tavern of yours?" he said cracking a smile as he pulled his trouser back on.
"dwarf want to leave fortress with mirrin?" she turned to the dwarf with a wide-eyed smile pulling her shorts up.
"aye, though I don't think we'll be leaving empty handed. if you're willing ta hide in my room for a while we just might get those shinys you were looking for." Dullhin said blushing as he noticed the trail of cum between them.
"dwarf must like Mirrin, that why he want to come" Mirrin said a she said giggling with a sly smile.
"we'll ya could say that, but my names not dwarf, its Dullhin" he replied rubbing the back of his head before opening one of the nearby barrels.
"get in, we'll talk more when we get to my room" Before she could climb inside Dullhin hoisted her up setting her gently on the lip of the barrel.
"what will dwar-... Dullhin and Mirrin do in room?" she said seductively as she lowered herself into the barrel.
"well, we'll uh-" Dullhin searched for something romantic to say for a moment before noticing the bottle he'd slipped on earlier "we'll have a drink" he continued, picking up the bottle and tucking it into his shirt he turned around to find Mirrin already snug inside the barrel.
"comfortable?" he asked with a smile.
"Mirrin ready" she replied nodding as Dullhin closed the top of the barrel.
After taking a moment to compose himself Dullhin heaved the barrel onto his shoulder before setting off.
"she's surprisingly light" he thought as they quickly passed through the halls and onto the great bridge the cool air felt great on his sweat drenched body.
Mirrin was surprised as she looked out from a hole in the barrel to see a great stone bridge two carts wide that spanned a missive chasm. At the end of the bridge was a great fortress carved into the side of the chasm.
She realized that she never could have robbed the fortress in the first place, the bridge was to long and with too little cover to be crossed unseen by the dwarves manning the walls or the occasional patrol that Dullhin passed as they neared the gates.
"oi looks like you've been workin hard for a change ehh Dullhin?" the gate guard said jokingly as he looked him up and down. "who's the barrel for?" he continued.
"It's for Berrnerd, he said he needed some more sugar, so I figured I'd bring him a shipment after I finished work." Dullhin replied nonchalantly, pretending to strain under the weight of the barrel.
"alright then go on through." The guard motioned Dullhin through the gate.
"oh, Hey! Dullhin!" the guard said as Dullhin was walking away.
Dullhin stopped dead in his tracks and turned around "yeah" he replied trying to sound cool.
"when you see Corden remind him that he owes still owes me twenty shanks will ya?." The guard said jovially.
"I'll let em know." Dullhin replied with a wave before setting off for his room.
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- thanks to all the anons on /kbg/ who gave me criticism and ideas for this story. i may continue writing this story in the feature if the mood strikes me but for now im going to work on my other projects. special thanks to the anon who suggested the name Ale and Tail.