Smooched

Story by Kiingdrgn on SoFurry

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This is a little something I thought up when reading up on one of Doof's monster sheets. This particular monster of his is actually a robot called a smooch, basically a robot prostitute that recycles jizz dumped into it.

In this short story, we get to read all about how smooches go about getting rid of all that cum. Something like that... yeah.

Oh, and this story gets pretty filthy, so make sure to take a good look at the tags before you read! Other than that, enjoy!


Night had fallen on the city of Euphoria, the capital of planet Echo 6-21. Echo 6-21 was not like other planets. Border policy was that the entire planet was an adults only zone, and that any individual entering must have reached eighteen Terran years of age, or the equivalent for their species. In simpler terms, individuals had to reach sexual maturity before even being allowed into orbit. The reason being that Echo 6-21 was the galactic hub for all those perverted, kinky folks.

As was predicted by so called "memes" from the early 21st century, the discovery of alien life in 2150 was almost immediately followed by sexual curiosity and a lust for alien creatures. Throughout the years these interests grew within the population of earth, yet at the same time the attitudes of the human population began to change. Humans started to become more "prude" and adopt attitudes towards sex previously seen in their Medieval era, and, just centuries after the discovery of aliens, there was tension surmounting on both sides. An all out war was avoided thanks in part to the relationship between an inter-species couple composed of an alien and a human scientist. After falling in love, they began to collaborate on revolutionizing space travel. Both alien and human scientists learned from each other at an exponential rate, and, within the decade, space travel as we know it had been changed.

With the new innovations in space travel, habitable planets previously considered too far to be feasible were within humanity's reach. Coupled with the promise of aid from the first aliens discovered, this revolution led to a mass exodus from earth that many jokingly dubbed "The Rapture". Echo 6-21 was located a mere two light days away from earth. Within months of landing the city of Euphoria had been built. Over the next five years development would explode on E-621. The planet became known as an intergalactic sex hub, so to speak. The go to planet for perverts of any race.

Given that nature of the planet, lewd displays in public were not uncommon, and in many cases, encouraged. That's why no one took much issue with the naked border collie handcuffed to a bench in the middle of a city park. The only piece of clothing on his body being a green leather collar with a tag stating his name; Jaiden. Jaiden was rock hard, much to his embarrassment. Luckily, the park his master chose was out of the way, so there wasn't a lot pedestrian traffic to witness his exhibitionist display. The few that did, however, took delight in indulging the collie.

One passerby, poodle of short stature, spent nearly thirty minutes teasing him with their dexterous paws, always denying his orgasm when he was most ready to erupt, seemingly getting off to his desperate pleas for release. Another passerby had been an alien slime of sorts. He wasn't quite sure what it was, but it spent several minutes enjoying the collie's ass with a rather thick tendril. They"d left a layer of mucus behind, conveniently leaving Jaiden lubed up for the next visitor.

Jaiden heard his next visitor approaching long before they came into view. An odd, offbeat footfall accompanied by several whirs and clicks. Jaiden stared down the park path, the footfalls coming from just beyond the bend that extended into a nature trail. The figure slowly revealed itself as it rounded the bend, an incredibly short silhouette stepping into the light of the streetlamp; It was a smooch! A short robot no taller than four feet. Its face was entirely one giant pair of lips, with a short torso framed by slender arms. The robot was a pear shape, hips and ass both of an absurd proportion. Between its legs was a positively massive cock attachment, veiny and throbbing, raring to go!

Jaiden let out a breath he didn't know he was holding. Smooches were cheap robots made for the poor or those looking to own a fleet of sexbots, as many found it was quite the profitable venture. Equipped with one hole for fucking, a modular dick, and a 'mouth' to emulate oral, smooches were the most basic of sexbots. Every unit was equipped with a tank that is said to contain the synthetic cum owners can purchase from the manufacturer, but it was an open secret that, when not supplied with any, smooches tended to reuse the cum from previous patrons.

