Crocodile Cookin - Rolling the Pilot

Story by Serathin on SoFurry

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Icon art by ravensflock, you can see the original here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/34148253/

Commission for DrakeHavok

Jerkah has always wanted to start his own cooking show, and with the help of one of his brothers it's finally going to be made so! He starts off his pilot episode with a fan favorite that everyone enjoys, the cinnamon roll!

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Jerkah did one last look over the newly-created kitchen; unlike most others that were in his realm this one was specifically designed for one purpose as the entire thing was built into an even larger studio that surrounded it. The other oddity in the nexus creature's realm was that most of those that dwelled inside were not other food-based creatures, instead they were stone felines messing around with lighting and camera equipment. It was an entire camera crew and production team that was fawning over every detail from the set to the lighting as several watched a monitor off to the side. One in particular was another nexus creature made of obsidian stone, the leopard and tiger hybrid going over to the chocolate crocodile with a tablet once he had finished his inspection of it.

"Looks like everything is ready to go Jerkah," the living statue said as he handed the tablet over to him. "I'm delighted that you thought of me to help you set this new project of yours up, I think you're going to appreciate the production value that we're putting into it." The creature looked back at his minions as the crocodile nodded. "Now before I leave you to it, I trust that your creations aren't going to be coming from my stock, is that correct?"

"Of course, Kirdos," Jerkah replied as he swiped through the camera feeds that appeared on the screen. "I have a pantry full of converts just waiting to be prepared, the first of which is already more than willing to be on my pilot. So are you going to stick around for the inaugural shoot or are you heading back to your own realm?"

"I think I might be too tempted to... sample the goods before they've finished cooking," Kirdos replied with a smirk. "I look forward to seeing the finished product though, my guys will be sending me a copy."

The chocolate crocodile smirked back and watched as Kirdos opened a portal and walked through it, leaving him alone with the rest of the crew. While the idea of making his own cooking show had always been a fancy of his, it was his more artistic brother that managed to put everything together and also had the skills he needed. While he could have just done something himself this would actually pass as legitimate and be aired in other dimensions. Of course there was still the subject matter that would be a little less than believable... but that wasn't something that concerned him at the moment as he went to the faux green room that he had set up.

On the other side of the door was a human that he had found earlier, one that he had specifically sniffed out for the purpose of this little experiment. While all his volunteers were compliant in his machinations he wanted one that would be especially receptive to them. When Jerkah stepped inside he saw the human immediately jump up to his feet as though waiting for him. The volunteer, whose name was Drake, knew that he was going to be a part of a cooking show but had been intentionally left in the dark on the specific details.

Though Drake was brimming with questions Jerkah grinned and put a chocolate finger against his lips, the human licking them as they went up to the set. As they got up to it Jerkah could see his volunteer look in slight awe at the stone creatures moving around and continuing to set things up. Even though it was something that the human would have not seen in his realm, just like a large muscular chocolate crocodile, he was taking the sight very well. It was yet another reason that he wanted this one to be part of the pilot, didn't want to have to do multiple takes because his volunteer was awestruck.

"We're ready to get started Lord Jerkah," One of the stone felines, an ocelot that was made from an onyx or other shiny black stone, said as the two went onto the kitchen set. "Just give the signal and we'll start rolling."

"Thank you Durant," Jerkah said before turning towards the human. "Alright Drake, why don't you go ahead and get naked before we start, save us some time on the show."

"Naked?" Drake replied. "I thought this was a cooking show?"

"Well I did tell you that this was not going to be your typical broadcast," Jerkah smirked, taking his clawed hands and pushing them underneath the human's shirt. "You're not going to let a little thing like being nude stop you from the pleasure that you're about to get, right? Trust me when I say that there's no need to be shy."

Though there was a tiny bit of hesitation it quickly evaporated from the human as Jerkah rubbed his chest and sides. Though he indulged in a brief kiss the chocolate crocodile didn't want to indulge too much and get the human riled up, though it got the point across and as he turned back towards the camera and motioned for the felines to get started Drake started to strip down. "Alright, everything is ready to go so let's start rolling in three... two... one..." their lights all went on as the cameras began to start rolling on Jerkah, a chef's hat and apron suddenly appearing on him. "Hello everyone, and welcome to the very first episode of Crocodile Cookin, I'm Jerkah and today we're going to be making a special treat."

