Happy Tree Friends Oneshots ch. 12

Story by Ugandan Knuckles on SoFurry

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#12 of Happy Tree Friends Oneshots

Taken from my fanfiction.net account


Lumpy x Mole

Giggles sat on her couch, waiting for her blind date with whoever she was set up with. She got some help from Petunia who suggested that she should get a blind date to make Cuddles jealous and get back with her. Of course, she believed Petunia completely without any doubt and sat patiently waiting for the one that would get her and Cuddles back.

Meanwhile...

Mole looked in the bathroom mirror, he wasn't completely blind but his visual impairment combined with his dark glasses didn't help him see much or get a date in the past, but he tried his best. The blurred mess that was his vision barely made his own face distinguishable to him, but in his standards, there were no noticeable blemishes as far as he knew and that was good enough for him.

He left the bathroom, grabbing his cane, the parting gift he received from the agency before he was laid off. He went outside his house and started the car, the drive was not exactly smooth as you'd call it, the roads may have been abandoned most of the time, but any car or anybody at the dead of the night was really hard to see for the poor mole, especially those without a contrasting colour on their fur for him to see. He drove as slowly as he could, making sure that no "accidents" would occur like the many times that he caused.

Back at Giggles' house...

Giggles started eating ice cream, quenching her hunger and thirst for the time being, whoever her blind date had been, he was surely taking his sweet time to get to her house.

At Lumpy's house...

"Alone on a Friday night again? God you're pathetic" said Lumpy confidently, holding a glass of wine and staring at a mirror, judging how there was nobody else inside, he was talking to himself. That smug grin of his slowly disappeared, he sighed and went to the kitchen and dumped the rest of the wine in the sink. "Yeah, pathetic all right" said Lumpy to himself, but became tense after hearing the familiar sound of his doorbell...

Back with Mole...

Mole got out of his car when he saw he faint light coming from the house. The one who had set him up said that the one he would be dating with was the only one with the lights on at the time, not to mention awake, and that made him think he arrived at the correct house. Carefully parking the car, he got out to ring the doorbell, feeling for it before pressing the button, hiding the flowers and chocolates he prepared just for this. Lumpy wondered who would be wanting something from him at this time and opened the door. To his surprise, it was Mole, it was dangerous for the legally blind rodent to go outside all by himself due to his condition. What surprised Lumpy even more was that he had pulled out the flowers and chocolates he was hiding behind his back.

Lumpy felt flattered by it all but he was sceptical about all this, why would someone bring all this to him? There weren't any good qualities to him as far as he knew, or anybody showing any kind of attraction to him. So he decided to not assume on things yet, "Um, can I help you Mole?" asked Lumpy, Mole did not expect this to be the response, he expected whoever it was to be infatuated, with the chocolates and flowers at least. "Um, I'm y-your b-blind d-date tonight. S-sorry if I seem awkward, t-this is my f-first time actually d-dating so I hope you d-don't mind my s-stuttering. But I promise I'll give you the time of your life" said Mole, his voice muffled by his shirt.

Mole didn't expect Lumpy to be his date as well, not that he was complaining, both were pretty much single and that was the only standards he had. Lumpy thought for a moment, spend the night alone or go on a midnight trip with Mole and potentially have a good time, the latter was more enticing so he finally agreed, plus he never heard Mole speak before, he either pointed or just used gestures so he thought he deserved his approval for the effort he was putting.

"Sure! I've never tried dating before so what could go wrong" said Lumpy, who started walking to Mole's car. Mole didn't expect Lumpy to agree so soon and felt Lumpy bump into him, causing his glasses to fall. Mole immediately crouched down and fumbled for his glasses on the ground, "Oh I'm sorry! Let me get that for you" said Lumpy, bending down to get his glasses, when he held the glasses, Mole brushed against something and grabbed it. He realized it was Lumpy's hand judging by the soft and warm feeling he felt, blushing madly for his first hand first experience touching someone's hand.

Lumpy blushed as well, seeing Mole for the first time without his glasses. Like all Moles who react to light, his eyes were squinted. He found it cute, Mole looked so innocent with his eyes and handed his glasses to him. "T-thanks, my eyes hurt when it's too bright" said Mole. Lumpy, wanting to use a line he thought of for a long time said, "It's okay, I get lost in them" said Lumpy, feeling cheesy and silly for saying that, Mole's feelings were a different story, he had never been flirted to before, only interrogated.

"U-um, t-thanks, that's really sweet. S-shall we" said Mole, trying to act like a gentleman. "Of course, I'm looking forward to wherever you think is good to go to" said Lumpy, getting inside the car.