This smooch in particular looked very thoroughly used. Both the mouth and ass were dirtied with cum stains, as well as who knows what. The robot looked like it was bursting at the seams, thick, gooey jizz oozing from several panel gaps, leaving a thick, rancid trail of cum in its wake. Its cock looked the worst off of every limb, The fat, synthetic appendage covered in a rancid layer of smegma and grease. The urethra distended obscenely as foul looking cum oozed from the tip, chunks of curdled jizz oozing out alongside the cascade of old cum. Jaiden could only stare in disgust at the robot's state, astonished by just how bad it looked.

Thankfully, the robot would ignore him. Smooches weren't advanced enough to make the first move, and were more like walking vending machines for sex instead of actual prostitutes. Chances are this one was likely headed 'home', wherever that was. There it would see the cleaning and mechanical servicing that the robot so desperately needed. Or at least, that's how things were supposed to go. However, technology doesn't always function as intended. Unfortunately, for Jaiden, this was one of those times. Instead of walking past and ignoring Jaiden like it should have, the robot took notice of him immediately, and began making a beeline to the collie. The last thing Jaiden wanted was to interact with this smooch in any way, but it seemed not everything could go his way.

"Performing auto-scan procedure. Scan complete. Receptive male detected. Missionary position detected. Proceed?"

"Wait wait wait, what?! No! Cancel! Go away!"

One look at that cock more than convinced Jaiden he wanted nothing to do the robot, but it quickly became apparent he had no choice. The obviously malfunctioning robot had somehow confirmed its own question. He felt the robot's small hands grab his ankles, hoisting them up and over his head with alarming ease! The collie suddenly found himself completely helpless; hands cuffed above his head, and ass up in the air. Jaiden looked down between his legs, begging for the robot to stop. But the bugged robot was deaf to the collie's cries. Jaiden watched in horror as the slime covered, smegma ridden fuckstick attached to the smooch lined itself up with his tailhole, bearing down with perfect precision. A sickening squish came from the collie's hole, as, to his disgust, the filth riddling the smooch's cock acted as a lube. A thick layer of cock-grease began to build up around the rim of his hole, made up of the excess slime scraped off by the collie's ass clinging to that pole. Jaiden shuddered and dry heaved in disgust, wishing no more than for his mistress to save him from this filthy situation.

Jaiden had to endure as eleven inches of robot cock was crudely stuffed up his asshole in a little over ten seconds. The collie let out an involuntary whimper when robotic hips clapped against his, guts stuffed full and then some. Jaiden panted, his eyes wide from the sheer size of the cock stretching out his asshole just then. Not only was it long, but the owner had given it some serious girth, and Jaiden wasn't sure if he could manage it! He could feel it throbbing inside of him, undoubtedly oozing that downright filthy precum into his guts.

The robot quickly reminded the collie that he didn't have a choice, as it began to move very soon after a brief pause. Jaiden suddenly felt very empty as several inches of synthetic dick slid back out of his hole, oozing with a sickening mixture of grease and rancid jizz. The robot paused for a split second, then slammed its hips down, driving every inch of cock deep into his guts. Their hips met with a loud 'Clap! ' that echoed throughout the empty park.

Jaiden cried out, pain shooting up his spine from the rough treatment. Despite his unwillingness, the robo-cock's girth meant it was constantly putting pressure on his prostate, and his Cock was stiff as a board. The robot seemed to take this as a confirmation of pleasure, making a few adjustments to its procedure on the fly. He felt one of those hands leaving his ankle, coming down to start jerking him off with a calculated precision. He gasped and bit his tongue, pre spurting from the pointed tip and oozing down his shaft.

"Intense pleasure detected. Increasing roughness. Increasing size."

