An explosion
. Argeshnagluv always wanted to be like Dido, son of the infamous dodo bird flock. Dido was the bane of Argeshnagluv's existence.
One day Argeshnagluv was out riding his Free- Rider 2 bmx bike when he saw Dido with a Nostril Laser, and at that point, Argeshnagluv knew he must have one to. He ran to his Boeing 747 superbus were his lab was hidden, immediately he began to build his Nostril Laser. His first few attempts were complete failures, the next, not much better. His third attempt was a complete success, it fit and it shot straight so he went out to find Dido and prove to the world once and for all that he could be as good as Dido.
He got out there and found Dido, he tried to shoot at him but the laser backfired and turned him into a giant, purple chicken with big red eyes(he must have been really frightening to see).
Once he got a letter from Dido saying to come immediately to the address stated in the letter. He went to the address immediately or as immediately as he could because it said that it was an urgent summoning for the big purple chicken He could get there no faster than he already got there because he was there in five minutes when he got there he saw dido smiling and Dido started to drink a Star Bucks white chocolate frapachino which are extremely poisonous to dodo birds, but Dido just smiled and continued drinking. Dido surprised Argeshnagluv by turning around and blowing up the world with an extremely large VVVVVBBBBBBPPPPPPPPVPVPVB sound. Dido was the only survivor, he just floated around in space still in the aftershock of his enormous fart.
To be continued...