Random: the funniest story in a long time
Random
One random night, five random friends were randomly hanging out at a random apartment watching a random furry flick. Randomly. It was all very random indeed. There was a bear named David. He was known for being a complete masochist. There was a bunny named Frank who was known for being nothing but a slut and was confirmed on having multiple dieses. The fox was missing his two arms at the elbows and they were replaced by two random rubber fisting dildos and for that was nicked named butter fingers. The orca named Willy was so big that he could barley be contained in any place for long and craved salt water semen. He need to have loads of semen busted on him to keep his skin moist. Finally there is the panther-dragon who was mildly retarded and only could say his name which was Garp.
They were all sitting on a couch except for Willy who was laying in a child's pool craving semen and blissfully splashing water on himself. Frank being the bunny slut that he was instantly began sucking on one of the random nubs attached to the elbow of butterfingers. This instantly turned the rest on and the random gay action began. Now that the bear was turned on at the sight of the sucking of a random rubber dildo he pulled out a razor blade from under is own skin and pounced on the orca. The orca wailed out in terror but all the other animals had all ready began to play grab ass with each other and none of them noticed the sounds. The bear punched the orca a random amount of times in the face just to really get himself a decent size erection. He then went to the side of the Orca and starting at the gut worked his way up to the head. The Orca gave out a gurgle as the blood spewed from his mouth as he looked down in horror to see his guts pour out into the kiddy pool.
The bear instantly dove into the pile of fresh steaming guts and began to squirm into the stinking mess. He moved around rolling over and over letting his erection throb at full peak. He grabbed some blubber and began to slide his paws over his throbbing member using the gelatinous fat as lubricant. In his thrashing about in the muck, the intestines wound around his neck. He did not notice his slow asphyxiation in his fit of masochistic bliss. The other animals did not notice there two random friends fate but if they had it would not have made any difference for nothing could stop the random festivities. This only left the bunny, the fox and the panther dragon.
The fox wanted nothing more then to feel the inside of his random bunny friend so he punched one of his random rubber fisting dildos right into the backside of his random bunny friend. The bunny screamed out as nine inches of thick rubber were forced into his ass with no prior warning and no lubrication. The panther-dragon began to suck off his own tail thinking that it was a dick saying loudly in pride of his actions, Garp! The Fox forced the random rubber fisting dildo in and out of the bunny until the blood from his ravaged tail hole made it easy. The bunny was going into shock from the loss of blood but since he was getting fucked he thought that he would at least let his friends random rubber fisting dildo cum inside of him. The fox feeling that his other random rubber fisting dildo was lonely forced it into the bunny as well. Now that there was two random rubber fisting dildos inside the bunny making his tail hole have the diameter of a foot ball the bunny completely submitted to the pain and let the fox have his fun. The fox's arms soon became cramped with the exertion of his malicious thrusts, and in one quick motion he pulled the fists out of the bunny and let his arms rest upon the floor. The bunny rolled onto his back and looked up at the fox who was staring back at him fiendishly.
The bunny kicked once and then his entire intestinal track spewed out of his backside. The bunny began to crawl away trying to get to the bathroom knowing that if he could he could force all his entrails into himself with the plunger he might live a bit longer for this to only happen to him again. The bunny Frank had done this on many occasions and knew what needed to be done. He dragged himself across the floor but this movement caught the eye of the panther-dragon, who ran up to the bunny and grabbed a handful of his guts. He began to pull thinking nothing but how fun it would be and wondering where the cord would lead him. The bunny screamed out as forty feet of track was violently ripped out of the gaping hole called his ass. With a pop the end of the intestines came out. The bunny was long dead by this point and looked more like a deflated balloon then a previously living animal.
The panther-dragon having the intestines still in his hands looked at the fox and grinned. Garp, the panther-dragon made a step towards Butterfingers who instantly made a dash at the door. He could only get so far because the dildos were more of an impediment than any real help when it came to moving. In his flight he slipped on the orcas blubber mess and fell to the ground, cracking his head on a coffee table. The panther-dragon took no time and instantly pounced on the fox. He ripped off his two random rubber fisting dildos and bound his feet with the bunny intestines. He picked up the fox in one quick motion and laid him face down on the couch. He went to the front of him and began to rub his sheath making his cock grow in size.
Much to poor Butterfinger's dismay the dragon-panther's behemoth cock grew larger and larger until it was about twenty-four inches long. The panther dragon grabbed the fox's head and with one long exclamation of "GAAAARRRRRPPPPP" he thrust his scaly dick down Butterfinger's throat. Garp's violent thrusts dislodged Butterfingers jaw and almost snapped his neck. But Garp just continued onward laughing, thrusting and screaming his own name. After about fifteen minutes of this, and after Butterfingers was long dead, Garp's dick tore through the back of his skull. Looking down in disappointment, Garp wiped himself off with the fox's soft coat and then threw him to the side.
All of the sudden, Garp felt on eerie presence as if someone were watching him. He looked around the room, his scales and fur on end. Then randomly an Australian in khaki short shorts and matching over shirt jumped out from inside the Orca's body, where he had been camping the whole time. "CRIKEY!" the Australian yelled, moving in for a better look. "HE'S A BEAUTY! LOOK AT THE MARKINGS ON DIS ONE!". Garp cocked his head to one side and questioningly replied "Garp?" "OH HE'S OBVIOUSLY HAS SOME KIND OF BRAIN DEMENTIA! ........We'd better go ahead and just put him out of his misery" The Australian said, growing teary-eyed as he pulled out his revolver. Cocking it back he put 2 rounds directly into the panther-dragons face with what could only be described as skill.