A soft whir started up from the smooch, the robot stopping as an air compressor inside kicked in. He noticed the dick lodged inside of him wasn't just throbbing. It began to pulsate! Air was pumped into the cock in short bursts, causing slight pulsations while the smooch inflated it's shaft an extra inch in both girth and length! By now the stretch was too intense, Jaiden beginning to tear up from the sensation. But his plight wasn't over just yet...

Moving both hands to his hips, the smooch began to thrust again, showing zero restraint as it dragged nine inches of its fuckstick out of Jaiden's slimy hole, driving it all back in without a care in the world. Yellow-white cum oozed out around the shaft, chunks of curdled cock-snot occasionally making an appearance. The collie was heaving and hiccuping, barely able to suck in so much as a breath before the smooch drove it out of his lungs with another gut-busting thrust. The air was soon filled with the rhythmic 'clap-clap-clap' of their hips meeting, accompanied by noises of disgust from the collie, and wet slurping from the mixture of jizz and filth that oozed from his hole.

Jaiden's entire body lit up with alternating waves of pain and pleasure. The smooch turning his ass into a gaping, filth ridden mess of a hole was overwhelmingly brutal in its treatment of him. Slamming his hole with the grace of a rhino and with enough force that the collie could feel it in his teeth, But that also meant it was overstimulating his prostate, and it took every last bit of willpower for Jaiden to avoid moaning out loud, lest the robot take it as more positive feedback.

Suddenly, the robot's computer chimed up again. "Initiating unloading sequence!" The voice's pitch changed, as if to imitate someone on the verge of orgasm. Jaiden's eyes widened, a pit of dread filling his stomach. The smooch drove all twelve inches of robo-dick as deep as it could manage, pumps whirring to life inside the machine as it proceeded to empty all of its jizz reserves into the helpless collie.

"N-No! Please! Cancel! Pull out!" The collie kicked and screamed, but the robot's grip on him was firm, the synthetic muscles dozens of times stronger than his own. Despite his resistance, the smooch held him firmly in place, the first of its load already travelling down its cock.

Jaiden felt the stream of cum gushing into his guts, the smooch's orgasm more like a fire hose than the real thing. A slight warmth began to build in his stomach as it was flooded with the old jizz. The flow would occasionally slow due to a blockage consisting of god knows what, before the pressure overcame the blockage, causing a belly jiggling surge of cock-snot. Jaiden whined, ears pinned back as he watched his belly slowly bloat out with over two gallons of collective cum, deposited by an unknown amount of people, all with unknown statuses. Each passing second he prayed that the smooch would be done, and yet it kept going, motors pumping out every last drop from the overfilled robot.

It wasn't until nearly two minutes later that the smooch finally finished unloading. A short chime played, and then the computer's voice came back on. "$500 has been automatically withdrawn from your CentraBank account. Thank you for your patronage." The robot began to pull out, its synthetic cock having gone flaccid. The pink, fleshy fuckstick flopped out of Jaiden's hole, glistening with a wet sheen, but otherwise clean of the filth that had clung to it just minutes ago. Immediately following the robot's cock was a gush of rancid, yellow-green jizz, the collie much too gaped to hold anything in.

Jaiden's legs were ungraciously dropped to the ground, the smooch leaving him in the dirt as if nothing was out of the normal. There was a wet 'splurt!' as more of the weeks old jizz gushed from the canine's gaping asshole, oozing out with the consistency of thick glue. The collie lay there, cuffed to the bench, fully and thoroughly violated by the robot. His hole twitched, gaped open while thick cum oozed out ever so slowly. The entire area stank of sex and the putrid smell of whatever fluids had just been pumped into his hole.

Jaiden had been locked up in public, teased and edged, and then thoroughly raped by a malfunctioning sexbot, and infected with all manner of STDs most likely. He was to stay locked up until sunrise. He glanced up, just barely able to glimpse the massive digital clock tower through the canopy; It was only eleven-thirty PM. It was spring. On Echo 6-21, the sun wouldn't rise until eleven AM.