Making New Friends 3

Story by ArmadilloZero on SoFurry

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#4 of Magic Minions

Part 3 of the sequel. Life as a minion can get weird sometimes.


In the morning, Trent is woken up to the sight of Z's smiling black dog face hovering over him. Trent says, "Stop doing that." Z lowers his ears and says, "Sorry master. There is so much I want to tell you!" Trent pushes Z away and says, "Go brush your teeth first." Z hops off the bed and Trent sees the frowning Tasmanian Devil, Thorn, laying on the other side of the bed staring at the ceiling. Trent asks, "Something wrong?"

Thorn replies, "Besides the part where I betrayed someone who was nothing but nice to me?" Trent replies, "Marcus told me everything last night. Tank and Cobalt are not nice people." Thorn says, "I guess I knew that, but wanted to ignore the facts because they called me their friend." Trent consoles by saying, "I'm sure you will have the chance to make lots of friends." Thorn turns to look at Trent with a smile. Thorn says, "I got to bang a Kangaroo and feel inside her pouch." Trent laughs and asks, "What does that feel like?" Thorn holds his hand in front of him and replies, "It felt like a reverse ballsack." Trent rolls with laughter.

He reaches over to pat Thorn's shoulder and asks, "Of all the stuff you could have stolen, why did you steal so much porn?" Thorn is kind of embarrassed and says, "It's strictly for research purposes only." With a knowing smile Trent nods and replies, "I put the 'research material' in your room. I've been reading through the rest of the stuff and it's very interesting. I found a partial map of the labyrinth and it stretches on for several kilometers. The game you're playing to find the key is fruitless. The key you're looking for is hidden in the center of the spool of yarn." Thorn facepalms and says, "Of course. Right under my nose."

With a groan, Thorn gets up from the bed. Trent follows him into the summoning room and Thorn carefully opens the chest. He reaches in and grabs the spool. Holding it with one hand, he starts yanking the thread to unspool it on the floor. Trent watches with a smile as Thorn does this for a full minute. In frustration, Thorn looks at the massive pile of yarn on the floor. The spool doesn't look any less full. Thorn asks the obvious question. "It's magically infinite?" Trent nods.

Thorn thinks for a second and says, "Got a knife?" Trent walks over to his desk and hands Thorn an ornate dagger. With determination. Thorn digs the knife into the spool and cuts the threads. The spool explodes into a pile of yarn burying Thorn. Trent laughs as Thorn pushes his way out from under the pile of short strings. The yarn is clinging all over Thorn's fur. With rage, Thorn throws the spool against the wooden floor and it breaks with a clatter. A metal key can be heard rattling across the floor. With his eyes wide, Thorn scrambles to grab the key and quickly unlocks the ring that has been weighing his balls down.

Trent says, "Now, if you're done making a mess, clean this up." Trent walks around the piles of string and goes to talk with Z. Looking around at the yarn, Thorn decides the laziest way to clean it up and pops open the chest. After being left alone, Thorn is surprised when the tentacles grab him. He struggles and looks across the room to the golden ring that has been protecting him. Thorn sighs and leans into the chest to be taken.

The tentacles caress his body and he lays there with indifference. One pokes at his anus and Thorn lays still like a dead body. The tentacles try to stroke his sheath but Thorn just doesn't have it in him to get an erection. The tentacles get angry at nothing happening. Thorn says, "I figured out your game. Can we do this some other time? I have been through a lot of stuff lately." Ken gives up and roughly ejects Thorn out of the box to slam the lid. Thorn lays on the floor for a minute before going to his room to untie the yarn from his bed leg. He returns to the summoning room and pulls the yarn out of the trunks maze. Once he finds the end, Thorn begins the task of rolling the yarn into a ball.

Z and Trent sit in the livingroom and discuss the events of the minotaur party. Marcus sits quietly and listens to the story. Trent says, "I guess you did the right thing, but what are we supposed to do with someone who has been missing since 1984?" Z suggests, "We could portal him to the other side of the country? He'll never be able to find his way back here. Even if he told anyone where he was for the last 35 years they won't believe him." Marcus has a look of panic. Trent thinks and says, "That's a good option. What else do we have?" Z says, "You could adopt him and transform him into your minion since he doesn't have anywhere to go." Trent looks Marcus up and down, "That's a good option but where would he sleep?" With excitement Z says, "We can put bunk beds in my room!"

Trent rubs his forehead and asks Marcus, "Okay those are my two best options. Which one will it be?" Marcus looks at his hands and says, "Can't I just stay here without being your minion." Trent replies, "No. The minion contract ensures that you will be loyal to me. I don't want to have to worry about you revealing our secrets to the outside world." Marcus exclaims, "This is just trading being one person's slave for another." Z replies, "I'm not Master's slave. He doesn't hurt me or force me to do anything." Trent reassures Marcus, "I give Z free reign to spend his time how he wants when I don't need to borrow his magical power." Z says, "I just thought of a third option. We could return him to Tank." Marcus looks at Z in panic and asks, "I'll do it, but do I get to pick what I get transformed into?"

