The Better Bottom

Story by Jeeves on SoFurry

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Two friends hold a contest to settle an all important argument between them; who is the better bottom?


This story was written for Handofblades as part of my patreon request days for December 2017. It contains M/M sex between consenting adults. :3

The Better Bottom

"You should just give up now. You're so tight you won't even be able to take an inch!"

Jura moaned as he felt one end of the double-ended dildo being pressed against the welcoming, well lubricated pucker of his ass.

"A-ahh... better tight than so loose that I can't even tell when my master is inside me."

Bordeaux gasped, squirming and trembling where he knelt on all fours, glaring back over his shoulder at the fennec as the other end of the double-sided toy was pressed into his ass. His toes curled, feeling the other male's own doing the same close by as the other men tasked with assisting them into position withdrew. He saw Jura turn his head and glare back at him, fennec and red panda regarding one another face to face, eye to eye even as they knelt rear to rear. Their ankles, bound to one another's own where they knelt by padded leather cuffs, ensured that they couldn't leave this position. But they wouldn't have, even if they had been able to. Both of them knew that this was far too serious a matter, far too important a moment in their lives to possibly risk throwing it away because of a rules violation.

Their steely gaze broke, and both of the men turned their heads towards Burgundy as the stallion stepped forward and stood over them, the larger male's thick cock erect and throbbing as it almost perpetually seemed to be.

"You two used to be the best of friends. But for the last two weeks, you've been at each other's throats. Frankly, we're all sick of it."

The room erupted with murmurs, Jura and Bordeaux blushing as they looked around and saw the rest of the harem nodding from where they stood, sat or lay upon bedding or lush piles of cushions spread out throughout their large, shared personal chamber.

"For years, disagreements amongst members of the harem have always been resolved with sensible discussion. We're all grown ups here. We're all lovers, not fighters. But every now and then, an issue rises that can't be solved through debate alone. And when such an issue arises, we turn to our purpose. We take our very reason for being here together as a way of seeking clarity. We are here because we are all talented, all gifted in matters of sexuality. We are here because we give the best blowjobs, eat the best pussy, fuck and get fucked longer and harder, and cum thicker, bigger loads or squirt harder, further and more than any other creatures our clients have ever known. So, when an issue cannot be resolved through discussion alone, we turn to our bodies, our prowess for clarity. Though... normally the clarity being sought is not for so directly related an issue as this."

From all around the room, people smirked and snorted with laughter. Burgundy held up a hand for silence, and they granted it to him. He nodded thankfully, cock drooling a liberal amount of pre-cum down its own length as he did so.

"Jura, what do you claim as the position you seek to assert through your potential victory today?"

The fennec looked up at the stallion, his own lithe body quivering as the first few inches of the double ended dildo rested in his ass, his own cock twitching between his legs.

"My ass is better than Bordeaux's ass. More fuckable. More squeezable. My ass is the better ass, and I am the better bottom!"

Another series of snorts and giggles rang out through the chamber. Burgundy rolled his eyes, but turned to Bordeaux with the same calm, searching question.

"Bordeaux, what do you claim as the position you seek to assert through your potential victory today?"

The red panda gazed up at the buff chestnut coated horse, licking his lips at the sight of the pre-cum dripping down the length of the male's member and over his huge, dark testicles. His own large tail twitched behind him, and his smaller but equally hard erection strained and drooled a little pre-cum of its own.

"My rump is far superior to Jura's ass. It's irresistible. Some clients, some of the rest of the harem might like Jura more than me, and that's fine. But objectively, from a purely physical point of view, my ass is the better ass for someone's cock to be inside. I am the better bottom, no matter what he says."

Burgundy nodded as the room laughed once more, though some moans now beginning to become interspersed throughout the mirth. Already the room knew what was coming, and they were beginning to enjoy themselves and one another in anticipation of the show which was soon to follow. A show which it fell to him to get underway.

"Well, we shall find out the answer soon enough. We shall find out through our time honoured, and in this case very apt tradition. The winner of this contest will be declared the undisputed victor in this dispute. Do you both swear to abide by the result of this conflict, and understand that for the rest of your time as members of this harem, the loser will forever have to admit and acknowledge that the other is the better bottom?"