"Now when it comes to breakfast there's nothing quite like having a warm, gooey cinnamon roll to start the day," Jerkah continued as he moved over to Drake, the camera panning over to the naked human who was partially hidden from view by the counter in front of them. "I'm here with Drake today to make one of my famous Jumbo Iced Cinnamon Rolls. Now as I'm sure you all know the best delicious treats are made when you use the finest ingredients, and let me tell you that I have the finest ingredients in the realm."

As Jerkah motioned his hand the cameras suddenly went to the door marked Pantry, though one remained on Drake's face to catch his look of surprise as several creatures walked out of it. One of them was a fox that looked initially like a normal brown-furred fox, except as he got closer he could see black and tan specks on his fur that made him look like he had been sprinkled with something. Behind him was a naga that was a monochrome light tan color from snout to tail. Finally the last person to come in was an Eastern dragon that looked like he was gooey or semi-solid and a shiny white in coloration.

"The first thing that we need to do is prepare our dough," the chocolate crocodile stated as he motioned for the naga to come forward. "The naga here is one of our best kneaders, he's going to make sure that our cinnamon roll is going to be nice and fluffy... in all sense of the word."

Drake wasn't sure what exactly was happening, but he had a sense that he was going to enjoy it as the naga slithered up to him. The human couldn't help but smile as the serpentine creature flicked out his forked tongue before leaning in and kissing him. At first he thought that it was going to taste like raw dough or something but it actually tasted like freshly-baked bread as they began to make out. While the two of them made out those coils wrapped around his naked body, feeling the dough scales pressing against his bare flesh with a firm but gentle pressure.

As the soft body of the snake continued to slide up and down the human let out a soft moan, feeling his exposed maleness start to harden as the rippling muscles of the creature massaged his own body. As their bodies continued to slide over one another Drake's skin was not only becoming more sensitive but the coloration was starting to shift as well. The entire time that those coils continued to squeeze the changing human Jerkah was still explaining how the naga was using all of its form to knead and soften the human before transforming him. The crocodile smirked as he watched his volunteer not only becoming the same coloration as the naga enveloping him but also started to puff out as well in certain areas.

"Now the best time to add the next ingredient is while the dough is still in the preparation stages," Jerkah explained as he motioned for the fox to move over. "As our naga molds and prepares the doughy body, which will be something similar in nature, we're going to have our next component ready to go. Our vulpine friend will be there for flavoring purposes and won't affect the final shape, brushing a mixture of cinnamon with some sugar in it as well as making sure that the cinnamon flavoring is... infused on the inside as well."

The human definitely caught that last part as his eyes opened wide, though it was partially because the dough that had seemingly transferred to his face began to swell like it was rising. Though it was hard to see from his perspective there was a monitor that was showing the feed and when he saw himself it was hard to distinguish himself from the dough naga that had continued to feed him pleasure through his movements. Most of his human skin had been turned to doughy scales and the substance also seemed to assimilate his hair to leave him with a completely bald scalp. His ears had also disappeared as well, only those had actually merged into his head as he found himself flicking out his tongue just in time to watch it split into a fork.

That was when the fox suddenly came into his vision, even before the vulpine had made contact with him he could smell the strong scent of cinnamon. It was intoxicating and as they kissed and the exquisite taste filled his maw it almost distracted him from the fact that he was starting to feel something strange between his legs. It was also something that Jerkah wanted to point out and the chocolate crocodile moved over and had the camera follow him. The naga loosened his coils slightly and allowed them to see that the human's legs; which at first looked like they had been severely deformed, but as more of them were exposed he could see that they were actually merging together.

The doughy skin of the two legs had started to knit together as the naga that was transforming Drake continued to slide back to reveal his progress. As the changing human looked down at himself he was completely amazed that he was looking at his own limbs and saw how thick they were getting. At the same time however his growing form actually felt... lighter, like he was floating slightly as his doughy lower body continued to puff out. He also felt his cheeks burn when he saw that his increasingly serpentine form had expanded in another way, his cock twitching as it jutted straight out into the air while ridges formed alongside it.

"You can see that Drake is coming along quite nicely," Jerkah continued to say as his hands moved down and rubbed them against the soft flesh, Drake watching and shuddering in pleasure as the clawed hand pushed in to the yielding form. "Now at the moment our still transforming human is quite... undercooked, probably not good to eat at the moment. However one of the nice things about this set we're using is that we don't have to worry about putting our dear friend in the oven, in fact I think that it's time that we move on with a more complete integration of what makes a cinnamon roll a cinnamon roll."

