The 6 season war (H.T. Dewitt)
What am I doing behind this microphone? Man I thought you'd have something better for me to... You shit! Tell me you're recording next time. Cut this part out man. Okay, yah, where do I start? How about the time when he locked me up in that virtual prison? Oh, I got it, the start foe me. I'm Howard Tech Dewitt and I am a genius when it comes to the virtual world realism and shit. My fault in this war...? I did nothing in the war. I was stuck in that prison. Awe, but I got out right? And then he put me back in again, deeper! Fucker! Can I say that? Shut up. Now listen. I had the best mind blowing software and hardware to get a guy into V.R. Right before the Blink, as you call it, RAM stole my work and used it to make that fake Earth he put everyone in. I know that it looked good and smelled bad, and was just like home for you, but when he put me in it I knew better. It was my program base. That and I did some testing on escape routes just in case I got stuck. He had me go through over 200 levels of fake shit and I still only got out because I... am not telling you that. If you know he knows you know? I put it mostly out of my mind and hid it. He might know, but just in case.
Once I got out of there I heard about the wars. That's right I said wars, plural and far between, in one way or another. I woke up to the worst thing I've ever seen and I've seen some shit. I never used to talk like this, but life in hell on Earth will do that to you. Okay, he got me before the Blink. I stay trapped for years. Meanwhile, he's making you all think that the 6 season war actually meant anything. Why do you think he made it all better so soon? Because he caused it! He'll tell you about how it was for his love Leah Thorn, and how it had to happen this way. It still stunk to high heaven all the heart ache and worry the rest of us went through.
If you're wondering why he's letting me talk about all this, it's because no one can do anything to him now. It's 7867 and he's moved on. The guy is over 5000 years old for fuck sakes!
That's about all I can think of for now. I'll update this if I remember any more.
Howard Dewitt