Growth Spurt
Growth Spurt
"Two piece or one piece?" A black haired panda bear woman calls as she looks over a bikini and a swimsuit while not wearing a stitch.
"Which one is all red with the gold dragon and the yin-yang emblem?" A black furred grizzly with red hair asks as he pops his head into the room, "I like that one."
"That's my swimsuit costume!" The panda mockingly thunders. "But I hear you; that's the one piece."
"What do you think?" The grizzly asks as he steps into the room in a pair of steel gray trunks with black lightning bolt arrows down the sides.
"Looks like your new costume, Mike," She says with a smirk as she gives him a kiss on the cheek, "But it is striking. If I have one complaint it's that I'm not sure if the lightning bolts are fabric or your fur poking through." She dips her hand into his pants. "I want to know where the shorts end and your balls begin."
"Careful, Yuri," Michael "Tank Monster" O'Connor warns Yuri "Dragon Fist" Chan playfully, "You're getting a little too much like Karen."
"Did I hear my name being called?" Karen "Kaleidoscope Hasenpfeffer says as she walks in wearing a string bikini that leaves little to the imagination, the rabbit's sea blue fur displays random sea life as part of the inherent pattern.
"You need to put on something more substantial, Karen," Tank Monster as he goes to lift the smaller adult female fur by her ears. "We're going to South Beach. In public..."
"But Taaaaaaaaaaaank!" Kaleidoscope whines and pouts. "I wore this for you!"
"Go change! Tank Monster orders and steps out of the room to make sure she does so, only to get pulled into the room with her with a lustful giggle as a cobra hermaphrodite whose scales contain every color of the rainbow in a one piece watches the exchange in amazement.
"She actually obeys him?" The cobra asks incredulously. "I just had a shouting match with her."
"She wants to ride his pole," Dragon Fist says to her team mate Rainbow Serpent, "You get her when I shut her out."
"She'll be getting her way sooner or later then," Jamira "Rainbow Serpent" hisses teasingly. "Especially when you have your cub."
"Karen and I came to an understanding a bit back, Jamira," Yuri states with a sigh. "Actually, Ariel and Stretcher were in on that meeting too. We kind of came to an agreement to take turns. Since Al and Jack are a couple and you and Impostor..." She gives the cobra an inquisitive look. "Impostor morphs so much I never know what gender to assign."
"I gave up trying years ago," Jamira admits. "We have a 'friends with benefits' relationship, Is there a reason nobody approaches Seer?"
"Bill is fairly asexual," Yuri says. "He's practically a monk. I tried once and was rebuffed in no uncertain terms."
"I wonder if he's a eunuch?" Rainbow Serpent ponders.
"He is actually," Mike says as he comes back into the room to fondle Yuri's breasts. "It's not something he advertises but guys do look. The conversation in the men's showers that night was...interesting."
"With all that goes on," Yuri off handedly asks with some annoyance, "Why do we have segregated showers?"
"Remember, Yuri," Jamira offers by way of an explanation, "Jack is in the closet and doesn't want to come out. Al could easily convert the showers to communal but Jack won't have it, He and Jamal got into a shouting match over it."
"Officially it's Jack's building," Mike says, "And it's something he and Jamal argue about frequently. Although in Jack's defense, Hippo Daddy-O can be a freak at times."
"And you can't?" Yuri asks mockingly as she giggles on, "How many times has our foreplay been something on the order of one of us tying up the other?"
"We're super heroes, Yuri," Rainbow Serpent chides, "Bondage is part of our work so it finds its way into our play as well. How many sites out there turn a profit from such smut? Not that I look or am complaining mind you."
"How do you think I make some of my money?" Tank Monster asks pointedly which shocks Rainbow Serpent as Dragon Fist just smirks. "Yuri and Karen help in "live shows" on special pay per views and there are enough perverts that are artistically inclined I give out free memberships in exchange for a steady stream of drawings."
:"I thought the sites you maintained as Demolition were shut down?" Jamira inquires in her shock. "I tried to..."
"You were one of my old subscribers?" Mike asks with a smirk to which Jamira just nods and blushes. "Sometime in the near future you need to let me know who you were and I'll switch you to the new feed."
"I found a new site that caters to a lot of different tastes," Rainbow Serpent relates, "It has a free section that's nice and a pay section that's even better. Looks like one or more super villains runs it though."
"Stupor Heroes?" Mike asks and again gets another nod. "That's the new site. I'm the mod so in essence it's an ex-super villain that runs it. There are also forums there that are linked to Villainous Ventures dot com. A lot of those that I worked with or hung out with simply do not believe I made the switch. Which reminds me, I need to check up on Karen..."
Michael "Tank Monster" O'Connor leaves the room with his main partner and finds at the outdoor pool and Jacuzzi of the base. Ariel "Goalie" Hextall is sunbathing in the nude; the lady badger has a smirk on her muzzle as Mike looks for her frequent partner in crime as well as crime fighting and sees a ferret colored inflatable lounge chair floating in the pool. His role as a super villain may have ranged from a goon to a henchman but he can see through Stretcher Truth's attempts at hiding in plain sight.
When he slips into the pool he ends up under Stretcher sans his trunks. Tank Monster surfaces to catch sight of his shorts only to be engulfed by Stretcher Truth with her rack acting as a sexually explicit head rest as she restrains him. As an incentive to just play along Stretcher starts to suck on his scrotum and licks at his kick as Goalie moves towards them in a decidedly lustful manner.
"We know you're going to have your paws full with Karen at the very least," Ariel says as Stretcher works her mouth on their team mate's genitals. "So we figured we'd take our turn at you now."
