Food Court Flirtings

Story by Desmond Fallout on SoFurry

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Slow, thunderous booms and soft tremors were the heralds of its arrival. Each mighty footstep sent deep piles of fat jostling across a round belly and broad hips. Such a chunky frame looked ready to explode out of their tight jeans and button-up shirt if they shifted just a bit too hard.

God damn! Elephants are sexy. It was like a fundamental truth Keith only realized the first time he ever saw a pachyderm, which was ten seconds ago.

The white buck liked to refer to himself as a 'big' lover. Gender was never an issue as long as they were massive compared to him, which was not hard with his petite stature. In fact, he had been considering hooking up with a bear friend while consuming lunch at the mall's food court when this new giant entered his sights.

It was hard to miss the big guy after all. Even in a crowd, he must have loomed over everyone at least a good eight feet tall. Keith could not believe what he had been missing out on all his young life. Partially chewed chicken salad rolled out of his mouth watching the elephant fidget and squeeze around tables on his way to the A&W kiosk. It provided so many unintentionally wonderful viewpoints of stretched clothes or bulging grey skin that it left Keith starstruck.

There were not many people out shopping today thanks to the internet, but it was clear the elephant was very timid about being in public. Thick sausage fingers constantly fiddled with his shaggy black hair trying to keep it out of eyes that never stopped darting towards the ground. The poor guy looked ready to panic if his hip so much as nudged a chair trying to stomp through the tight placements.

Looked like the bear friend could wait, someone else was in greater need of a little friendly company. Keith saw the elephant stopped short of the register and was now playing with his trunk looking over the menu. Perfect! He completely forgot about his half-eaten lunch in a rush to get up behind them. Pick-up lines cycled through his head encompassing an entire history of wooing massive people with natural prey charms. Being the first time ever interacting with the species, he wanted this to go perfect.

Any semblance of a plan crumbled upon his approach, sadly. The closer Keith got, the more his gaze became glued to the elephant's enormous ass. Having a tiny tail frantically waving it's black tuft around like a beckoning flag was not helping. They were constantly shifting their weight between tree-trunk legs, causing everything to wobble subtly. It looked somehow bigger up close, enough to completely smother the deer if they felt so inclined.

Granted Keith's antlers tended to make that a problem but a deer can dream.

SMACK!

"Hey there, sexy!"

Charisma and tact played second fiddle when one is horny. This was another fundamental truth Keith learned from years of dating. He had no idea his hand was moving until it spanked hard against the elephant's rump. By then it was too late to spout a witty pun about weight. At least those glutes jiggled as softly as they looked.

The panicked trumpet Keith's lack of boundaries elicited was far less desirable. It resonated across the entire food court to draw everyone's attention on them.

"What the fu...oh?!" The elephant shuffled around but had to take a step back to look over his belly at Keith. "What the hell, man?"

"Sorry, sir! I was just, um, tripped." Keith fought to look away from the round bulge of grey sticking out from under the elephant's shirt. Life would have been perfect if he could give it a hug right there.

"You...tripped? Into my ass?"

Boy did Keith wish his actions went that awesome and easy. "Yeah, of course! I mean, I was trying to tap your shoulder, but kind of slipped with my lousy reach."

The A&W clerk snorted but did not comment. This seemed well worth the turtles hourly wage in entertainment.

"Uh huh." The elephant did not look any less skeptical, but their timid nature suppressed any anger "And is there something I can help you with?"

Just the opening needed for a good ice breaker.

"On the contrary, big guy. I was hoping I could be the one to treat you to lunch."

"...what?" The elephant blinked slower than a rusty animatronic. This made Keith aware of his black sclera, an exotic feature for any species. His gaze drifted back to the clerk who just kept giggling behind her register. Feeling left out of some sort of joke did little to ease his demeanor. "Look, dude, I don't..."

"Oh, wow! I'm sorry. This is rude of me. Names Keith!"

The deer shot out a hand that the elephant shook after some awkward hesitation. His hand felt childlike in such a big, rough palm.

"Desmond. Now I have no idea what you're doing, but I'd rather just be left alone."

"Oh, that's no fun. This is a perfect place for excitement and new friends."

"A mall is a good place to smack peoples asses?"

"I can do more than that if you want. These hooves have had plenty of practice giving body massages."

Desmond stepped back until his behind squished against the counter. The turtle's smile dropped, and she backed away from such a threat spilling towards her. "Okay scary deer, I'm still confused. What do you want from me?"

"All of this!" Keith spread his arms wide as they could go, rolling them in the outline of a large ball to represent Desmond. "To be perfectly frank; I love big people, and you are the biggest thing I've seen outside Seaworld. What do you say? We could catch a movie, head back to my place, and get to know your epic roundness better. The reinforcements on my bed can support a rhino so you should be fine."