Laying a hand on Z's neck, Trent says, "With magic there is no telling. Most people get turned into what their subconscious desires." Z giggles and asks, "What do you think Thorn desired? He got a four inch peepee." Trent chuckles and says, "He's short and muscular. I'm sure it's normal sized for his species." Z asks, "Grim called him a New Australian. Know anything about that?" Trent shrugs and Marcus answers, "It's a place on the other side of that world. It has all the animals I remember from this Australia but walking upright and talking." Z asks, "What about that sexy wolf I screwed? He said he was from the Barfnow tribe?"

Marcus thinks for a moment and answers, "StonePaw of the Baranow tribe. From what I could tell, a Indian chief from a tribe in the north." Z says, "Great! Now I can cross two things off my fuck-it list. A wolf and a political figure. Trent can you print out some of those pictures I took? I want to put them on my wall," Trent laughs and replies, "Okay. Marcus, let's go into my summoning room."

They leave the living room and find Thorn sitting in the corner, rolling up a giant ball of yarn. Z pushes the chest out of the way and sits on it to watch. Trent points to the pentagram on the floor and says, "Take off your clothes and read from the book." Thorn looks up from winding the yarn to watch what it's like from the other side of things.

The spell goes the same as the last two times Trent did it. Marcus starts transforming and his hair starts to disappear. His skin turns red and horns sprout from his head. A muzzle pushes out and his teeth turn into fangs. His genitals pull into his body and he grows a broad tail. The red skin divides into tiny armor plated scales. His eyes turn yellow with thin slits. Marcus runs a hand over his smooth crotch and says, "Well isn't that nice?" A hard white spike grows from his tail tip and Marcus taps it on the floor experimentally. He reaches the tail between his legs and holds it.

The transformation is complete and Marcus asks, "How do I look?" Z answers, "Like a badass!" Thorn says, "You look like a manly version of that blue sissy I beat up the other day." Trent looks him over and says, "I like it. Lizardmen are low maintenance. Z begs me to brush his fur everyday." Trent thinks for a second and says, "Let's call you Argus. It sounds like Marcus, so you should get used to it fast. If anyone asks, you don't know who Marcus is. Now let's go see about that bunk bed. I know where I can find one. Everyone hold hands!"

The trio of minions hold hands and Argus looks up at Thorn. Being only 4 feet tall is going to take some getting used to. Thorn looks back at him with a smug smile while thinking, 'I thought I had it bad when I shrunk to five feet tall.' Thorn looks lower at the slit and thinks, 'I bet his dick will look huge in proportion to his body though.'

Trent uses their powers to easily summon a portal to Stephanie's house. Trent orders, "Grab that chest and let's go." Thorn exclaims, "But I just got done stealing it." Trent waves a hand and asks, "Why would we need two of them? Just grab it." Z quickly says, "Not it!" With a grumble Thorn and Argus heft the chest up to carry it through the portal.

The group steps out from the garden shed beside Stephanie's house and walk around front. Argus drops his side of the chest and yells. "What are we doing back here!" Z calms him by saying, "Look around. Does this look like the same version of the mansion you lived in?"

The panic slowly goes away as Argus takes in the details. The shrubbery is different and all the tiny details are different. The stocks where he spent time when he was young and disobedient aren't there any more. Everything is different but the house is still the same. With caution, Argus picks up his end of the chest and they continue on the path to the front door. At the door, Trent turns to Thorn and Argus to say, "I need you two on your best behavior. This is Stephanie's home and we are welcome guests here. Thorn, I know this is going to be weird for you after you just got done stealing stuff here, so when you see that blue lizard just apologize."

Thorn and Argus nod in agreement. Trent brushes the dog hair off his shirt and then rings the bell. A speaker beside the door crackles and a male voice says, "State the nature of your unscheduled visit." Trent says, "Hello, it's me, Trent Keller. I came to return something I borrowed the other day." The door opens and the blue lizardman from the other day lets them inside. Thorn gives a smile at him and says, "No hard feelings buddy? It's all part of the game." Trent walks into the foyer and asks, "Blue, where's Stephanie?" Blue timidly replies, "She's in the grand hall, sir." Trent smiles and replies, "Good, I know the way. This is Argus. Why don't you two carry the chest back to the library. You can talk about lizard things or whatever, on the way."

Thorn hands off his end of the chest to Blue and the little blue lizardman directs them down the hall. Trent, Thorn, and Z head off to the grand hall. They spot Stephanie watching two minions play an intense game of chess. Grim the Green Skulldog looks up from the game and says, "Well if it isn't Trent and his klepto minions!" Fang the Tiger turns around in his chair. He scowls at Z and Thorn. Stephanie greets them like the expert host that she is, "To what do I owe the pleasure Mr Keller?"