"Normally I'm against handicap tag team matches," Mike jokes through his moaning as Ariel maneuvers his member so she can score with his shaft. "But this kind of gang bang I can get behind."
Goalie plays "Ride 'em Cowgirl" on Tank Monster's phallus as Stretcher Truth licks at his shaft and her inner walls with her ever so flexible tongue almost making his erect penis into a perverted barber pole in miniature. But as both females enjoy themselves immensely, Stretcher having the added bonus of having her breasts fondles and even suckled as Mike is able to strains his "bonds" enough to manage this type of molestation even if Stretcher is more than willing to have the bear play with her breasts in this fashion, they fail to take into account the notion that this may make him cum faster. The other oversight is that the video surveillance feed could be used to make an unauthorized porno of this incident.
Footage of this bit of fun can be uploaded to Michael's site without any problems as a cut of the proceeds goes towards maintenance of the headquarters. Pay per view porn sessions of this and of when Jack and Al have their fun are there with the tacit approval of fellow Sentinel members. However, the sneaky hacker/cracker known as Pirate Parrot has managed to momentarily splice into their feed and is planning to upload it to his own site, the Bird's Eye View of Anarchy City, for his own profits.
The ten minute fuckfest is captured for pornographic posterity and gets posted to both sites simultaneously. Then the parrot gets greedy and goes looking for another feed to hack into. Shell finds him and shuts him down before ht can get the footage of him and his boyfriend, John "War Horse" Carnegie, and the invasion incenses him to the point where he looks for where the digital invader entered the system.
Bird's Eye News gives Shell the answer as the bird brain is dumb enough to crow about his latest triumph. A scarlet macaw in the outfit of a Hollywood pirate broadcasts from Marauder's Landing, a pirate themed amusement park at South Beach in Anarchy City where the municipality faces Bedlam Bay. His modesty and over all maturity level is as can expected.
"Rawk! Ahoy, me mateys!" Pirate Parrot caws at the camera. "This be the Pirate Parrot here with an exclusive here at Bird's Eye News..."
"Hello, all," Shell says to the camera in the base's own little studio from where he hijacked Pirate Parrot's signal. "This is Shell, technological genius of the Sentinels. Whatever salacious rumor mongering Pirate Parrot might have had on his so-called mind has been cancelled in the name of good taste. If this bird brain has not been picked up by Marauder's Landing security, rest assured I'll do it myself or I'll have one of my associates in the Sentinels of Freedom pick him up and if any of us catch him I will make him my lab assistant for a new segment for you to enjoy. I think I'll call it: MAD SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS!" He smiles darkly at the camera, "Ta ta for now." He then turns off his camera while jamming Pirate Parrot's signal as he exasperates to nobody in particular: "Paparazzi pests, I wonder what sort of discomfort I can legally put him through? I'll consult the legal database..."
Yuri and Karen are going over needed beach supplies in Mike's recreational vehicle as the bear makes his way into the base's parking garage. While the girls go over a checklist as they drink Tiki Island Coolers, a Mai Tai for Yuri and Sex on the Beach for Karen, crows in ninja gar fly in as an evil looking Komodo dragon samurai steps out of the shadows. Add to this a big pig in an oni mask and you have the makings of a rumble gathering.
"Friends of your, Dragon Fist?" Tank Monster asks in his full costume of a gray sleeveless shirt with a black lightning bolt spear on its front, red leather belt with tarnished silver studs and a silver buckle with the shield and black peace symbol the middle tine breaking through the circle as it curves down emblem of the Sentinels of Freedom, red leather collar with dark silvery pyramid studs, gray pants with black sides, dark goggles with red leather strap, black and red combat boots and red gauntlets with dark silver studs to make them that much more dangerous when he throws a punch. "Because, if not, you need to leave."
"Kage Shogun, his Tengu clan of Ninja and Tso Wat," Dragon Fist in her one piece battling bathing suit growls as she recognizes members of her personal rogue's gallery, "Now what brings you together, or should I guess?"
"You grandfather, the Panda Khan, is most displeased with you," Kage Shogun, the dragon, says with a dark smirk.
"So much so that he hired us to take care of you," Tso Wat, the pig, states, "Permanently."
"We can't leave witnesses though," Kage Shogun remarks, "Kill them!"
"With pleasure, "Tso Wat says and runs towards Tank Monster, "I'll take the big guy!"
"It'll be the first time if you manage to beat me, Wat," Tank Monster chuckles and it's then that Tso Wat realizes with whom he is tangling.
"Buy me some time," Dragon Fist asks of Kaleidoscope.
"Will do!" Kaleidoscope shouts as Dragon Fist begins to gather energy into a ball that manifests in her hands.
"As you Americans say," Tso Wat jokes defiantly. "There is a first time for everything, Demolition, you may have switched sides but a tiger does not change his stripes so easily." He then does a flying kick that Tank Monster turns aside easily as the pig tumbles to safety. "You know most of my moves, hero, but not all of them."
"Hey, Tank Monster; do you like fried chicken?' Kaleidoscope calls out as she launches purple, orange and green laser bolts laced with lightning at the crows and fries those she hits to unconsciousness. "Here, birdy, birdy, birdy!"
"And what technique do you have planned for me?" Kage Shogun asks mockingly as he draws his katana. "Calling on the Star Dragon will not help you, Yuri, I can call upon the Void Dragon's power quicker than you."
"Do not mock the Star Dragon's power, Kage Shogun!" Dragon Fist warns as the white hot energy swirls between her palms. :"After all you need your sword as a focus! And full concentration."
