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• * * [Furre Archive Project] Transcription #32320 Date: 5/3/22XX Subject: "Keita" Interview #1 Timestamp: 00:01:02 ...Memory Hookup Established... ...Resuming transcription... ====================== So.. I'm supposed to just talk to the computer, right? ..yay. And the point to this is? ..hm. So the computer will learn my voice. Well, I guess that's a good reason. Too bad I don't have anything to say.. ..talk about my life? Do you have any idea what type of life I've had?! ..stupid question, of course you know, you've been watching me all this time.. ..Fine. I'll humor you. Not like I have anything better to do, I bet you've got my locked in here until I do what you want me to do, anyway.. *ahem* Employee #2986. Name: Keita. No last name. Species: ..mostly tiger, with whatever other creatures they threw into the genetic mix. With my luck, I'm part poodle.. Age: I don't know, but at least 40 ..oh, apparent age? Tsh. You psychiatrists, you always want to know what we feel like, not what we are. Consider me to be in my early-twenties, then. That's what you'd think I was if you saw me on the street, anyway. Height: 5'9, Weight: yadda-yadda-yadda.. Athletic build, not that I can help it. That's also programmed into my genetic code. You guys wanted to make sure I looked attractive forever, huh? You did a good job on that, at least. The reason I'm here is the same reason all those sorry suckers are in rooms like mine.. I'm here to talk.. or to have my memories ripped from my mind if I don't talk. As you can already see, I chose option A. Easier that way. Less pain, more gain. Might even get me out of here, if I'm lucky. Of course, life outside isn't that good.. It's a human-run world, and us Furres are only really meant to do one of two things: Protect people.. or Fuck 'em. That's our lot in life. I don't know what nonsense those scientists were spinnin' when they got the funding to make the first Furre.. but it must have been good. Any sane person can see why'd you really want one of us, though. Hell, we've been in your fantasies since ancient times. I've done some research.. I know about the Egyptians.. Horus and Anubis and all that. Humans with animal heads. Ha, us Furres are just one step up from that.. We're animals with human bodies, really. Anyway, as I said before.. I'm considered a "Employee". That means I actually get my own room here(Gotta love being able to do your "job" from your room, eh?) and three decent meals a day. Really, though, they're just doing that because they kinda respect me.. after all, I was the first to Awaken. You scientists ever figured out what caused that little genetic bug, or are you still working on it? Doesn't matter, anyway.. I've freed enough Furres in my lifetime. Even if you figure out what causes some of us to Awaken, there's more then enough of us already out there. ..right, right, back to the subject. My "job" is to listen to other people's transcriptions. Both Furres and Human thoughts will come through this little terminal here as quickly as I can access them. I've already got a few in mind.. a few people I like. By listening to these transcripts, I'm supposed to get an idea of the "overall pollution", whatever that means. You'd figure these bastards would give me an employee handbook.. I'll admit.. I know some of these people. Some of these people are my friends. Others.. I've only vaguely heard about. Hopefully, by combining their thoughts.. I can get a better picture of the world as a whole. You guys may want me to "monitor the overall pollution", but you know what I'm going to do instead? I'm going to write a story. Each one of these people has love, has hate, has fears and triumphs... and I'm going to reveal it all. ..that's not my job? Well you see, here's the thing.. I've locked you out. This is my terminal now. You can't limit me, control me, or stop me. Mess with your keyboards all you like, but there's nothing you can do. I'm in control now. These people have a tale to tell, and by God, I'm going to tell it. ..End Of Transcription..