Trent takes her offered hand and shakes it. He says, "I came to give you the chest we stole." Grim laughs and says, "Which one?" Stephanie takes her red painted fingernail and presses it to the side of his skull until he is facing back to the chess game." She politely asks, "The one you stole from my library, or Tank's?" Trent says, "Tank's of course. The one we stole from you, belongs to me now. I sent my other minion with Blue to put it back." Stephanie nods and looks at Thorn standing behind Trent. She walks up to him and runs a finger across the white V on his chest. She says, "I never liked Tank. I suppose you did us a favor cutting him off."

Trent pulls out the camera from his pocket and says, "You gotta see the pictures Z took of his house though." Stephanie leads Trent out of the room. The chess game continues for several moves until Grim calls, "Checkmate" while moving a piece on the board. Fang swipes all the chess pieces to the floor and storms off. Grim takes a satisfied breath and looks over the duo to say, "Everything turned out okay in the end. We're in the clear and he's wasting his effort searching the countryside. Smart thinking stealing his map too. He wouldn't even know how to find the portal that leads to his chest even if he found someone else who had one."

Not knowing what else needs said, Z asks, "Did Cobalt like the present I got him?" Grim answers, "He loved it, until Tank smashed it in a rage when he found out what you did." Z frowns and says, "It's the thought that counts." Thorn says, "Well, now I'm not gonna return the books i borrowed from him." Grim consoles Z by saying, "Don't worry I fixed it with magic when Tank wasn't looking, and Cobalt hid it in his room. I don't think Cobalt is really that bad of a kid. He's kind of slow and just goes along with what his older brother says."

Thorn asks, "You used to be human right? Why didn't you try to save Marcus?" Grim crosses his arms and replies, "Getting involved in interdimensional politics is frowned upon by Master Stephanie. My hands were tied." Thorn exhales and says, "I guess even the 'God of Death' has limits to what he's allowed to do."

Argus and Blue carry the chest down a long hall, they make a turn and Argus asks, "I'm new to being a lizardman, got any tips i should know?" Blue thinks for a second and says, "Keep your slit clean and use a clear coat nail polish to keep your claws looking nice." They enter the library and set the chest down. Argus sits on it and looks around in amazement. Blue says, "You're pretty good looking for a lizard man. The horns on your head are a nice touch. I'm jealous I don't have any." Argus runs a hand over Blues smooth head and says, "You're not so bad yourself." Blue's heart flutters at having someone to connect with. He was abused by his former master and then his new boss Fang for too long.

Ember the Fox enters the library holding a stack of books. She smiles as she sees Blue sharing an intimate touch with a fellow lizardman. She sets the books on a table and says, "You two make a cute couple. I'm sure you would make beautiful purple and pink babies." Blue and Argus chuckle at the thought. Ember looks over Argus and says, "Never seen you before. Who's your master?" Argus replies, "Tan... I mean Trent." Blue smiles and says, "Ember, this is Argus. He's new." Ember starts to reshelve the books and says, "I heard Grim's story about what Trent's minions did for that human. That was very brave of them. Even if that makes them the most wanted fugitives." Argus smiles in appreciation at being freed after so long. Blue caresses Argus and says, "I'm sure Trent is waiting. Let's go see what they are up to."

Back in the grand hall, Z is demonstrating Grim's powers. He holds the eye stone and writes in the circle. The letters glow and then Z presses his palm to the circle. With amazement Thorn watches a cake rise out of the table. Z grabs the cake plate and takes huge a bite out of the corner of the cake. Grim says, "You still have the same table manners as always." Z holds the stone out for Thorn and says with his mouth full, "Try it! Anything you would like."

Not sure how this will go, Thorn repeats the process he saw. Inside the circle he writes 'alcohol'. Z smiles at the rookie mistake of being too vague. Grim twists his own magic out of the air to press his hand on the circle. The circle darkens and a serving tray with a green glowing unmarked glass jug rises from the table. Thorn exclaims, "That isn't what I ordered at all." Grim grabs the jug and uncorks it. He pours some past his bare fangs and swallows. Grim holds the jug out to Thorn and says, "Magic is funny like that. It sometimes doesn't give you what you want, it gives you what you need." Z asks, "Is that what I think it is?" Grim's green eye glows brighter in his skull as he gives the jug a shake at Thorn.

Not wanting to be an ungracious guest, Thorn trades the eye for the jug. Z gives a worried look as Thorn holds the bottle to his muzzle and tips some back. Thorn tries to ignore the burn as he takes a swallow. He gasps out as the burn intensifies. He holds the jug out to Z and Z refuses. Thorn's brown eyes glow orange as the magic infused moonshine supercharges his power.