"You also need..." Kage Shogun starts to say before Tso Wat flies into him via being thrown by Tank Monster. "Be careful, you fat oaf!"
"Later, Kage Shogun," Tso Wat growls, "You will apologize for that or I will kill you. But right now I have a traitor to take care of."
"You do that," Kage Shogun says mockingly as Tso Wat turns to Tank Monster and runs towards him. "Now to cut down the lotus before she can bloom."
"Too late, dark one, " Dragon Fist sneers before yelling: "Breath of Righteous Wrath from the mouth of the Star Dragon!" She then thrusts her palms at Kage Shogun which releases a brilliantly silver beam of energy that blasts the dragon so hard he goes flying he has his precious katana inadvertently thrown from his hands.
"The most righteous celestial night dragon of the moon and stars favors you greatly, Yuri Chan, I must inform the Panda Khan and ask his sage advice in killing you." Kage Shogun says as he slowly gets to his feet and steps into the shadows as a tengu ninja picks up the dropped weapon before disappearing in a poof of smoke.
"I will tell you this once, Tso Wat, Demolition is dead. I am Tank Monster now," Tank Monster growls as he pounds his gauntleted fists into Tso Wat, "Or do I need to beat it into you?"
"You are a traitor to the International Brotherhood of Rogues!" Tso Wat yells as he is staggered back. "But if you wish to call yourself a monster, I will not disagree," he hits Tank Monster with a punch to the stomach that causes Tank Monster to just smirk. "You hardly felt that didn't you?" Tank Monster just continues to smile. "I'm fucked!"
"Yes you are!" Tank Monster shouts with dark glee as he gives Tso Wat an uppercut that sends him over the wall at the parking garage, which is about ten feet tall.
"He's going to be very angry at you when he lands," Yuri observes, "By the way, where were you?"
"Goalie and Stretcher Truth wanted me," Mike admits honestly.
"They took a turn together?" Karen asks to which Michael just cocks his head, crosses his arms across his chest and taps his foot.
"Never mind her," Yuri grins guiltily as she covers Karen's mouth and drags her inside the RV, "Let's get going shall we?" The she whispers harshly into Kaleidoscope's ear: "You little fool! He's not supposed to know about our little arrangement!"
"So, what is it with you and the Panda Khan?" Mike asks as he plays the opening song to the old Kidd Video cartoon through the recreational vehicle's speakers.
"What possessed you to get this tune?" Karen asks but she looks a lot like Glitter from that show in her coloration and attire.
"Hush you," Yuri scolds with a jovial smirk, "it's a good road tune. As for my relationship to the Panda Khan; it's part of my bloodline. He's my great grandfather."
"No wonder you were so accepting when I joined the team." Tank Monster observes to which Dragon Fist nods. "Message coming in," Mike notes as he turns on the speaker phone. "Go ahead, Shell."
"Hi, Tank Monster, Dragon Fist and Kaleidoscope," Shell says amicably, "got a few things to tell you about your RV and your destination."
"What did you do and who do you want us to bring back?" Tank Monster asks.
"I added a few new features, your tires can now inflate to overcome any obstacle and even drive on water," Shell beams, "Let me know how they work out? Also, Pirate Parrot has been slicing into our feeds. The security birds at Marauder's Landing should have him in custody and if not, bring him to me please?"
"Will do, Al," Yuri says, "We're planning on spending some time there anyway."
"Excellent, Shell out." Shell says as he terminates the connection.
When they arrive at South Beach they notice that the Sentinels of Freedom logo, a silver shield with an altered peace symbol where the middle tine is curved and extends outside the circle, has been painted on the side of the RV along with twin Chinese halberds in back of the shield like some sort of coat of arms. Pirate Parrot runs past them in the parking lot with a sea gull and a pelican chasing after him. Dragon Fist dashes after him and with a mighty kick, lays him out.
The security guards thank the Sentinels and leave Pirate Parrot in their custody. Tank Monster radios Goalie and has her open up a portal to Shell who nabs Pirate Parrot and drags him into his lab. The three at the beach chuckle before Tank Monster goes back into his RV to change into his swim trunks.
Dragon Fist, Kaleidoscope and Tank Monster enter the water park via the VIP entrance and as they do Karen undergoes an unconscious color change to a sandy tan rabbit with sea green eyes and aqua blue hair, practically announcing who she is and by proxy who her companions are. Karen and Yuri flank Michael's sides; the idea being more to prevent him from being mobbed by young females and him to themselves than anything else. Nobody calls Tank Monster, Demolition despite the fact he changed his code name only a few days ago, which to Tank Monster is a relief as he gladly poses for photos.
One family in particular catches Michael's eye as he recognizes them as a group of his many victims from he was still a villain. They recognize him too but much to their surprise, Tank Monster comes over and apologizes for what he did to them. He has already made restitution to them financially but for him he still needs to express remorse to those he had personally hurt.
Even the little boy weasel whose father Tank Monster murdered as Demolition forgives him as he sees that now as Tank Monster he is helping folks. It's at this point a squad of five crabs starts to attack patrons. One of them grabs the boy's older sister and threatens to kill her if their demands are not met.
At seven foot seven inches and four hundred fifty-six ponds Tank Monster is kind of hard to miss but the crab knights apparently did not take him into account in this job. Kaleidoscope's blasts just bound of their carapaces and Dragon Fist is afraid of the consequences if she acts. Tank Monster acts quickly and decisively disarms the hostage take and orders Kaleidoscope to protect the family as best she can.
