roo's adventure

Story by Supersilver on SoFurry

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Birds nest. Tree. Kara City. Sector 7. Planet VII. Galaxy: Roman. Dimension: Gibrak. this is where it all started. In the birds nest, a highly intelligent, Small, yet divine eagle, was sitting in its nest. it was performing its Ritual of the Flames. this ritual happened every thouasand or so years, and was very, very... stupid, would be the right word. so, the eagle flew upwards. Up. Up. Up again. unfortunately, the direction it was going in, was the direction of the sun. Thusly, the eagle burned up, leaving behind only two feathers, both equally on fire. they both drifted off in space.

seven years later one of the feathers conveniently fell on the planet it came from. And hit the tail of an unsuspecting kangarian. and the kangarian got such a shock it started screaming and running round in circles. then it laid an egg. Seven weeks later (i like that number, live with it.)the egg hatched a divine white, yet somehow adult kangarian. It was hunting around the big cliffs from around where it hatched. eventually, he found a large, very badly constructed metal laboratory with a glowing neon purple sign with the letter J on it. the kangarian knew that no good would come from this lab. The white kangarion then laid an egg which hatched within 7 seconds. And from it came a baby Kangarian. This one was called Roo. Not too imaginative, Ill say. He sent the baby in to the lab. Roo explored the place, and eventually found a large glass canister of blue paint. Roo put his big feet to use. SMASH! Roo is now covered with Blue paint. He explored the place some more. eventually he found a big Red Chair that looked like an electric chair with a sign saying Mind Machine 3000 next to it. he sat down on it and pressed the ON button.

After Roo pushed the ON button on the chair, a burst of electricity came from the machine. After the horror ended, Roo became very intelligent. "WOHOAH, that was weird." He then heard a load roaring sound. along the Hallway of the lab, there was a muscular cyclops walking towards him. "Hey, big guy! Am i intruding?" And then The Cyclops said "Me muscular joe! You intruder!" "Whoah, big guy, you must have been too big for the mind machine!" "ROAAAAH! you make muscular joe ANGRY!" After a long stare at each other and a twist of camera angles, Muscular joe flung himself at Roo, and missed. Again. And again. And again. Muscular Joe lay there, out cold i would say... or just having a rest. either way, he wasnt Roos problem any more. He was heading towards the door to tell his father hed defeated him, but then he heard a man shouting "Im home! Joe, get me some tea... Joe? JOE?!" He ran towards the door only to see a very worried looking black haired man. "What are you doing in my lab?"

"My father sent me in here. Uuuh, i uuh, dealt with... your... whatever you call that thing." The man saw Muscular joe lying there. "!!! No! i cant believe it !!! Im Dr. J bz the way, nice to meet you." "I just knocked your assistant to the floor and youre saying it was nice to meet me?" "Enough!" Dr. J pulls out a lazer gun on him! Roo felt something he had never felt in that little blip of his existace. Fear. Anger. Strength. Stupidity. He jumped up and bounced off the roof on to Dr. J. Fortunataly, Dr. J was lying on the ground, with his side to the exit of the lab. (REMEMBER THAT!!!) Unfortunately, he bounced off of Dr. J onto the laboratory self destruct button. 10. 9. 8. 7. 7. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. Roo ran to the exit. will he make it in time?

  1. Yes. Yes, he did. the lab explodes behind him. due to Dr. Js lying position, only half of him got burnt. luckily he had invented a repair machine which was so stable it survived the explosion. unluckily, he had to use something to repair him with. metal in this case. (Dr. J is now a cyborg.) "If I EVER find you again, i will unleash the wrath of Dr. J, and you will wish you never crossed paths with me." He built a new lab out of stronger metal. luckily for him, a bit of roos fur fell off during the explosion. he took a DNA sample from the fur and made his own kangarian SOUPERpowered creation. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Roo looked all over the place for his father. but he couldnt find him. "Hey, big guy, looks like youve been turned down." "Huh?" He turned around only to see a Kat looking down at him from a rock. "what do you mean? who are you?" "they call me many names. i have power over electricity." "How about... voltage?" "No." "uuh... ok then... how about assasin?" "... Bad call. BAD CALL!!!" "whooooaaaaaah.... easy, little guy." "Hm! im outa here." a few hours later roo saw Dr. J once more. this time in cyborg form. "Haha! Now, you will regret crossing paths with me! Take a gander at my latest, GREATEST creation! Flaroo!" "MUHAHAHAHA!" a red, flaming version of roo came out from behind the mountains. Flaroo shot out a beam of flames from his hands. "No way! i am WAY less ugly than you!"