The still forming serpentine snout of Drake looked a little sad as he felt the dough naga unfurl his body from him, which took longer than he had thought from his lengthening form. When their coils were finally untangled the former human was able to look at himself once more, using not only the monitors but his own incredibly flexible body as well. Though it was completely finished he could see that his body looked much like that of the naga that had been changing him, maybe a little thicker as the last vestiges of his feet morphed together into a single tail tip. He also noticed that the fox had been working his own magic as well when he looked into the camera and saw that the dough of his chin and his neck had been stained with a reddish-brown.

The cinnamon and sugar fox wasted little time in getting back to the cooking, which in this case meant nearly pouncing Drake and pushing him back against the counter. As Jerkah explained how the fox had made sure that he was carefully balanced so that it was the perfect mixture for their creation Drake found the vulpine practically grinding against his enhanced form. Drake's doughy body was still finishing up his changes and as his chest and abs were being formed from his otherwise thin frame he saw them darkening to the same coloration as the fox. Strangely though it was only rubbing off on the thick vertical scales of his front and even when the vulpine bent him all the way back and sat on his swelling lower body it only seemed to rub off on his other dough scales a little bit.

Jerkah helped Drake pull himself further onto the counter so that his body was bent at a ninety-degree angle, though his form was able to handle it. As the entire length of his body was put onto the stainless steel however he began to feel something warm and tingling coming from his back all the way down his lower body. When he arched his new neck to look he saw the entire stainless steel surface his body was resting on had begun to glow with an orange hue, which caused his eyes to widen slightly. He quickly gathered why he wasn't going to need to go into an oven, they were going to cook him right here in front of the television cameras!

But any nervousness was short lived, Drake had not only been informed explicitly that he would not be harmed at all but even as he could begin to smell his own body baking the sensation was... rather pleasant actually. In fact as he saw the scales on his backside turning golden it made the raw parts of him seem unnatural in comparison. "Now as you can see our cinnamon fox has been very good at making sure that Drake has been getting an even coating all along the inside of his body," Jerkah remarked as he ran a hand down the body of the baking naga and caused him to writhe on the hot surface in pleasure. "But even though the thickest layer is on the inside of the roll it also pays to put a bit of seasoning throughout, so we're going to make sure that flavor is also on the inside of the doughy body as well."

The fox didn't need to be told twice as he hoped up onto the baking skillet as well, apparently completely unaffected by the heat as he resumed his position on top of the naga. At first Drake thought that he was going to ride on the thick ridged cock that was still jutting up in the air, but it was quickly made clear he had other ideas as his hand pressed against the throbbing member before drifting lower. The newly formed naga gasped as those fingers pushed their way into another hole just beneath the slit where his cock was. The stimulation he got just from those fingers inside his new vent were nearly a hundred times the pleasure that he was getting from his transformation and as the dough stretched easily he knew that it wasn't just going to be fingers going into him.

The entire studio was filled with the smell of freshly baked cinnamon rolls as Drake's body continued to heat up, cooking evenly as the cinnamon fox slid up his own deep brown scales towards the sensitive opening. Even though Drake was prepared for it his lower body practically fell off the counter as the fox leaned forward and pushed his own cock, which had been completely erect ever since they started baking, into the vent where his fingers had been. If Drake still had toes they would be curling at this point, instead his lower body began to curl on himself as he felt his insides get spread open. Though the vulpine was clearly attempting to take his time it wasn't long before the cinnamon roll naga watched inch after inch of that brown cock slide into him.

As the cinnamon creature continued to penetrate the bigger male beneath him the effects of their coupling were having an impact on his body as well. Those normally golden scales now had flecks of the same cinnamon that was thickly layered on his chest, though it was nothing compared to his belly. His continued transformation was quickly drowned out by the pleasure that was suffusing through his body just like the heat coming up from the griddle. It wasn't long before the cinnamon fox was eagerly thrusting inside of him, both creatures grunting and moaning as Jerkah announced the bake time and began to instruct on how to make your own cinnamon roll naga at home.