Once the ex-bully ambushes one of the other bullies and makes sure he saves the cheerleader Dragon Fist comes out of her stupor. She charges one of the crabs and starts a flurry of kicks that catches all four in its effect and cracks their shells. The team of sea based terrorists flees from the heroes as fast as the can as the crowd starts a chant of "Sentinels" in appreciation of their efforts.
Victims of Villainy, a non-profit support group for those hurt in super villain attacks hands Tank Monster a plaque of gratitude for his continued efforts to make amends for his past with this display being the latest evidence that he is dedicated to the hero's pat. Tank Monster would have given the plaque to the family he just saved but Dragon Fist prevents him as they are part of the group and while he is being modest it's better for him and the team if he simply accepts. A representative of Wonderfur Toys Incorporated, a plush and action figure company that War Horse secretly owns, presents Tank Monster with two identical teddy bears in his likeness, down to his current costume, (and tells him quietly that he needs to keep one) of which Tank Monster gives one to the boy telling him if he feels mad at him for what he did in the past he can always hit the plush version in retaliation, and the with a great big smile the young happily accepts.
For Tank Monster a great weight lifts from his shoulders as today he saved lives instead of taking them and made amends to a family he grievously wronged. What Tank Monster does not know is that the family is related to Stretcher Truth so they already know he's turned around and becomes a hero; today was just the icing on the cake so to speak. He also gained the admiration of the boy who was taught by Michael's example that folks can change for the better.
Not all the observers were impressed by the brief fight. In the crowd is a diminutive crocodile, a caiman, in a red and black clown costume is disappointed. Caiman Chaos liked Tank Monster when he was a villain, but he's curious as to how dedicated he is to the cause of goodness and light.
Kaleidoscope notices him first but only remarks how closely Caiman Chaos is attired to Tank Monster's old costume as they ride maelstrom roller coaster. Tank Monster recognizes him for what he is, a cosmic imp that took a shine to him as Demolition. Michael also knows there is little he can do about Caiman Chaos except play his game until the opportunity comes to send him away for awhile as Caiman Chaos tosses a red ball into the car as they are getting off that explodes with chaos magic.
Tank Monster grows to an even ten feet tall and it's if a lot of information has just been dumped into his brain. Dragon Fist drops to her knees as the white of her fur turns a bloody crimson. Kaleidoscope managed to avoid the initial attack but moves to Dragon Fist and uses her powers to try and stabilize her condition and heal her of any injuries she might have received; all as Caiman Chaos looks on and frowns.
A pink furred grizzly female appears to Dragon Fist in spirit. Caiman Chaos's attack may be more that Kaleidoscope can fix but Pink Power is will to help Dragon Fist for a price. Pink Power was going to reconcile with Tank Monster when she was killed for her sake and the sake of her son who was also killed.
The deal is simple: cohabitation of Dragon Fist's body and her son's soul become the soul of Yuri's still forming son, fathered by Tank Monster. In essence both mother and son get to live again with Pink Power lending her some of her super strength in a battle form for Dragon Fist. While the idea of sharing her body with the opinionated she-bear alarms Dragon Fist somewhat she can feel herself fading fast so she accepts the bargain; making it clear that they are SHARING her body as her hair turns a neon pink.
Caiman Chaos is ready to throw a temper tantrum when Dragon Fist pulls through; he follows them when they move to the beach and from there to the water. There are already plenty of bathers when Mike and Yuri join them, both of them already wearing collars of red leather with silvery steel studs. Flashbacks to summer blockbusters of the past come to the collective mind as shark fins begin knifing through the waters courtesy of Caiman Chaos who is amusing himself as a surfer otter gets chomped to death by a great white.
Karen leaps out of the water and uses her flying ability to stay up there as Mike and Yuri swim to drive off the sharks. While treading water Dragon Fist punches furiously to convince one of the three great white sharks to seek meals someplace else. Tank Monster can almost wade and fight as he tosses the other two out to sea and they wisely decided not to return.
On the shore Caiman Chaos is doing the angry dance in frustration as a greatly annoyed Tank Monster towers over him. Water dripping on his head eventually gets the caiman's attention. Like a naughty child who has just been caught, Caiman Chaos plays innocent.
"Demolition! How are you, my boy?" Caiman Chaos asks with a playful grin. "Taking a break from villainy?"
"A fan of yours, Tank Monster?" Dragon Fist growls in inquiry. "Oh wait, this is that pest you told me about earlier isn't her?"
"Yes, dear, that's it," Tank Monster darkly remarks, "This imp of the perverse liked to 'help' me in being a grander villain back when I was reveling in that role."
"But heroes are so much stuffed shirts!" Caiman Chaos protests then notices Dragon Fist, "Although I must say she stuffs that shirt quite nicely."
"YOU LITTLE PERVERT!!" Dragon Fist yells. "You damn near killed me!"
"As much as I appreciate a good booby prize," Caiman Chaos jokes lewdly, "Please do keep your shirt on, my dear." Then he turns to Tank Monster. "Tank Monster, eh? Ya disappoint me boy. You had such potential for villainy and now you go and waste it by turning hero? That will never do my boy. I shan't stand for it. You're a villain, stop all these silly hero shenanigans and show your true colors!"
"I've made my choice, imp," Tank Monster growls. "Set the rules of your little game and let's start so it can end with a minimum of suffering."
"Spoilsport!" Caiman Chaos grouses. "Very well, I'll set forth thirteen challenges for you to best, just you and the missus," Kaleidoscope is encased in a diamond cage as she tries to sneak up behind Caiman Chaos. "You really didn't think you could sneak up on me did you?"