Thorn looks around the room in panic as everything changes. Ghostly shapes move around the large empty room. He looks back at Grim to see an old naked african man with bloody empty eye sockets. Grim says, "Just relax. The adrenaline from panic will only make the visions blurry." Thorn looks at Z to see a tall chubby 35 year old human. Thorn asks, "What is happening?" Grim replies, "Transdimensional misalignment."

Grim grabs the jug to take another drink and holds it out to Thorn. Grim says, "Another swig should do it for you." Z says, "It's kind of early to be getting shitfaced isn't it?" Thorn takes the drink and the ghosts focus into figures walking around the room doing things. With surprise, Thorn sees the figure of Tank. He is waving his arms yelling at someone. Thorn stands up from his seat at the table and walks over to stand in front of the large bull. Thorn presses his hand into the bull's ghost and the bull unconsciously scratches the spot on his chest while his figure continues his tirade.

Thorn asks, "What am I supposed to do?" Grim guesses, "Talk to him." Thorn looks at the figure and says, "I'm sorry we had to steal your box. We could have been good friends if circumstances were different." Tank's ghost pauses and looks around as if he heard him. Tank turns to walk out of the room.

Feeling better at getting that off his chest, he turns back to the two naked humans and asks, "Why do you two look like that?" Z says, "This is who we used to be." Thorn looks at his hand and didn't realize it looked human again. Grim says, "Those tattoos are very interesting." Thorn looks at his naked body and says, "At least my seven inch cock is back. Got anything to fix the four incher I'm stuck with now?" Grim laughs and replies, "That magic is a little too advanced to do while drunk. You should get a feel for magic before you start altering your body. You could end up like Z's friend Stitch. That poor cat is all mismatched."

Blue and Argus return from the library. Argus sees Grim and gets down on his knees. Grim looks at Argus to say, "You're looking none the worse for wear Marcus." Argus looks up in panic. Thorn sees Blue and Argus's true form and says, "His name is now Argus and we were supposed to keep that a secret." Grim says, "Sorry. Don't worry, this can be our little secret. Right Blue?" Blue looks at Argus and says, "You were the human they saved?" Argus replies, "Yeah, I didn't have much else going on for me after I got back to Earth, so I figured being a magical minion is better than not being able to tell anyone were I have been for the last 35 years."

Grim says, "You can stand up. I'm not really the god of death. I just look like this because I got my face melted off in an accident." Grim points to the chair across the table and says, "Pull up a seat buddy." Argus stands up to walk to the chair and threads his thick tail through the back to sit down. He avoids looking at Grim's skull face.

Z smiles and asks, "Are you two best lizard friends now?" Blue picks up the chess pieces off the floor and says, "Might as well be. How did the chess game go with Fang?" Grim snickers and replies, "I let him think he was winning until the very end." Grim notices Argus's discomfort and says, "I'm not such a scary guy once you get to know me. Would it help you if I covered up my skull?" Argus nods his head while looking away. Grim says to Blue, "Go fetch the mask you were working on." With excitement to show off his work, Blue gets up and quickly walks off.

Stephanie and Trent return to the room. Stephanie exclaims, "Hello there little fella!" Trent introduces Argus to Stephanie and she runs a hand over his smooth scales very intimately. Trent sees the glowing jug on the table and says, "A bit early to be having some fun?" Thorn drunkenly slurs, "Cut us some slack. It has been a strange week."

Blue returns holding a floppy green furred mask. Stephanie watches with a smile as Grim pulls it over his head. It fits snugly against his skull and looks like a poorly made halloween costume. Blue laughs and teases, "It's better than looking at that skull of yours." Stephanie says, "It was a valiant attempt Blue." Z says, "I think I could give you some tips on giving it another try." Thorn is staring off across the room at imaginary figures and asks, "Couldn't you just use magic to make one?" Z says, "That's cheating." Grim suggests, "We got loads of scrap material in the sewing room. Let's have a contest to see who can make the best one."

Z asks, "Master, may I please spend the night?" With a smile, Trent asks Stephanie, "Do you mind if my minions spend the night?" She returns the smile and replies, "Minion slumber parties are always fun. I'll make sure the boys don't get up to too much trouble." Trent asks, "Argus, Thorn, you want to stay the night too?" Thorn watches a ghost pass through Trent and answers, "Sure." Argus looks at Blue and nods vigorously.

With another smile Trent says, "Okay guys. Time for some heavy lifting." Trent leads his minions to a storage room and Thorn drunkenly stumbles after them swerving to avoid floating monsters and phantoms. They carry off a disassembled bunk bed frame. Trent opens a portal in the library and orders, "Put it in Z's room. I'll let you guys put it together when you get back." Trent waves goodbye to his friend Stephanie and hopes his minions are on their best behaviour.

Blue leads Argus off to somewhere quiet for them to get to know each other. Thorn follows around a hallucination and gets lost in the mansion. Z and Grim reach the sewing room and find themselves alone. Grim pulls off the poorly made skull cover and says, "I guess it's just you and me then."