Roo dodged the beam of flames then jumped and landed on top of Flaroo. OUCH! he then remembered he was on fire and jumped off. Roo lay there on the ground. defeated. "HEE-HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Dr. J was very proud of his creation. "Very well, flaroo. this time next year we will be very rich millioniares." "Uuhhhh... SUCKER!" roo jumped off his back and stood in an agressive position, ready to fight. All of a sudden... he feld a strange feeling inside him. powerful. as if he had a new muscle added to his body. he hed geen given the power to move and generate Water. "HIYYYAAH!" ======= (lol thats not what Kagarians look like )

After Flaroo was spurted with water, he seemed to shrink. (lol hed been in the washing too long) "No way! how did i lose? all my training robots lost to me!" "well, maybe you could come with me! Dr. J is always troubling this land." "Really? that's great!" Nothing could have been more cheesy. "now... as for you, Dr. J..." "If it's a showdown you want, its a showdown you'll get!" Dr. J pulled out a lazer on him! as usual he was foiled by roo. he jumped on "j"s head and made him fall down the cliff. roo may have thought he was dead... be he had another thing coming!

"MUHAHAHA! it's a good thing I installed these jet boots on my Cyborg suit! i would be dead if i didn't!" he flew up to his lab and designed the Air bubble 3000. he jetted down to the bottom of the seaand put it down there.he then flew up to the mountain where roo and flaroo were standing. "hey! i thought you were dead!" he ignored him and grabbed the two of them and jetted into the air bubble 3000.he left them there. also there was the orange Kat they saw earlier. He explained he thought of a name. it would be Damien. he also explained he had two brothers. VORBIS and Seth. all of a sudden roo has a cell phone. it rings. "roo. we want you on our team. we are resistance force three. R3 to our fellow agents. are you up for the job?" "Well... i would say yes, but me and my friends here are kind of inside a giant Air Bubble 3000 in the sea." "No problem, fellow agent. Crush and Trub will come and get you." "wait i never got your na-" he hung up. about 30 munuites later two overgrown lisards, one with a metal arm, came to rescue them and took them to R3 HQ.

"Okay, drop him." Crush and trub drop roo on the ground just in front of a wooden desk. "Okay, who are you?" the swivelly chair behind the desk turned around, showing a black crocodile sitting on it. "The name's crocodilus, agent." "stop calling me agent! i have a name, you know! it's roo!" "roo, eh? well, i have no idea where that name came from." "different dimension." "right. well, roo, here at R3, we do missions. all with the help of your electronic encyclopedia here." he points to a book made of metal. all of a sudden it plays a little tune, like an old B&W Nokia tune, not that one though. Crocodilus opens it up. all of a sudden a robotic voice starts saying "Kangarian. starts off small, but can grow very large. it attacks with its feet and occasionally fists. some are known for their telecanetic abilities." "WHOAH. now THATS a toy any kid would want. they would have to be a nerd though." suddenly, crocodilus' cell phone rings the same tune the encyclopedia made. After a few "Uh huh. yeah. right. okay. i understand. right! we'll be right there!" Crocodilus put down the phone and said "Guys? we've got a job to do."

"alright! let's go!" later they arrived at dr. J's lab. the found another giant glass canister, this time filled with some kind of black liquid. then dr j emerged from behind it. "okay, J. what's your plan this time?" "Wouldn't you like to know?" "uuh, yeah. that's why i asked." Dr. J ignored him and grabbed the canister (with souper robot strength!) and ran out of the lab with it. later, they found him at the cliff's waterfall with a distinctive grin on his face. The R3 gang caught up with him later. "What are you up to?" yet again, just a grin. He emptied the canister into the waterfall. the entire waterfall turned black.

Pollution? is that it?

after the entire river turned black, two glowing white eyes became visible from inside the watefall.

All of the liquid gathers up in the waterfall towards the eyes. then a kangarian creature emerges. "MUHAHAHA! Say hello, to BLACKROO! As you can see i am liquid. i can take on any form as long as the form is black. i can also multiply! watch!" "Okay, that was weird." Blackroo multiplies into four, but the original is bigger. the original hops onto a hill and watches the fight. roo uses his Water Powers to wet them, but it just wets them. They laugh, then, all of a sudden, they all turn into a puddle of black liquid and 6 eyes on the ground.

Booya!

"Hmmmmm... Dr. J, meet me in your lab." Blackroo turns the bottom half of his body into a black, very bouncy spring and bounces off to the lab. Dr. J uses his emergency teleporter. "Roo, mark my words. we will meet again!" "Yess!" "Go crush! yeah!" "You didnt do anything! you just sat and watched!" "Trub, stop stating the obvious." "Ive got a feeling Dr. J will be back soon. sooner than we think. or should i say, Blackroo?" "now, Dr. J. i have a feeling, that if you supplied me some metal, then i would be able to destroy that roo for good!"

R3 were fast asleep, only to be awoken by Tin henchman knocking at the door. then barging it down. "We are the Tin henchmen. Surrender and die." roo looked inside the eyeglass on the tin henchman... he saw... Blackroo clones! the armour was full of transformonium!