"It had crossed my mind," Kaleidoscope admits.
"Cute," Caiman Chaos states joyfully before turning to Tank Monster and Dragon Fist, "And just for shits and giggles we'll make the sharks challenge number one." He drags his finger claw in the air and makes a hash mark. "Now what else can I have you do?"
"San sharks maybe?" Dragon Fist mockingly suggests, "I doubt you have much creativity."
"Egging him on is not going to help," Rank Monster wants in a whisper, "Keep cool and don't give him any ideas."
"A little lat for that, me boyo," Caiman Chaos says with a dark smirk, "Your world has sharks like yourselves, I know that much and they don't like surface folk."
Shark fins slice through the sand until a quintet of hammerhead shark men erupt onto the beach. Netter, Trident, Wave, Squall and Undertoe are the surviving members Deep Six, their sister Coral was killed in a misunderstanding months a got it would seen the other five are still angry. After only a few moments of orienting themselves the team fans out to begin an assault and raid to gather food for themselves and other shark folk in the from of freshly drowned surface dwellers.
Netter and Trident act as a pair to capture and spear surface dweller. Undertoe dives back under the sand to pull people under as Squall lifts himself into the air to whip the winds into a frenzy and bring about a torrent of rain to keep their skins and moist. Wave pushes to engage Tank Monster in single combat as a distraction.
Tank Monster looks askance of Wave and puts him on the ground fast and brutally, bouncing him several times before he lays still. Next he begin stomp the ground and forcing Underoe to the surface and laying the smackdown on his tail until he lays still like his brother. All of this going as Caiman Chaos has Queen's "Hammer to fall" followed by Shinedown's "Devour".
Dragon Fist uses her meteor punch attack to take down Netter and Trident in a flurry of punches and kicks. Netter tries to capture Dragon Fist in his net for Trident to stab with his trident but she is too fast for him as she seems to be almost every where at once. Her hair gets very spiky like the attempt at making a do like a crown that made Pink Power famous and led many to mockingly call her "Princess" which she took umbrage.
Squall keeps himself airborne throughout the fight but doesn't help matters much against a super flying kick from Dragon Fist delivered with Tank Monster's help. In his fall to the ground he falls into Tank Monster's grasp after which the bear slams the shark the rest of the way with authority which nearly cracks his skull as he loses consciousness. Caiman Chaos sighs and adds another hash mark to the total.
"Way too easy," Caiman Chaos grumps. "I don't think either of you actually broke a sweat."
"Next challenge, Caiman Chaos," Tank Monster growls, "Or concede!"
"NEVER!!" Caiman Chaos yells. "I just need to conceive something harder." The he looks at Kaleidoscope. "I have it, let's have a friendly volleyball match."
Caiman Chaos snaps his fingers and shadow clones of Dragon Fist and Tank Monster as Kaleidoscope becomes a living volley ball. Dragon fist and Tank Monster face off against themselves as Kaleidoscope gets abused something fierce as she gets hit back and forth. The clones vanish when the originals win and Kaleidoscope poofs back in the cage with a goofy smile on her face.
"And they call my twisted?" Caiman Chaos says incredulously as Kaleidoscope feels the need to light a cigarette while the little monster scratches another hash mark in the air.
"We're super heroes," Dragon Fists jests in explanation. "Don't get crabby on us."
"Now that's an idea," Caiman Chaos giggles as giant crabs, four of them crawl up from the sand.
"D'oh!" Dragon Fist yells as she face palms.
"You get used to it," Tank Monster sighs.
People scatter to get out of the way of the crabs as they look at the furs as potential meals on the hoof. Caiman Chaos grins at the mayhem he's causing as Tank Monster and Dragon Fist work together to take down all four crabs. They pile the pieces in a pile as some folks break out the grills and start cooking the crab pieces before the magic fades as Caiman Chaos reluctantly records hash mark number four.
"Anything else to lob at us?!?" A Billy goat griller yells mockingly at Caiman Chaos.
"Some lobster would be nice! " A pig probes.
"And so your doom has been requested!!" Caiman Chaos yells angrily as titanic lobsters, five of them, march out of the surf.
"You're entertaining the crows," Tank Monster jokes mockingly. "Good imp!"
Somebody on the beach starts to play Disturbed's "Indestructible" as the bears dismantle the lobsters in record time. Caiman Chaos is on the verge of tears as he records the fifth hash mark. Then a young wolf pup walks by with a copy of a book entitled "Sea Monsters" with a kronosaurus on the cover and Caiman Chaos is inspired once again as he steals the boy's book.
"Hear the plea of this immortal!" Caiman Chaos cries and points to the oceanic and prehistoric crocodile. "Send this creature through the portal!"
"Shell did say your Cavernous Rover could drive on water right? Dragon Fist asks desperately.
"Yea, let's test that," Tank Monster says in response.
"Oh, this should be good," Caiman Chaos says and gives the book back to the pup but mystically creates a copy for himself. "Let's see what else is in here." The RV drives by on monster truck tires. "I see it and I still don't believe it!" Then it drives out to sea. "My, what a wonderful toy!"
A yacht in Bedlam Bay gets attacked by a tylosaurus but the badger and cow on board swim for their lives to the safety of the beach. Tank Monster and Dragon Fist drive after the monster and thanks to their equipment they can follow it to the bottom of the bay and battle it there. Mystically Caiman Chaos can watch the fight as the cameras on the RV record the encounter for the Sentinel's archives.
