A pair of new friends~!
#1 of Mashed Testicles: The story of Shath & Kestel
My first every submitted story to SoFurry. I'm so excited ^^
Yeah, this is my first story uploaded...so, hopefully it doesn't suck half as much as i'm afraid it will. Hopefully you all enjoy the story ^^
Shout-out to kiwiBB for being the best of the best when it comes to this category. You're my hero Kiwi, I don't give a shit how creepy it sounds.
NOOOOW, Let us begin this story
"Genetics. Atoms. The objects that make the world, are simply little circles called 'Cells'. The world itself is a spherical planet. The moon is sphereical. Human and other animals have Spherical eyes, the planet spins in a circle upon an axis, encircling the sun in orbit. Needless to say, circles and spheres are very important shapes in our world. Especially in our biology.
Testicles.
They are what bring life to this world, allow the life in this world to flourish with the cooperation of the spherical twin organs within women. Spherical organs within men and the spherical organs within women are what make every animal in this world thrive. SO WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU LET GO OF MINE?!"
This utter nonsense was being actively spouted out the mouth of a writhing male T-rex, exceedingly large for even consideration of the Tyrannosaurus Rex species, flattening several acres of forestry and foilage as he rolled side to side, screaming as loud as he could. He was snowy white, with brown marking reminiscent of a regular everyday bovine. He was on his surprisingly jiggly ass, his bright pink cock jutting into the air, drooling precum as his enormous testicles were being clutched painfully tight, twisted, and pulled by a rocky hand, emerging from the ground. This unlucky Dinosaur is named Shath, and he is the first non-synthetic creature to sport magical qualities. The hand scrambling his dino eggs belonged to an Elemental female, a being of lava and bedrock--her name, was Kestel.
"THEY'RE GONNA BURST, THEY'RE GONNA BURST!" Shath screamed, trying his damnest to pry her rocky clutches off of his aching berries--but to no avail. She grinned, tightening her clutches as she lowered her other hand that was pinning his chest--the pain in his balls more than enough to keep him immobile--until it was inches away from his oozing, throbbing, 13 inch Erectosaurus. She giggled, wrapping her hand away, using mineral waters inside her body and changing the form of her rocky grasp on his cock to mirror the folds of a vagina. She stroked his dino meat quickly, her speed and technique increasing every time the pressure on his compacting nuts did so. Shath threw his head back, his eyes widening as he screamed out Kestel's name to the unforgiving gods, his tongue lolling out as his voice went hoarse in a mixture of pain, pleasure, fear, and...newfound love. His nuts collapsed, the twin pop echoes out, following by sickening squishes as her fist closed into itself, nothing but mashed testicles sloshing around, liquefied in his empty manhood. His cock spasmed, firing off ropes of cum that she opened her mouth for, swallowing down all 7 bursts as Shath literally came out what was his used-to-be testicles. Nothing was left in his once-taut scrotum. Kestel grinned, wiping her hands off as she rose up, slit glistening as she de-manned another foolish man who dared masturbate in her territory. She stepped away, looking back as her eyes widened. Two small little chunks were steadily growing in the Cowasaurus Rex's nutsac. She grinned, moving closer to prod and inspect them. Surely enough, his balls were reforming at impressive speed.
"They come back, don't they? Well, I only swallowed your filthy spunk to make sure no more foolish freaks-of-natures would be born, buuut....this is an interesting development to say the least~" she cooed, looking at his half-conscious eyes. "My name is Kestelia von Beurigios. What is yours, dick for brains?" she asked, eyeing him over with a humerous expression. He looked like a male that could actually be a bit of fun~. "Sh-Shath. I have no fancy name. Just Shath...a-and they regrow because I tried to take my life in a godess's shrine. She got angry and made me unable to age or die, and any part of me i try to destroy or amputate grows back in less than half an hour...So trying to melt me or boil me won't kill me, as i'll just reform..." he groaned, as she smiled and pulled his head forward. She shrunk into a more bipedal form, large, pillowy breasts meeting him eye-level as she shrunk down around to his size. "I will keep you alive. Maybe, once in a few hundred years, i'll permit you to ejaculate betweenxt these. And I shall protect you from harm, and allow you to travel the world with me. You will be able to cum any time you want~! But at my whim, and my discression. I choose when, where, why, and how you get to orgasm whenever you beg me for it. All you must do, is sign your rights over to me~! Do we have a deal?"
Her words weren't evil or sadistic, although they sounded like they should have been. Her voice was cheerful, light, seductive. His cock rose, reminding him on the amazing handjob he recieved prior to his castration earlier. He nodded his head, his willpower leaking out of him like the pre from his dick. "Oh, and by the way, your balls are MINE." she added with a giggle, before throwing her foot back, punting the dinosaur in his rex-makers, popping them once more and causing Shath to scream a silent shriek, before passing out in her arms.
This was the start of a beautiful friendship.