The tin henchmen slammed the doors open and walked in. "WE ARE THE TIN HENCHMAN. SURRENDE...." "yeah yeah we heard you the first time." Roo tried punching them. and jumping on them. and shooting water at them but then he remembered that they had armour. "oh, come on! sureley there must be some way to defeat you!" "NO. NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE." Crocodilus pushed them out of the way an' ran through the door. Only to find a large crowd of tin henchmen and tin masters. "WE ARE TIN MASTERS. JUST... DIE THIS TIME." "No way... i'll pummel all of yus!" Crocodilus cut through the croud... then came running back. they were too much for them!

how on earth do you beat these guys?!

Crocodilus put ALL of his energy into one punch. It dented the armour. Pshaw. Pathetic. Useless. Crocodilus needed a rest. Roo gave him a drink. One of the tin henchman looked at the drink then he remember he handnt went for a little private time since he was put in armour. He started doing a little dance... then he couldnt hold it in any longer. he let it out. (okay, lets move off of this for a sec.) "Hmmmm... is it just me or is that tin henchman getting bigger?" It was. the urine inside of it was expanding the armour. he could explode any minuite! The armour RIPPED to peices. Revealing the blackroo clone on the inside. "Oh, yeah! brilliant!" Roo threatened it with some water and it ran away. Then, loads of tin henchman started exploding then running away.

Brilliant! now, what's Dr. J up to?

After a large amount of exchanges of "yeahs, uh huhs, rights, ohs, i sees, i understands." A shocked face grew on crocodilus's face. He hung up. "Guys, weve got a factory to infiltrate." When they arrived, they saw a large grey metal building with a giant battery attached to it. Where Dr. J gets his technology from is but a mystery. Roo raised his hands as iff he was bout to soot water at the battery but crocodilus stopped him. "We need to see what Dr. J is up to first!" they went inside. Oh! the HORROR! Theyre... theyre...

Making tin henchmen!

"Noooo! how are we going to make all of these need to *Cough!* urinate *Cough!*" "Crush, sit on that conveyor belt to break it. Trub, Smash that transformonium container. Roo, add water to that transformonium so it can never come to life." "got it." They did as told. "Duuuuuudes. what's up, Roo bro?" "Chillin', man, chillin." "Heeeeey, i could heat up that liquid and boil it. Just to make sure its uhh... no longer living?" "Go for it, Bro." As requested, he boiled the liquid. Then the door slammed open. "I thought you would return. but i came prepared this time. youre too late. the next batch of tin henchmen are already created. And blackroo will soon be beating the living daylights out of you. face it. this world is mine. Soon the population of the world will be TIN HENCHMAN! MUHAHAHAHA!"

"Not if we can stop you!" Roo ran towards Dr. J only to be stopped by a maniacal laughter. Blackroo! He appeared in the middle of to room. The room was to small for him and J-Corp exploded. BOOM! gone. Well, at least they wont have to worry about that no more. "Chiiiil, bro." "Who brought the hippy?" "I did." Blackroo took on the form of crush. "Yes! Such a strng body! i could stay in this for for a while!"

Oh, no. I forgot he could do that!

With a swift jump, roo drop-kicked crush. "Ouch! Hey what was that for?" "Oops, sorry." Then he drop kicked the OTHER crush. Only to have his leg grabbed and thrown on the ground. "yep, that's blackroo. Water beam!" "Ouch! help! im sinking!"

this is going to be easier than i thought!

"Hellup! Hellup! I'm sinkinnnng!!!.... BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! IT WON'T BE THAT EASY!!!" "Ohhhh, darn." :"DUCK!!!" A mysterious red figure swept down and thwacked blackroo. "Now's our time to escape!" Roo shouted. "Thank you" roo whispered under his breath. They ran for it. When they got back to R3 HQ, roo saw a rather large object covered in a cloak. Crocodilus yanked it off. "Whoah!" Roo yelled excitedly. "It's a welcome gift." Crocodilus explaind. looking chuffed with himself. "Are they always this big?" Roo asked. Crush: "nope. i didn't get a thing." he looked at Crocodilus, guiltily. Roo gazed at, in front of him, a giant red spaceship sat there. He took it out for a spin. Roo: "oh, brilliant. just what I need. Flying tin henchmen. time to turn around!" the ship turned. shortly after... Roo: "brilliant... A METEOR!!!"

Sorry, to get the next part buy Roo Adventure!

This here is continuing after Roo Adventure.