Z shrugs and boasts, "I know I can do a better job than Blue. We'll have you looking presentable in no time at all." Grim says, "I like my poker face." Z asks, "Don't you like having cheeks and ears? Those are very useful things to have." Z gives a smile and shakes his ears. Grim says, "I suppose. But I'll only be wearing it on special occasions." Z starts measuring Grim's skull and gets to work.

In the men's dorm room, Blue and Argus look over Konsui the boar. His obese pig body breathes slowly. Argus says, "What's his deal?" Blue grabs Konsui's arm and brushes back the brown fur to reveal a tattoo of an empty energy gauge. Blue explains, "His body is screwed up and doesn't absorb magic like it's supposed to. He sleeps all day long, unless someone gives him a charge."

Blue curls his tail around and sits back against the sleeping boar. Blue pats the spot beside him and says, "He doesn't mind if I cuddle up to him to keep warm at night." Argus is unsure as he joins Blue to use the boarman's big belly as a pillow.

With a hand, Blue idly fondles the fur as he chats with Argus. The longer they talk the more comfortable they get on the boar. After half an hour, Blue climbs to sit on Konsui's belly and asks, "Want to have some fun?" Argus is unsure and says, "What kind of fun?" Blue replies, "The sex kind of fun."

Argus says, "I need to ask Master's permission first." Blue laughs and replies, "We're not slaves like you used to be. We can do what we want as long as we get our assigned work done." Blue grabs Argus and pulls him up to straddle the boars belly as well. Blue licks his red tongue against the side of Argus's muzzle. Argus grins and sticks out his own tongue. Blue laughs and says, "I just noticed. You have a blue tongue! It's like we were made for each other."

The pair of lizardmen experiment with kissing for a few minutes as they grind their slits against Konsui. Blue looks down and asks, "I wonder if you have a blue cock as well?" Argus looks at his slit and wonders as well. Blue slides down Konsui's belly and has his slit pressed against the boar's sheath. Blue reaches his red tongue towards Argus's slit and gives a few playful licks.

It feels weird for Argus to do things of his own free will. Anytime he has ever had sex, it was because Tank ordered him to do it. The stimulation of the warm boar against his legs and the tongue poking at his slit causes Marcus to quickly get a blue erection. Blue wraps his tongue around the blue cock. Argus can only pant in joy at the feeling on his new cock.

Konsui's breathing quickens and Argus looks at Blue in panic. Blue pulls his tongue back and says, "He can feel the release of magic. Just be sure to jizz directly into his fur." Argus exclaims, "What? On to his fur! My old master would hurt me if I ever did that." Blue reaches down and gives the boar's sheath a few pumps. Blue smiles and says, "Don't worry, it's not the most efficient way to charge him up, but it should give him a couple hours of consciousness without the risk of draining us dry and making us pass out." Argus decides that this strange game they are playing is fun and he lets the blue lizard get back to work.

Back in the hallway, Thorn realizes that he was following the wrong people as they ghost through a closed door. He looks around and decides to see what was in the room. He opens the door and sees a room full of bunk beds. In the middle of the room at a table, a good looking naked chinese woman looks up from piles of paperwork to see him. She smiles and says, "Hello there cutie. Where did you come from?" Thorn tries to remember she was probably a minion and drunkenly says, "I was having a drink with the skulldog and accidentally followed a phantom in here."

The woman runs a hand across her breast and looks at the cute tasmanian devil's glowing orange eyes. She realizes he can't really see her and says, "Drinking that crap will melt your face off like it did Grim's. Come inside and have a seat." Thorn walks through the door and stares at the lack of a ceiling in horror. It goes up hundreds of feet and is criss crossed with thick spider webs. She notices him staring up and asks, "Are you starting to hallucinate?" Thorn replies, "Maybe? How high is the ceiling in here?" She looks up at the ceiling and answers, "Just your average 12' ceiling."

The woman pushes the paperwork away and decides to entertain the drunk devil. She stands up to walk across the room and Thorn just stares at her human tits. She wraps her hand around Thorn's shoulders and says, "My name is Ivory. What's yours?" Thorn forgets his new name and says, "Brian." She looks at him and asks, "What kind of codename is that for a minion? Thorn takes a gasp and says, "No no no, my name is Thorn now."

Ivory smiles at the drunken mistake. She seductively runs a hand across his chest fur and suggests, "Since we're on a first name basis. Why don't you help me take my mind off my problems? Not even magic can fix bureaucracy." Thorn tries not to look at the ceiling and drunkenly smiles back at her. She runs a hand over his sheath and Thorn has no problem getting an erection while looking at her titties.

With a frown Thorn remembers his four inch cock. He quickly covers his crotch and says, "I have an embarrassing problem though." Ivory saw the small penis and says, "Oh, don't worry about that. I know just the thing to make you feel better." She sits him down on the floor and says, "Just stay right there while i get some things ready." Thorn watches in excitement as she bends over a chest at the foot of a bunk bed and gives Thorn a great view of her ass and vagina. She looks back at Thorn as he stares intently at her lady parts.

