Choke

Story by Mantrid_Brizon on SoFurry

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#28 of Poetry

A jokey poem about red pilling a pretty woman. ;)


Choke

(08/21/2019)

Once, I was at a rally,

Watching the millennials crowing,

But then I met a girl,

And my curiosity started flowing,

Quickly I approached,

And politely we conversed,

Our dialogue went well,

Or so it seemed at first,

It took me but a minute,

To learn that she was "woke",

I listened to her talking points,

And they were all a joke,

I did not bow down,

And so she did berate,

She flew into a tirade,

She's filled with so much hate,

But I had caught her eye,

My charm had served me well,

And so she stopped to listen,

I can on her a spell,

Join me pretty lady,

And I'll show you something new,

I promise I'll be gentle,

When I give this pill to you,

With wide eyes she meekly followed,

I took her to my home,

While whispering sweet truth,

What I have she's never known,

A pill so large and red,

There's so much to teach you, girl,

Please keep an open mind,

Don't be the swine ignoring the pearl,

I led her to my room,

And quickly went to work,

Throbbing knowledge I unpacked,

At its sight she swiftly perked,

It brought her to her knees,

She was so eager to learn,

How curious she became,

For my correction she did yearn,

I watched her choking on the pill,

She struggled to swallow the knowledge,

I couldn't help but laugh at the thought,

Of all that time she'd wasted in college,

She eagerly devoured it,

And every bite awakened her mind,

But there was too much for her to take,

So I laid her down, to unwind,

I knew she was ready for more,

Though she said she was afraid,

I assured her she'd enjoy it,

She became my own crusade,

With a little nod she agreed,

Her smile grew as I progressed,

And so I climbed over her,

My revelation she held to her breast,

She gasped as I pushed it inside,

Invading her box of ignorance,

And as I worked, she begged me,

"Please forgive my previous belligerence",

"Don't even sweat it, girl"

I was quick to ease her shame,

Adults don't hold petty grudges,

We grow stronger from the pain,

I vigorously planted the seeds of truth,

And with my ministrations she softened,

With beading sweat, she gasped,

And said we should do this more often,

She thought she'd had enough,

But I was only getting started,

I drove the pill in deeper,

And her hazy walls were parted,

She was crying out for more,

Revelations are such a thrill,

That night I converted her,

All she needed was my big, red pill,