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One day, a talented cook or chef, a special one with face of brown, will make the Piece of cookie found from it's hiding refuge underground, and with a noble army at the kitchen, this Master Builder will thwart the cookie and save the miles ritchen, and be the greatest, most interesting, most important cook of all times. All this is true because it rhymes.

Hi, I'm Kernal Sanders, president of the Kentucky fried chicken corporation of the world. Let's take extra care to follow the ingredients or your goose will be cooked and don't forget Taco Tuesday's coming next week.

There once was three pigs in a far away land called lloydminster where lived in peace relaxation and tranquility one was named mr B.Acon another one was Albert.A.Beef the last one was Deli.C.Ous they were brothers who changed their names because a rooster named Ken.T.Ucky was chasing them and he was a kung roo master , He had a don't give me flack belt from cutting up his food with judo chops.

And there was a wolf whose named Phil.A.Delphia who was unfortunately for him he was out of sugar for his grandma's favorite recipe cafe cake he was upset cause he also had to go to the vet, He thought to himself oh crepes even though there is no difference between crepes and pancakes it's like what's the difference between winter and snow also I only work in an apron and sometimes very, very dark shoes.

The pigs then told each other jokes like What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business! What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator, Then they all built houses made of cookie dough ice cream, mud and fudge that was so strong that it wouldn't budge.

All of them rushed of to their homes and the wolf went to one of the pigs houses which was made of fudge and he asked for some sugar the pig said that's just disgusting, The wolf explained that he actually needed some of his actual sugar for some his cafe cake said you probably would wolf it down wouldn't you he said with a enormously loud chuckle.

The pig asked do you have an enemy and the wolf replied of course i have a enemy it's gonna be you if you don't let me in the pig joked and said you mean if you don't get me in, That made the wolf boil with anger so he yelled if you don't let me in i'm gonna eat you house and steal you suger and run away.

The pig replied with a shaky tone in his voice over my dead body,

and You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? You hit a guy, with glasses. That's... that's... well-played. the wolf replied that can be arranged just kidding i'm a vegetarian ha ha ha COFF COFF this house is rotten where did you get this fudge, fudge r us, no i actually got it from my mama.

Don't make me sing and dance to a song cause if i do you will run away from here and never come back unless you liked my beautiful singing or unless you want some rotten fudge just like your very rotten luck cried the wolf and he sang, my taste buds like bacon my taste buds like bacon, so the pig ran away to his brother's house and the wolf stole the sugar and ran off but when he got home he noticed it was brown sugar and yelled son of a mother hubbard's cupboard.

Me, myself and i am gonna go to his brotha from another grand father's house and destroy the other pigs house which was made of some cookie dough ice cream and he sang, How much is that sugar in the window,

IT'S NOT FOR SALE yelled the pig, if you want my sugar you are gonna have to face my bath, your bath, i meant my wrath you are a demon dog lover who always feels fantabulous and eats pumpkin pie i see the magic between you and i pumpkin pie.

You are a vermon you demon dog I eat demon dogs like you for breakfast, oh so you eat demon dogs, No you imbecile you are a kung fu panda whose name is amanda.

I have a lot of matches at my house that will wipe your entire race of ice creams and you will be sorry you bit the hand that's gonna feed me you pig.

Oh and let me guess you will huff and puff and blow my house down but no not today my enemy i will annihilate you until you can't be annihilated any more.

You could've said like how've you been can i come in i'm seven inches tall and harry but no you just had to be a big bad wolf, quick question is the wolf in little red riding hood and the wolf in three little pigs the same or is one just a granny in disguise because that would be indeed super sweet like a laser wolf.

Let's bounce dog laughed the pig, so with the anger and frustration the wolf lit a match and the house made of cookie dough ice cream started to melt in a liquefied look, so the pig ran speedily to his third brothers house for helpfulness.

The wolf went back to his house with the sugar and noticed that it was actually salty popeyes salt so he yelled at his michael jackson poster and decided to go to the third little pigs house to get some actual sugar so he left his house.

He heard the the third pig sing, i'm all about that bass bout that bass bout that bass gone fishing,

so he knocked on the door and turned his back on the facts and eat like a boss and had still time to relax oh ya he eat like a boss.

Yellow is my least favorite color said the pig, AHHHHHH DEMON

AHHH HES A MAD MAN RUN AWAY RUN AWAY AHHHHHH

AHHHH EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOU WIVES, wait cried the wolf i just needed some of your sugar, AHHH HE WANTS TO PUT SOME SUGAR ON US LET'S MAKE LIKE A TREE AND LEAF, COME ON EVERYBODY YOU GOTTA MAKE LIKE A TOMATO AND KETCHUP, QUICK EVERYBODY RUN TO THE QUICKY MART PRONTO AND GRAB A BURRITO. Its you Come with me if you want to not die. Don't worry, brother, I'll get you out of there! No, don't! Oh, my gosh, my hands are stuck. My legs are stuck as well. I super hate you. Activate the shield! Come on! You are undermining me! Which phrase would you like me to underline? activate the shield! Let me try. Be ye activation of yond shield. activating shield. What?