Undaunted by their success in slaying the sea monster, Caiman Chaos quickly summons another in the form of a bony helmeted fish from millions of years ago. Unfortunately for Caiman Chaos he didn't take into account the differences in atmospheric conditions as the bears help the ancient fish back into extinction. But he is far from disheartened as the eighth challenge is the Kraken itself.
Tentacles by the score are all the bears can see at first until the orbs of crimson malevolence make themselves known. Gnashing teeth are heard but not seen as an inky darkness separates the pair. Dragon Fist almost forgets she can breathe due to her equipment as she panics in the murk but is able to defend herself as Pink Power is yelling in her mind as to what she should be doing.
Tank Monster is just as frightened as Dragon Fist as the legends of the Kraken come to mind unbidden. Heck, he's seen it in action while he was a super villain and the memory of the incident still chills him. But after the momentary panic attack he refocuses and prepares to take the thing down.
Armed with his resolve, Tank Monster bits the tentacles and beats at them with his gauntlet studs. The Kraken grapples with him and that is a mistake as Tank Monster keeps it busy while Dragon Fist gathers energy for her blast. A kind of tug of war ensues as the Kraken tries to draw Tank Monster closer to bite him and he resists.
On the surface Caiman Chaos is watching in anticipation of the demise of the heroes with baited breath. Then there is a flash of light and the Kraken becomes a few hundred pounds of calamari. Caiman Chaos starts banging his head against a pier mooring in frustration as the two are besting everything he can come up with.
Caiman Chaos thinks to resurrect the creature under the sands of the beach thinking that this will give it an advantage for challenge number nine. He forgot though that among the tricks that Tank Monster has mastered in relation to his super strength is the Earthquake Stomp maneuver. The RV's stereo blares Twisted Sister's "We're not gonna take it" as Tank Monster does a stomping tap dance to destroy this version as well.
Still in a monster mash mood Caiman Chaos conjures up colossal ant lions for Tank Monster and Dragon Fist to deal with but is dismayed when they merely jump in and deal with the oversized insects. Atomically infused dinosaurs are more inspired as somebody starts playing the Blue Oyster Cult song appropriate to the challenge. The Tyrannosaurus Rex actually manages to eat Tank Monster but he fights his way out and kills the monster in the process.
Challenge number eleven begins as a mass of greenish gray toxic tar seeping up from the sands and looking like something out of the tales of Lovecraft and his circle of bizarre fiction author friends. Slowly it rises to a twenty foot tower that is vaguely humanoid in its general shape. Eye and mouths open and close at random intervals and locations up and down its form.
"You released Toxicity?" Tank Monster inquires incredulously. "This is a new low; even for you, Caiman Chaos!"
"Sticks and stones, my boy," Caiman Chaos rebuffs nonplussed. "You're not afraid of a little toxic waste are you?"
"I'll keep it busy while you prepare whatever you used on the dragon," Tank Monster whispers to Dragon Fist. "I don't want you anywhere near that thing for the sake of our child. Not that I'm not concerned about you, but you're a super hero, I know you can handle it."
"I hear you loud and clear," Dragon Fist whispers back in agreement, "how devastating a blast it will be against that thing I have no clue but I share your concern where our child is concerned."
"Hey, Ugly!" Tank Monster yells belligerently at Toxicity. "Who told you you could leave your room?"
Toxicity gurgles something akin to laughter as the bear sprints towards it. Dragon Fist goes into her energy gathering stance as Caiman Chaos narrows his gaze at her. But before he can do something to disrupt her Kaleidoscope grabs Caiman Chaos's tail and pulls him towards her.
Kaleidoscope services Caiman Chaos as Tank Monster and Toxicity do a dangerous dance. Caiman Chaos is nothing if not easily distracted and forgets about his challenge in favor of enjoying a good blow job. A smirk plays on Dragon Fist's muzzles as she notes what Kaleidoscope is doing to help out as best she can.
Somebody starts playing a "Kung Fu Fighting" cover by the Bugaroo Bonzai Band as Tank Monster throws sands into the torso of Toxicity knowing it will make the creature more solid to hit and act as a buffer to its powers radiating corrosion like an aura around it. The move has an added bonus of getting it to focus on him.
As Kung Fur Fighting starts to end Evanescence's "Bring Me to Life" replaces it. As an added touch Dragon Fist and Tank Monster perform the song as she completes the energy gathering. Toxicity's body chemistry allows it to fully absorb the beam as it bends around the creature.
While this is a defensive measure it focuses the divine purity of the beam into the thing. Toxicity is an embodiment of toxic waste and dark emotion in one gross package. Beams of light lance out of its body as it melts into the nothingness from whence it came as Jane Sibery's "It Can't Rain All the Time" starts to play.
Tank Monster and Dragon Fist embrace lovingly as Caiman Chaos wretches in disgust. The cage around Kaleidoscope starts to collapse inwards and threatens to ultimately crush her. Caiman Chaos laughs as if freeing his mistress is Michael's final challenge.
In a surprise move that partially regresses him to his villainous past persona Tank Monster grabs Caiman Chaos and throws him into the cage, knocking Kaleidoscope out in the process. Caiman Chaos smirks as the cage momentarily sends him hurtling into oblivion. He even applauds the move and grants him even more power.
Mike feels greater physicality as well as sudden insights into what he already knows as the sun begins to set. Karen wants to see what the RV can do now and practically demands they drive around Bedlam Bay. The request is easy enough to grant even if Karen spends a good portion of the trip getting hammered in an attempt to banish the aftertaste of caiman cock from her mouth.