The first place that they went to was a restaurant. "I'll have the spaghetti please" said Lumpy, tying the napkin around his neck. "One spaghetti, and what about you monsieur?" asked Mouse Kaboom, "Mole, who was finding it pretty much impossible to read the menu, decided to order Lumpy's food. "Uh, s-spaghetti for me too" said Mole, embarrassed by his apparent impairment. Mouse stopped for a moment, "Are you by any chance be a couple?" asked Mouse. "T-technically we're just d-dating, so we'r-" said Mole but was interrupted by Lumpy saying "Yes! Yes we are" said Lumpy straightforwardly. "Ah, well zen, I will be with you both in a few. Try not to get too hot and steam. Haw haw haw haw" said Mouse in his French accent.

Lumpy stared at Mole, wondering how he was going to eat with the massive turtleneck shirt he was wearing. "Aren't you going to pull down that shirt of yours?" asked Lumpy. Mole realized that it would be impossible to eat with his mouth covered as usual and pulled down his collar. His mouth had a two triangle shaped buck teeth sticking out of his lips, which earned him quite amusing looks from the other customers. Mole sunk in his seat, a lot of people already look at him already, his facial features are another thing. Lumpy put his hand on his shoulder, making him tense up. "Hey, don't mind them, this is our night, not theirs" said Lumpy with a gentle smile. Mole relaxed a bit, remembering that he should be the one that's making things easier for both of them.

Sneaky stood beside their table, holding a violin and started playing romantic music. The two started laughing a bit at how much effort this restaurant was doing to make things as romantic as possible. Mouse came with a large tray of spaghetti, giving each of them a fork, though this spaghetti was placed on a huge plate, made for couples to share. "Enjoy your time... and each other, haw haw haw haw" laughed Mouse.

Lumpy gladly started eating, with Mole clumsily trying to aim a forkful of spaghetti to his mouth like a child. Lumpy chuckled and stood up and sat beside him, feeding him the spaghetti. Mole felt like a child, though it felt nice to eat without dropping anything. Lumpy laughed with how Mole was eating, he almost seemed like a hamster with how rapidly he was chewing, "Ugh, this is w-why I always e-eat in my house" said Mole, "If it makes you feel better, its kind of cute" said Lumpy, Mole thought it was always embarrassing to eat with his mouth like that, but he appreciated Lumpy's effort. "I-I, uh, thank y-you Lumpy" said Mole, looking away.

Lumpy grabbed another forkful of spaghetti, continuing to feed both him and Lumpy, but he didn't notice the fork's spaghetti still connected to Mole's. Mole, sucking up some spaghetti as well as Lumpy. The two sucked up the spaghetti stand, Lumpy stopped when he finally noticed but Mole didn't see, and continued until their lips met, both shocked at what just happened. Time froze for them, as the two separated and laughed it off. Mole pulled his shirt a bit, getting hot from the pre-emptive kiss he experienced, Lumpy wiped his mouth with his wrist and found that Mole's face was now red and buried his face on his hands. Lumpy took him by the shoulder so that Mole could instead bury his face on his shoulder, which Mole gladly did. After Mole calmed down a bit, they continued eating, leaving a tip for both former veterans for their service.

At Giggles' house (again)...

Giggles was now eating a bucket of ice cream she got from her fridge, upset and hungry from how long her date was taking.

Back with the two...

They then went to the movies next, parking the car and buying some popcorn. The duo enjoyed watching Buddhist Monkey get angry and beating the ninjas to a bloody pulp. Both ate popcorn as they watched, by the time that the popcorn was mostly finished, Lumpy searched for some more inside the bucket with this hand, with Mole doing the same. Their hands met, Lumpy looked at Mole, Mole looked back, both smiled and instead of pulling away, they intertwined their fingers together and held each other's hand, leaning into each other's shoulder.

While Lumpy and Mole were having a good time, another couple were busy arguing with each other. "So let me get this straight, you had a relationship with Toothy before. How come you're only telling me this now!?" shouted Sniffles in outrage. "Because you said that you wouldn't get mad if I told you all my secrets. You said sharing was caring" said Nutty, playing with his fingers innocently and no longer addicted to candy. Sniffles remembered he had said that, and instead of apologizing he crossed his arms "Right, sharing is caring... intensive caring" said the jealous anteater. "Oh don't be upset, what can I do to make it up to you?" asked the former sugar addict. Sniffles sighed, "hug me" said Sniffles, getting exactly what he wanted, the two completely staying silent throughout the movie.

The final destination of Lumpy and Mole's date was on a cliff overlooked by the moon, the stars were bright that night, not a single cloud was there to block it. Mole parked the care carefully, and breathed deeply, putting an arm over Lumpy's shoulder, Lumpy accepted it, "The stars are beautiful tonight" said Lumpy, "Heh heh, you like them? Wish I could see them clearly..." said Mole, Lumpy paused himself and face palmed internally for forgetting Mole's lack of vision. "Oh, um, sorry. I forgot you couldn't see much" said the hard working moose. "It's okay, I'm used to it" told Mole, enjoying Lumpy's company.