The two men glared at one another, but then looked back at Burgundy with a solemn nod.

The horse nodded back, grinned, and grabbed his cock. He began to masturbate urgently, and to speak, gasping and grunting as he did so.

"T-then... by... ah... by the power vested in me as the senior member of the harem... I... ohhhgod... I declare this ass battle... oh! Oh, I'm... I'm cumming. I declare this ass battle... b-begun! Yes!"

His cock flared and throbbed, and as cum began to lash out from its straining tip, painting the lower halves of both Bordeaux and Jura's bodies with thick ribbons of rich, potent seed, they too wailed in excitement, in lust, and in determination as they drove their bodies backwards and pressed their ass cheeks together, grinding, humping, and howling in pleasure as the double ended dildo was sandwiched between them, pushed deep into both their asses, and worked hard against their prostates as they began to wrestle and pleasure one another in the manner that the harem's traditions demanded.

The harem chamber was soon filled with the sounds of sex, but not only from the two twinkish men grinding and rubbing their asses together as they sought to drive their friend turned foe to climax before themselves. All around the chamber as Jura and Bordeaux engaged in their sanctioned ass battle, others watched, masturbated, played and fucked one another feverishly to the sight of the lustful conflict. Only Burgundy remained clear headed, his body spent and thus his mind currently freed from the allure of all the other bodies writhing and moaning and teasing one another all around. He watched as Jura laid his upper body down against the soft floor of the harem chamber, eyes closed and mouth open, panting but focused as he simply lay still and took it while Bordeaux played the more aggressive role, grinding and forcing his hips back and forth over and over again, driving the toy in and out of the fennec's well worked ass and stimulating them both violently with every impact of their soft, plump buttocks against one another.

"Yeah! Y-yeah! Take it. Take it like the slut you... aaa-a-ahhh... you are!"

Bordeaux wailed as he bucked back against the fennec, pushing himself harder and harder until his thighs and calves ached, until he seemingly couldn't maintain that frantic pace any longer. When he slowed however, a strained cry escaped the red panda as all of a sudden he felt the fennec shifting position. Bordeaux twitched his huge fluffy tail out of the way and looked back over his shoulder once more, groaning in dismay as he saw Jura, even smaller and twinkier than himself glaring back over his shoulder with eyes that shone gleefully, lustily.

"Is that all you've got? I've been humped by virgins with more passion than th-haaaaahhhhhh!"

The fennec's eyes bulged as the fatigue vanished from the red panda's face, and a devilish grin replaced the tired intensity that had lingered there before. Bordeaux began to grind and buck against the fennec's cute ass harder than ever, and now, unable to restrain himself and unable to attempt to tire Bordeaux out without any sort of retaliation any longer, Jura began to hump back. The sounds of their asses slapping together rang out louder and louder around the chamber until it was almost like the two of them were being spanked, so loud and sharp was the frantic clapping of their plump cheeks against one another. They wailed. They writhed. Their bound ankles kicked and drummed against the soft floor below as their toes curled together, and as the pair knelt on all fours and forced their backsides together over and over again, Burgundy rested close by with his wide eyes fixated between their legs, watching their cocks twitch, throb and dribble ever more liberal volumes of their own pre-cum and only occasionally letting his eyes dart away to regard the stunned, overwhelmed, strained looks upon both men's faces.

It was close. As close as any ass-battle he had ever seen. Indeed so close that even as the two men's cries began to outstrip all the others in the room combined, as Jura and Bordeaux's humping against one another's asses became so frantic and urgent that almost everyone else present stopped their own fucking and fooling around to watch in awe, Burgundy began to worry that he still couldn't tell which of them was going to win. Normally the winner was a fairly obvious fact by this point in an engagement, one party tending to far outmatch the other and one being far more visibly close to cumming, and thus losing. Right now though, it was a line-ball situation. It wasn't that neither male looked like they were about to give up, but rather that both fennec and red panda looked ready to lose control at any given moment.

"J-Jura! Please... I... ohhhh god, I'm gonna cum..."

When Bordeaux finally let loose that scream of desire, the red panda's fingers clawing at the soft floor beneath him and strings of drool slipping from his muzzle as he cried out to the man against whom he was competing, for a moment Burgundy thought that things were more clear. A moment later though, as Jura cried out in turn, the situation's complexity intensified once more.