As she's in the process of getting plastered a stray thought comes to her that she might get the taste of caiman cock banished from her tongue by sucking on bear cock. Kaleidoscope saunters into the cabin where Michael sits to drive the RV, unceremoniously gets on her knees and the pulls down his pants so she can perform fellatio. For his part Mike just while Yuri maneuvers Karen's ass so she can spank it easily.
Kaleidoscope for the most part takes little notice of the positioning except to give her rear more prominence as a target. Dragon Fist responds to this by smacking her bunny bum as hard as she can without doing permanent harm. Her fur turns bone white save for a set of black handprints where she got spanked to tease the panda.
Amused and annoyed, Dragon Fist spanks Kaleidoscope's ass cheeks were a set of bongo drums, Karen responds to this but reaching over to Mike's iPod and selects his Hawaiian music set to play as Martin Denny's "Quiet Village" starts to drift through the speakers. This move partially backfires when Les Baxter's "Busy Port" comes up next in the rotation.
"This reminds me," Dragon Fist says off handedly, "I've been meaning to take a leave of absence and visit family in Maui."
"With these tires I could probably drive to Hawaii if I wanted too," Tank Monster jokes but only partially, "And I think this thing is solar powered to boot."
"Next time either one of us meets with Shell we need to ask him," Dragon Fist says and gets a nod of agreement from Tank Monster. "How long Caiman Chaos effects last when he gets banished?"
"Usually go with him," Tank Monster says as all three se a plesiosaur stick its head out of the water. "Why do I get the feeling Doctor Chimera is up to hir old tricks again?"
"Isn't shi in prison?" Dragon Fist asks. "I'm calling Jamira."
"No signal," Tank Monster observes as the GPS goes out. "We're being jammed. I think we should check it out."
"No, thanks," Kaleidoscope says in a fearful tone, "I'd rather Jamira fuck me."
"That can be arranged," Jamira says as she enters through a side door then she looks at Mike, "Apparently the feds are doing experiments and would gather we stay out of the area. Shell got complaints. So he wants a report as soon as possible on the improvements he made to your RV."
"Alright back to the beach," Tank Monster concedes. "I just got my record cleared so there aren't any warrants out on my tails."
"With our luck," Dragon Fist grouses, "We'll get to deal with some meta hater who's ready to toss us in a fed pen 'in the interest of National Security' it he even perceive that you looked at him cross eyed."
Deep beneath the waves in a domed laboratory a twisted hybrid watches the heroes leave on a monitor. Shi looks like a frilled lizard with goat horns and a pair of feathered wings in a lab coat and in the other clothing of the uniform of a mad scientist. Restrained behind hir is a naked chameleon.
"Fortunately for you, Impostor," Doctor Chimera says with dark mirth, "My sister values your continued existence and led Demolition and the other fools out of my proving grounds."
"And exactly what are you testing?" Impostor inquires snidely. "You're better known as a geneticist than anything else." You made yourself what you are now in more ways than one."
"Cute, "Doctor Chimera admits, "but it won't work, as charming a devil as you are, I know better." Shi caresses his body with a lustful smirk. "But still this is an opportunity I don't get very often."
Chimera strips herself nude as shi fondles his scrotum to get him hard. At first Impostor wonder where hir dick is as hir front has only female characteristics, but then he notices her tail with its bulbous terminus. Doctor Chimera waves hir cock tail behind hir as he guides Impostor's member inside of hir where hir inner walls caress and squeeze his tool.
Reptile tongues mingle as Chimera kisses Impostor passionately. Then her cock tail tucks between hir legs so as to penetrate his tail hole. Impostor can do little more than as he finds himself sexually assaulted; violated as Chimera encourages his hips to buck and grind so as the fuck hir the best he can.
Impostor is enjoying himself for the most part. The feeling of him penetrating while being penetrated is strange but rarer than actually being foreign. Doctor Chimera guides Impostor muzzle to her tits and he licks and suckles hir unbidden.
Chimera holds her climax until after Impostor shoots his loads within hir. Shi also feeds Impostor a milky substance from hir breasts. While he hangs there spent, Chimera smirks and punches a code that teleports him home.
Rainbow Serpent finds Impostor in the ladies shower as a female chameleon. Shi hugs her from behind as the lizard silently sobs. She spreads her legs and lifts her tail for hir to penetrate her like they've done so many times in the past.
Impostor and Rainbow Serpent kiss passionately as Impostor fondles Jamira unbidden. Shi inserts hir phallus past the lips of her labia towards the womb inside. Doctor Chimera's surprise begins to act as the two heroes get intimate with each other.
Jsmira has hir flexible friend back but he has been altered by the mad geneticist in such a way that the trap laid was keyed for a single individual. When Impostor drunk of Chimera's milk and felt hir cum squirt into his large intestine and got absorbed he became the carrier of a designer retro virus enters its designated target through the exchange at sexual fluids.
While Impostor and Rainbow Serpent are having their time together Dragon Fist visits with Goalie and Stretcher Truth as Kaleidoscope has some time alone with Tank Monster to make sure the visit is undisturbed. Goalie and Stretcher Truth are at play themselves when a slightly miffed Dragon Fist joins them to discuss the move they pulled earlier with an air of disapproval about her. Dragon Fist is concerned that they told him they were taking a turn with him as Dragon Fist is quite adamant about keeping Tank Monster in the dark as she doesn't want him getting too big of a head and consider them his harem even if the other three are quite content with that sort of arrangement.
Kaleidoscope turns numerous shades of pink with hearts over her eyes and actual words "Luv Bunny" down her sides and "Insert Cock Here" above with an arrow pointing down at her pussy. Tank Monster is semi-amused as he licks and suckles at Karen's tits. For her part she lets Mike do what he wants and moans appreciatively as he does so as a sign of how much she has been aching for an intimate moment of just the two of them.