"Now one of the best things I think we can all agree on when it comes to cinnamon rolls is not just a perfect bake or the proportion of cinnamon to dough," Jerkah instructed as he move a hand and gestured for the last creature to come forward. "Everyone knows that the key is that gooey coating of icing that you get on top of all your cinnamon rolls. Of course I also like to have a bit of icing on the inside as well so that you can get a bit of that sugary goodness throughout and not have it leak everywhere, so while our cinnamon fox finishes up we'll have our icing dragon get in on the action."

Strangely the first thought that went through the cinnamon roll naga's mind was if the icing dragon came up on the griddle he was going to melt, though it appeared that the creature wasn't going to get on it as Drake felt himself getting pulled to the edge. While it appeared his body was completely baked at this point the heat remained on, or that could possibly be just from the fox pounding into his vent. The cinnamon creature didn't miss a stroke as the naga was pulled further back until his head was off the counter, his thick neck bending backwards and staring straight into the groin of the white creature in front of him. At this point Drake could also see that there were a few of the crew that were also starting to get into the action as well and stroking themselves or one another.

Drake didn't have much time to look at them before the icing Eastern Dragon moved forward and began to push his gooey cock towards his face. At first he thought he was going to have to take it in upside down before he heard Jerkah said that it was time to flip him over, feeling the fox on top of him pull out and allow him to flip his body over. While it took a little getting used to not having any legs the naga soon found himself on his stomach, and even though his cinnamon infusion had been complete it was clear that the vulpine wanted more of his sweet hole. As he felt his vent being filled once more with the thick cock of the fox beneath him Drake's body began to instinctively start to curl up around both the other male and himself.

"One of the big things that you want to make sure when you put icing on your cinnamon roll is to make sure that there is even distribution," Jerkah said as Drake's maw was suddenly filled with a sweet taste when that gooey member was pushed past his lips and into his maw. "Normally we could just put the icing on top and let it melt down that way but since we have ourselves a tube he's going to make sure that he goes around each coil to ensure an even, balanced bite. Our volunteer is definitely going to know when he's finished."

Even if Drake wanted to say something at this point all he could do was gurgle around the cock that seemed to thicken while inside him, pinning his tongue against his mouth as his nose was buried between those gooey thighs. His vision was obscured by white as the dragon leaned forward and put his hands on the back of the creature beneath him. With the cock still anchoring his lower body to the naga's face Drake could feel the icing creature begin to stretch, pressing down against his head and neck while crawling along the top of him. His still warm body seemed to cause the dragon to melt slightly as it continued to follow the path down his body which only caused the sweet vanilla goo cock to push down into his throat and fill him from the inside.

It was clear this dragon wasn't going to take any shortcuts as every inch of Drake's upper body felt like it was being covered, moving around in a swirling pattern that had formed from his coils. Near the middle of them the cinnamon fox continued to thrust upwards, grunting and groaning as he kept the freshly baked creature in the throes of constant pleasure while the transformation was finishing up. The former human was in absolute heaven as his body seemed to shift once more, the icing that had been slathered over the top of him congealing into a thick mane of icing that went from the top of his head all the way down his serpentine form.

Once the icing dragon had reached the other end of the naga's serpentine form he double backed, his stretched body twisting back around until his maw was pressed against his cinnamon-flavored cock. It was a bizarre form of sixty-nine as Drake felt his malness get engulfed just like he had done to the dragon with his own maw. The infusion of the icing inside and out was accompanied by the sheer pleasure coming from being stuffed by both ends, and he knew even without seeing it that he was starting to dribble a similar substance into the dragon's maw while the cinnamon fox continued to pound into him. With all the combined sensations being given to him it wasn't long before the cinnamon roll naga let out a gurgled gasp before orgasming.

"There we have it," Jerkah said with a grin, giving the climaxing creature a few moments to recover before he ushered the other two ingredient creatures to step away and allow Drake to be shown in all of his glory. "This is a cinnamon roll that you definitely wouldn't mind indulging in, perfect for a late-night snack or for the early morning after. This decadent treat is sure to satisfy no matter what the location."

Those that were on the camera were sure to zoom in on the glistening golden scales as Drake was showcased, highlighting the cinnamon swirls in the dough as well as the thick coating on his belly. The most surprised was the former human, it was hard to believe he was even real as he flexed his fingers and saw the sculpted golden-brown appendages move while he wiggled his claws. Had he not been moving he might have thought that Jerkah had just turned him into a giant cinnamon roll shaped like a snake. When he glanced up his arms he saw the stripe of icing fur on the upper arm and the cinnamon on the underarm, and as he continued to look at it he found it slowly drifting towards his own mouth.