Finally, Ivory finds what she was looking for. She holds up a purple crystal. Thorn watches as she sets the crystal on the floor between them. She sits down and holds Thorns hands. The extra magic from the moonshine makes the spell easier for Ivory to cast. She says, "This spell is temporary so don't freak out or anything, okay?" Thorn feels the magic leave his body and the ceiling goes back to being a ceiling. He looks at the chinese woman and her body is grey and fuzzy. He blinks a few times to try to get his eyes to focus.

Ivory leans forward and presses the crystal to his head. Thorn know something is off when what he sees and what he feels doesn't line up. She kisses him on the lips and Thorn feels himself leaving his body. Thorn pulls himself back and notices he's looking at himself. He reaches for the reflection of himself and notices his arm is now grey. Thorn's body says, "That didn't hurt at all and it will give you a new perspective on things." Thorn crosses his eyes and looks at the big white horn dividing his vision. Ivory says, "Body swapping is so sexy." She runs a hand over her new tasmanian devil penis and says, "Let me show you that you don't need a huge cock to please a lady."

Thorn asks, "What am I now?" Ivory grabs Thorn's grey hands and pulls him into the bathroom. They look into the mirror and Thorn sees a chubby Rhino lady looking back at him. He feels his large breasts and asks, "This is only temporary, right?" Ivory runs her hand across her erect penis and answers, "Yes."

Thorn feels his grey hairless skin and Ivory runs a hand through her fur. She sees the tattoos under the fur and says, "You have tattoos? Please let me tidy up your body fur so you can show them off?" Thorn looks at his devil body and decides that he was probably going to experiment with that at one point anyway. With a nod he agrees.

With gusto Ivory claps her hands together and then quickly runs them over the black fur on her arms, chest, and belly. The areas she touched glow slightly and she turns her back to Thorn. It is weird to see his body look over at him and say, "Just spread the glowing part around to cover the back." Thorn complies and spreads the tickling glow around. She directs him to leave above the neck and below the waist alone. Thorn has an easy time with the white stripe above his body's tail being a natural divide. Ivory looks over the work on her tasmanian body and runs a finger through a few spots to clean up the dividing line.

Ivory walks over to the shower stall and closes the curtain. With a snap of her fingers, all the glowing fur fuses together and cuts off at the roots. She pulls off the Tasmanian Devil sweater and holds it up to admire the white V on the chest. She opens the shower curtain and Thorn gives a very girly gasp from the rhino body he is in. She smiles and says, "The satyr look is very trendy right now." Thorn looks over his very ripped muscular body and notices the tattoos look even better than he remembers. Thorn feels a wetness in his crotch and remembers he is in the rhino woman's body. He asks, "Is this what a lady boner feels like?"

She runs a hand across her smooth chest and feels the dividing line of fur pants. Ivory looks in the mirror and says, "I look great as you. Bend over the sink and let's fuck." Thorn feels slightly embarrassed to be talked to like that. She slaps his ass and says, "I'm just getting into the role of the man. I will give you a tender fuck if that's what turns you on." She lewdly waves her still erect cock at him and walks out of the bathroom. The confidence she showed in his body was making Thorn forget about size.

In the bunkroom, Thorn is glad the moonshine has worn off and looks at the ceiling with relief. He looks at the bunk bed as Ivory throws the sweater in the chest and waves him over. Unsure how to approach sex as the woman in the relationship, he gets down on his knees and fondles her small cock. Ivory watches her penis and says, "It's not gay to suck your own cock, so help yourself if you really want to give it a try. I'm so horny right now that it wouldn't take much for the first climax. Don't go thinking you're amazing at blowjobs when I blast you after a few good licks." Thorn enjoys listening to his own voice talk dirty to him and the curiosity is too strong. He aims the horned muzzle towards her penis.

Ivory laughs to herself. It was too easy to convince someone to suck their own cock. She wishes it wasn't her mouth that had the aftertaste when the body swap wears off. Thorn licks his broad rhino tongue across the small cock and considers the taste. He wasn't exactly gay but was willing to bend the rules since he was still technically having heterosexual intercourse. Ivory grabs Thorn's rhino horn and uses it to guide him down on her cock. She strokes her naked chest with a moan. Ivory is already on edge at the kink of watching herself give a blowjob.

Thorn moves his tongue around experimentally to find what works best. Ivory moans and roughly thrusts the cock past his lips. She grunts and sprays the load on his tongue. Thorn coughs and spits it on the floor. Ivory pants and says, "I told you, I'm a premature ejactulator." Ivory grabs Thorn and pulls his up for a kiss. Thorn has misgivings about the kiss but can't do anything about it before they are mingling tongues together. Thorn doesn't know what to think about snowballing his seed in his body's mouth. Ivory senses his reluctance and asks, "Have you gotten any perspective yet?"