Tank Monster smirks as he feels his member get harder and thinks about the size differential between them as the bunny is only four feet eight inches to his even ten feet tall. Karen notes that his private parts grew with him as her vagina practically drools in anticipation. Rainbow Serpent is long and thick but Tank Monster fills her better and to Kaleidoscope's mind doesn't have the attitude that he's entitled to stick his poker in her love box.
Before Michael can insert himself inside of Karen, she sets up the bondage swing that she snuck in under War Horse's nose to the bedroom that the three of them share. She climbs in and spreads herself before Michael takes her easily. Karen moans in ecstasy as Mike takes her slowly but surely at first and getting faster later.
"Hi, Yuri!" Stretcher Truth calls as she elongates her clitoris to fuck Arial.
"Just for my edification," Yuri asks. "When the two of you were having fun with Mike how did you phrase it?"
"We said we were taking a turn," Goalie says then smacks her head. "D'oh! Sorry, Yuri, slip of the tongue."
"Karen said something similar," Dragon Fists says with a frown. "We have to watch it. Mike is too modest to think harem and I'd like to keep it that way."
"Is Karen getting her turn now? Stretcher Truth asks with a smirk. "I hear you had a beaching time today."
"Please, Stretch," Yuri says, "Don't remind me. By the way, where is Seer? I'm kind of looking for some info about the Caiman Chaos guy."
"He was in the meditation chamber," Goalie offers. "But you know how he gets when he's in there."
"Yeah, well," Yuri says as she rolls her eyes. "I'm going to be disturbing him for this."
Dragon Fist makes her way to a softly lit room in the roof of the base. The room is domed with a sky light at its apex an on a large fountain shaped like a lotus flower in full bloom in is center. Sitting in the main bloom completely naked is William "Seer" Lee.
The sexless monkey looks to be in deep meditation or asleep as Bill long ago took over this space as his own with most of his visions coming to him while he relaxes here. He also uses the place to rest his body as practices astral projection, but he is just now coming back to his body when Yuri walks in.
<Enter O seeker of knowledge!> Seer sends to Dragon Fist's mind telepathically with a sarcastic tm to his mental voice.
"Thanks, Billy Lee," Yuri shouts back just as sarcastically.
<Fair enough,> Seer returns as he finds that nickname annoying. <I did catch some of your ordeal at South Beach. I take it you have some questions?>
"Yeah, do you know what the deal is with Caiman Chaos?" Dragon Fist asks seriously.
<Caiman Chaos is something often referred to as a cosmic imp,> Seer telepathically reports. <Tremendous power wielded with boundless immaturity. Mortals ate eternally caught up in their games made only to amuse themselves.>
"They have no oversight?" Yuri asks.
<Why do you thing they target us?> Bill returns.
"How soon till Caiman Chaos returns?" Yuri ask ruefully.
<Not for a few months to a year,> Bill answers. <He's from another dimension or reality and the window for him to appear on our world's stage opens somewhat randomly. But I assure you, he's watching now. I take it that he's keyed himself to Michael?>
"Yeah, right now he's fucking Karen." Yuri reports.
<OK, so right now he's probably masturbating,> Seer sends smarmily. <Or doing whatever things like him do for stimulation.>
Karen lies in Michael's arms as he lays down on their bed nibbling at her nipples as Yuri walks in completely nude. Tank Monster reaches up and caresses Dragon Fist's leg to which she smiles and kneels before him. The bears kiss as the bunny dozes in a sexual stupor of saturation.
"You tired her out?" Yuri asks with a smirk. "She's been waiting for you to play with her."
"There was a lot of activity before hand," Michael concedes as "Love this Way" by Eden's Crush stats to play. "How are you doing?"
"Alright, I guess," Yuri says with a shrug of her shoulders as she climbs into bed on the other side of him. "Caiman Chaos still bugs me but I really can't understand how something so childish can be so powerful." She then partially raises herself to watch Karen drift deeper into sleep. "Then again I have an example of a powerful fool in front of me. For all she can do..."
"And not me?" Michael asks pointedly.
"No, even when you were a villain," Yuri explains, "You were efficient, jolly at times but your never paused a fight to comb your hair or tell a random joke."
"Or check my financial portfolio," Michael prompts to which Yuri gives him a look that begs explanation. "Bull Stock would delay some decisions to check his financial status during a battle. Granted, he kept himself well insulated against his own illicit dealings..."
"I want you to meet my parents at some point," Yuri says as she nuzzles him. "Do you have any family?"
"My dad is in construction but we don't talk," Mike admits. "He disowned me years ago."
"A firm called O'Connor construction just moved in last week," Yuri says. "Any relation?"
"Could be," Mike says, "Do we know who's the head of it?"
"Sean O'Connor," Yuri responds, "I saw him at a job a day or two ago, he looks younger than you."
"My younger brother's name is Sean," Mike admits. "I'll do some digging."
"Later, please," Yuri pleads. "Right now I want some quality time with you."
"Sounds like a plan," Michael says as they snuggle. "But I am starting to get sleepy."
"I don't mind sleeping on it if we do it together," Yuri says as she yawns. "I think today may have been longer than I thought."
"Get some rest, Yuri," Mike practically orders. "We can discuss this further in the morning."
"OK," Yuri says as she starts to drift off to sleep.
Michael has a huge grin on his face as he is flanked by two gorgeous females as he drifts into dreamland.