Lenny Snart's journal
I'll add more to the journal as time goes on.
??Captain Cold's Journal??
July, 10, 2019: I rarely write about my self but Hell, why not, I've been hanging around Central City for a few years ago even got me a nifty toy from S.T.A.R Labs the first month I was here, And that is why things started looking up for Li'l Lenny, she got to play with all types of villains and heroes, I mainly stuck with Michelle Rory... I'm sorry she's too Hot now she use to be known as Michelle "Heat Wave" Rory; These heroes do love to come up with some fun names for us, me... I kinda like Captain Cold suits my inner Elsa and when I played Mortal Kombat... Always picked Sub-Zero... Oh yes I can't forget about Good Ol' Speedy. Dumbass with the heart of gold and the self righteousness of a Martyr, "Martyr" is the keyword here, Not too long back he went and got his self killed by Professor Zoom, now it's up to me and the other idiots to keep him from destroying the City, I liked it when I was robbing banks and museums... Simpler times.
July, 12, 2019: Broken ribs, busted lip, Right orbital Fracture... Thawne is getting desperate, directly attacking me, don't worry he's dealing with few less digits now, least I can do right now is get drunk and check on Iris and Don and Dawn... Go Figure, Barry and Iris ain't adept at naming their brats, The Dons... What can ya do?
11, 3, 2019: Thawne is dead, the Dons are alive along with Iris, Christ, Barry... I hope this was worth it, you know I know like breaking my no killing rule, I can't believe he killed the big boy blue scout and a lowly criminal from slums of Central city took out the monster, all it took was the lives of Queen, Superman and my brother Lee... Moron was always wanting golden glory... I'm gonna get piss drunk and pass out watching reruns of Cheers... Looks like I'm going to be the hero of Central City now.
1, 19, 2020: Year and half I fought Thawne, turned out ol' Barry had a plan to make sure Thawne would never come back, him and Batman found a way to cut our Earth off from the Speed Force, Some quantum physics mumbo jumbo I'll never understand, Guessing that is what I get for not even getting to eleventh grade... Dropping out seem like the thing to do, got in the way of my true passion, crime... (at the time) every calculation worked to the God Damn letter, Kudos to Barry and The Batman, But they were both wrong stopping speed force took all the speedster's powers away but it also put a crack in time, causing it to all happen at once and when time happens all at once the Universe gets angry and when the Universe gets angry it starts to rip itself apart, last thing I seen was Iris' green eyes filled with tears holding the Dons tight and the next thing I know I'm on another Earth... I don't remember how I got here, It's all gone, everything I protected and worked for is all gone... No... I remember Man, a blue man with a atom tattoed on his forehead and a flash of blue light and mono toned voice but I can't make out what he is saying. Lee, Mick, Barry, Iris, Dawn, Don...
Maybe writing your names in this damn journal will mean something later on.
Ultimate middle finger to the good guy Captain Cold.
1, 28, 2020: I ain't the only Captain Cold in this little universe... Leonard Snart, Laughable.. I'm friggin' Rule 63'd on another Earth, same shit father but I have a sister named Lisa Snart. Don't get me started on Mick. Guy is burnt to a crisp and looks like he's been hit with a hammer, Don't get me wrong, Michelle had a few burns. She had pyrophilia, liked matches dropped on her, I ain't getting into our bedroom habits, I'll keep those in my spank bank for another time. Screw you... We all have our kinks, judgmental bastard , I know who ever is reading this when I'm dead is gonna wonder or The Batman some how got a hold of it, Anyways this Leonard Snart character wears a tech gear, looks more fancy than my shit. Guy is a Joy-Booster, has a sense of honor as well, found out he doesn't like people taking his/my name, gave the man an ultimatum he changes his name I won't bust him and then he gave me one as well drop the act and he won't flash-freeze me, shackin' in my jackboots~
I ran into The Joker... The other Rogues never liked him, I have the feeling he felt the same way... He underestimates new people too much, guess that is why he is back in Arkham. Bastard needs to go to Black Gate in Gen Pop!
2, 2, 2020: Ever see that movie where Bill Murray repeats the same day over and over and over again, yeah... I like that movie, On TBS all day, I've been staying in Motel neat Lawrence Hills, Assholes cheat on their wives with twenty dollar hookers and junkies with nothin' to lose, Least they have HBO and no bed bugs, I don't look it but I have very sensitive skin... Christ, Barry's sense of humor rubbed off on me, this place reminds me of Michelle's old place... God do I miss her cooking, Bitch loved fire and would explode at a drop of a hat but she knew how to cook... I made the news people are calling me Citizen Cold, I can't have that, I need to get that other Cold gone, givin' me a bad name... Literally.. Barry caught up to me made his usual Keep-Your-No-Clean and I'm-Watching-You schpiel, I ain't got the heart I know who he is or what happen to my earth... Naked-Blue-Man... Was that God? If that is God why the Hell would he save me? I'm the last person you'd want to save.