Thorn thinks about the experience of sucking a small cock and says, "No." Ivory frowns and says, "Give me a minute to catch my breath and we'll go again." She pulls him into a cuddle and they lay on the small bed together.

In the sewing room, Z holds up the green furred dog mask he put together. Grim slides it over his skull and looks in a mirror. Grim says, "I give it an eight out of ten." Z looks at it and sees areas that need adjustments. Z asks, "You think we should go look for Thorn? He was pretty drunk on that stuff." Grim replies "He probably passed out in a hallway somewhere."

Grim looks past Z at the floating black humanoid phantom that has been watching them from the corner the whole time. He waves at it and it's eyes glow a brighter blue. Grim says, "Let's go find him." Grim holds the door open for Z and then discreetly waves the phantom on. With reluctance, it floats through the wall beside the door and follows them down the hall. The duo walk down the hallways and the floating Phantom weaves through the walls to look for Thorn.

Finally it points to the female bunkroom. It pokes it's finger through a circle in its other hand in the universal sex signal. Grim sighs and says, "He's in the female dorms getting nasty with someone." Z says, "How would you know? " Grim taps the temple of the mask and says, "These eyes see a lot more than you." Grim walks in the door without knocking and stares at the partially shaved, tattooed Tasmanian Devil thrusting his cock into Ivory.

Ivory is still in Thorn's body and uses it to say, "Hey guys! Join in or close the door." Z looks over Grim's shoulder and exclaims, "You really went on a bender didn't you? Nice haircut." Thorn looks up past his rhino horn at Z and decides this felt too nice to ruin with an explanation. Grim can see the truth that they are swapped bodies and holds up an arm to block Z when he tries to walk over to start a threeway. Grim hates coming into this room after he has been drinking and tries not to look up, as he watches the two undulating bodies in front of him.

Ivory has no shame and holds Thorn's legs in the air while she slams her cock in and out of Thorn's pussy. Grim waits calmly for her to finish. Z watches while longing to tag team the chubby rhino girl. Thorn moans as the motions stir something deep inside his loins.

The audience watching causes Ivory to spill her second load into Thorn's pussy. She wipes the sweat off her naked chest and says, "Ivory sweety, why don't you grab a shower while the men talk. Thorn is coming down from the high of his first female orgasm and starts to say something. Ivory quickly kisses him and squeezes a tit sending tingles through Thorn's body.

Thorn is weak from the amazing sex and sits up to look at Grim's mask. Grim says, "Ivory stop whoring around and go wash that Tasmanian Devil stink off you." Thorn decided he could have fun exploring his female body in the shower. He walks into the bathroom and closes the door.

Z asks, "Thorn, what do you think of the mask I made?" Ivory smiles at Grim and says, "Z, did you make that all by yourself? I could do a much better job than that." Z replies, "I didn't take you for the arts and crafts type." Ivory stands up and scratches her balls. Grim pulls off the mask and looks at it. After seeing Thorn's shaved body, Grim knows where Ivory is going with this. He asks, "What did you have in mind?" Z looks at Thorn's body as it swishes across the floor in a very feminine manner. She says, "If you want to make a good mask you need a proper model. Let me show you this spell that Ivory taught me." Ivory grabs Z's hand and sits the tall dog down at the table.

She claps her hands together and starts massaging Z's head. She touches every inch of fur above his neck and it glows slightly. Grim says, "I hope you know what your doing." Ivory gives Grim a wink and then snaps her fingers. Z grabs his face in panic as all the hair is cut and fused at the base. Ivory pokes her fingers under the neck and peels back the layer of fused together fur. She pulls off the mask and looks at the missing nose. Z is feeling the air on his naked skin and panicking. Ivory says, "Just pop on a dog nose and slide some support into the ears to keep them rigid." Grim holds the mask up and says, "Ten out of ten."

Z yells, "Thorn, you asshole! How could you do this to me?" Grim laughs and slides the mask over his head. He looks exactly like Z if he didn't have a nose and had floppy ears. Grim says, "It was a noble price to pay to help me look like a normal dog again." Z looks up at the green dog with a black head. He had to admit the mask did look pretty good. Ivory says "Don't worry it will grow back in a few weeks."

Thorn finishes with the shower and comes out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around his shoulders. Thorn yells, "What the hell did you do to Z you crazy bitch?" Ivory says, "It's good that you got me all nice and clean. Now you can do yourself." She slaps herself on the head and Thorn finds himself in his sweaty, crusty body again. Ivory says, "You shouldn't go around screwing strangers." Thorn stomps into the bathroom again and starts scrubbing shampoo on his genitals to get the smell off.

It feels nice for Ivory to be back in her body again. She says, "Body swapping is fun. I got you good Z." She walks over to the chest at the foot of the bunk and pulls out the devil sweater. The white V looks very striking and she says, "I got a lovely sweater to give to Master Stephanie." Z gapes and exclaims, "Do you sheer everyone you meet?" Ivory responds, "It's only a hobby between the drudgery of all the legal paperwork."