"You..." Desmond's arm tensed as he looked ready to fling the little deer clear across the mall. Then Keith saw those blackened eyes suddenly go very pensive. "Okay then! I know a few tricks myself if you're that interested in elephants."

"R-really?" Keith's ears shot up, eyes sparkling up at the lumbering elephant. "Are you kidding? Anything you got I'm game for. I didn't even take you for the kinky type."

"Uh, hehe, ugh," Desmond smile could not have been more forced trying to ignore the giggles of onlookers. "Well, pucker up then. You're about to feel an extreme bloating sensation."

"Sweet...wait, a what!?"

SCHMKT!!

"Mmmphhh!?"

The elephant's trunk lashed out too fast for Keith to react. Its tip clamped down on the front of his muzzle with a surprisingly strong grip. His lips could barely open a crack for breathing out questioning mumbles, while Desmond nostrils flared warm breath into his cheeks. Glancing up at Desmond only got a sly wink and broad smile for an explanation. Not the strangest of kisses he had ever received, but it was still concerning. Especially when he saw Desmond's shirt slowly expand, drawing in the biggest breath pachyderm lungs could hold.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

"HRRMM MRRPP!?"

All that gathered air surged through Desmond's trunk in one powerful blow. Its girth doubled in size like some inflating grey balloon to accommodate while the excess poured into Keith's mouth. The deer had no idea what to expect. Pressure quickly caused his cheeks to bulge and would surely force Desmond's trunk off him at such a rapidly building rate.

Instead, he was stunned when it was his throat that gave way. Air stretched Keith's esophagus rushing down his neck eager for the extra space. Cloven fingers curled into shaking fists as a muffled moan shot back against Desmond's trunk. The deers very skin felt tight like everything from his ears to feet was being filled to their limit.

BWOOMP!!

"Mpphh!?" A limit that was quickly reached, and then overcome. If not for the trunk latched to his face Keith might have tripped from his midsection suddenly erupting outwards. The hem of his shirt and pants parted around a stomach that fell out into a thick, round bulge almost bigger than the rest of his body. Shoes staggered about being forced into a much wider stance while he cupped helplessly at the fuzzy stomach sagging towards the floor. It's hefty weight, and soft consistency might have been nice under more expected circumstances.

The gods only know how getting air blown into your face resulted in spontaneous weight gain. Keith glanced between his distended stomach and Desmond several times trying to comprehend this event. Ignoring their frantic muffled cries of protest, Desmond's chest puffed with an even larger intake of air that was promptly sent through the passage of his trunk.

FFSSSSSHHHHH!!

TINK!

SHRRTTT!

While the next air invasion caused Keith's belly to break his pants button and zipper, it was the tightening around the seat that really worried him. Hands flew back to grasp a rear already rising over the denim waistband as two thick bread buns. Hips expanded out from the pressure in the process, helping to split the seams in several loud rips.

Another quick trunk blast doubled the width of Keith's already wide ass. He tried desperately to tug at his pants, only to make his ballooning cheeks to clap together in their refusal to go back under the hem. Layers of untold fat and muscle pushed them further off his hips until the weight had rendered the hems apart.

FOOSH! FOOSH!

"HURRP!!?"

A sudden feeling of vertigo made the deer forget that only his strained briefs were left to give him modesty. The flow of air seemed content with boating out Keith's middle into a bowling pin and now worked to fill out the rest of him. Pant legs squeezed around thighs that had mass pouring into them until the seams gave in several violent pops. What remained of some very expensive denim fluttered around his fidgeting sneakers.

Desmond's trunk shifted, snapping Keith's attention back to the elephant. There was no denying the deer was getting huge in many senses of the word. The trunk that was keeping them connected in a near constant airflow had to adjust while he steadily grew taller. With each passing second, it became easier to meet those dazzling yellow eyes.

"Urrk!!" Although the pinching of an increasingly smaller shirt was not helping matters. The hem rolled up the expanding handles of Keith's waist until it rested stretched across his plumping chest. Sleeves strained around arms that thickened out like veil sausages. Even his fingers plumped out nice and meaty.

BWIP BWIP!

Keith felt a shift followed by some new weight tugging at his chest. Trying to see past Desmond's trunk was hard, but a quick feel confirmed his pectorals had filled out into small mounds of fat. Several rips formed along the front of his shirt trying to contain swelling flesh that felt oddly rough against the cotton. He had just enough time to realize what they resembled before Desmond drew in another breath.

KA-BOOMPH!

SHHKKKTTT!!