Roo: "this darn thing!" roo whacked the arcade 3000. Roo: "I want more games!" Claws: "Sir, do not whack the machine. I pay a lot for that!" A large Grey animal that looked like claws walked through the door. Claws: "uh... hey, boss... nice day for running a hotel, isn't it?" ???: "You're fired." Claws: "gasp! but... why?" Claws' boss pointed at the safe. ???:"those bolbots you installed didn't quite do the job they were meant to do." Roo: "But... He installed those? Claws, of all people you.." Claws was gone. Boss: "two words for that guy. Pass-ive." Roo: "dude." Later on, on an empty, unowned field, roo started building a treehouse up a VERY high tree. Roo: "dude... is it just me or is that puddle... black?

Roo stepped in the puddle. he felt a slight sucking on his foot... he yanked his foot back. Roo: "yikes!" they all ran up to the treehouse. Roo: "Phew! I wonder what that was about. maybye he's got a grudge on us or something..." Crocodilus: "Well, DUUUUH!!! We did foil his plans about... 3 times!" Roo: "Yeeeaahhh... I guess so...." Blackroo raised up to the top of the treehouse. THWACK! DOOSH! POW! Roo: "Now, listen, making your own sound effects isnt going to solve anything." Suddenly, a rip in time and space appeared in the wall of the treehouse. then... three strange creatures lurched out... it's horrible... it's disgusting... it's... HUMANS!

???: "Ugh! the service here stin... AAAH! WHAT IS THAT?!!!!" Roo: "ugh! what is THAT? it's got no fur! no offense crush."

Roo: "Get back into your own dimension! This is ours!" Tourist: "I dont need a second invitation!" Dr. J: "MUHAHAHA!" Roo: "J! I should have known this was you all along!" Dr. J: "Yes! Now, explaining time."

Many years ago, i was hired as a transdimensional exterminator. we got paid 5000 yen (about 50 dollars, about 25 volts) per order, but, alas, our company was in a slump, no one cared what went on in another universe. so we started doing visits to other dimensions. holidays. eventually, people didnt come back from the dimensions the went into. or company, broke once again. but then a mysterious order came in for dimension: gibrak. HAVE ALL LIFE ON VII.... killed. The order was worth 50000000000000000 yen....

So, in i went to dimensin: gibrak. but, if i left the dimension without the order completed, I would get fired. I exterminated and exterminated. but one little creature... got away. this was crocodilus. he ran and he ran till he couldnt run no more, he stopped, had a break, and then he ran some more. he found more lazards like him, one, two, three four. but two got killed in combat. P-choo. they set up a fort in the middle of kara city. they realised that this was the third time someone had made a resistance force... so they called it resistance force three. (R3, for short. why not RF3? it's a VII tradition.) Why was it a resistance force? because when someone was arriving to take over, all they did was resist, hence them stopping Dr. J...

Roo: "and what about your name?! surely it must stand for something!"

Dr. J: "ah, to early in he series to tell you that."

Dr J: "Now you have heard my ghastly origin tale, you must DIE!" Dr. J pulls a laser out on roo! Dr. J: "Say goodbye, roo!" BZZZZAT!!! suddenly, a black figure in a red cloak swoops by... Kid Death: "I am kid death. I was the one who saved you last time." Roo: "Huh? but... huh?" Kid Death: "Doctor, leave this creature alone. don't you know they're endangered? All of R3: "WHAT?!"

Roo: "What do you mean?!" Kid Death: "Whoah. Haven't you realised? ever since those black creatures-" Blackroo: "Hello." Kid Death: "... creatures moved in there, all the kangarians mysteriously dissapeared." Blackroo: "Exactly, little one. with a little heat accident, our latest invention came about. Blackoo Gas!" He holds up a large jar of some kind of black smoke. Then unscrews the top. Blackroo: "It turns any normal creature into one of my blackroo henchmen! you are MINE, Roo!"

Roo: "No way!" he signalls crush, trub and crocodillus to move out of the treehouse. they all understand, exept crush. he stops scratching his head with his foot long enough to look up at roo as if he were meant to do something. he eventually followed trub. Roo: "I'll be taking this as evedence." He grabbed the canister out of blackroo's hand. Roo: "Yoink!"

Roo: "Well, this jar looks powerful... it could probably exctinctify kangarians themselves!" The whole of R3 jumped into the Rouge Rocket and blasted off. Roo: "Crocodillus! where are we going?" Crocodillus: "Well, I've heard about planet i. there are a few creatures there that me and them go way back with." Roo: "cool! but isnt it meant to be really hard to survive there? i mean the dominant species... they're huge!" Crocodillus: "that's a risk I have to take."

Crocodillus: "ok! we're here!" The ship lands, everyone gets off. they explore for a bit, seeing giant creatures pass them by. Roo: "Hm..." Crocodillus: "Don't be so impatiant!" Roo scowled. they eventually arrived at "toughy McGhee's hard place" Crocolillus: "This is it!" the rest of R3 hid behind Crocodillus as he walked in. Roo: "Ugh! i wish i had health insurance..."