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Jay was rudely awoken by a slam to the side of the head with a phone book,

"Owww!" yelled Jay holding the side of his head. "Get up! School starts in like 10 minutes, so move it, you can show me around school" Merin said in a serious voice.

"You just got here yesterday and your going to school today, you can't wait till Monday?".

Merin hit Jay in the head again saying "No, I do have to go to school today

because I have to get my time table. So get the fuck up!" This time throwing the book in to his lap. "Ah fuck!! You bitch, that hurt!" Jay screamed. Merin walked out the door yelling "Get up or I'll tell everyone what I say you doing!", "Your bluffing!" Jay yelled back. "Call my bluff, spanky" Merin teased.

Jay pulled himself out of bed and grabed a pair of track pants and a half clean shirt, putting them on as he walked out to the kitchen. "Hey, we have table" Jay said enthusiastically, Merin moaned "What do you want to eat?".

"Oh, i'll just grab a coke and a *looks around* bread roll"

"So thats what you eat for breakfast" Merin asked in disgust. "No normally there's some let over pizza on the bench, but someone cleaned it up" Jay teased. "Well then you'll have no problem showing me around right now then" she said smuggly.

"Fine, lets go" Jay said with a sigh, walking out the door. Reaching the top of the hill Jay points to various places in the school saying "There's the canteen, office, courts, oval, toilets block one, toilet block two and *points behind them* were we live, ok got it ? Cya later". "Why are you such an asshole?" Merin screamed, "I don't know, it's in my nature, ok, bye bye".

Merin storms off to the office, while Jay goes to sit down with his friends. "Hey guys, what's up?", "Same thing as yesterday" say's Matt. "You couldn't help yourself could you? You had to tell them".

"Tell us what?" said Miles(Tails). "You didn't tell them did you?", "No Jay, I didn't. Why don't you tell them?" said Matt with a happy look on his face. "Nah, I don't think so", "C'mon Jay tell us what he's going on about" said Kit puzzled. As the bells rang Jay sighs in relief, "C'mon?" both tails and Kit said in unison, "No!".

6 HOURS LATER

"For the last time no, I'm not going to tell you", "Why?" asked Tails, "Look,

just give up I'm not going to tell you, cya" said Jay walking towards the boys locker room. "Where are you going?" asked Tails, "I got to clean the locker rooms" Jay said with a sigh. "Ok cya" Tails said running off to catch his bus.

Jay walked into the locker rooms grabed a mop and bucket, then started to

clean the floor. After mopping the floor and hosing down the troff, he dicided to have a shower. Jay took off his cloths and through them on the bench, went into one of the cubicles, closed the curtain and began to have a shower. Jay heard some kids laughing in the toilets then leave, after he got out he grabed a towel, dried himself off and stood to see an empty bench where his cloths had once been. He wraped the towel around himself and ran out the door.

As Jay was running towards the boarding house, he heard people yelling at him, he stoped, turned around and said "What?". A young loin yelled "I said, how ya doin spanky?", Jay felt himself begin to blush as he started running again. Reaching the front door he yelled on the top of his voice "MERIN!", Jay opens the door to see Merin sitting in front of the tv, drinking tea. "Ah spanky, your home" Merin said with an evil grin.

"You promised, you woulden't tell" Jay said growling.

"And you said that you'd show me around, so i guess that makes us even" she said knowing she had won.

"Well.... you...... ah..... screw you! Your the biggest bitch i have ever met" Jay said walking away

Grabing the towel that Jay had wrapped around the waist, leaving him naken and running to grab some cloths, she said "Well, your stuck with me, so tuff luck".