Ivory picks up the green furred mask and asks, "Can you wear this to keep warm?" Walking behind Z she pulls it over his head. Z's naked ears fold down and it fit's pretty well. With a smile she exclaims, "Problem solved." Z isn't happy at being pranked by Ivory. He looks out the eyeholes and decides it was better than just his pale skin. Ivory runs her hand lower and starts fondling Z's belly paunch. She asks, "How about I make it up to you?" Z nods enthusiastically.

Grim asks, "You gonna make me watch you bone both of them?" Ivory replies, "You could join in?" Grim rolls his eye stones around in their sockets. He walks over to the table and draws a circle with his eyestone. A bottle of regular whiskey appears and Grim pours some past the mask into his mouth. He sits down at the table and says, "Well get on with it then." Ivory asks, "It's still pretty early in the morning, You're really hitting the bottle hard." Grim replies, "Wouldn't be a party with without sex and drugs." He holds the bottle up to his mouth again and swallows more.

Back in the men's bunk room, Konsui the boarman looks at the red and blue lizardmen. He says with annoyance, "You could have just fucked me." Blue smiles mischievously and says, "It's so much more fun if you only have an hour or two. You get so desperate sometimes." Konsui looks at the energy gauge tattoo and judges he only had 2 hours if he didn't exert himself too much.

Argus asks, "Blue told me you sleep all day. Do you dream?" Konsui answers, "Yes, all the time." Konsui goes to the bathroom and uses a towel to scrub the jizz off his belly. He looks in the mirror at himself and feels the weight of his existential crisis. He was only awake because other minions wake him up. Most of the time it was so he could do their chores for them. Konsui accepted that a few hours of work was a good trade off for being free from the prison of his dreams.

Argus and Blue look through the door at Konsui and the boar finally asks, "You want to know what I dream about?" Argus nods and Konsui says, "I dream about going about my normal life before I became a minion. I wake up, decide what to wear, and go to my job. That's how the dreams usually start. Sometimes, I'm a kid going to school. Sometimes, I'm an adult. Sometimes, I make the mistake of looking in the mirror." Konsui breathes rapidly as he watches his chubby reflection in the mirror. He holds a palm up to the mirror and the reflection starts to change.

Konsui looks at the idealized version of himself. His muscular body is well groomed. He looks down at his naked chubby body and says, "All I do is eat and sleep. I used to take good care of myself and exercise. It's hard to stay in shape while sleeping all day everyday. I could eat less, but then I would just be trapped in a dream feeling hunger pains for several hours. I'm a pig in more ways than one."

Letting go of the mirror, it fades back into reality. Konsui turns to Blue and says, "I appreciate every minute you give me. Thank you." Blue replies, "You're welcome." Konsui rubs his belly fur and asks, "What's for breakfast?"

In the women's bunkroom, Z is thrusting his dog cock into Ivory's tight pussy. His balls start to slap against her as he frantically gets out his frustrations about getting his head shaved. Ivory grunts and says, "I've been a bad girl, give me the knot." Z pokes his long dog tongue out of the mask and licks across her nipple. She moans and grabs handfuls of his fur.

Grim watches impassively at the sex. Z is going at it like he has something to prove. Ivory groans "That's the spot. Right there!" Z gives a few hard thrusts as his knot starts to expand. It slips in and Z gives short thrusts to reach his climax. Ivory looks directly at the watching Grim with a big smile on her face. Z pants like a dog and lays his head across Ivory's shoulder. Ivory asks, "You feel better now?" Z smiles and answers, "I think we are even now."

Thorn finishes his second shower and walks out to say, "Stay away from me with that body swapping shit. I'm not about to wash Z's body too." Z gives his knot a few tugs and says, "Dogs don't sweat." Ivory moans at the feeling of the dog knot inside her and exclaims, "This feels amazing. Why didn't we do this sooner Z?" Grim answers, "Because Z is usually good about not making bad decisions."

Z asks, "Why is this a bad decision? It's not like I can get her pregnant." Grim says, "Love is fleeting but, herpes are forever." Thorn feels around his sheath and Z looks down at his dick locked into Ivory with horror. Ivory says, "I don't have herpes. I may sleep around, but I always ask Master Stephenie to use a rejuvenation spell when the beef curtains start flapping in the wind." Z's knot deflates faster than usual and he quickly pulls out.

Ivory wipes off her wet pussy with the damp towel from her shower and says, "That really hit the spot boys. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some paperwork to get back to." She points to the door and Grim, Thorn, and Z shuffle out.

In the hallway, Thorn says, "Were we just a booty call? She fucked us and threw us out." Grim holds the bottle of whiskey out and says, "Yes." Thorn grabs it and takes a swig as they walk off down the hall.