Yiff Limericks, beacause I can.
Yiff Limericks, by the only person on this site who is odd enough to actually do them because someone made a comment on one of his other poems and who thinks that justifies the fact that he is doing them right now.
There was a nice fox on the beach,
who was currently humping a sheep.
Said the fox to the sheep
"Shall we go on or leave?"
So they went on humping on the beach.
One day in the month of July
a large dragon was up in the sky
and he saw as he passed
a fair maiden he grasped
and he humped her so high in the sky.
Wow. These are hard. And that is also what she said.
After pulling his dick out of her
the big doberman had to be sure.
Was his motion of grace
filling her in that place
was as good to him as was to her.
With a sigh and a tug and a sweat
he ejaculated as he let
her suck longer on him
as this was his great whim
so his pleasure from her did she let.
Gosh. I may go down in Yiff history as the first limerick furry. I can still do a few more.
In a place that is not very real
the Chocobo mounted the female.
With a "Wark!" and a "Kweh!"
They both had sex that day
And their offspring was actually pale.
A young colt and a virginal mare
looked around and then exchanged a stare.
So he mounted the girl
and he humped with a...swirl?
And the two were unable to stare.
Nah. I'm out. That's enough for today. I'm too tired to go on. If someone paws off to this, then you have a better imagination than Terry Gilliam. Man, gravity sucks.