"Me too! Oh. Ohhhh B-Bordy... I missed you. I... I missed this! Please... please, l-let me make you cum. Please. Make me cum!"

The huge double ended dildo pounded its way in and out of both men as their asses jiggled and slapped against one another. Their cocks bounced and twitched in near-orgasmic rapture. They stared over their shoulders once more not in anger or determination now, but in adoration. In apologetic sorrow and love all wrapped up into one. Burgundy rolled his eyes again, but couldn't help chuckling, smiling as the two twinks began to cry out louder and ever more desperately still, wailing mindlessly to one another in absolute ecstasy. This wasn't the first time he had seen good friends fighting in the harem, nor indeed the first time he had seen them make up again through some frantic, frenzied fucking. But never before had he seen the ass-battle end in such a way. With both competitors now seemingly not caring if they won or lost, simply growing ever more focused on ensuring that their partner came not to secure their victory, but to secure the other fur's ultimate pleasure.

The smacking of their cute, rounded rumps rang out through the room for a few seconds longer, and the slurping of the dildo in and out of their well lubricated, experienced rear end's echoed alongside their mutual, joyous howls and yelps of bliss. Still Burgundy watched as judge of this event, but now he was certain of the outcome once again, just as certain as he was of the fact that it simply didn't matter.

Sure enough though, moments later the victor was made clear.

Or rather, for the first time in all the ass-battles that Burgundy and indeed many of the other harem members had ever witnessed, the winners.

Driving their rumps back against one another with all the force they possessed, grinding, wriggling, rubbing their asses together and lodging the double ended dildo to the hilt inside each of them, Bordeaux and Jura wailed at the top of their lungs as they both came. As their cocks twitched, strained, and began to unleash hot ribbons of cum over the soft, cushioned floor below them in perfect unison, driving their companion over the brink and falling oh so willingly into the throes of ecstasy in that very same moment.

"Jura!"

Bordeaux wailed his friend's name as he came long and hard, lush tail writhing and thrashing from side to side in the air as he felt his companion's ass clenching and trembling against his.

"B-Bordeaux!"

Jura howled the red panda's name in turn as his cock throbbed and spurted, his large ears flushed and twitching with every whimper, every blissful cry that escaped the other male, that sound of his lover's pleasure feeding his own orgasm every bit as much as the thick dildo buried deep in his ass and trembling against his aching prostate.

In that moment, neither one of them knew who had won. Neither one of them knew who was officially the better bottom. But as their orgasms subsided and they slumped down to the floor together, ankles still bound, asses still resting close together with the toy lodged between them ever-present in its thickness and depth, it became abundantly clear that for now they simply didn't care. Jura was the first to raise his head, to look around at the harem chamber and all the pairs of eyes watching him. Watching them with rapt curiosity, amusement and arousal. He grinned through his weary satisfaction, and licked his lips teasingly.

"W-who... who wants to fuck my friend Bordeaux? His ass is the sweetest, the tightest, the most wonderful hole you'll ever have the pleasure of filling."

The red panda blushed beneath his rusty red fur, and groaned as he pulled his head up and nodded graciously.

"Thank you, my friend. But... if anyone wants to truly have their mind blown along with their load, it's Jura's ass you should try out."

All eyes turned from the two twinks, still technically engaged in the ass-battle until Burgundy declared a winner, to the stallion himself. For a few moments Burgundy considered the official rules, the procedure for what had to happen in the event of a tie and all that it entailed. Then he sighed, chuckled, and shrugged as he gestured warmly to the many other pairs of eyes and horny, eager bodies watching and waiting all around.

"It's a draw. As adjudicator of the ass-battle, I hereby declare that they're both the better bottom. The debate is resolved. The ass-battle is over. So... you're all free to go fuck them both."

Burgundy raised a hand as the whole harem began to collectively move towards where Jura and Bordeaux lay, blushing, whimpering, and yet eager even in their fatigue. The room froze once more, and the stallion grinned.

"You're all free to go fuck them both... after I've had a turn, just to make sure my ruling is correct, of course."

By Jeeves

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