Finally some sugar, but before he could grab it the kung ru master walked in, Who are you questioned the wolf, I am Ken.T.Ucky and you have made my three little tiny pigs run away now i must punch you in the shirt or i could whack you with my flack belt and don't make me take of my belt of flakiness, but just as soon as he almost whipped the wolf the wolf grabbed the flack belt and threw the kung ru master out the window, SHALL RETURN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, me of my cafe cake, My father's name is Morg.An.Freeman. Son get back here,

Dad If this relationship of cooking is going to work out between us I need to feel free to cook with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it. I will text you.I SHALL RETURN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, And You know, I don't want to spoil the birthday party but, does anyone notice that we're stuck in the middle of the kitchen on this sticky floor? Do you know what kind of oven burn I'm going to get? None, 'cause I'm covered in latex, but you guys are going to get seriously fried. I mean it's not like a... like a big gigantic master chef is just going to come out of nowhere and save US by gosh.

Playing dumb, Master Cooker? No! I- Master Cooker? Oh, so you've forgot about the sugar? No, I... Or the cafe cake? No! No, I... You're a liar! [Starts kicking and wrestling a chair] Look, um... I watch a lot of dad shows on TV... isn't there supposed to be a-... Isn't there supposed to be a good dad? [Body slams chair and then throws it across the room] Oh yes, but we're not done yet. [Face changes to the cheerful Good dad] Hi, buddy! I'm your friendly neighborhood dad! Would you like a glass of water? [Sets cup of water on table] Yeah. [reaches for cup] Yeah, actually...

My fellow Master cookers. Including but not limited to Colonel Harland Sanders, Alton Brown, Chef Tell, Sandra Lee, 1980s Bobby Flay...

Hello. ...The 2002 Paula Deen All Stars and Giada De Laurentiis. You have traveled far to be here for a moment of great import. We have learned that Lord Gail Simmons plans to unleash a fully-weaponized cookie on Taco Tuesday to end cooking as we know it.

[the crowd gets restless] Please calm yourselves Curtis Stone, Guy Fieri, Allison Robicelli, Julia Child, Carla Hall, and Dave Thomas. There is yet one hope. The Special cooker has arisen. Have the young cook step forward. As you wish, Marcus Samuelsun . I'm Gordon Ramsay!

It's pronounced Samuelson. Samuelsun ? No, Samuelson I thought you said samuelsun. Morgan Freeman! Ah, we gotta write all that down 'cause I'm not gonna remember any of it, but here we go. The Special cooker will now give an eloquent speech. Go ahead wolf man, you got this.

We are tasting your food... What?

To prove that you have the unlocked potential to be a Master cooker.

Whoa, are we eating my food right now? It's tasty. I must be smart.

I'm not tasting a whole lot of goodness in here.

I don't think he's ever had an original thought... in his life. That's not true. For instance, one time I wanted a bunch of my friends over to watch master chef, not unlike this gordon ramsay poster that just showed up magically. And not everybody can see the screen on my tv, and I thought to myself, well, what if there's such a thing as a big screen but as a tv? Introducing the double decker couch! So everyone could watch masterchef together and be buddies! That's literally the dumbest thing I ever heard.

Please, michael jackson, let me handle this. That idea is just the worst.

You don't have to be the bad cook. You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary cook in the universe. And you are capable of amazing recipes. Because you are the Special cooker. And so am I. And so is everyone. The prophecy of cooking is made up, but it's also true. It's about all of us. Right now, it's about you. And you... still... can change everything.

We are from the planet kitchen, and we're here to destroy you. Oh, man.

And Uh, guys? We're about to burn the food. Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool.

Who are you here to see? I'm here to see... your chef! Is that a last name chef, first name Your...? Oh, my gosh! Pow! Wham! Kezap! First try!

Hey, uh, listen. Do you think you can explain to me why this salad is dressed like this? And what those big oreos in the sky were all about? And, like, where we are... in egg timer? Your home, cooksburg, is one of many realms in the cookin universe. There's also this one, pirates oven, Knights stove, Vikings pizza, Clown pie, and a bunch of others we don't even mention. Lord chief Ramsey, or as you think you know him, President chef Ramsey, stole the cookie, the most powerful object in the universe... blah, blah, blah. Proper cooking. Place cooking. Backstory cooking... Mmm-hmmm is the Special cooker. The Special cooker... this cake is so magically delicious. I like your cooking. But I'm angry with the taste for some reason... Mmm-hmmm put the Piece of cookie onto the cookie and disarm it forever! Great. I think I got it. But just in case... tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening.

What took you so long i just Left the wolf dog thing to stall back in the kitchen.cooking, cooking cooking. timer. Is this working? Yes. Yaaaaaaay! Uhhh A kitchen divided against itself... Would be better than this! Sugar and spice girls you bring your double decker bus right back here, come on guys we can still do this right.

THE END OR IS IT......