They saw a car, bumping up and down, they immediately got naughty thoughts to whatever was going on in the car but in actuality Disco Bear was just dancing inside his car along with his blind date Petunia who looked nervously at him. Disco Bear sprayed some mint flavoured breath freshener and prepared to make the moves on Petunia who was still very much scared of having her first time with someone older than her.

Lumpy and Mole swallowed nervously and chuckled at each other from what they saw. Lumpy decided to break the silence, "I had a great time, best and only time of my life" said Lumpy, "M-me too, this is actually my first time asking someone out" said Mole. Fireworks started lighting up in the sky, booming and filling the night sky with colourful lights. Lumpy and Mole stared at the bright lights, amazed by how magical the night have been for them and this was the cherry on top.

Mole thought that maybe it was time and leaned in to kiss Lumpy, Lumpy saw what Mole was about to do, and he leaned into it. Their lips met, though it was blocked by Mole's buckteeth but Lumpy didn't mind. Lumpy and Mole felt like they were floating, this kiss felt much more different than in the restaurant. Mole wanted more, his tongue meeting Lumpy's lips, begging to explore the other's mouth. Lumpy was reluctant but eventually gave in, Mole savoured Lumpy's smell, his taste and his touch, moving over to Lumpy and straddling his lap so he could experience more of the touch he so badly craved from another person. He held on Lumpy's neck in a sensual embrace, while Lumpy put his hands on the back of Mole's head to deepen the kiss further, exploring each other's mouths.

Mole's body began getting hot and aroused, he broke the kiss, a spit bridge forming between the two. He took off his clothes, his body was chubby, having gotten fatter from years of being laid off from his original occupation. He helped Lumpy with his own clothes, though a bit too clumsily for anything to be done. Lumpy kissed him on the cheek, "Here, let me do that for you" said Lumpy, taking his Flannel shirt off. While Lumpy got his shirt, Mole started pulling his pants off, leaving him with his plain white briefs, and started nibbling on Lumpy's neck, his whiskers and buckteeth tickling the goofy moose. When Lumpy was done with undoing his flannel and pants, he returned the neck kissing while grabbing a handful of Mole's ass, massaging it as the two touched each other with caresses on different parts of their bodies. They pushed against each other's body, the pleasant feeling of their fur and skin making contact with each other. Mole felt a something hot and hard rubbing up against him and briefly broke the kiss, "T-there's l-lube in my glove c-compartment" said Mole, having been prepared for the night. Lumpy felt for the glove compartment box, opening it to find the lube and squirted some on the palm of his hand while Mole took off his underwear.

Instead of immediately applying some on his dick, he trailed one palm against one of Mole's cheeks and spread it, trailing a lube-coated finger against Mole's anus, and slowly dug it inside, making Mole groan from the discomfort. Lumpy stopped for a moment, "Are you alright?" asked Lumpy with concern, "I-I'm a-alright. I'll adjust, k-keep going" said Mole, Lumpy continued fingering Mole slowly, his finger being gripped tight by Mole's virgin hole, occasionally rubbing up against Mole's prostate making him shiver in pleasure. Lumpy added fingers with each minute, making Mole long for the real thing. "I-I think I'm r-ready" said Mole with need. Lumpy put the rest of the lube on his dick and positioned himself, Mole's legs were shaking in anticipation, and when Lumpy finally penetrated him, he immediately hilted inside, the lube preventing any friction from stopping Lumpy.

Mole tightened his grip on Lumpy, burying his face on the crook of his neck, not having been used to anything other than his own fingers inside himself. Lumpy didn't move, not wanting to hurt Mole further. When Mole properly adjusted, he felt that it was time to go on, "Keep going" whispered Mole quietly, Lumpy distracted him from the pain with another kiss, no tongue, just the contact of their lips. Mole bounced on Lumpy's lap, getting twinges of pleasure from the penetration, leaving drops of precum on Lumpy's stomach and his own pudgy one, gripping his antlers to balance himself. Their inexperience had them both getting close quickly.

"Y-yes! I'm almost there!" said Mole, with Lumpy thrusting up rapidly, his balls slapping against his cheek each time. "Here. I. Come." Said Lumpy, burying himself as deep into Mole as he can, experiencing his first orgasm inside anybody he ever had, Mole ejaculated on both of their bodies, with Lumpy's dick pulsating with each stream of semen that had entered him. Both lay still against each other, not having much room to rest on except against each other. The only thing that can be heard was their panting breaths, their beating hearts, and Petunia's screams inside Disco Bear's car. "Oh! Ah! Where did you learn to do this?!" screamed Petunia in pleasure as Disco Bear ate her out.

Lumpy and Mole looked at each other, and kissed one more time. Both single males having found love at last. "Same time tomorrow?" asked Mole, Lumpy smiled, "Anytime that you want" said Lumpy, both men dozing off inside the car.

At Giggles' house (again... jeez)

Giggles cried herself to sleep, empty ice cream buckets littered the floor while the television's static provided light inside the dark room.