Before he even realized it he had taken a big bite that completely took off his hand, his entire body shivering not only in the pleasure that seemed to come from the act of being eaten but also from the delight of the exquisite taste. He was positively decadent as he chewed slowly while watching his hand quickly regrow back to its former state. It appeared he wasn't the only one that wanted to try his new creation as he felt another tremor of pleasure from further down his body. He looked back to see a big chomp taken out of his serpentine form as the chocolate crocodile looked back at the camera while licking his lips.

"Delicious," Jerkah said with a smile as he looked back at the camera. "Thank you everyone for watching our first episode of Crocodile Cookin, I hope that you join us next time where be bake up another wonderful treat for you to enjoy!"

"Annnnd cut!" the stone ocelot said as he waved his finger in the air, a flurry of activity from the others as they moved into post-production. "Alright guys, that's a wrap! Get everything to editing and start resetting for the next shoot!"

"One second everyone," Jerkah replied, holding up his hands and causing everyone to stop in their tracks as Drake looked over at him as well. "Now we have this stunning pastry creature here and it would be a shame to not put him to good use, plus I'm sure that you're all quite hungry right now. Why don't you all come in and have a bite with my latest confectionary?"

The crew of the cooking show didn't need to be asked twice, Drake's eyes widening slightly as they all immediately stopped what they were doing and started to move towards his location. While he had already proven to himself that his body was able to regenerate extremely quickly, he wasn't sure he was going to be able to accommodate all those maws that were coming towards him. A quick look over at Jerkah however and the crocodile motioned that he was going to be fine, then felt a burst of pleasure as one of the felines sank their teeth into his neck. Their stone fangs were easily able to slice through his fluffy form as the one that had first pounced him let out a loud purr of delight.

Soon others began to join in the feast as well; some were just content to lick and suck on certain parts of his body while others had chomped down on him. As two kissed his snout one of them was even bold enough to stuff his entire arm into his maw before biting down. The sudden decrease in body mass seemed to have triggered his regeneration into overdrive as Drake was once more awash in the sensation of pure bliss. One particularly amorous bronze tiger had wiggled his way in between his coils and had began to suck on his cock.

"Mmmm, this is delicious," the metallic creature said as he pulled off and licked his lips of the white substance that was dribbling out of his cock. "Jerkah, you've definitely outdone yourself on this one."

"Hey, don't be hogging that cock," Another feline said as they came up behind the first one. "I want a taste of it next."

"Now now," Jerkah interjected as he came up between them. "I'm sure that Drake can accommodate you both. What do you think, my sweet cinnamon snake?"

Drake quickly nodded his head and soon he found every inch of his serpentine form twitching in pleasure as the chocolate crocodile took his glistening member and began to stroke it. The golden dough quickly began to form a divot down the middle, the tapered tip splitting until his cinnamon dough cock became a hemipenis. Once the nexus creature was finished the two felines quickly took the opportunity to both take a tine, and as Drake arched his long, icing-covered back in pleasure there were two others that took advantage of the raised rears of the shaft-sucking felines and pushed their own cocks inside their tailholes.

"So what do you think Drake?" Jerkah said as he pulled the cinnamon roll naga away from the onyx feline that had just started to try and devour his snout so he could look at him. "Did you enjoy your first stint on my show?"

"I certainly did!" Drake replied happily, the cinnamon roll naga continuing to curl on himself so that he looked like what he tasted as his body continued to tremble with every lick and bite that was happening to him. "While I hadn't been sure of what was about to happen to me I am extremely glad that I took you up on this offer. Now I don't have to change back right away, do I?"

"Of course not," Jerkah replied with a chuckle. "You can stay in that form for as long as you would like, you could even make it permanent and become one of my minions. You are definitely a unique treat and would be happy to snack on you whenever I would like."

Drake nodded and went back to enjoying his feast and orgy with the other creatures, the ingredient minions coming back in order to enjoy themselves as well. While the others were having their fun Jerkah had already started to prepare for the next show. This was definitely not going to be a single episode, the chocolate crocodile thought to himself, he was ready to start a series. All he had to do is figure out what his next creation was going to be that he would make on the air...