Pressure surged in behind Keith's new breasts making him clench both tight. It did absolutely nothing to restrain their rolling growth spurt. The mounds exploded out, thrusting his hands aside in their race to exceed any conventional bra sizes. His shirt could not withstand such an epic bosom blossoming into existence. It's front shattered in an almost ceremonial welcome of colorful confetti. Keith still tried to support his hefty tits, but even his thicker hands could not get a solid grasp on their girth. They simply flowed about like sandbags to partially rest on the crest of his swollen belly.

The only thing more alarming than growing tits was the texture of their skin. Gone was the white deer fur Keith loved to brush. Both weighty mammaries and his chest had shed it off for a rough, cracked grey skin.

POP!

Speaking of weights, Keith felt like his head suddenly got a lot lighter. An awkward shuffling of shifting fat allowed him to spot that his prized antlers had just popped off to lay on the floor as useless as his shredded clothes. He yanked his head back and forth, stumpy fingers tugging on the trunk latched to him, but nothing could get it off. Desmond's forced suction was keeping them tightly connected for this. All it did was draw attention to how his ears flapped about a lot more than usual, and much lower down the sides of his head.

More and more of Keith continued to balloon out, becoming dangerously close to matching Desmond in elephant sizes. Fur rained off his body in alarming amounts to be replaced by the thicker skin. A little pop and his tail extended out, but only kept a little tuft of hair at the end to brush the broad shelf of his ass. Another, stronger pop in his crotch got a loud sensual moan out of Keith. Hands shot between his shedding plump thighs only to find his underwear had lost its man-defining bulge. Granted those developing pachyderm hips were way too curvy for a guy anymore too.

SCHUUT! BRRTTTTHH!

The sneakers around Keith's feet swelled up into taut leather balloons that promptly popped in their own violent demise. She shuffled out of the busted leather mourning their loss while trying to comprehend the trunks for elephant feet that had emerged from them.

"HRRMMPH!!"

A sharp tug came from the trunk still latched to Keith's deer muzzle. Her eyes whipped back into Desmond's lustful gaze stunned at how they had become the same towering height. But then she went cross eye when Desmond pulled back his trunk again, stretching out Keith's nose with it. She let out a sharp gasp watching the top of her muzzle lengthen out of proportion with her chin. The last of a deer's white pelt molted off it as Desmond took a step back to extend it even further. It was like watching taffy stretch if it could also turn grey and develop a whole new series of prehensile muscles. Another step that extended it over four feet long and Desmond finally released his hold on Keith with a loud pop echoing across the food court.

Keith could do little but watch her new trunk flop between the cleavage of her titanic bust. Her breasts jostled with each heavy, labored breath she took, making an oddly hypnotic wave effect. It was such a surreal experience to see them from this perspective. They worked with the thrusting curve of her gut to block a substantial view of the floor, yet both were very inviting. Shaking hands slowly worked their way up to gently rub along these splendid mammaries, their almost black nipples only seemed to entice her further.

The whole mall slowed to a stop at the sight of a giant half-naked elephant exploring herself in the food court. Having been a deer guy just minutes ago did little to curve the lust of many unwitting audience members either. Desmond's own smug grin slowly faded in place of a shining blush as he came to realize Keith no longer regarded him over the onset of post-transformation arousal. Practically everyone could pick up her fresh scent permeating the air.

"Uh, so..." Desmond gave a sharp cough that snapped Keith's eyes back open and alert. "How's that thick sexy elephant working for you now?"

There were so many reactions Keith could do that Desmond tried to be prepared for anything. Most likely there was going to be some slow realization and rising anger, which would probably end with the throwing of punches that would be well worth it. Making a fresh elephant with a juicy pair of boobs was not an opportunity that literally walked up to him often.

Sure enough, Keith's eyes slowly opened with a dawning realization to her transformation. What was not expected was how they quickly narrowed while she licked her lips. A twinge of fear ran through Desmond as this female elephant eyed him up like a hunk of meat. By the time he thought to run Keith had already bent her knees with hands outstretched needfully towards him.

"Rwar! Come here you hot stud!" Keith growled in a surprisingly sexy contralto. "Now it's my turn to have fun with you!"

The height and force such a massive woman managed to leap with would have been incredibly impressive, but Desmond also had to deal with the entire ton of her bulk crashing into him with said force. Both elephants cried out as they hit the floor, sending an earthquake that had other shoppers tumbling to their knees in alarm.

The tremors had not even stopped before Keith was clawing to rip off Desmond's shirt and pants. Any attempts to push her off were met with soft, pliable pachyderm flesh that only stimulated Keith further. Eventually, Desmond just fell back to let his boner take over.

Might as well enjoy the ride before mall security finally decided to show up.